>>680642505
only while shitting

You crash into walls without fail because you're retarded and don't realize this thread already fucking exists.

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>>680642591

i can suck my own dick

>>680642505
What?

>>680642670
only when you're being a fag

>I can be invisible at wish

>>680642505 But you have the standards aerodynamics restrictions

>>680642816
But you can't stop sucking your own dick

>>680642816
After cutting it off

I can make food appear out of nowhere, whenever

>>680642869
This is a restriction for OPs power. Essentially you're saying that this will always apply.

>>680643417 But it will be only composed with the things that are in contact with you

I can move things with my mind

>>680644266
but only while high

>>680644266
But only when your eyes are closed

>>680642505
>>I can move as fast as sound
..in a vacuum.

I can fly

I can create things from nowhere

>>680644908
Only in space

>>680644266
Only when you sleep

>>680644908
But only ever downward, toward whichever object has the largest mass.

I can block other people's powers

I can change my gender at will

>>680644908
only in water

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>>680644908
But only for limited periods and you never know when you'll stop flying and fall to your death.

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>>680644335
>>680644423
what really? that's not nearly enough

>>680644266
but only while having sex

see? now you'll never be able to move things with your mind

>>680645092
In your dimension no one have powers

>>680645107
get triggered everytime you do

>>680645107
the genitals appear on your forehead

>>680645092
only when you suck their dicks

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>>680645107
You'll still be as fuck ugly and fat as you are now.

Not really a restriction just the reality.

>>680645092
Only when a 10 inch homeless Dick is fully inserted into your ass no lube.

I can manipulate time.

>>680645107
but not your sex

>>680642505
The ability to post in this thread, and the other thread that actually started this topic to begin with, all the while, rocking the body of a naked and prolapsed Stan Lee, chained by the neck to a niggerdicked Jack Kirby.

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I can make outfits or whatever I want

>>680645255
but you lose your memory every time you do

>>680645321
>but you have to do so in the back at WalMart.
it's called a job, anon.

>>680645255
but you stay still everytime

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>>680642505
I have unlimited wishes including the ability to wish away any restrictions.

>>680645321
you lose 1 finger each time you use your power

>>680645423

Genie nigger go back in your D3 bottle piece of shit

>>680645423
In your dreams

>>680645423
every time you remove a restriction ,two more appear

>>680645556

I can make people miss their gets

>>680645423
but you have cancer and will die in 1week from now. every atempt to stop this will result in death because the cancer is part of your brain

I have the ability to spawn bricks of cocaine from brickwalls

>>680645600
They don't care

>>680645423
Cannot wish away full blown AIDS. That slowly drives you insane as you have all the power but no life expectancy.

Also your big black boyfriend calls up its friends and "turns you out" one prison at a time. (See AIDS above)

>>680645638

in your dimension, everything is made from wood planks

>>680645638
but you have to consume everything on the spot

>>680645600
Only in non-gets thread

>>680644964
Only i you fuck your mom

>>680645638
the bricks of cocaine spawn inside a condom - in your ass

>>680645638
But you can only sell it for scat porn gift cards and it doesn't get you high

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I have the ability to spot every middle aged man who is attracted to little girls...Call it the Pedo Vision

I can piss from my anus and shit with my peepee

>>680645884

but you get that person's desired

>>680645884
But only in your family members

>>680645934
everytime you do one of them your mom drinks the mailman's cum

>>680645884
the pedos see you as a pretty little girl and gain triple strength

>>680645884
Full blown AIDS

>>680645934
You cum from your nose

>>680645884
but you look like a qt child to all men who are getting detected

Everything i say is an absolute truth

>>680646105
only if true

>>680646105
But everyone will think you are lying

>>680646105
you can speak only after you give a man a blowjob

>>680646105
But the last thing you've said is wrong

I can make america great again.

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>>680646083
kek

>>680646161
Fucking nice

>>680646264
Only by building walls

>>680646264
you can't build walls

I can urinate while standing up

>>680646264
But you will not

I have the power to Harry potter

>>680646384
but you have to do the same when shitting

>>680646384
Only in public and a dog bites it when you do

I can make /b/ great again

I can pause and unpause time however I please

>>680646476
>shitting
This thread is waaaay better than ylyl

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>>680646548
you have to leave /b/ forever

>>680646609
once

>>680646548
Always a newfag and never an oldfag

>>680646548
Your internet then shortly cuts out forever

I can make people fall in love with me with a touch of my dick

>>680646609
Yourself gets paused too and the universe gets frozen forever

>>680646548
only on 7chan

>>680646609
You lose a month of your life every time you do it

>>680646725
You don't have a dick and can't get one

>>680646609
only while pressing ESC in computer games

>>680646609
explosive diarrhea when you do

>>680646725
Dick is in a jar of formaldehyde and will disintegrate if exposed

>>680645182
kekd

>>680646725
your dick retracts inside your body

>>680646725
They will overly love you and soon become insane

>>680646448
but you only know expelliaramus

i have the power to make girls suck my dick

>>680646936
you have to suck theirs too

>>680646725
they literally fall into Love, Arizona with you

I can summon cute cats that will love me forever, I can hug and pet them all day, also rape them

I can become s cute little girl forever

>>680646936
every time your dick is near a tongue, your dick retracts 1 mm, permanently

