a href=#p680867776 class=quotelink>680867776 /a>you need to go outside and/or get fucked.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>680867776
you need to go outside and/or get fucked.
>>680867776
noone gives a shit about you autistic fag
>>680867776
eat shit and die you autistic fuck.
>>680867948
i go outside and that why i hate them.
they try to hit you when you pass near them, they come in your house, they eat you food, they shit everywhere, they fuck everywhere, they fight everywhere.
fuck ! they're like niggers.
dogs are better, dogs are friends.
yeah cats suck
dogs are cool tho
>>680868854
Never had a pet cat then.My cat snuggles with me and has NEVER hit me,
>>680868854
>they try to hit you
kek are you a pussy?
>>680869451
when i go outside and i don't know the cat...
and when i was young i almost became one-eyed because of a cat...
>>680869466
HAHAHAHA LOL LMAO ! are you stupid ? i'm not scared of cats. i just don't like that a fucking trash like a cat decide to hit me because i pass near him
>>680870277
They won't swatt at you if you don't get up within a foot faggot
>>680870914
they are on my territory. they don't have to do anything.
maybe they feel that i hate them. they're allways with their "shhhhhh" when i'm near them.
i allready save a cat.. and what i got in return ? HE SHIT EVERYWHERE AND KILLS MY FUCKING HAMSTERS !
I WANT TO KILL THEM ALL !
>>680867776
Go suck a dick you autistic cunt fag. Stop being such a father fucking cunt nugget
>>680871802
You're such a faggot.
Moew
Make spaghetti and meatballs with it
>>680871802
Jesus, you're fucking edgy.
>>680872010
oooooh so cute. i want to see him in a fluffy thread
>>680871802
Do society a favor and off yourself.
>>680867776
You're bastard -.-"
>>680867776
My neighbors cat used to sit on the bonnet of my car at night cause the turbo would be nice and warm for it. Little cunt used to scratch the car to shit. Baited some tune and left out for themcwt one night. Never see again.
Anyone want more picture of my cat sleeping?
>>680872709
Yes
Kys.
>>680873452
It looks dead
>>680873557
Sleeping tightly mate
>>680867776
i love cats, pound for pound a cat is much more of a killer than any dog ever thought about being, just think of the biggest and baddest dog you ever seen, and then go find a cat the same size and that cat will whip that dogs ass and tear it to pieces
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuUxhtWE_t0
>>680871802
OP is a confirmed genius
they're animals and you need to train them
Great thread. Another batch of Normie's and newfags ejected from the board. Would contribute,but I have no cat death images.
Lmao I WISH some faggot would try to hurt my cat. Gonna be real funny when I drag your mom out of the house by her hair and fuck her in the street
>>680867776
Die in a Fire lowlife scum!
Cats can sense Shit Tier Genetics and they hate it!
>>680873850
This made my day a little better. Thanks, Anon.
>>680873850
thanks for that.
Shes awake
>>680874228
you fuck nothing virgin
>>680874260
they will only sense my foot in their face.
it was a good time when in the old times we killed them
>being proud that you like to harm small animals
Lmao no wonder why most of you faggots are fucking losers.
>>680874850
Black death was caused by the massive extermination of cats.
Bathing
>>680874850
You don't do shit faggot lmao. Obviously trolling but I still find it funny as fuck that you think anybody would treat you normally if you ever said that in real life. Lol fucking freak
>>680871802
>they are on my territory.
its like op is having an intellectual battle with someone on his level.
animals do not act based on logic, they act based on their insticts,
would you hate tigers and bears because they could kill you if you are too close?
>>680874850
>edgy preteen detected
lamo, kill yourself, faggot.
>>680874850
the old times? you didnt even hit puberty yet phaggit.
>>680874228
go back to school
>>680875049
because they don't kill rats anymore ?
i think this is shit.
>>680875154
i do whatever i want. when they try to come in my house they feel my foot
>>680875802
Fuck off loser
>>680875804
its so fucking funny!
Hating a certain animal is like argueing with an AI!
Terrific.
please tell us more
>>680875320
no because there isn't tigers or bears in my city... if i'm on their territory i don't give a shit if they kill me
dogs know what's respect. i love them.
but cats... they think that everything belongs to them
>>680875573
i talk about de middle ages... you know with knights...
>>680876288
top fucking kek,are you serious??
we are all pathetic losers,virgins,cancers,edgy,autistic,pieces of shits,or autistic furry/weeaboo/furry/brony/etc
>>680876541
animals have conscious and are alive stop saying shit
>>680876546
>when we killed them
>middle ages
hey we got ourselves a preteen edgy timetraveler faggot over here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUYeBaCoseE
>>680875804
it's time to go back to school anon
>>680876724
i'm just edgy and virgin
and i hate cats
>>680876546
cats DO NOT THINK!
