Waifu claiming thread. Im not here Edition!The rules are very simple:claim your 2D
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Im not here Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>chain lurk pics
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>don't question my existence
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
Just going to repost this incase the person already transferred threads.
Later eveyone
>>680624628 #
>plumber mmo
>grinding
No no. Plumbing isn't like it is in pornos. You don't show up to fix a sink and end up grinding your ass cheeks against someone until they get horny enough to fuck.
Thanks for wishing me gl.
I'm heading off now. Cya pricks.
>>680624908
Laters Marie Rose!
>Homu
>Im not here
https://youtu.be/lAF8D0ugyVk
>>680624908
>#
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Tsuyu claim
>tfw tats doesnt answer your nipple rubbing suggestion
>>680625039
I should venture through Radiohead older stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPLEbAVjiLA
>>680625111
Repeating Integers = Checked
>>680624845
>>680624860
>>680624908
>>680624922
>>680625039
>>680625111
>>680625142
>>680625147
Welcome back everyone!
>>680625333
>trips demands it
>>680625333
Tats is afraid of failing your expectations.
>and more trips
>>680625111
>>680625333
nice trips
>>680625362
thanks
>post failed
>captcha connection error
>connection error
>post aborted
>picture 89% upload, verification expired
>>680625523
>picture 89% upload, verification expired
Know that feel dude.
Australian internet is fucking shit
>>680625523
Life sounds hard with DSL connection.
Kongou claimed and is also apparently oblivious.
>>680624908
I meant like a rip off of WoW
>>680625333
I mean it wasn't a question, more of statement really, but if it makes feel better I would rub nips with you.
Nice digits.
>>680625362
Have you listened to Kid A and OK Computer?
>>680625668
Not entirely to neither.
>>680625647
BANINGU RABU.
See ya guys i got classes
So until 7 or so hours I'll be back
>>680625818
GANINGU RABU <3
>>680625859
Jesus now I can't even spell right. Today is just not gonna be good..
>>680625859
>tfw Kongou will never triple front flip to hug you while screaming in her adorable voice
>>680625927
Just because you made a typo? Got any unusual plans for today?
>>680625859
>>680625927
C'mere you lilshit
>>680625818
Kid A and OK Computer is a decent start point. After that you could check out Amnesiac, Hail to the Thief, The Bends, In Rainbows and The King of Limbs. You may or may not wanna skip Pablo Honey.
>>680626026
You know usually making a type on /b/ will just get you crucified so I was just getting ready.. and my plan for the day is to survive it with only 3 hours of sleep... wish me luck!
>>680626069
More hugs?? Yay n_n
>>680624778
Jacking off to little girls drawn by Japanese men....you guys truly are winners.
>>680626227
The OG ~desu?
>>680626227
***TYPO
There are no words.
>>680626336
OG Desu is long gone still my friend.. I'm sorry to tell you. However I am not new. Just switching things up!
>>680625608
this nigga gets it
>>680625624
it's wifi but it might as well be dsl
two phone companies that control internet and phone prices in lebanon. both work together and are owned by the same guy and keep prices high. if you try to open up a third company the corrupt peeps tell you that the frequences are being used by the army, you cannot do it. internet here goes from 10 to 700 kbps randomly
just fuck my shit up
>took me fourteen tries to upload this
>verification expired on the seventh
>topic has already moved on
>>680626317
>fapping to your waifu
Newfag.
Lurk for at least two years before posting.
>>680624778
Back with a saucy claim
>>680626186
I see I have a lot more to explore from them than I thought. For some reason you saying that made me check out Pablo Honey instantly and I really liked the first track. Why do you think I may want to skip? Is it too different from their other works or just lower quality compared to everything else?
>>680626227
Good luck lad, hopefully you will be able to restore your sleep, assuming you don't work on weekends.
>>680626317
>Fapping to your waifu
But why?
>>680626492
I don't.. but that doesn't mean it'll be easy to go to work today with only 3 hours of sleep :/
>>680626492
Both. Pablo Honey is widely unrespected among the fan base.
I'm not part of the fan base, but I kind of don't like it at all.
>>680626415
I see. A shame.
>>680624778
>>680625647
>>680625818
>>680625835
>>680626186
damn these fine legs!
