>>680384828
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>>680384828
Give me a minute, gotta get lotion and shit

>>680384828
>>680384928
>>680384984
>>680385015
That was easy

Lets count again
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You are disgustingly hairy

How bout trim that hair while you're at it faggot bitch

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Damn son, you're screwed

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>>680384828
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHhhHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>680385147
Real men have hair, fuck you

>>680384828
Will OP deliver? Will OP no longer be a fag? I think you know the answer to both of these questions.

>>680385226
literaly

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>>680384828
getting supicious

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Think I'll do it in my girlfriend's panties

>>680385525
We got the joke, faggot

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>>680384828
Were waiting

Timestamp!!!

>>680385420
Yeah I got hair too faggot, but I trim that shit so by butch ain't chokin on my hair and my cock. Women have hair too dumbass cunt bitch, you like women with hairy legs, armpits, and pussys? Fucking faggot slut.

>>680386083
*bitch, lol

You better deliver, faggot.

>>680385420
http://www.buzzfeed.com/carolynkylstra/pubic-hair-science#.xivlr9pXJ

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>>680386083
Just hairy pussies. Fuck that armpit and leg bullshit. Love a nice hairy bush though...my GF is a natural strawberry blonde and has the most beautiful red bush.

Anyways, here's a screwdriver in my asshole. Shitty ass picture - no pun intended...should I get a better one? It's still in my ass.

How is nobody responding....I have a fucking screwdriver in my asshole right now

>>680386780
Get a better one with Timestamp
>And make a wbm of you burning your ass hair

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Here's a better one fuck faces

>>680387367
Jesus fuck, what do you want me to do, write on my fucking ass? Get the fuck out of here

What else should I put in my ass? I have myriad fucking things in my room I could put in there, and I love getting fucked in my ass so I'm basically 100% willing and able to put shit in there

>>680387735
shit should be the only thing remotely near your ass, stop putting stuff up there

>>680388048
Fuck you, I want to have some fun. Tell me one reasonable thing you think I could put in my ass.

>>680388311
A gun.

>>680388380
Actually don't have one yet. Thinking about buying a .40, just haven't done it yet. It's on the list. Probably wouldn't put it in my ass, though.

There are literally so many things I could stick into my fucking asshole and you all are being fucking idiots, can't come up with anything, really? Come on!

Something, anything, please tell me to put something in my ass

>>680388990
Because nobody wants to see you stick things up your fat hairy forest

>>680384828

Stick it in your cock instead. If this post is trips stick it in your ass first.

>>680389234
A hairbrush?

>>680389319
What the fuck happened to the board that wanted to see any and everything happen no matter the circumstances? Quit being such a little easily-grossed-out fucking vagina and grow the fuck up.

>>680389439
I don't brush my hair...my girlfriend does, so I could probably get one of hers and put it in...

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potato

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>>680389319
>>680389606

Stick her favorite hairbrush up your ass and don't wash it.

You guys are too good at this

>>680389799
I will, and I won't. Give me about 3 minutes.

>>680389678
>>680389712
>>680389745
Requesting both Philips and flathead

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Also I'm about to take some Xanax so this shit is about to get real

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>>680389986
>>680389978
>>680389940
You'r'e a fucking idiot, I'm already doing it fucking cocksucker, pay the fuck attention

>>680390257
Ready?

>>680390078
'"you'r'e' a fucking idiot" okayyy suck my fucking ass you hairy ape.

>>680390078
>>680389874
Keep taking your sweet ass time and you're gonna have to build a snap-on strap-on to go somewhere musty and fuck yourself with

>>680390316
Sorry you're pre-pubescent and can't grow body hair...it's genetics. Unfortunately, you're fucked.

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>>680390257
>>680390288

fuck yeah

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>>680386780
too hairy

>>680390456
lol I'm happier being soft and smooth, and not looking like a fucking wild man, you're disgusting ew.

>>680390257
Put the bristles in, not the handle

Delivrar, OP

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HOLY FUCK I FOUND OP'S MOM

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>>680391487

OP is fag

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So it turns out it's REALLY fucking difficult to get a picture of a hairbrush in your ass, but here you go...

>>680391835
No do the bristles

Or are you a milkdrinker?

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>>680384828
looks like your cocko

>>680391966
obey the dubs

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>>680391966
Fuck you.

This is a bit better of a pic I think.

>>680392701
>>680391835

Fuck yeah.

Now stick the other side in.

>>680392967
I threw that shit in the shower.

Might be able to find one of my GF's dildos...anyone up for seeing me put that in my ass?

For real? nobody? dildo in that ass?

>>680393476
Sure fam

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>>680393939
>>680394006

Requesting >>680393106

>>680393901
>>680393939
>>680394006
winrar

>>680394106
fuck

give me 5

>>680393476
no

i want the bristles

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>>680393901
>>680393939
>>680394006

Watch this:

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>>680393901
>>680393939
>>680394006
>>680393476
No Dido. tape tools together for a snapon strapon

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>>680394699
Fu-Huck you

>>680394743

see >>680394721

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Here we go.

How about a beer bottle?

>>680395166
That's a weird dildo

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>>680395166
do it you fucking cuck

GF just came home, might not be able to

Thanks for doing the requests OP, you're doing gods work

gonna be a few minutes, i'll do it just gimme a sec

We're still going then

Don't let your GF find you

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do a watermelon bruh

>>680395707
ask her to do it for you, since shes the fucking man in the relationship anyways you faggot

Looks like a knock off whia screw driver

>>680388990
Nearest light bulb

>>680384828
FFS , attention men in this thread, please shave or trim your fucking dick hair. It's gross, do you think women want to go down on rats nests?

SonIAmDisappoint.jog

>>680396137
Sauce?

>>680396449
OP is a cuck, his gf gets more black cock than OP's anyways, so doesn't matter

>>680396693
http://stick-it-inside.tumblr.com/post/117824821472/melon-inside-pussy

>>680386780
You said screwdriver, not part of screwdriver. Get the rest up there faggot.

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Maybe a caution cone, man?

>>680397292
Pls

OP made it 3 cause it's to get implying he wanted to stick it in his ass --> OP is a faggot

>>680397652
pls wot? sauce?
idk just look up "caution cone in guys asshole" like i did