Waifu claiming thread.Legend of the Drunken Master editionThe rules are very simple:claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Legend of the Drunken Master edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>worship all Spike waifu's
>Naps and alcohol recommended by 10/10 Spiegels
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Spike Spiegel
Yuno claim
Shinoa claim.
I feel so tired yet so awake. What drives me to stay on this late.
>>680773946
Claimed
Here
>>680773898
Cute boys?
claim
/waifu/ tree claim
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Claimed
>>680773577
Dubs confirm, were playing bloody knuckles with those quarters that are apparently nickles
>>680773414
Thats how it goes here in real nigga hours
>>680773793
Thnx
>>680773843
You can deal, those guys are puss's
>>680773927
You son OF A BITCH
Claiming
>>680774107
Look its wild qt!
>>680774045
Boundless energy!
I've caught my second wind. We're gunna rek the night and paint the sky blue
>>680774095
Or grills, whatever you're in to.
I persona, and percieve waifu's under the same persona from their respective show(if i know them)
>>680774156
Call it Spindra ^_~
Welp, it's 3am and I'm at that point where I need sleep so I'm gonna turn in for the night. Nini everyone!
>>680773837
Yeah that's why I want to go there, trying to go into mechanical engineering, so the better the sci department, the better chances I have. Well hey if you ever do transfer, come say hi~
Kongou claimed
>My tummy hurts edition >~<
>>680774223
Tooooooooo easy
Youvknow what.
I have about 500 of these.
EVERYONE GETS A TREE
>>680773927
>>680774260
Will do! Goodnight snek, sleep well :)
>>680774045
Pure cocain that I slipped you
>>680774223
I've got knucks, snowflake, and a dulled perception of pain. You'll see bone before I give up.
>>680774260
sweet nightmares, snake.
>>680774291
water, nothing acidic and calcium.. try milk, I guess. and beer
Beer is always good
Kurumi Claimed
>>680774291
Take some alevee
>>680774406
No u
Existential despair claimed.
>>680774291
Why does the tummy hurt?
>>680774320
You're gonna get an axe up the ass someday. Maybe not from me but some dayyy!!!
>>680774252
But sometimes that energy's gotta rest. Ain't pulling another all-nighter like 3 years ago. That shit rekt me man.
>>680774430
I knew my dinner tasted funny.
>>680774401
Name a tree maokai. Thanks
>>680774496
Alieve is just a more expensive brand of ibuprofen. There's some legality to it, but it's all marketing and regulation as to what products can contain and how much.
ibuprofen is cheap and just as effective.
>>680774546
Already claimed, bro
>>680774557
1v1 queer
>>680774560
Oh I'll axe someone alright
>>680774223
This boss is more like it tons of dmg and the way it walks is yeah
>>680774252
alright i feel ya. Im going to try to talk to a grill on monday and see how it goes
>>680774654
It's only two bucks, hows that expensive?
>>680774401
they are saplings.
>>680774666
Play me in minecraft m8 :^)
>>680774458>>680774430
But I wanted to drink with the two of you >~< besides beer...
>>680774496
What's that..? I've never used it before :/ any other ideas..?
>>680774560
Not a clue.. maybe because I forgot to take some of my normal meds this morning..
>>680774654
That weird cartoon afroman doesn't at all seem to be in despair. Not at all.
>>680774766
Okay now THATS gay right there
>>680774779
Oy you not murikan?
>>680774876
I am..! I live in cali :/
>>680774458
>knuckles and a dulled perception of pain
Same here friend, not giving up till my mommy comes in and tells me I won
>>680774495
Hows it goin 2 eyes?
>>680774605
Yeh that'd be me
>>680774666
Fukin satanic trips, your right, but play him in MC>>680774766
>>680774719
Kick his ass just like the girl your gonna talk to on monday!
>>680774779
Then drink with us! Take your meds and down some wine! haha
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>>680774605
I did that once. Pulled a second shift, stayed up all night and then did a double.