>>680626463
hey there crispy one how are you doing?
>claiming yume
>>680626436
So basically that faggot has the monopoly of internet in Lebanon.
>took me fourteen tries to upload this
Wait you're kidding right? 2 tries is enough to piss me off.
>>680626611
Yea its always a bitch but you gotta do what you gotta do. Just refill your tank with coffee when you feel like you need it. Where do you work at?
Claim
clmd
sachi claim
>>680626317
>implying all of us like loli
>>680626759
Did someone say underaged animegirl legs?
>>680626707
>tumblr.gif
Opinion discarded.
>>680626759
Raisin Killer! n_n
>>680626731
It really is! I hope they are doing okay wherever they are...
>>680626768
The last time I had coffee I threw up anything I put inside me for the next two days. I tend to stay away from it after that.
>>680626759
Trying to not let the existential dread set in, but otherwise I'm good. Though, I do have a serious dilemma that needs to be addressed very soon.
>>680626772
Not judging
Tatsuta claimed.
>Watching anime is suffering
>>680626931
>legs
Feet?
>>680626937
You said you're not new. Are you here with another waifu at other times?
My guess is Megumin.
>>680627018
>But it's also what we live for
sup guys
>inb4 weekend
>HYPE
shiinarino claimerino
>>680626937
Thats not entirely bad, coffee is pretty bad for your health overall. There probably exists a healthier replacement for it anyway.
>>680627018
Sup Tatsie, what were you watching?
>>680627018
>Life is pain
How are you Tatsuta?
>>680627093
Heh you caught me. Switching it up.. at least until season 2 starts for Konosuba. How could you tell?
>>680627152
There are plenty but I don't use them :p
>>680627067
Didn't one of the tomoko anons get banned kek
>>680627127
>inb4 Anzac Day
>inb4 the LONG weekend
WOOP
>>680627152
Sure, there are healthier alternatives, but why?
>>680627105
>Hanako best girl
>Lily second best
I live for many things. Anime is but one, with which I have a hate-love relationship.
>>680627152
Hey Moemura. I am just not starting the third episode of Mayoiga. The comedy of the season (even though it tries to be a thriller/horror thing). What are you up to?
>>680627219
I'm decent. I just hate myself a little for watching too many things each season. What you are you up to?
>K is for Kongou desu
>K also stands for Kiznaiver
>>680627266
it was the other neet one I think
>>680627266
Would not doubt it for a second.
Hell I've been banned about three times in these threads.
>>680627266
Theres 5 of them.
>>680627337
Why what? I love coffee myself but try to never drink more than twice per day since at some point of his life he was addicted and drinking 12 a day.
>>680627219
Well then all I can tell you is good luck and that if you don't come back to the threads anymore I will be worried.
>>680627219
You name your filesnames with M + a number and you do the same with Kongou.
Plus you're the only one I remember using the "n_n" emote.
It's okay, I am just a fucking detective.
>>680627463
>>680627469
>>680627515
I heard from someone he told his actual age in a story he was telling?
kekd
>>680627453
Preparing to grill some burgers and then start GitS SAC. Im so disappointed that it's a serie and not a movie, I really enjoyed the pacing of the first installment and am worried that this is not gonna feel the same.
Also im wondering if I should take my cat to the vet or not, she (it?) is hoarse and sneezing.
>Usual claim
>>680627622
Mugs is also underaged and told us multiple times but he always deletes the posts where he does it quickly.
>Homu
>>680627453
That's good to hear :) I'm just trying to map my day out.. gonna try to take this one slow and steady.
K is for Killing innocents with nothing but BANINGU RABU
>>680627515
Heh if anything you have my skype still :) but I doubt that'll happen..
>>680627569
Right right.. hmm.. I guess that makes sense. I wasn't trying to hide it much but I'm impressed you got it right away :)
>>680627622
I'm a five year old black kid with autism and down syndrome and mods still won't ban me.
C'mon faggots do it.
>>680627758
Mugi > The Mods.
>>680627622
when did this happen?
>>680628033
dubs confirm
>>680627668
Burgers sounds good. I don't know anything about the pacing, but it'll probably be a bit more drawn out than if it were a movie. Still, I hope you'll find enjoyment out of it.
