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>>680774811
so uhh.. did she die?
>>680775069
>>680774811
nevermind, they were both completely fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebrhh-5Bqg8
>>680774582
did he dieded?
>Stuck in traffic
>Look in rear mirror
>See pic related
>FML
>>680775182
Yes, he wasn't wearing a helmet
>>680775323
Kudos on the f/name.
>>680776237
holy fucking shit, DIE YOU FUCKING ZOMBIE
CMON WHERES THE REAL GOOD SHIT ??????
>>680777327
Story?
>>680776893
Odds are, if OP isn't posting new stuff right away, there's nothing new to see.
>>680777536
what happened?
>>680777502
>Story?
9/10 - he didn't seem to control the landing but it was still a good effort
>>680777489
Fucking kek. Hadn't seen this one.
>>680777489
The webm starts 5 seconds later than it should have and goes of for 5 seconds more than it needs to. Such a waste. Seeing the point where the person goes from "this is hilarious" to "I'm gonna die" is the best part.
>>680777616
They tried to make the machine idiot proof but the Chinese built a better idiot
>>680777327
I like how the person in the car was like yeah I'm not dealing with this back up back up.
>>680777660
This doesn't answer my question.
This one took real planning
>>680777489
Did he get pooped out of the statue?
>>680777992
You should ask for a refund on your 4chan membership fees
>>680777869
The chinese always build the best idiots.
China v India - which is Number One for Mayhem?
>>680776839
Jesus fucking oww
>>680778216
Wtf happaned?
>>680778285
India has more shit happen daily, but China has more cameras to catch the rekts.
>>680778285
Neither can compete with Brazil
This guy asked for extra shots with his espresso
>>680778087
I never thought i'd see the darwin award mascot in real life
He asked her out and she said NO - this was his reply
>>680778560
WHY
And Thailand represents as well
>>680778964
What's the story behind this one?
>>680778964
Those guys were probably cops. I always hate when cops try to car jack suspected criminals and think the perp won't mistake them for someone trying to just fucking car jack them.
>>680778964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzN_tcK0NzI
>>680777869
this caught me off guard, I've worked in paper mills like this for a few years now. wish I could say these things didn't happen.
>>680779298
Stupid gook
>>680779218
Chile - cop-car jacker- death ensues
>>680779246
What backwards ass third world country do you live in where cops carjack people?
Fucking eurofags....
>>680777489
there was even a Selfie of him and his faggot friend seconds before he falls.
but didnt find it
>>680778834
That nigger got nigged good.
>>680779436
Was it just a random victim?
>>680779530
he got rekt even tho he dindo a shit
>>680779530
dindu nuffin
>>680779580
top kek
>>680779580
oh snap
>>680779441
Not literally car jack, you moron. Rather, running up to the car in plain clothes and pointing a gun at the criminal. Any normal person would floor it when seeing that.
>>680778964
That was here in Chile. I remember when they showed a part of this clip in the news.
>>680779598
It's how they pass the time in South and Central America
>>680779580
Being a manlet saved that other kid's life.
>>680779692
That is literally the definition of carjacking you fucking sperglord. Holy shit how can anyone be this fucking stupid
>>680779441
read b4 u post amerifag
he said that its a normal reaction to hit the gas pedal if some guy on a dirtbike points a gun at you
faggot
>>680779662
I wonder what they were thinking before the impact.
>>680779818
That's not car jacking. If it was, the car would be jacked.
>>680779439
dude pulled his hand out of his pants and pointed them at the cop like he wanted him to think he had a gun, how can anyone blame the cop for ventilating him?
Anyone have the webm of the headless guy? The file name is "I've been expecting you Mr. Bond"
>>680778773
niggers
>>680779856
The guy in the car was a thief, the man on the motorcycle was a cop, happened in Chile, the police don't muck around there
Here,ISIS car bomber gets blown up by Kurds
>>680779298
I like happy ends
>>680779856
>I always hate when cops try to car jack
His exact words, you illiterate eurofag.
>>680779978
HE DINDU NUFFIN U FUCKIN' RACIST ASS CRACKER BOI
>>680779952
Your mom jacked my dick off on her face
>>680780166
REKT AND CHEKT
>>680779357
totally scripted
>>680779598
He was the car jacker. He shot the original owner and ran away. Cops found him and what you see happens.>>680779623
>>680779662
>>680780235
>Cement gets shattered
>Dude is fine
>>680780165
Sauce ?
>>680778560
Sourcee?
>>680780338
>That moment where they realize they were losing
kek.
