Waifu claiming thread. Upside down blowjobs EditionThe rules are very simple:claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
Upside down blowjobs Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>always be sure to be clean
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Dio Claimed
Not claimed but stolen shinoa
>>680526046
What about the accidental dick?
I remember that.
>claimed
>>680526530
Claimed qt queen
claiming
Knock Knock..
>>680526757
Ayo das racist nyugga
>>680526912
HOLY SHIT, WHAT KINDA STAND POWER IS THAT?
THIS ISN'T THE PICTURE I POSTED
>>680526046
2lewd5me
>>680526397
i don't have anything tomorrow.
But you do, go to sleep.
>>680527006
*3lewd5me
>>680526767
>mfw
Yeah, there is that. But it isn't just Izuru in the picture. I should have specified
Hold up a sec; what if I told you
That anime...
Was actually incredibly fucking gay?
>>680527256
I went to the nearest s/fur thread, and this is what I found
4chan dares defy Dio-sama...
By the way I'm not the third poster
>>680527397
Its not gay if balls dont touch
Alrighty then
Here's a neat question. What's your favorite kind of cheese?
Also fuck captcha
>>680526530
>upside down blowjobs edition
what?
>sachi claim
>>680527574
Dick cheese
>>680527574
halloumi
>>680527574
Not gonna lie. Was going to ask that in my QOTT but you beat me to it so feta or applewood smoked bacon gouda cheese
>>680527412
Thanks anon lol
Workin' lurkin' & claimin'
>>680527574
Gouda.
>>680527574
Feta is pretty good in my books.
>>680528116
>
>>680528159
Wat did the cheddar say to tje swiss?
Its Gouda to see you!
>>680527574
I don't like cheese
>>680527574
I have no other choices but to go for cheddar curds.
>>680528376
What the fuck man
>>680527942
Wait, like in this thread? Cause if so, hats a pretty insane coincidence.
Whippin' out the cello
>>680528679
Yes this thread. I wat eating some feta cheese and watching some jojo when I thought, "I'm eating cheese, how many people in thread have a favorite cheese?"
>>680527574
Whichever comes in the pizza I buy
>>680529172
>feta
For some reason i read that as futa
>>680527574
Bleu cheese made in the mountains of the French alps
>>680529172
That's pretty crazy. I was thinking back to some cheese classes I took when I was younger.
>>680529631
>cheese classes
Never heard of those
>>680529402
Kek I went back and see it that way
>>680529631
There's classes for cheese?
>>680527267
>Hamakaze claimed
Yuu-chan, are you still here?
I expected to see a screen of that burn by now.
>>680529869
>>680529873
Yeah, it was actually pretty rad. It was taught by a cheesemonger who would have different cheeses and you'd try them as he talked about how and where they were made, various attributes of the cheeses, and what each would pair well with.
kagami clammed
>>680530145
Hello Hamakaze!
>>680530563
Hey there Kagami? How's it going?
>>680530563
Hi Kagami anon.
C.C. Claim
>>680530563
Hello Kagami-chan.
>>680530744
<3 I'm happy to to see you.
Miiiiaaa
>>680530918
>to to see you.
So happy I began to to stutter.
>>680530527
Sounds badass
>>680530563
Stolen Valor is funny
>>680530563
Hi Kagami! You missed the lewdstorm earlier.
>>680530789
Claimin closed captions
>>680530789
>>680530967
Sup
Claimed
>>680531029
>>680530918
Is Hamakaze still lurking?
>>680530583
Hello Tsuzu
>>680531268
Furthering my Maka cosplay in Dark Souls 3, waiting to go pick up the bf from work. You?
>>680531378
Yeah, I'm playing dank souls 3 right now
>>680530744
Do you want to talk about anything?
Or do we have more important things to do?
>>680531378
>>680531382
>ambush
>>680530629
heya!!! how are you???
>>680530646
hey you, how's my favorite purple eyed girl doing??
>>680530788
hi!!!!
>>680530918
hello tzuzu!!! how's your day going???>>680531158
it really is lol, i love watching videos of it, just to see what they say lol
>>680531193
i did?!? shoot....who was lewding??
>>680531596
>who was lewding??
Everyone.
>how's my favorite purple eyed girl doing??
Red fruits are getting in season and I found strawberries and raspberries. Day was ok. What about you?
>>680531596
Great, I think, but time flies.
I hope your day also went well.
Well time for me to go, have a nice night/day anons.
>>680531924
i can't believe i missed the great lewdening.....sounds yummy, did you pick any today???
>>680532188
it was...okay, i had to stay late at work, so that always sucks...you got any plans for the weekends???
>>680531469
Watching jojo after classes. Show is super dramatic on just about everything I love it
>>680531596
Can't post a vid of this guy on fb cause 4chan think it's spam but it's fucking great
>>680531565
I don't know what to talk about.
Also, Hamakaze ambush.
>>680532288
>i can't believe i missed the great lewdening
It's not like that is such a bad thing, you have your books.
>but seriously lewds for no reason are annoying, if you wanted to see those you could use google
And yea I can say I don't eat as many fruits as I should, but im crazy for red fruits.
>>680532260
Night, Bento.
