Which fictional character would be the best at sex?
God
>>680662848
>god
>fictional
>>680663005
fucking destroyed that retarded athiest
>>680662716
Dammit OP I had to find more of that girl and now I see she only does nude pics and has like one video that's a 9 second blowjob, fuckinay.
>>680662716
sauce? pls...
>>680665168
Trigger discipline makes me cringe.
>>680662716
Toriel from Undertale
nothing is better than motherly love <3
>>680666105
kys
Jayna would throw it on ya
Aphrodite, she's a God and is the God of love, desire and sex.
>>680662716
All at once
>>680662716
plumber-kun plumbs you good
>>680666005
chelbunny tublr
have fun
/thread
>>680666005
>>680662716
definitely not flappygirl.
roger rabbits wife is the choice!
>>680662848
\thread
>>680662716
The strippers from Duke Nukem.
>>680662716
>>680666212
More. Helen Parr is my fetish.
>>680667639
Her names Jessica Rabbit dammit, and she's not a sexual character she was just drawn that way
>>680668360
If you go to her tumblr there's a 16 second clip of her blowing her husband in costume
>>680668498
I might go to no man's land just for that
>>680668498
What's her tumblr?
>>680668732
>>680668844
http://chelbunny.tumblr.com/
She does a bunch of other nude cosplays
>>680662716
>>680669336
If you fucked Data.. Could you call it "datamining"?
>>680669265
>>680669436
yes you could
>>680669265
>rape monsters
You make a surprisingly good point.
My girlfriend.
>embodiments of repressed lust
>>680663163
>atheist
>retarted
Pick one and ONLY one, you can't have both because they don't go together.
>>680662716
Come at me
>>680670773
She's pretty hot, but let's be realistic: She wouldn't understand anything about sex. At all.
>>680670978
This.
>>680670978
It's called learning. They do it too
I don't think there's any denying she must have a knack for it.
>>680671730
A knack for it? Probably. Possible? No, she's like 2 foot tall, those characters don't even come up to the hips on most adult humans.
>>680662716
>1.23 MB
>Anonymous 04/22/16(Fri)13:42:18 No.6806627
>>680671278
She could learn the technical details, sure. But that'd be about it.
She's from a digital world, she'd lack most biological urges.
She probably doesn't even have a cunt.
a classic
>>680665168
Her and sherrilyn Fenn give me heart boners.
>>680672200
that doesn't stop furries
from making a few extra holes
Harley quinn
>>680672200
If they have genitalia, they'd have urges man. Not to mention once they experience the pleasure, they're hooked.
If you're going to abide 100% by the cartoon, my pic is null and void because the cartoon explicitly states they have no physical gender.
Ruin it for everyone bro.
>>680672403
>I posted the first renamon pic
I feel the urge to defendyself and state I'm not exclusively into furries. I'd go with samus as well, I just am in the mood for some fur right now.
Surprised no one mentioned jessica yet.
>>680672200
Not sure you've played many digimon games. Digimon have urges, it's why shit goes wrong.
>>680672209
She's loose AF bro, probably has some STDs
>>680671979
Fair point. It would most likely be a bit awkward.
But even if she's too tight to penetrate, I doubt she'd be unaware of the many other ways to please a dick.
>>680672588
bet i have a bigger renamon library than you
>>680672623
Surprised you didn't even read the thread yet.
>>680672709
That would just mean she has plenty of experience.
The other anon's point stands.
>>680672713
Shed give a decent boob job, or hot dog her. But I'd want full on, raw penetration I n my fantasy scenario, so sonic characters in general just wouldn't work.
>>680670697
>implying that an atheist can't be retarted
you fucking thick faggot
>>680672788
The point of me pointing out I posted first was to identify myself, not a challenge. I don't ever save pics. No reason to.
>>680672924
>>680672962
She's cute but she doesn't strike me as someone who cares much for sex.
>>680672951
i don't understand what is happening
that tongue
>>680670011
Kek
>>680673054
>>680673085
>implying that matters
>>680668360
shadbase.com
Look up Incestables. Thank me later.
>>680671979
Cartoon physics, she can probably fit a footlong in her twat.
>>680673142
God I fucking hate mobile. Bullshit has closed my reply twice now.
Anyway. He (or you, idk) replied to me post where I said I posted the first renamon pic, with him challenging my "collection". I was merely clarifying I wasn't challenging anyone.
>>680673355
>shadman
>thank you later
>>680673355
>thinking anyone ever hasn't heard of shadbase before
>>680673381
If she were being brought into the real world, real world physics would then apply. Null point.
Captain Ahab from Moby Dick. I bet he's into pegging.
>>680672877
Yeah, the lack of anything vaginal would be a bummer.
But I think boobjobs are kinky as fuck, though, so I'd definitely get one from her. And I also think she'd be able to suck dick just fine.