As for your cat, it might be pollen. But do take them to see the vet just in case. There are so many things that could be the cause.
>>680627826
A slow and steady Friday? Just how I like them. Managed to make any plans yet?
>Implying that Abyssals are innocent
>>680627737
Chun-Li is cuter
Actually what's that wrestler girl in SFV..
>>680628196
>V-Triggered
I'm gonna go take a nap and hope I dont wake up
I'll seeya all later tonight
Hello, Hello.
>>680628196
Top kek.
>>680628357
Hi Tsuzu. How's your day going?
>>680628196
>he likes thunder cow thighs
>doesn't see the beauty of juri's slender legs
>>680628257
miku
>Karen
>>680628182
Plans for the day: Clean around the apartment, Set out some of my old clothes for the vets to come pick up, study for midterms on Monday, get back on track with my anti diet and have fun without much sleep. I think if it all goes well it'll be a pretty easy and slow day
>You have a point~
>>680628357
/waifu/ is slowly becoming /shipfu/
>>680628403
She's not cow-like on top
Dat hourglass figure
>>680628403
You mean R. Mika, she's enough to put me on suicide watch.
>>680628588
Γειά. Καιρό έχουμε να τα πούμε.
How are you?
>>680628468
Sounds like a good day. Having fun without much sleep is not something that I can reliably do anymore. I need my seven hours of sleep to function properly.
>my anti diet
Meaning that you'll be committing gluttony? Or am I missing something here?
>>680628703
I'm good mate. In the process of buying a house, which is why I've been absent as of late. And you?
Gonna leave to cook then GitS, stay awesome and see you later.
>>680627826
Ok that was unexpected but im sure as hell happy to see you here again. Kongou has nice firepower I guess.
>actually my favourite BB and current flagship
>>680628033
Legends never die.
>>680628182
Yea and its 25 goddamn episodes... it feels like a stretch starting with a movie and then into a series of that size. But hopefully once I finish it I will be crying for more anyway.
>>680628357
Hello and goodbye.
>this is fine
>>680628468
>/waifu/ is slowly becoming /shipfu/
Kancolle is literally built around waifu material.
>>680628393
Hello Tatsie. I'm doing pretty well. Still a little distracted right now. How about you?
Are you having good spring weather, as well?
I'm quite happy about it.
>>680628468
Not like that's a bad thing, but I hope no one claims Murakumo, Hatsuharu or Samidare..
>>680628952
Take care, Homu-chan.
>>680626865
>>680626931
yes!
>>680626937
Little demon?
Murakumo claim
>>680628908
Well for a girl my size and age I'm like 5 pounds underweight and I'm trying to do what I can to fix it :) so an anti diet! Haha I know what you mean about the whole sleep thing though.. I wish I had a good 7 hours today..
>>680628952
What was unexpected?
>Good choice. You're doing God's work.
>Perfection.
>>680629020
It's a great thing!
>Why don't you want that?
>>680629116
Hehe yep! How are ya? n_n
>>680629020
>>680629221
Welp that didn't last long.
Hatsuharu claim
>>680629239
>Why don't you want that?
I'm partial towards them, I guess.
>Also Jun'you
>>680629354
t-thanks
>>680628922
Easter is starting next week. I'm quite happy about that. So that means two weeks of not waking up early. Just to weeks of writing exam papers an choosing what tο put there to make everything easier for them.
>>680629354
>>680629221
Post the doujinshi next.
>im out
Kurumi Claimed
>>680629432
Oh god no....
>not sure I like it or hate it
>>680629413
American history. Do it.
>Don't actually do it
>American history is the most boring shit
>Coming from an American.
>Swedish/Norwegian/Scandinavian history is best history.
Off to sleep, see ya on the other side
>>680629626
Forgot image.
What are we all listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSp83S6tbfw
>>680629402
Hehe give em a chance Desu~ i'm sure you'll come around.
>>680629661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lGuDTRilKQ
What are you listening to? Hmm?
>>680628952
>Not having Tatsuta as your flag ship
25 episodes is no biggie. As long as the show keeps it interesting. Just look at Psycho-Pass as an example for a 2-cour show.
>>680629020
I'm doing good, thanks. Why are you distracted?