>>680646725
but only when there are several police officers around

>>680646992
Nice

>>680646992
kek

>>680647020
allergic to cats

>>680647020
Your deathly allergic to cats

>>680647020
You will slowly turn into a cat every time you do it

I can die instantly

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I can have any get I want

>>680647020
When you are sleeping they rape you back and send video to everyone you know and youtube

I have the power to have sex with Scarlett Johansson when ever I want

>>680647034
you become anne frank during ww2

i can morph into any material or shape

>>680647128
You are brought back to life every time you die

>>680647128
but can survive in space, alone

>>680647199
she becomes a nigger rapist everytime you are near

>>680647199
provided she feels the same way about you

>>680647199
she is 90

>>680647199
it's rape and it is broadcast to the entire world while you're doing it

>>680647199
Scarlett Johansson has a sex change and gains 400 pounds

>>680647199
Then you realize it's an Trans nigger with tons of make up

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The ability to summon any car I want to its original specs, keys in hand and it can drive fully
>fully drivable
>not registered as stolen
>has keys for every car in hand
>Each car I summon last forever though I can't desummon cars

>>680647202
>>680647206
fuck ...

>>680644266
But only when those things are fat chicks

>>680647200
you can't move , you just lay there

>>680647379
Don't have hands

>>680647200
You can't recover your last shape and can only take a shape or material for 5 seconds

>>680647379
it summons on top of your head

>>680647379

Driver seat has a huge cock, you have to insert in anus to fully drive it

>>680647379
they all have 1HP

>>680647153
In gta San Andreas

>>680647379
you are trapped 3 months in it

>>680647379
They are all stolen from someone else and you can't change the license plate

>>680647379
Every time that you drive you must run over an old lady, or you will turn into a cactus

>>680647414
that would be hilarious

I can kill niggers with my mind

everything I post becomes a meme Xd

>>680647640

Only if you breath at the same time

>>680647640
After you suck them off

>>680647654

only for you

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I can go super saiyan

>>680647640
I'm actually ok with this one as is.

The ability to not have a mental illness.

>>680647654
In 9gag

>>680647640
literally anyone can plan and execute a murder

>>680644964
They manifest up your asshole

>>680647654
You can only post bananas

>>680647746

but you are quadriplegic

>>680647737
A family member randomly dies before you do it

All my excrement becomes currency

>>680647737
But ever one else can go super saiyan god

>>680647737
goku is always 1 step ahead of you

>>680647379
The keys each weigh as much as the car you want and they must stay in your hands at all times.

>>680647850
you live in india

>>680647737
everyone else can go super saiyan 2

Mind control over anyone thing at a time

>>680647878
wp

I am omnipresent

>>680647850
But it's Ethiopian currency

>>680647850
you can only shit twice a year

>>680647849
Cool! My family is dead to me anyway

>>680647931
You become bald

>>680647850
In Weimar Mark's only

>>680647931

but you lose consciousness every time you try

>>680647827
kek

>>680647850
you literally sheet piles of 1 pennies

>>680647972
But your also in a coma

>>680647850
at a rate of 1 USD per 1 trillion tons of excrement

i can control probability

>>680647972
In a book you read

>>680647972
but you can process only one moment at a time

I can fuck literally anything and whatever I want is instantly consenting no questions asked

>>680648088
You'really probably a fag

>>680648143
You no longer have a penis

>>680642505
I can control anyone's mind

I can stop time

>>680647850
Every time you take a shit you must tell someone that your shit was so cash

>>680648143
With a strapon

I can delete faggots 4chan dubs. With banana bastards also they get a kick in the nuts.

I am God, the creator of the Universe.

>>680648143
and then you die

i can shoot laser beams from my eyes

>>680648220
But you can't start it again

>>680648220
Only in a waffle house while smoking meth

Ability to commit suicide without dying

>>680644908
Can't fly

>>680648143
But you feel gross and guilty whenever you fuck anything. Even another human.

>>680648274
nobody believes you exist , no matter how many threads you start on /b/

>>680648268
But every time you post a banana you get melanoma

>>680648274
But have the tiniest dick of all time

>>680648274
Everyone will always be an athiest no matter what

>>680645107

Gender is a mental construct. Nothing changes except your mindset. You get all the negative traits of the gender you switch to every time you switch.

>>680648268
Your mom sends you to study

>>680648301
they hurt , a lot

>>680648274
but everybody else is GGod, creator of the Multiverse.

>>680648358
You forget you can do this

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>>680648225

>>680648426
ROFL

>>680648302
Fucking deep. Traveling the world alone with nothing but statues of past beings.

Still can look at people's tits tho fam

>>680643417
it comes out of your ass

>>680648274
But your creations are foolish and destructive, only leaving you in disappointment.

I can plug in a charger on the first go

>>680648411
Kek

I have the power to choose when and what Apocalypse happens and I can erase and recreate them as well.

>>680648274
But you will be the faggots, selffuckers and niggas god.

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>>680648225

>>680648531
Didn't pay your electric bill

>>680648531
Only a Nintendo ds charger

>>680648531
cable is always broken

I can poop.

>>680648571
You must watch the notebook to do it

>>680648531
it takes 3 times longer to charge

>>680648531
your penis is your charger

>>680648693
only when somebody is holding your hand

>>680648696
Kek

I can breather underwater

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I can walk