They arent human, THEY ARE ANIMALS.
And there are dogs that are not as friendly just like there are cats not as friendly.
The only difference is, if a stray cat atacks you, you get a scratch that may get infected.
But if a stray dog atacks you, you might lose your face or your calves.
>>680876724
Speak for yourself bud.
>>680877014
i'm 16 and a half let me alone
>>680876724
Not everyone is a failure like you lol. Nice job telling yourself that
Cats are better than life itself.
>>680867776
I say this sincerely from the bottom of my heart: kill yourself
>>680877208
>cats DO NOT THINK!
are you fucking kidding me ?!
>>680874850
Mate wat are you talking about make your Life easier kill yourself cuz killing 1 or 2 Cats is Ez but killing all Cats wont work so pls an Hero now! -.-
>>680877470
/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>680876546
>they think that everything belongs to them
just like your thinking right now, edgypuss
>>680877506
aaaah look at this virgin loser who has only cats as friends...
>>680867776
I have killed 30 cats, actually kept count.
Feral cats have got to go, I kill them all, they are too destructive to native wildlife and they kill my poultry.
>>680876749
Nearly all animals have no conciousness.
Every reaction of them are purely instincts.
Trying to protect their children is not love, it is the instinct to protect its offspring so its race wont die out.
Humans are as far as we know the only living beings on earth that contemplate on life and use logic to get through our everyday life.
Animals do not, otherwhise they wouldnt get run over.
>>680877717
Hahaha dat damage control.
It's true buddy boy
>>680877350
it's time accept to the truth anon
I remember last time someone said they hated cats and wanted to kill them on /b/. Enjoy your pizzas and broken fence faggot.
>>680868854
>i go outside that's why i hate them.
So autistic lol
>>680877926
Nope, it is real.
>>680877793
wat ? what are you talking about ?
>>680877669
are you autist ?
>>680867776
So when I post my opinions around here in a highly offensive, yet hilarious manner, some faggot comes out of the wood work to spout the "le edgy" meme at me, yet this fucking shit meets approval?
Kids these days.
Did I do it right
>>680877996
Nah I'm good smug anime girl
>>680867776
I never understood why people feel emotions over animals. It just seems weak.
>>680878039
lol you can't even understand what i'm saying
All pets are for cuck faggots
>>680878170
No, I really am serious, 30 cats, and 20 raccoons. I normally relocate raccoons though.
>>680877594
I am not kidding.
Though my phrasing may have confused your feeble mind.
Cats ( animals ) do not use logic.
They do not think: " Hey i do own everything, i am basically god so ill just slap anyone who is near me"
It does NOT work that way.
Depending on the cat, the cat may thing you want to hurt it, so it defends itself.
My cat for example is a huge pussy so it just runs off. That is because my cat was "raised" in a save environement.
>>680878213
nope this is a kangaroo
>>680878334
So you must have a lot of pets.
>>680878170
Missed the joke/reference
>>680878458
i think you're stupid...
i don't want to debate with you. learn things by yourself, internet can help you.
but stop thinking that animals (especially cats) are dump and don't know what,why and when they'll do something
>>680878228
stop joking anon,you're only here for because of the loli because you can't it at /a/
>>680878458
Seems to have worked cause you're still bitching about it.
ITT: op is a cats bitch.
>>680878928
I mean I enjoy Loli but I've havent watched a lot of anime only one punch man, shimoneta and prison school
>>680867776
ow the edgy
you can keep up this silly banter, but one day youre gonna be in the wrong bar, no one blinks an eye here when a fag gets gatored
>>680878458
>source: PhD in animal psychology
>>680867776
i hate you too
>>680879439
;) did I make your nipples hard
>>680878854
You are the fucking best.
Your personal feud with cats is terrifc.
One day you will get atacked by a disturbed dog and you will lose a limb or your face.
Will you start a feud with dogs then?
Will you start to hate birds if a chicken pecks you or a seagull shits on you?
Seriously dude, a cat is not a human, their intelect isnt even on the level of a 3 year old.
Stop thinking that cats are arrogant.
Though you most definitely are.
>>680878108
Using Terms you just Learned in this Thread wont save you bro! Face Reality...
>>680879156
stop lying anon, you're only here in /b/ to masturbate to loli and post to waifu claim threads
Cats can detect faggotry.
>>680867776
kill yourself mate.
>>680879657
so hard anon
>>680879677
Checked.
Also one day op is going to choke on a massive cock and declare war on all penises. Prepare yourselves Op is a massive faggot.