>>680673381
Especially furry physics, they don't have internal organs, their entire body is just a dick pocket, like a fleshlight.
My girlfriend.
>>680673628
She'd be into it, I'm sure.
I'll stick with renamon or samus, depending on my mood.
>>680673557
Who says you're not going into their world?
>>680673740
Read the thread, retard.
Kvothe, the Kingkiller.
>>680672881
>implying that an atheist can be retarted
You fucking thick faggot.
>>680673758
Well, would I get cartoon physics then? Cuz I'd have a monster dong and would never leave.
Other wise, let's not because my tiny penis wouldn't be able to satisfy something used to taking a full length horse cock.
cause i love brown girls so much
>fictional
>>680673257
fuck, that's a nice ass
doubles as a wallpaper
>>680672629
She can care about people, yeah, that's unquestionably true.
But whether she can have romantic or erotic feelings, that's up for discussion. If she can have that, then there's no doubt she'd be up for riding a human cock every once in a while.
the flash, boom, done, move on, horny again? BOOM! done. in fucking seconds mate, seconds.
I'm too old
your gf
>>680674271
He can even vibrate.
>>680662848
/thread
>>680670404
I would
>>680674271
If you think sex is best done in a split second, I got news for you son.
>>680673714
>>680674284
she is pretty hot
>>680674277
How old my dude? She was my crush when I was a child
>>680674516
26, she was my first cush on real people
>>680674277
RIP Chyna
>>680674695
kek
>>680674467
Nigga, do you not know what the speedforce is?
If da Flash wants to make a girl cum in a half-second that's waaaaay too long for him.
>>680670697
Fedora 2 tight 4 u
>>680666392
Goat mamma
>>680670697
there are plenty of autists on either side. being 100% sure that god does or does not exist either way is autism to me.
>>680662716
There's no fucking way she wouldn't be mindblowingly good at it.
http://flirti.cf <<< is a dating site for adults meeting.
It is a network for uninhibited adults who will be happy to rendez-vous for the one-night date.
Here you will be able to realize your secluded fantasy with the right partner,
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)*
>>680674977
Jokes on you, I don't even own a fedora.
>>680675081
If you're into angry sex I guess she'd be just right for you.
>>680669436
Fucking genius
>>680667326
More of her, NOW!
>>680675186
Angry sex is best sex, better than fucking Rei the passive bitch, she would probably just lay there and then die when you cum.
>>680675305
Fucking retard.
>>680675120
faggot
She's literally a succubus. Every other answer is wrong.
>>680675709
I prefer my soul inside of me, thx but no thx
>>680675709
Touché.
>>680667255
Rip Nina, wanna play?
>>680663005
I know right
Everyone knows god wrote the bible so that proves his existence
What more do these fools want?
>>680675709
correct creature, wrong source
>>680675352
I don't think there's any doubt Rei would be a cold fish.
>>680662848
/thread
>>680676316
I guess a succubus would be the best form of suicide.
>>680662716
>>680676436
The sarcasm is lost?
I can't tell anymore
>>680675849
Except she isn't the type of succubus who takes souls. Aensland succubi live off of physical and mental stimuli, and if that isn't available, she can steal dreams.
>>680676316
Don't even know who that is, but her body doesn't compare in the slightest. Also, as stated before, having sex with Morrigan wouldn't kill you.
>>680662848
/thread
>>680676656
your fine bro I actually love you
>>680676664
A succubus is a succubus is a succubus.
She would give you the most mind blowing sex ever, she would ruin human women for you forever, but you won't survive the ordeal.
>>680666105
Same here dude
>>680676664
are you trying to argue the body of a fictional character over another fictional character
it's lilith from castlevania you uncultured swine
>>680676664
>>680676840
Cont.
Also, that's the succubus from castlevania: symphony of the night
/thread
>>680676664
>Aensland succubi live off of physical and mental stimuli, and if that isn't available, she can steal dreams
This has been confirmed?
Dream-theft sounds like it could have pretty devastating potential consequences for a guy's mental health, but I guess it's better than losing your soul.
>>680674648
we are almost the same age, 27
>>680666392
>>680676840
A succubus is a succubus is a succubus until you're dealing with the literal Queen of the Underworld.
>>680677001
Yes, yes I am.
>>680677004
The last time I played that was 1998. Of course I wouldn't remember.
>>680677141
Yes it has. It's canon. Also, you just don't remember your dream.
>>680673488
kek
/thread
>>680675081
Asuka is shit tier, but DAMN bro, that model is, fuck, she is perfect
>>680677572
>840 and 004 here
Wouldn't that be worst? Her ability to kill you would be that much greater
Also, you didn't play it, a great game like that sticks with you.