It is slowly getting warmer here. Had a nice breeze as I was out walking earlier. And it just started raining, which is fantastic.
>>680629239
The anti-diet should be easier to follow than another diet. I would say that being underweight is better than being over, but that is not always the case. Just make sure you don't drop any more weight, alright?
Three hours of sleep is not enough for all of my systems to be online. How will you make it through today?
>>680629661
https://soundcloud.com/pyry_music/aiylis-wont-go-back
Samidare claim
>>680629800
I think so too :) being underweight has less health risks with it from what I hear.. and I'll do my best!
I just go through it, plan it all out and try to stick to the plan.. and force myself to remember to stay happy and positive so I don't bring others down with me just because I didn't sleep well. Wish me luck desu
>>680629661
To bussy to post a wall of songs
https://youtu.be/ZmypOLoynCM
Good morning, gentlemen
How's everyone doing today?
>>680630313
Too lewd! Dress must be below below knees pls
>>680629661
https://youtu.be/RCJzIesrl5U
>renge
>>680629800
>Why are you distracted?
Well, let's just say my sleeping schedule is fucked up right now.
Not a huge problem, but I should move things around a little.
>weather, lol
I'm glad to hear yours is good, as well. April weather is very unstable here, so I'm glad the sun was shining for 3 or 4 days straight now.
>>680630014
>>680629354
>>680629221
Godlike taste, I guess. :^)
>now look for their dojinshi..
>>680630166
>force myself to remember to stay happy and positive so I don't bring others down with me
I hope you realize you don't have to do this for everybody..
>>680629800
>make sure you don't drop any more weight
I'll keep reminding her.
>>680630166
>I'll do my best!
That's all that I wanted to hear. You seem like a positive and bubbly person. Maybe I shouldn't have tossed you into the water the other day.
>Even though it was really funny
Best of luck to you. Remember that K stands for Knockout.
>>680630582
>my sleeping schedule is fucked up right now.
Say no more. I just managed to fix mine a few days ago. Living is so much better with a more normal schedule where one wakes up in the morning instead of going to bed. At least if you ask me.
>April weather
It comes and goes in waves. I prefer a little rain here and there, as I really enjoy walking in the rain.
>>680630582
Whaaaat are you talking about.
I came back for a bit and saw this and I'm curious pls enlighten me where is this
Actually, I don't know anything about boatgirls. I've been interested but where do I start what do I do theres a game? A mango? An animu??? LEWD THINGS?!
what do
Claimed waifu of the season, sorry guys
>>680631208
>picture
>>680630808
I know I know.. n_n but still even if there's people who would be happy to help even if I was down and sad I don't want to put that burden on people..
>>680630897
I try to be whenever I can. People tend to blossom around those who are happy and the opposite occurs around those who always aren't :)
>It wasn't funny it was really mean T_T
K stands for Keeping my energy and smile on today
>>680630808
>>680630897
Trust me, they will make sure I do no butts about it.
>>680631228
I don't know how to feel about this Desu
>>680630897
>sleeping schedule
I hear ya. I'll try to move my morning into the actual morning again.
>>680630950
Just google it? Not sure they are in one together.
This is how my.. detour a few days ago started.
Do you want to see a funny Tenryuu one?
>I only clicked this because I was curious
>>680631355
How dare you defy the great explosion magic
>>680631228
LITTLE DEMON!
>>680631407
I don't defy them, actually for the past month on this thread I was embracing them Desu~
>>680631487
I'm not your little demon anymore? :(
>>680629800
>Not having Tatsuta as your flag ship
Don't worry. She is flagship of 2nd fleet and is keeping an eye on my qt Kisaragi.
>>680631355
>even if I was down and sad I don't want to put that burden on people.
I understand perfectly. But some can handle it easily enough and you deserve to let go sometimes. <3
>>680631567
>you're a big girl
>for you
Alright it's shower time desu! I'll be back in a bit everyone n_n
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2z0I81LJB4
>>680631946
Hmmph.. maybe you're right.. I'll try to remember that more often.. but still I do't want to make a habit of being sad all the time!
>Hey what do you mean by big girl..
>>680631355
You're a fun person. Why can't you live closer to me? I wouldn't mind having someone like you around.