>>680867776
Stupid OP
>>680879677
this is the behavior that i hate
>>680867776
I used to fuck a cat lady hard
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>680878854
No Son hes absolutely right!
Animals have different Characteristics but no considerable IQ to overthink Consequences...
If you would have gone to Shool you would know that...
>>680867776
yeah but h.p. lovecraft was a huge cat lover
>>680880179
>feminism explained
>>680880179
Most definitely.
Got a good chuckle. Thanks
>>680879901
Kek
>>680867776
Same thing but with dogs, death to all fucking dogs out there, useless scum
IDK dude. Cats, especially kittens are really nice and friendly. The only reason i can think of that someone wouldn't like it is because they feel insecure about expressing love and want to cover it up by harming something that loves and trusts them.
>>680880403
Thank you very much.
>>680879811
I've never posted in a waifu thread but I do occasionally save some Loli if it's drawn well
>>680880365
you just got triggered anon
>>680880385
again you
>>680877742
>use green text in your bait pls
>>680872247
of course no one on here responds. bunch of follow the leader ass niggas. "its cool to like cats so i have to prented like i give a shit about them so at least the fuckin nerds online willl thinkin im cool, unlike everyone irl"
>>680880385
You win
>>680880017
That makes two of us ;)
>>680880602
no one is going to judge you here anon so please stop lying to us
Op, if you are not trolling (which you probably are, get off dads computer and do something with your life) I hope you die a horrible death, unloved and unwanted like the vermin piece of scum you are. If i would see a person harming a cat just because the sadistic fuck has nothing better to do with his miserable existence I would beat the shit out of him.
>>680880782
well played anon,gg
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
>>680871802
Fuck you.
>>680880899
I'm not lying. I'm more of a futa man myself
>>680870277
>because I piss near them
What the fuck? You really are an autist. Walking around pulling your femcock out everywhere. That's a felony ya dingus.
>>680880403
first we are animals.
all animals don't have the same intellect.
and cat know what and why they do something.
are you all dump ? seriously... you must all be 'muricans
cats are very intelligent. + because they live with humans they should learn how we work
i was trolling. but fuck ... here you're stupid as fuck
you should go outside and learn how animals work
>>680881343
that guy may have some mental issues
>>680881380
you win this round anon.okay, i will believe you
>>680881615
You think?
>>680874928
Respect
>>680867776
cats are warm-blooded animals
>>680881615
just remember anon, we are on /b/
>>680881693
Thanks anthromorphic bunny I can always count on you
>>680881590
first of its "dumb" not "dump".
Secondly, we are animals indeed, but we ahve a conciousness. There are animals which you wold consider to be similar to humans, like dophins or some monkeys.
Animals dont even recoggnize themsevles in the mirror and yet you think cat "learn how we work" ?!?!
Its cute that you are that naive but cats arent intelligent. Tbh they are pretty stupid. Parrots are smarter.
>>680882083
you mean queen judy hopps
OP is a weirdo who doesn't get laid
>>680881590
You are truly an Idiot your Fucking stupid excuses of a Try to defend your Worthless Crap of an Brain fart is just Hilarious!
Sure are we Animals but we claimed the ability of an Superior Intellect and non of the Existent Animals on Earth ever came close to that or did you ever seen a Cat Dolphin or anything than was conscious of its existence or at least recognized its Mirror picture...NO
And yes there are Animals who are smarter but still no Consequential thinking so pls stop being Nut dumb
>>680881590
>>680882110
extention.
Yes cats indeed know "what and why they do something"
What do they know they do?
-Defend themselves.
Why do they do that?
-Possible threat.
Why possible threat?
-Bad experiences.
crows are smarter ...
>>680867776
I know the divorce is tough buddy :/ mommy and daddy both love you though
the last bait
>>680882110
Elephants are smart as fuck. What's your point?
>>680882801
Defense is even by Humans lead by Instinct...
>>680883065
Ah sorry, I thought we were talking about you hating cats.
My mistake.
Now if you hate then thats alright i guess, go ahead, kick these damn elephants out of your house because the last time you came too close they trampeled you curshing your ribcage.
>>680882110
wtf man everything work like that. the world work like that
you know what is adaptation ?
animals, and cats (because we talk about cats) have personalitys, behavior wich is their own.
they have shitty behavior.
you're right that they're not intelligent. but they're enough intelligent to understand that sometimes they do shitty things.
they have a "king" behavior.
>>680876724
Stop speaking for everyone, fucking loser.
>>680867776
Hey guys, look what I posted. Aren't I edgy and tough? I even gave my pic a funny filename.