>>680677294
wtf
>>680677294
my dick is diamond hard right now :3
You can always count on MILFs to know what they're doing.
>>680673085
She's a rabbit. You ever heard the term "fucking like bunnies?" Fucking is in her genes.
>>680677774
i'm on portrait of ruin right now, about to switch over to order of ecclesia
>>680678022
haha they animated her tits almost as much as her face
>>680677294
moar
>>680669336
Canonically he's a sex god.
Who was that security chief he fucked? Short tomboy? Looked like Marcy Darcy from married with kids?
That bitch from Duck Tales tf is her name
>>680678215
>>680677989
>>680677774
But she wouldn't kill you. She has no reason to unless you're trying to kill her.
I didn't exactly love Symphony of the Night. I liked it, but not enough to remember it. I probably still have it somewhere.
>>680672623
JESSICA?! THAT'S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER FROM SONIC 06!
>>680678286
Magica?
>>680678215
>>680677989
:T
>>680678371
Cuz you know, demons are good people...
>>680678195
Big ripe titties wouldn't be hard and unmoving anyway.
>>680662716
my runescape girlfriend
bonkedbrains.
>>680662716
A quiet negress.
>>680678707
well go watch chinese cartoons if you wanna see tits flipping out
>>680662848
This goddess.
Yogi Bear. When I started having wet dreams, they all involved him.
>>680678651
Morrigan is. She's a demon who, while vain, is still kind and caring. Hence why she's the protagonist of Darkstalkers.
>>680665168
underrated
>>680679116
>is kind and caring
And that's how we know it's fictional lol
>>680678890
;_; I love how black woman look, but I can't stand how they behave
>>680678629
fuck, keep going lad
>>680673583
Nah, he's into nailing whales
>>680679246
Exactly. She's an anti-hero for sure, but she's still a hero.
>>680675108
Mah nigga
>>680678585
remember Ducktales?
i fuck around with a girl who looks just like Webby. (its possible)
the sex is so fluffly moist.
the blow jobs are so ridged in her bill.
its so hot to have someones lips be just as hard as your cock.
and omg the way her feathers stick together when they're laced with my cum.
*shudders with pleasure*
its difficult to describe accurately but I can only call the dried cum feathers one of the most "a la carte" meals I've ever had in my life.
this is our fuck song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>680679116
we talking succubi
because i corner the god damn market on succubi
>>680673488
>>680679614
below average
>>680679741
i love that gif
>>680679614
Need more
>>680674277
>would cut her hand
ok
>>680673824
SAUCE
>>680679614
You sure she wouldn't just murder everyone she tries to seduce?
>>680679981
>>680679978
ironically, that wwe gif makes me chuckle everytime i see it
apparently glitchy bodies still make me laugh like a child
>doing the worm while banging a chick
>kek
>>680666392
>>680680557
>>680680716
i'm not a furry, but damn those hips. Furries pls start drawing non furry porn
>>680680716
>>680680557
>doing the worm while banging a chick
>>680662716
Mystique
> feminine penis
>>680681081
I'm telling you, the fur is the way
>>680678995
Shit true
>>680681273
>>680681543
>>680681625
go post these somewhere else
>>680681444
>>680681543
>>680681625
FUCK, I'm fapping to this, does this make me a furry ;_;
>>680681625
>>680681913
>undertale porn
ditching thread
>>680682070
>>680681901
one of us
one of us
one of us
>>680682307
why she look like something from a gears of war game
I'm so sad I just want to die
>>680662716
Ninja's trained in sexcraft.
>>680682070
>>680682137
>>680682344
>>680682315
>>680682533
my dick is going to explode
>>680674277
got my first boner for xena
>>680682533
ruined this thread
>>680672788
black renamons go
>>680678995
there some class of theory of the cristian God being female is just curiosity.
If god is a woman and have all the mercy and kindness of the universe, would she deny me sex.
>>680682114
All I can say is:
>YES!
'cause, the body models are to freaky. =D
>>680682555
you got trips my dude, you shouldn't be sad
She
>>680682307
>>680682767
but i'm so lonely no one wants to be around me
>>680682679
Source?
>>680682595
Being a fury is a lot like having a weird looking penis. It's really not that big a deal, at least not as much as its made out to be. God help you if other people find out, though.
>>680682898
dont know, got it from another thread.
>>680682983
Ah well I'll do some digging. Looks amusing
>>680672004
Such a disappointment. They make a female Link and don't even give her the fucking master sword.
>>680666502
this guy isn't from reddit
>>680682875
Somebody post the comic where the Main Character fuck all the female monster.
>>680666105
>>680676982
privet /k/omrades
>>680682890
welp, I'm lonely too. I'm studying a phd and since I live alone in a city where I don't know anyone I'm doing nothing but study and fap. There will be better times my dude