>You tested your luck after I warned you~
>I also distinctly remember I carried you like a princess back to the dormitory
K stands for KanColle girls are the best.
>>680631393
>I'll try to move my morning into the actual morning again.
Like music to my ears.
>Pats
>>680631881
>Kisaragi
She's cute. I never really used her for anything outside of expeditions. I preferred using Akatsuki, Hibiki, Fubuki, Yuudachi, Shigure, Hatsushimo, Shimakaze, Amatsukaze, and Yukikaze.
How's the grind coming along? Have you unlocked all four of your fleets yet?
>>680631393
See
>>680631208
I no nothing of ships :(
>>680632149
>big girl.
Just referring to your size difference to me, as in the picture.
Not sure Little Demon will be appropriate.
>inb4 baaaning rabuuuu
>>680632582
I forgot a picture again fuck
>>680632582
>>680632663
Oh, I see. Sorry about that.
They're all from KanColle; a flash game.
It's in Japanese, but still doable, there is also a Chrome extension for it to help.
claim
>>680632561
Hehe I'm glad you think so! I think it would be fun to hang out :)
>So long as you don't toss me into a lake again....
>I also remember I wouldn't have needed that if I wasn't wet from the lake.
>>680631567
ah yeah sry I forgot that you went to kongo now
but you can't be the little demon if you are burning love now
>>680633302
>>680632661
>Kongo.
>I'm going to give you both BANINGU RABU if you don't stop it =~=
>disgracing Kongou with seasonal waifu shittery and emoticons
Get out
>>680633881
>Not replying to a post of mine
>Being THIS salty
>Not posting waifu with ur shit talk
Heh, you got me kiddo n_n
>>680633710
so tell me what you did this week it seems like we don't see each other in the week when i am at work
Not getting disappoint with SAC so far.
>posting GitS ost because its good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0z08OpmEPc
>>680632561
1 fleet still missing. Unlocked LSC yesterday... it was much easier than I expected it to be.
I kinda wish most of the animations were skippable, for example the proccess of crafting equipments could be 10x faster.
Im not grinding as much as I should but its still fun.
>>680633710
Do you have some of that for me too?
>>680634357
I just finished up the rest of my midterms and grinded out another week of work and school :) I'm glad it's done.. a few small things here and there but nothing major.
And I know :( it sucks I don't get to see you as often as I like!
>>680634461
Hmm.. No problem desu~ I have more than enough for everyone!
>>680634759
I am still interested in your girls night!
>>680633150
I'm sure we could find at least one thing to talk about before the awkward silence joins us at the table.
>Maybe I wanted to carry you like that and used your being wet as an excuse?
>>680634461
>Not listening because I want the full experience when I do get to it
You'll get that final fleet soon enough. Just pray to RNGesus while sacrificing bauxite.
>LSC
Do not attempt this until much later when you have a decent stockpile of resources, as most of the good recipes cost a few thousand of each (one of Yamato's being 4000/6000/6000/3000 20 if I recall correctly).
The animations are sort of unnecessary, but that's just how it goes. Don't worry about not grinding as much as you should or can. It's all about having fun. Don't turn it into a second job like I did.
Non-weeb waifu incoming
Is this a ship thread?
>>680634878
Oh right! So they bought me a cake to cheer me up when I didn't do too well on my criminal defense class exam.. it had me feeling really down and they were so sweet about it :) Lets see we stayed up all night listening to music and talking and catching up mainly and then we just watched some of the worst movies we could think of it was so much fun!
>>680634944
Heh you kidding? With me there's no such thing as awkward silence!
>You could have just asked.. I didn't need to be thrown into a lake desu
>>680635091
/waifu/ is now /shipfu/ for the time being.
>>680634991
>non-weeb
Disgusting piece of fucking shit your stupid western ass shit animation is fucking worthless in comparison to anime.
>inb4 butthurt weeb
No I'm not fucking butt hurt before you fucking try to say that shit. I am stating a fact that every single one of your faggot ass western shows and characters are inferior
>>680635364
MY POST IS IN THAT IMAGE :DDD!!!
>>680634991
She reminds me of invader Zim
I know she''s not from the show but is it from the same creators or where is she from?
I don't care too much about non-anime, to each their own, right?
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