You're a faggot, kid. And a nigger
>>680882801
cats have feeling about us. a cat who don't like you will scratch your arm just because he don't like your face.
they don't only work with the instinct
>>680883345
And yet humans can overcome their instinct with their mind. Something animals arent able to do.
Humans put themselves in danger like bungy juming.
This goes completely against our instincts and yet we still do it.
Because we know there is a rope that is keeping us from dieing.
>>680867776
>>680872247
>>680878213
this is why humanity is fucking doomed.
>>680877873
I still think OP is a massive, borderline-illiterate faggot, but this line of reasoning I can kind of understand, especially in a rural setting. Cats, domestic and stray, do cause massive damage to new ecosystems they get introduced to. I don't agree with it, but I understand.
>>680883365
>>680883784
A cat would only hate your face if it has experienced your hate first hand, or if you are a stranger.
Then it is again, instinct, self defense.
Cats behave differently because of different ways they grew up. One grew up in a warm and cosy house whith loving owner, the other one grew up on the streets and got kicked around.
> they're enough intelligent to understand that sometimes they do shitty things.
nope, animals do not have a single clue about what is bad and what is good.
They throw stuff off your desk because they do not care, that action is neither bad nor good, they scratch because they feel threatened, even if that wasnt your intention and the cat later realises you are actually not a threat the cat wont think back to that one time it scratched you and think:" man i was totally wrong, sorry dude that was shitty"
You keep trying to project human ideology ad human emotions on these animals. Humans are the only being with a moral comass.
I dont want to argue anymore on this topic because you are either too young to be educated enough on this topic or you are just stupid.
Either way i have explained now everythingg you need to know.
Its getting late so ggoodnight.
>>680885246
moral compass*
>>680869053
Real talk bro.
>>680867776
my kind of caturday
Kittan thread?
looks like im late for the party
>>680873850
That kitteh is King of his realm!
>ITT: Cat niggers triggered
>>680867776
Kill yourself you filthy shit
Came here for some cat gore... found a bunch of fagots.... sad times.
>>680867776
>hating cats on /b/
Trololololio
>>680886416
4chan only cares about cats ya dingus
>>680886781
is reddit leaking you pack of pussies. CAT GORE NOW...
fucking cats, there's our official link to tumblr feminists. The privilege checking on /b/ can't no longer be denied
>>680867776
>hating cats
wow, nigga, u so special snuwflek
Now go kill yourself, please.
faggots everywhere...
>>680868395
looks like that cat already did :3
>>680880656
Thanks for filling up my bait folder.
>>680883352
Any1 have this image in full size?
>>680874850
In many ancient and inovative civilizations people loved and even worshiped cats.
>>680881646
oh my goodness it looks like a beautiful rose kissed by morning dew
>>680888638
calm down Seal.
BABAYY!! MACKAMFRAMPAMWAMPA KISS BY A ROSE
kys.
You see that?
>>680867776
Only one cure to this kind of faggotry.
Kill yourself before you start killing people Ted Bundy.
look at it man...
donations
>>680889246
>>680889375
Those eyes
>>680890275
kek
cats r silly
G O F U C K Y O U R S E L F
I don't like dogs. Do you think that i want to see one getting tortured ? You disgust me, you are human trash, you are just like any 12 year old edgelord, you are proposing animal cruelty, fucker
>>680890275
Is that cat still alive ? Wow, they actually have 9 lives
>>680890275
I love watching the bird fly away at the end.
>>680891495
You sick bastard...
>>680891765
Its not like i am the kid in the clip. Besides, you watched it to faggot. wut did you think this thread was about.
>>680867776
That's why you're one off, even /b/ hates you.
>>680889246
>>680889375
>>680889513
>>680889679
>>680890275
>>680890922
>>680891495
>>680891617
at least wait longer than the minute before posting the next one, samefag
>>680871802
How many hamsters do you have Richard Gere?
Image Limit Reached
>>680887735
That had about the same effect as jesus' had too
>>680892136
>dogs are assholes too.
That must be why they got the name Man's Best Friend, because theyre assholes.
i don't like dogs, but i'd never hurt one
probably because i'm not an autistic neckbeard and has actually gotten laid
>>680891902
Nice try at downplaying the responses, but was off by so much that went 120 yards into autism.
>>680891886
You want to see a creature getting tortured, you are a fucking monster. Is it funny ? Is it satisfying ? Does this make you feel better ? Do you feel better about yourself even knowing that you enjoy watching creatures being molested and tortured ?
>>680867776
OP was not a faggot today. The only thing worse than cats are cat owners, which are subhuman garbage.
>>680892754
If it makes you feel any better, I also enjoy watching humans getting tortured. I find that funny and satisfying too. Both things do make me feel better. Like I am watching the truth about the world.