Had to fucking punch out and nap for an hour otherwise i was gunna die.
Fuck inventory day.
>>680774666
Calm down, satan. I think you just need a hug
>>680774719
Probably awful, but make sure you feel good before you do
When you wake up, SLAM WATER
A lot of it, and eat a good breakfast
two pieces of toast, all natural chunky pb and a banana does it for me. Shower, scrub your shit real good.
Wear clean clothes
STRETCH YOUR BODY for 15 minutes, maybe some light exercise.
It'll make a huge difference on your day.
>>680774734
>I'm only overpaying for my milk
>and my eggs
>and my bacon
>and my drugs
>and my insurance
>and my everything
Dont choose the marked up version when the "generic" has literally the same shit in it for cheaper. A penny saved.
>>680774779
Drink up! I'll probably stick around for another.. 5 hours, or more. dont know
>>680774876
I dont like bugglebum flavoured waifus
>>680774738
give them some years
>>680774965
Oh goy another one. That makes 5 cali anons I know of?
>>680775082
I honestly feel like that one all nighter developed my love of sleep.
>>680774666
H A I L T H E D A R K L O R D
>>680774719
Don't listen to >>680775082
What you ought to do instead is stay up all night, sleep for two and a half hours, slam coffee, chain smoke a pack of cigarettes, don't eat, don't bathe, wear whatever you wore yesterday, and call yourself a failure repeatedly while looking yourself in the mirror. It's what I do, and I turned out alright.
>>680774965
How do you not know what aleve is?
I guess its a texas thing..?
>>680774994
Sooo.... you're a nigger?
>>680775079
Hell no MC is gay
>>680775082
I need a ritiual..
How do I even know what the cheap version is? That "great value" shit in walmart?
>>680775136
What are you, gay?
>>680775319
Yes dear child, sacrifice a goat in my ritiual
I'm sorry guys I need to go before this gets worse, maybe I can nap it off... I'll be back when it clears up..
>Sorry again
Najenda claim
>claiming yume
>>680775521
Farewell haruhi ship (im calling you that from now on)
>>680775521
Later buddy, Hope you feel better soon
>>680775737
lol niggers
>>680775521
Oh no I am too late!
What is life?
>Homura claimed
>>680775897
lol men
>>680775443
I mean if you're yella, he called you out not me
>>680775521
Sleep well! Hope you feel better :)
>>680775577
Nice, dubs, whats your waifu from??
>>680775319
Always love sleep, but I also love staying up late. It's a problem...
>>680775443
Research. Research it once and you're done.
Check out online shops, call your local super markets and get a price check. Write it down.
Certain places get their product in varying amounts of quantity, so their prices differ. Wal Mart will have a lot of shit for cheaper. Never, ever go for brand name drugs. They are legally obligated to put the same shit in their pills as the generic brand.
Certain products, like health and beauty definitely do matter, but that's all a matter of your body and its reaction.
But the key
Research
and what sort of ritual?
>>680775521
Apologising for silly things.. which is a good idea because I was about to be mad.
Sleep well, sweet nightmares!
>>680775577
Nice dubdubdubs... and everything else.
>>680775692
Wussup, monkey?
>>680775980
Akame Ga Kiru
>>680775877
I'll be back later I promise!
>>680775965
<3
>>680775965
despair.
aside from the depression meme. How's it going pal o buddy.
>>680776016
A man who understands my dilemma
>>680775692
Hows it goin? Doin well?
>>680775965
Life is hurt friend, but how are you doing?
>>680776070
<3
I swear I was a bit sad after reading you saying you were going away right when I joined.
>>680775965
Life is a test with no purpose.
So in half an hour the open doors begin. It lasts until 5 pm. When do you guys think I should go if I should go at all?
>>680775980
I kill him later
>>680776016
Sacriface a goat!
>>680775965
Baby don't hurt, don't hurt me, no more.
>>680776070
I will be waiting!