>>680779439
>>680779439
Twitter blows it out of proportion of course. How dumb can someone be to pull out anything on a cop like that and NOT expect them to get wasted?
>>680778188
China's so over populated no-one even stops to check if the person they knock down is alright.
>>680776839
Foot has detected a new device: USB Adapter
>>680780478
numb diggers?
>>680775323
Looks like me at every toll on ETS2
Fucking cruise control...
>>680780538
Damn straight.
>>680780346
>BF5 beta
>>680774935
>>680777536
There's a longer version of this where another worker finally opens it up and pulls him out...
Yeah...he's fucked up big time...
>>680774935
fucking lol.
>>680776839
Next time someone bitches about legos I'm showing this.
>>680780801
That head smack is going to damage his brain good.
>>680780338
War has changed...
>>680778216
How...would you even fucking be alive after that...the shock should have put you out.
>>680780496
Flame retardant uniform?
>>680780196
that file name lol
>>680778216
Looks like a prostitue. Bad line of work.
>>680781256
Nope nigger ive seen this gif before. Its a loop you lose
>>680781249
Apparently the M1 Abrams have a sealed and vented ammunition hold so the rear of the tank can light up and burn without affecting the crew at the front - assuming the Iraqis were smart enough to have the armour seal engaged at the time
>>680774894
How'd they get the tank?
>>680774935
kudos for the aiming
>>680780967
Chinese final destination. That guy was probably meant to die in a car accident.
>>680778188
now they know what the helmet straps are for
>>680781520
This here is real final destination shit
>>680779829
sauce?
>>680781568
Lol i love how hes waving his blasted stumps around like someone is just gonna give him a hand
>>680780842
sauce?
>>680776839
What happens when newfags try to triforce.
>>680777502
looks like it's an underground fuel tank at a filling station.
>>680778216
story pls
>>680781790
It reminds me of that Wizard of Oz scene with the scarecrow.
>They tore my arms off and they threw it over there!
>>680774894
Why do the people they execute always look so docile and calm?
>>680780844
God damn fucking Indians
>>680781449
Entire Iraqi army were complete faggots, 50000 Iraqi troops v 5000 isil troops and the Iraqi army turned and ran, leaving behind most of its heavy equipment.
>>680778904
>Detroit
>>680781903
>>implying its real
isis is a fairy tale
>>680780967
I lold.
5 dead - you can die just waiting for a bus
>>680778216
The question here isn't who did it or why, the real question is, HOW?
>>680779915
Dumb niggers
>>680781568
why wouldn't you just put a hole in his head? Fuck I'd be begging for someone to blast me at that point.
>>680775501
Anon knows what's up. Safety first. Might have lived with a helmet
>>680781903
They are probably ready for death at this stage. Or in total denial and disbelief.
Sort of sad but thats just the way shit goes down.
>>680781903
1. they fake executions multiple times. the people being fake executed keep calm and think it's just for propaganda videos. one they, they actually execute them without letting them know beforehand. so they just think it's another fake, but then get killed
2. they are high. isis give them drugs
>>680781468
For a second there, I thought the entire sky was full of people being blown away by kites.
>>680777660
Good shit
>>680781880
pitbull ate her face over night, came from south american news or something
>>680778067
Dude that's fucking sick man just oh god
>>680781888
I'm hearing Louis CK say that right now
https://youtu.be/7D3AV8QEuOc
>>680782350
Just one kid who fell 50 feet - no survive
>>680778382
Science
>>680776237
one last hue for posterity,
>>680782463
well duh, this is a rekt thread...then don't watch this one if you're squeamish
>>680781853
That bald guy just walks away.
>>680779155
what an effective way to get rid of the theater-student degenerates!
Fly,you faggot
>>680782434
It was in France.
>>680779598
No. He had stole that vehicle.
Police here dont attack random people.
>>680782210
Kek.
>>680780165
hhahahahahahaa
what were these retards trying to do?
>>680782701
>Light was green for oncoming traffic
>light was green
>GREEN
i fucking hate people
captcha was STREET SIGNS
>>680782530
His toes get the real reking in this one.
>>680782210
kek long jump record
>>680782867
I just keep watching, trying to figure out why shes so fucking stupid
>>680782749
Goddamn boat people
>>680778603
>>680781880
>>680782160
http://www.bestgore.com/animal-encounters/woman-attack-pitbull-sleeping-face-eaten/
>>680779298
>>dat face of utter loss
>>680782749
kek, those canals are fucking filthy too.
>>680781691
What is the weapon ? Story ?
