>>680615972
It's afraid.

Disgust. Would not bang.

>>680616041
kek

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>>680615972
why do you text with landwhales? have some dignity

>>680615972
Haha
That's just sad.

>>680616041
fucking lost

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>>680615972

why are most women so fucking fat now?

>is she american?

>>680615972
it was a dude once

Burn it!

>>680615972
VOMIT! FUCK YOU OP FOR POSTING THIS!

>>680616188
dubs confirmed

>>680615972
OP, not being a jerk, but I honestly think that is a post-op vag. You're texting a male human.

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>>680615972
i can almost smell that

>>680615972
>I am not sure if i am disgusted or pleased
you should be both

>>680615972
It looks like the fat has enveloped her pussy lips

>>680616132
Op here.
On the other hand pussy is just pussy. Maybe we are just spoiled too much with pics of perfect whores.

>>680615972
you are a little pleased, so that if she gets hot you will stay on her good side. but ultimately, you're fucking disgusted cuz this is not even a normally fat girls pussy, this is somethin weird

>>680616272
nah shes just obese
(pussy expert)

>>680615972
>Not because of fat woman
This pussy is weird af

Well she's a whale

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>>680616304
>you should be pleased
why?

>>680615972
Did you get tits? And if so show us

>>680616436
>This pussy is weird af
i'd still hit it

i have no standards

That's fucking gross! Pick your standards up OP!

That's definitely a guy who got his dick turned inside out. Of course 98% of you idiots are faggots or virgins anyways so it shouldn't matter. Looks nasty

>>680616348
Or you have just so little self-confidence and/or are a virginfag, so you would put your little wiener in anything which is desperate enough to spread its legs for you

>>680615972
>Schmitty vajayjay

>>680616354
This is OP again.
I am not sure what to do bro.

Wouldnt it be rude to break up contact with her? I already broke up contact with her ans now she says she is obsessed with me

>>680616348
Nono.
Don't get me wrong.
Props to you for getting some.
Sad on her part for thinking that an adiposed pussy is worth sharing.
Sad on your part being ok with a landwhale pussy.

For whatever it's worth, Anon: You know you want to steer far away from someone when they become the physical manifestation of their biggest flaws.

Just don't get involved with that Anon. You can do better. We believe in you.

>>680615972
It's definitely female. She has a clitoral hood for one. And an actual labia. Also that shits prob tight as fuck. With the lights out pussy is pussy. This one looks clean, is shaven and easy. Go for it op.

>>680616578
abandon ship. seriously

>>680616446
a chick thought enough of you to send a pussy pic

and if you have absolutely no morals, like me, you'd be pleased to know that she has just implied "come fuck me now"

>>680616578
what does the rest of her look like?

>>680616646
>morals

you mean standards

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>>680616578
>she is obsessed with me

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>>680615972
It's afraid!

>>680616578
rude now yea, but bro if you aren't planning on staying with her and making the sacrifice, then leave now my friend. if you are planning on being with her, then try and put it out of your mind i guess

>>680616504
Doesn't look clean to me anon, better use a condom

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>>680616704
OP here, this is the rest of her

>>680615972
>female
>human
only one of these is true

>>680616743
you're 41 posts too late faggot >>680616041

I would smash the shit out of it. I am the chubby chaser

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>>680616503
Ye hold on

Oh man by picking this pick I realized that i was about to habe something with nurgle

>>680616857
ugly, but i'd still do her

>>680616921
have some fucking dignity for christs sake

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>>680616857
>>680616857
>>680616857

>>680616951
'Dignity' is the cowards attempt to justify his cowardice.

>>680616882
But females are the same species as males anon

>>680616857
kek

>>680616857
nonono
>>680616913
NONONO

LISTEN TO >>680616605


NONOONOOOOOOO

>>680616605
This is the nicest thing i was told in months

>>680616857
Her face could be a meme

>>680617047
she's either female or not
she's either human or not

>>680615972
Just looks like she wasn't pleased with her pussy lips and had them removed by a shitty surgeon.

>>680616857
Check under her titties flaky bits and general BO. If she passes this basic test then fuck it and chuck it. She will be grateful for all the dick you can bring while thinking about anything else but fucking her

>>680617105
i would meme her face with my semen

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>>680616857
nah dawg. naaaaaw.

