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*****HOW TO MAKE HOMEMADE CRYSTALS***** First, start out by getting
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*****HOW TO MAKE HOMEMADE CRYSTALS*****
First, start out by getting ephradine. You can find it in most cough medications, but it can be hard to get. Then, get some acetone from nail polish remover, lithium from batteries, toluene from paint thinners, hydrochloric acid (a bit hard to get), this thing called psuedoephedrine (found in cold medication), sodium hydroxide (found in drian cleaners), red phosphorus (get some fireworks and you might be able to find it), sulfuric acid (extract from toilet cleaner), lighter fluid, iodine crystals, anhydrous ammonia (found in fertilizer/countertop cleaner), Ether found in starting fluid, and antifreeze. Now get a soda bottle, add all of the ingredients and shake, shake, shake! crystals should form, if not, a liquid will. Freeze this liquid and you have homemade crystals!
The picture on the left should be on of the finishing results
You can also use food coloring if you like!
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>>680385792
>iodine crystals
Wait, I'm done. Cool.
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and guys you can make your own money by pouring gasoline everywhere and setting it on fire guys guys believe me guys
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>>680385792
Sounds absolutely boring and hard to make 0/10.
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Just don't ... This is 4chan. You know this will kill you or revive Hitler or some crazy shit like that
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>>680386186
>revive hitler
alright what do I have to do?
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Fuck yeah, shake and bake meth. Imma gunna get me a 2 liter bottle and a motel room I don't care about.
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This is totally going to explode. Kind og like bottle cooked meth.
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I'm not making this, OP.

Not even once.
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>>680385792
Isn't this mustard gas or some shit lol
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>>680385792
Why do you faggots don't post these shit on mainstream sites so normies can get rekt?
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>>680386661
no shit sherlock
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>>680386713
give me a minute
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Thanks dude
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NOBODY DO THIS.
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>>680385792
nice try bro but this shit has been done like 4 times already 0/10

for newfags its a fucking trap the guy wants you to make acid that will burn you very badly

google hydrochloric acid burns
too lazy to post pics
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Attention all anons: DON'T do what OP is telling you to do. You'll end up with horrible chemical burns trust me just don't
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>>680386779
is this good?
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>>680386186
>revive hitler

oh snap thats a new one. fully expected mustard gas
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>>680385792
No one is going to fall for this, OP.
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bro it make mutard gas xDd
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>>680387562
its not dangerous, it makes crystal meth
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>>680387717
newfag
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how do you upload on 9fag?
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>>680387291
No to be honest. The ubiquitous misspellings are a huge hint that some autistic child made it.
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>>680388300
if you're uploading it on 9gag
they couldn't tell the difference
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>>680387291
Ephedrine*
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>>680388391
how to make *le crystals
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>>680388599
it keeps giving me an error message
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>>680386186
>>680386186
>Just don't ... This is 4chan. You know this will kill you or revive Hitler or some crazy shit like that
>>680386186
/thread
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This is old as fuck its a posionous gas that kills
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>>680387291
Ephedrine*
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>>680385792
ITT: kids too young to know the recipe for meth.
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So what is it that I'm making here this time? I am far too drunk to think about how it would react so tell me /b/ros
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>>680389114
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>>680387238
Or do it right. End up with meth.
Profit
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>>680389366
you form crystals
crystal meth
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>>680387810
>>>not dangerous
>>>> makes meth

Pick one
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>>680389366
death
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>>680387291
>*ephedrine
>*pseudoephedrine
>*drain
>the line about red phosphorus and fireworks makes you sound like an idiot
>How would you "extract" sulfuric acid from toilet cleaner?
>no explanation of what iodine crystals are or where to get them
>"The picture on the left should be on of the finishing results" - fucking wat, not to mention picture is ABOVE the text

OP probably can't even make a fucking hamburger at his work (McD's) but thinks he's clever enough to try this.

Fucking 0/10 Sage.
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>>680387238
new fag, thats ammonia and bleach
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>>680389425
Eh, make it look a little fancier. Looks half assed to be honest.
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>>680389562
so is it crystalline, liquid or gassy death?
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>>680389760
Its meth not death. Always remember the saying.
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>>680389499
sounds legit to me. So I guess we're mixing crude explosives here? >fertilizer and antifreeze
>>680389851
One meth a day keeps the doctor away?
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>>680385792
i dont understand chemistry
too hard for me
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>>680389728
>better?
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>>680390471
make it one color only but change the font. Also add some headline like: Did you know? Or some shit that idiots will think is legit.
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Only true newfags fall for this one.
Twice.
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And they said you canĀ“t learn anything here, thanks bro.
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This is how you make cheap shit meth. If you don't open the bottle after shaking itll explode
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>>680390605
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OP has reached level 100 in alchemy
He can now mix a poison and become an hero
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>>680391362
should we post this on 9gag now?
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this is and old trick huh? I won't fall into any crazy shit 4chan says!
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>>680391362
Now spread that shit to tumblr
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>>680392024
my tumblr is suspended :^(
but we need more anons to reblog it and shit
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>>680389968

>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yJn-5hpU94
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Anarchist fag here don't do that it makes tear gas
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>>680385792
Mixing chemical bases with lithium and phosphorous as catalysers. Bro, this dont fool anyone, maybe facebook and 9fag
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Yea, i heard also if you snort asbestos you get high as a kite, and you cant od, for best results inject it directly into your brain, through your eyeball, trust me on this
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>>680386071
>>680385792
chemfag here that stock photo is magnesium sulfate needle crystals
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