>>680783331
Why didn't she just fight off the pitbull? They're small dogs.
>>680783289
Love this. Proper response. They want equality? Give it to them, right in the face. He even tried to avoid the fight at first.
>>680779580
He died content with his achievements in live.
Isnt it cool that it looks like he kind of realized he fucked up in the last second? Almost like if he saw it coming?
>>680783435
It's a fucking movie.
>>680783289
Feminist logic will dictate she was the victim here because he punched her. Wait, she started it? Well OBVIOUSLY he was oppressing her with his male privilege. This cis male is just supporting the patriarchy by fighting back knowing it is all his fault. Hope that misogynist, cis faggot gets what he deserves.
>>680783377
This was an insurance scam gone wrong. The woman was trying to get hit by the camera car, but didn't look both ways and copped the other car. The guys who immediately get out of the parked car were her "witnesses".
>>680783377
>shoe flew off
kill confirmed
>>680783465
Damn niggers.
>>680782701
>>680783642
Good to know,Kenny
>>680774582
>actually wanting to look at such terrible things
How's it feel to be edgy a teen?
>>680783601
aaahhhhh hahahaha
>>680780732
fucking kek
>>680783132
didn't know what was happening at first kek'd at end
>>680780801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p13yZAjhU0M
>>680774935
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bx20cflBBk
>>680783834
you again
just get a new perspective in life, and fuck off, or die, but please record it on camera
>>680783834
You sound pretty edgy as well, mr anon, or perhaps you don't quite understand the interest in seeing people in pain and dying
>>680783509
because they're fucking strong and she was asleep so she couldn't really fight back until it was too late
>>680784229
Yeah, I don't
>>680784116
Holy shit. That pole vault.
>>680778382
>deutschfag detected
>>680783142
She's a woman.
>>680784229
wait what?
>>680783435
It's fake. Dude was testing his makeup effects or some shit.
Needs more animal webm's
>>680784473
literally blown away
>>680778715
Wtf
>>680779915
>that sick flip tho
>>680784501
If I wanted to see those, I'd watch an animal documentary.
>>680784501
like this?
>>680784551
Story?
>>680784678
throw them off a tall building one by one
>>680784501
okee dokee
>>680784710
schade dass es dir nicht gefällt :/
>>680784372
>>680783631
Ok thanks
>>680784753
Dude couldn't afford to take care of his ill parent
Lack of insurance.
>>680784779
Speak english or get the fuck out germanfag
>>680774894
>>680784222
I wish I was immortal just so I can get back up and look at my executioner with a giant shit eating grin.
>>680784914
his pic was named kotzen.gif thats why
i will not get out of my own thread u fucking gay bitch faggot
>>680784779
hammer eklig :D aber dafür ist man ja hier ^^
>>680778216
>scarred 4 life
t-thanks 4chan.
>>680780744
But india is even more of a shithole but it seems people try to help out there
>>680778681
where is this?
>>680779307
So that's why british people's teeth are so bad...
>>680784993
That's such a retarded and edgy thing to want.
>>680784854
that's not nig
>>680785130
just stay clean of pitbulls, and their owners
>>680774894
>dat jumpcut to a tank driving over a fake body
>>680785398
>immortality
>some edgy retarded thing
>>680785127
dann ist das für dich mein schatz
>>680785399
he sure as hell acts like one though
fucking wiggers
>>680785245
Brazil , guy was off duty cop and had a gun, guns are worth thousands of dollars there, people get murdered just so the crims can steal their guns
>>680785115
Why don't these idiots try climbing down? I can see a ton of air conditioners jutting out from every floor.
>>680784568
Actually she was sucked by the manhole.
>>680784116
Holy shit! That's so old!
>>680785495
>wouldn't it be kewl if somone shot me and like i was all like nope xD
Why the fuck would that thought occur to someone that's not 10 or a total fucking dope?
>>680781843
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2cc_1444495118
>>680780732
Sweet dreams pupper
>>680785753
>Being able to live forever
>somehow edgy
Do you just live life not knowing what words mean but still using them?
>>680774582
fucking angry birds shirt RIPERONI ESSAY
>>680779439
> be policeman
> nignogs killing my co-workers most of the year
> nignog starts nigging and don't know if he has gun
> get fired from this shitty job or risk dying and never see my family again
gee i wonder what i would do
>>680785398
How is wanting to be immortal edgy? You can fuck with people all the time.
>>680785881
Stop acting like niggers can read, anon.
>>680779901
Probably something along the lines of OHSHIT or OHFUCK