>>680617132
If she's a human but isn't a female, what is she?

>>680616857
Fuck you this guy is not OP. I am OP.
>>680616913
This is the true pic

On the other hand the pic of yours is very comparable

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>>680616857
>move the slider right on all choices

>>680615972
Damn, id tell her straight up
Her puss looks like the someone took a half assed swing into some fat fucks gut

Thats a fucking disgusting looking creature
Call nat geo or something

>>680617217
transgender

>>680616041
kek

>>680616857
Anybody noticed how her pupils are so dilated??
Are there any prescription drugs that have that effect on people? Adderall? Meth? Cocaine?

>>680616857
kek

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>>680615972
why the fuck would you be pleased=

>>680617313

I can see
Have seen quite alot
etc

spoiler: the eyes are 100% shopped

>>680616857
cmon dude stfu this cant be true

>>680615972
This, /b/, is a gunt--Gut cunt.

https://youtu.be/DtTgHuGgW-c

>>680615972
>I am not sure if i am disgusted or pleased
...What the fuck is wrong with you?

why are you talking with her in the first place?

If you don't care about standards rip it up. If you are even a little bit good looking, even the slightest fucking bit.. run, run fast.

I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole but I'm a 6 maybe 7 on a good day. But I get desperation so..

>>680615972
Report it to the police as sexual harassment. That's what the feminazis would do.

>>680617262
Tryin way too hard there buddy..

>>680617906
No YOUR trying so hard

a prime example of why some women shouldn't shave their pubes

>>680617689
I... I see what you did there. I am not under 8/10 but I am just too busy with medschool stuff.
Plus she is a few miles away so she is not worth the work I can tell now.
This is not anymore the question to bang or not to bang. This has become the question how one of us could even justify it to 1% to stick with THIS

>>680618066
Trying hard to do what? Your jokes are contrived dude.

>>680616857
I want to believe OP, but my image search is not in your favor.

>>680618187
>>680617906
Samefag detcted

>>680615972
run

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>>680618115
Forgot the pic
To stick Witz THIS

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>>680615972
Thats something i would expect to see in the breafing of starcraft 1 zerg missons. Just sayin.

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>>680616857
Wow ! That's gross

>>680617779
Well shit, this guy gets it. Get her locked up dude that shit is offensive.

>>680618115
Not under an 8? No dude, don't get near her. If you're a 7 or better you get attention from just walking around in public.. just pick up some girl who hits on you

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>>680615972
First thing it reminded me of

>>680618266
Hey somebody actually got it right for once

Also check'd

>>680618477
We need confermation

>>680618307
She deserves a beatin just for letting herself get like that

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>>680616913

>>680618573
I can't access my gallery to upload from my phone or I'd post a screenshot, they're both me

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I want my first guest to be the hacker 4Chan, so we can talk about why he made this site and why was he behind the fappening

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>>680618679

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>>680618719

>>680615972
pretty sure ive fucked the girl that owns that atrocious vagina. it smells like taco sauce which has been left out for a few weeks

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>>680616041

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>>680616857
That's probably the ugliest human being I have ever seen in my short life

I'm making OP a present. Keep the thread alive pls.

>>680618460
underrated

OP I need to raise a question.

Are you obese too or ugly af? Because if so, go for it.. If not, get some real girl..

>>680619051
I thought I was the only one who saw that cuz nobody responded to it kek

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>>680619051
it was the first post dumbass

>>680616857
fuck her. thatd be one wild adventure.

>>680619107
OP here. No I look above average but as i said i was too busy with medschool learning so she was the only female i had serious contact with.
I see my faults and will do better.

>>680619157
OP SEND THIS BACK TO HER PLEASE
AND POST RESULTS

>>680619157
Top fucking kek

>>680619025
I love presents. Hang in buddy this thread wont die

I was going to jerk. Now? Not even a tickle.

>>680619514
you say your above average but you settle for -2/10? what sort of mickey mouse med school are you attending,cause your a fucking itdiot

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>>680619703

>>680615972
What the fuck is it?

>>680616041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGT_FQEoEkE

not my proudest fap

>>680619694
This can be good use for people that want to get away from fapping obsession

Fuck the fupa OP u fag

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>>680615972
Block her, fast

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>>680616857
MAKE IT STOP

Bumping for present... whatisit? Whatisit? Whatisit? :D

>>680620417
I guess this is the only way

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>>680615972
>>680616041
>>680618460
>>680619025
>>680619602

OP you don't have a hair on your ass if you don't send this to her.