>>680775965
Its that one thing that happens to you without volunteering
>>680775079
No one's coming to save you. Not baby jesus or tom cruise.
You're in for a rough one.
>>680776096
If only there was some sort of sleep time machine where time slows down but you dont and yu can sleep as long as you like.
Wonderful.
>I went to bed last night and woke up 40 years later
>>680776202
I'm not religious..
>>680775965
Life is the sweetness of fruit, and the joy of waifu
>>680776238
Thats love, son
>>680776096
Its ok but im running out of bud soon and gonna have to do something about that.
>>680776118
I am a bit confused, what the fuck is life after all?
>>680776189
I like your point of view.
>>680776238
That would be love.
>>680776302
Everyone is free to finish it whenever they want tho.
>>680775079
I dont think those 2 are the same thing
>>680775082
Chill mister life coach
>>680775405
I already stay up all night and drink loads of coffee so ehh
>>680776057
Of course! Why did I not see that? I guess she looked extra sexy in the first pic. How are you?
>>680776196
You should punch everyone that walks in the door
>>680776202
Thats my guy
>>680776319
>fruit
Why a fruit? Can't life be like a bittersweet chocolate?
>>680776395
Good how about you?
I claim guts the most handsome man to exist
>>680776365
Only if you are brave enough
>>680776318
Crap.. whos going to perform the ritual for me then
>>680776395
Better tell him to calm that gay shit down
>>680776365
I doubt that.
>>680776390
It's all very important to do. It will lead to success guaranteed.
>>680776395
I like your fire
>>680776437
It can be whatever you want it to be, as long as you ignore all the horrible shit that comes with it
>>680776318
I long for anything that can allow me to stop time. Just freeze and sleep. Wake up and resume time.
>>680776365
I'm tired and I don't get it but wat.
>>680776365
Life is just the universe experiencing itself.
>>680776390
Well fine I hope you choke and stutter and get all red faced embarrased and so uncomfortably warm and unable to maintain eye contact..
Well, maybe not all of that. It's not bad advice.
I just see you as Tomoko and that you're going to croak horribly
>flashbacks
>stands in the corner for a while
>>680776514
Not quite, but welcome anyway
>>680774792
He's probably been taking Ibuprofen, it IS cheap and effective
>>680776318
No worries, I already told Tom Cruise and Jesus they have the night off. This ones all me
>>680776365
Life is everything, the good and the bad.
>>680776390
I suppose, I would approach a girl how I would approach a dark souls boss though, with caution and lots of dodges
>>680776502
Doing pretty good, thats actually a nice claim tbh
>>680776537
Thats for you to tell him... with your fists
>>680776635
I like your face
>>680776526
Brave might not be the most correct word, you're actually being a massive pussy giving up like that without thinking about those who like you.
>>680776551
You doubt what?
>>680776635
>insert they told me I can be anythig so I became a --- joke
I know it sounds weird but there are people who enjoy the horrible things and munching on some emotional pain too...
>>680776650
Pic mildly related. Wat is life...
>>680776671
My grades must look like shit.
>>680776671
I throw hands of your saying their is someone more handsome then guts onii-fam
>>680776811
I'll fist his ass with an hot iron
>>680776856
I meant if sorry it's kinda late
>>680776537
Try Guts. He likes to kill shit.
>>680776650
Childhood fantasy
Fuck all the bitches and get away with it.. yeah, reduced to sexual desire, but whatever. That's what time stop is made for
>>680776811
sharp dubs, but you'll need more than single dubs to stand a chance
>>680776856
Yeah, yer lookin at him.
>>680776319
>>680776671
>>680776879
What the fuck did I just walk into?
Also, claimed
Im running out of battery so i cant lurk around here
See you later guys
>>680776795
Smack is pretty cheap too.
>>680776853
Now why would you go and ask me something like that? What did you say that I responded to with "I doubt that"?
>>680776987
Ahh good idea!
>>680776811
Thanks, same to you
>>680776811
I guess you are right. And since we only get one shot at it we should focus on the good things.