>>680532424
Mostly more of the same, although I might go see a local concert on sunday. Not too thrilled about it but I have to act like a human being occasionally to not make people suspicious.
>>680532723
It's just an offer. How are you feeling?
yeah how about we don't do that
>>680531596
Doing good how about you?
>>680532880
same here....i wish wild ones grew were i lived....so do you have any weekend plans homu???
>>680532895
sounds fun!! who's playing??
well isn't this thread great
>>680533135
Not yet and probably won't do anything exciting other than the usual going to the coffee shop and then to some friends house to play vydia / watch stuff / burn flowers for some hours.
What about you?
>>680533068
im fine....ready to start my weekend already....you got anything going on??
>>680533135
Just a cover band and DJ playing music or whatever.
I threw the flyer away actually, but since two of my friends insist on going I might as well.
>and ruin their fun
>>680532895
I'm alright.
You?
>>680533469
mmm, not much homu, just what im doing right now, i got my new bass! so that's a plus lol,
>>680533572
awwww, well i hope you have some fun tzuzu....im not really into dj's lol
>>680533596
What a stereotypical conversation...
Naturally I am fine, as well.
Although I don't have to lie in this case!
Take that, patriarchy.
Don't mind me scheduling some things..
>>680533716
What you're doing right now is fun and I will keep you company for as long as I can!
New bass? Awesome, is it any good? I didn't even know you played.
>>680533557
Just playing some games at the moment, the usual boring stuff.
>>680533716
>i got my new bass!
Hope you have fun with that!
>>680533935
>Although I don't have to lie in this case
That's nice.
Most of the time I'm lying when I say that
>>680534059
only when you're here....i appreciate it homu, mmm it's a stingray it's pretty great!
>>680533702
t-thanks
>>680533901
At minimum I'll get really high.
>>680534108
>Most of the time I'm lying when I say that
Literally every human being ever.
But I'm happy when I have Yuu <3
>>680534266
>At minimum I'll get really high
You certainly have the garden...
>>680534266
well...i guess that's a plus..i really do hope it's not bad lol
>>680534441
True, but I don't use a lot of flowers normally.
>>680534446
It almost certainly will be bad, but I can have fun that isn't the music.
>>680534266
>Literally every human being ever.
This is fine.
>At minimum I'll get really high.
Thats a decent minimum.
>>680534243
Meh don't say that, there's plenty of awesome people here and I must be one of the most awkward and annoying ones here.
You will have to be careful with that form, I might not remember its you.
>Homura
>>680534746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiT_uYWqwX8
im sorry but shinoa anon got me into this lol
Claiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimed and I have returned from my adventures
>>680534948
lol....i know, i do like a lot of people here, even better than my friends from work lol, and ill be careful, just don't sit on me please....
>>680534746
>True, but I don't use a lot of flowers normally
You have weed in the garden is what I meant.
>>680535447
>dem facial animations
>>680535447
That's actually pretty well made.
>>680535496
>You have weed in the garden is what I meant.
This is true in both ways, although right now I have little of either kind.
I'm back lads
>>680535453
>even better than my friends from work lol
Doesn't really surprise me, but here everyone just hugboxes and discusses a lil bit of everything, if you were to work with people from here you would probably start to see more negative aspects to them.
>>680535699
>opening the webm
>>680535447
Ellowas does the best facial expressions.
>>680535972
Welcome back!
>>680535915
What about your jars, do you have only a little in there too?
>>680536042
I see your experience isn't limited to kancolle.
>>680536035
I have zero regrets.
It's not a dog fucking some hoe.
>>680536000
mmmm maybe you're right, but i feel like everyone undertands me a little bit more....
>>680536185
Never said it was.
>>680536000
Whenever I see the thumbnail of that picture, I always think there are purple tentacles coming out from under her skirt
>>680536120
>What about your jars, do you have only a little in there too?
No, that's why I don't really have either kind of weed plant.
If they were closer to empty I would have to do something about it.
All this talk about herbs.. I've gotta look into something..
>420 get
>>680535387
what adventures?
>>680536610
>420 get
Is over.
Sadly.
>>680536320
>picture
>this-is-fine.jpg
>>680536320
Maybe you're also more open with everyone here, personally I can say I am, nobody knows my face and I couldn't care less about what anyone thinks of me here.
>Im actually lying here as there is a single exception that I can't avoid even if I want
>>680536363
Very well, since you said people already used you as "google" for that im actually curious who is the most "searched for" character.
>>680536461
I think you're seeing too much hentai Dio-sama.
>>680536665
My adventures to the mall to get a hat
>>680536910
What kind of hat?
>>680536748
lol, i didn't know tsuzu had a 8 pack
>>680536731
Over is always bad, sounds like an aeroplane or something.
>kill kill
Under is much better, like Yuu. <3
>>680536907
i bet you look beautiful, anyways, you seem like a great person homu, i would be glad to meet you
>>680536910
sounds exciting
>>680537137
And I didn't know Kagami-cham was so pretty.
>>680537089
Just a beanie that ive been feeling like getting its like a light blue color
>>680536910
Snap backs?
>>680537137
>>680537204
Kagami so such sexy legs for someone so cute!
Pic
>>680537594
>shinoa bro