>>680620513
CMON THIS IS OPIE I HAVE TO GO TO THE LABORATORY IN 5 MINUTES
WADISSIT

>>680615972
That's a granny, dude.

>>680615972
be afraid.... be very afraid

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>>680619157
OMG this really cracked me up yo

>>680619157
HAHAHAH im fucking dying u cunt

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>>680619157

>>680620577
This take you almost 30 minutes? Wow.

>>680617428
How could someones shop the eyes amd leave the rest like that, anon?

>>680618066
Nice dub, checke'd

>>680621953
Maybe someone just wanted to make it scary. Or maybe its by somebody indoctrinatec by modern feminism, and that is fucking scary.

>>680621908
Had to download gimp after making an attempt in mspaint.

I'm no expert at photoshopping, but making it myself was better than begging someone else to do it.

>>680622606
Ok. Fair enough.

You faggot! Pussy is pussy!

Did someone photoshop the predator between someone's legs ?

>>680622839
When sex involves three days and an extra set of batteries for your flashlight, something is wrong there.

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>>680622839
The shortest way to pussy is a terrible mistake in this case.

>>680623080
Not yet. But somebody should. Thats hilarious idea.

>>680615972
Run from that landwhale. That shit looks disgusting af

>>680620577
>>680616041
fucking top kek i fucking lost hahahaha

>>680615972
dont listen to those fags OP, i actually envy you for getting some nudes and any female attention. even though shes a fucking ugly landwhale i would still fuck her and even make her my girlfriend/wife maybe. yeah thats how fucking desperate i am.

>>680615972
its eating itself dude

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>>680619703
lost my shit
I have yet to meet anyone other than you that says "mickey mouse" in the same way that my father and I say it great work anon

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>>680623939
>See giganting slug with telepathic abilites who smells like a fish taco.
>I would marry that.

Dude.... whoa. Nobody is THAT desperate.

If you can pull 1/10 chick; you can confidently pulle 2/10 chick. If you can pull 2/10 chick, you can confidently pull 3/10 chick. Just work your way up. Dont compromise.

>>680615972
Beef curtain/10

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>>680623939
>Don't listen to those fags
>I'm that desperate

Gtfo

>>680624437
>If you can pull 1/10 chick
>if
anyone can

>>680624923
Apparently I can't.

>>680624923
>>680625219
neither can I
and Im a 6-7/10, but 0 social skills and 0 confidence

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Nope. I'm done, bye.

>>680625621
In other words, you can but you have never even tried.

>>680625860
nope, i tried many times and got girls interested in me but as soon as i run out of words i just stay quiet and weird until they leave or i just make an excuse and leave. or if i ask her something like do you wanna dance/make out/go some place where we would be alone and she says no i completely lose my shit and it takes months for me to be able to talk to girls again so i dont even bother anymore.

>>680626204
>or if i ask her something like do you wanna dance/make out/go some place where we would be alone
For christ sake. You do not use that exact words, dont you?
I mean, dance might be ok, if you are into traps, and that last line is fine too, if you live in 80's, you are a rockstar and you talk to smashed groupie. I guess none of that is true. In that case, you might be 7/10, but your games is OPs picture/10

>>680626716
yeah i agree my game is total shit and i even thought of killing myself very often because of that, fuck im 23 years old i cant go trough life like that. and i mostly i approached drunk girls so even they turned me down, and that shit ruined my life actually. i dropped out of college, had no interest in starting my own business when i had the chance and now im getting ready to go to my shitty minimum wage job. and i know its my own fault, but cant stop my self-destructive behaviour

It looks angry and irritated. Likely needs airing out for a while.

>>680627886
Just dont take it personally. And just try it. "no" is not a big fucking deal. Just try it on two different chick in the same fucking evening. "You dont want? No biggie, maybe that chick over there will. Bye". Thats the way to learn it. The game is something everybody can learn. If you are naturally bit autistic ( we are on /b/ after all) just learn some theory about body language and signals.

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>>680615972
I wouldn't go near that shit if she paid me

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>>680616041
kek