>>680777031
I don't know either, thats why I asked.
>>680777004
Laters!
>Homu
>>680776987
Spik beagle doesn't touch guts' gorgeous yet manly stone cold glare
>>680776998
Den of sexy. Welcome to my lair of gorgeous waifu's.
and Guts, I guess.
>>680777004
Lates. Have fun in the real world
or dont
It's your misery, not mine.
>>680776853
I assumed that but thought it was tired me being dumb. Life has no literal point aside from enjoy yourself and pass your genes. No need to be remembered.
>>680776987
In the end everything's pretty much reduced to that.
>>680777004
Later pal.
>>680776879
Oh shit nigger, thats some hot shit right there
>but im down to watch
>>680776987
I don't rely on dubs for success friend
>>680777004
Seeya! Have a good one friend :)
>>680777121
Thank you! So how are you today?
>>680777169
That is true! Enjoy the good shit while it lasts, and when its over celebrate it
>>680777169
My dear, you stated that you liked my point of view or some such nonsense. I said I doubt that. I doubt you like my point of view.
>>680777252
>Life has no literal point aside from enjoy yourself and pass your genes.
DNA is a bitch, just think of all the memories and emotions that were lost in thime since pre-historia... Its pretty sad considering one of my biggest fears is to not be remembered.
>which doesn't make sense at same time because I like to keep a low profile at social stuff
>>680777336
Hold him down for me
>>680777236
>pic
>>680777252
True story. And not even pretty much. The ultimate goal in life is to pass on your genes. Propagate the species.
Let's give it a try
>>680777336
Clearly. If you did, you would never get anywhere. Now, knuck up, snowflake. Take your lumps like a babe
claimed niggah's
this hoe is now tramp stamped
>>680777336
Pretty good, You?
Claimed best waifu right here bois
>>680777393
You won't be remembered. One day you'll die. And one day everyone you ever know or will ever know will die. Who will remember you then?
>>680777419
yes sir!
>gets the rope
>>680777433
Your goddamn right
>take your lumps
Now your starting to sound like family
>>680777453
Welcome nigga! Nice tramp to stamp
>>680777336
Lets enjoy it together then, chatting here is what I like to do for now.
>>680777341
Oh that life is a test with no purpose. I think its a really interesting view and makes sense from multiple points of view.
From a philosophical one its possible that we're just a test from another form of inteligence. From a metaphorical view it also makes sense because while living we're testing ourselves for nothing because all experience will be gone on death.
If you avatarfagged too it would help not cause this confusions.
>>680777667
Good.. good *rubs hands*
>>680777393
Yet those past memories and emotions allowed the furtherment of mankind and here we are. I'm perfectly ok with not being remembered. Don't get how people fret over it.
>>680777433
Dubs of truth. Guess I should.
God dammit I'm so tired philosophy is coming in
>>680777433
That's a subjective goal in life left up entirely to the individual. I have chosen to opt out of passing along my genes.
>>680777800
Life is a test with no purpose. It's a series of completely meaningless tasks that we are condemned to until our inevitable end.
I have an avatar. I've chosen not to use it for this place.
>>680777800
With those dubs? How could I refuse? Whats new with you?
>>680777868
So whats the plan sire?
>>680776551
I think ill pass on some of those
>>680776671
Dont worry at least 2 of those will probably happen
>>680776811
Difference is im not trying to smash her in the face like a boss so i could power myself with her essence
>>680778218
Then you're doomed to failure.
>>680777667
from what anime is that semen demon from?
>>680778166
Threw a iron bar into the forage
Let it get nice and hot and then we shove it up his ass
Going to lurk harder for a bit, see you later.
>>680777988
Everyone likes getting recognized for whatever they do, having their name written in history somehow means they will be recognized for a long time.
>>680778166
>checked
Nothing really, cat has a cold but it should be fine, she went through much worse shit be4 and survived.
>>680778090
Exactly. Do whatever you want, you're an interesting guy to talk with and if you don't avatarfag no one will recognize / remind you in 1 hours.
>implying thats not what you want anyway
Not dead, yet.. Just sort of not alive a bit.
I'll get over it. Really... I just need some lewd, is all.
Alrighty you beautiful people, off to bed I go
Stay beautiful and remember, you have a heart of gold. Don't let them take it from you!
Soooo hungry
>>680778218
Well I guess, I don't see the difference either way tbh. Just run in, suplex the girl of your dreams, then be out that piece
>>680778300
She is from Jormungand my friend!
>>680778305
Absolutely devilish, I like it, say the word and Ill get the coals hot
>>680778428
Oh yeh your cat, im sure shell do fine :) have fun lurkng!
>>680778485
If itll help you sleep at night, ask for it
>>680778428
Do whatever you want? Maybe. But willfully accepting limitations on behavior is key to society. We willingly accept that we shouldn't go around murdering each other, we willingly accept that we shouldn't steal from each other, we willingly accept all sorts of limitations on our behavior because society dictates that these must be prohibited in order for it to function smoothly.
I'm by no means interesting and seek no recognition. The more people who recognize and know me means that my true death will take longer. It is better to make no marks so that at the end there will be nobody to mourn my passing and I can rest peacefully.
>>680778669
see you later, cowgirl. sweet nightmares
>>680778691
I hear food helps with that
fukken crazy i know but i tried it once and never stopped
>>680778758
you're off to a good start.. love me some tits and powerful women
>>680778669
Goodnight buddy, have cozy restful sleeps
>>680778883
I have a high metabolic rate so food just makes me hungrier
>>680779074
Try heroin, it kills the appetite.
>>680779074
Basically what doesn't fill me makes me starve longer
So anyone here listens to Post-Rock? If so favorite band?
Preferably none of the essentials like Explosions in the Sky, Sigur Ros, Mogwai, Mono, etc.
https://youtu.be/IfV1pNKb0do
>>680778273
Your starting to sound like my father
>>680778758
I dont see how that would make her like me
>>680779184
Hehe... heh... I can help fill you.
>>680779236
Post.. rock? Never heard of any of it, but so far its ok?
Aw man I'm gettin that flip flop floaty feelig here
>>680779236
Pop-Rock never was a thing for me I started with Hard Rock and then went to Metal
This is where I clock out. Gonna sleep. Later everybody.
>>680779236
Dirty Three and Tortoise are two of my favorites.
>>680779286
My father told me I would never amount to anything and my mother told me I was a disappointing failure.
>>680778691
Maybe some food? haha
>>680778669
Goodnight Yuno! Sleep well :)
>>680778883
Same here, thats why I picked Koko haha
>>680779286
Its all about intimidation man, make her think youll fuck her up if she doesn't go out with you
>>680779236
>>680779487
Low is also very good.
>>680779470
Goodnight! Sleep well bro :)
>>680779538
Do you mind showing me your peaches?
>>680779286
Stockholem syndrome
knock her out, tie her up in your basement and rape her for a few months.
She'll love you
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>>680779470
Sweet nightmares, cowgirl.
>coughightweight
>>680779554
Your advice is pretty attrocious, just sayin. Got any for me?
>>680779487
Your father sounds like a shit. You mean the world to me, though, Tomoko.
>>680779487
I know of Dirty Three, but I will check Low and Tortoise.
I'm quite a big fan of Qualia and The End of the Ocean.
A minor Forest is also pretty great, but they a very short discography.
>>680779759
I believe you've mislinked.
>>680779286
>you're starting to sound like my father
>Najenda-sama
>>680779966
To be honest, I don't spend a lot of time with Post-Rock. I'm more into Dream Pop and Sadcore, as far as recent developments in music are concerned anyways.
>>680779988
nice dubdubdubs. I just figured because she misposts a bunch, and talked about her shit father.
Hug for you too, anon.
>>680780059
>Jon-Trons fatter years
