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I bump
>>680358487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos&ab_channel=Robjohn37
>>680358757
>>680357277
lost so fucking hard
>>680358893
didn't want to download pic because its an Albanian virus.
>>680357795
>Ever wonder what it feels like to be michael j fox
Lost.
>>680357795
I wanna buy that
>>680356852
>>680358893
Lost
Are you guys sure you understand the point of this thread? The point is to post funny stuff and make people laugh, in other words, the exact opposite of what you guys are doing. Why don't you start your own thread if you want to post unfunny stuff
>>680357277
Sides have died
Been reincarnated
Came back as /b/ user
Seen this post
Died again
Repeat cycle till end of time
this fucking sucks
>>680356852
oh fuck i lost at the first pic already
>>680360488
Holy shit that one was hilarious
>>680360145
I love fun. Everyday I come to these threads and everyday I get disappointed, I don't know why I still bother coming here
>>680361176
This should be a banner
This is one of the shittiest ylyl threads, on 4/20 no less...wonder why
>>680361450
Ooh...
>>680357065
I legit thought he was going to whip out his dick and start fucking it any second.
>>680358329
every fucking time
>>680357065
I lost
>>680357277
lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56qpdz5sNTQ
be me 10 years old
> share lunch period with tard class
> one tard named Scotty one tard named Bob
> Bob has palsy or some shit,Scotty has the downs
> Bob is drooling chocolate milk all over electronic wheelchair and mashing banana in his hand.gif
>Scotty don't like Bob or bananas
>Scotty starts screeching Nana Bob Nana Bob .mp3
> Bob now freaking out shooting chocolate milk out his nose onto Scotty.
> batter up Scotty. PNG
> Scotty cocks back full downs mutant strength in effect.
> jams un peeled banana into Bob's eye.
>oh shit web.m
>Bob smacks Scotty in his lowered ears with banana palsy hand.
> Scotty mad now jumps on Bob in his hawking chair
>Bob and Scotty now doing donuts in tard chair in middle of cafeteria Scotty going full throttle into Bob's stomach with fists of fury
> Scotty's sweatpants get caught up in tard chair wheel and get pulled down to his ankles with ass in air
> mfw Scotty has huge shit log in whitey tighties poking out leg hole
>Bob grabs doo doo butter with banana covered palsy hand and smears shit on Scotty's mouth and in eyes while tard machine still rotating 360
> ding ding ding! Here come tard wranglers Scotty likes one tard wrangler a whole lot
> Scotty cocks back and punches Bob right in throat before tard wrangler gets Scotty untangled from hawkingmobile.
>Scotty gives tard wrangler big kiss with shit covered face. Tards get carted out of cafeteria and get hosed down.
>>680357277
What if his kid was a switch?
I want to kill myself every single day. Every single day I want to do it more than I did the previous day.
>>680361610
damn that girl is hot
>>680358171
facebook shit
>>680358487
you cant even read it moron, find a higher res pic or don't post at all.
>>680358382
Well done autist you saved the thumbnail
>>680362392
nothing to see here, clearly bait trying to bait the baited bait
>>680361594
i need the other vids of him pls..see my dubs
>>680358329
>>680361778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb1vcaqAivY
>>680361610
"I'm going to rip is sign, that will totally show him that I disagree with him, yeah, he will be ruined, haha"
Why are the hot ones always the bitches.
I don't give a shit what you're protesting against, you're a sensative bitch if you feel the need to stop a peaceful protest that you disagree with by force simply because you disagree with someone's views.
I don't agree with the Westbro church, but they don't do anything illegal with their protesting, so I'm fine with them stating their views, even if I find them extremely retarded religious zealots.
>>680357925
lost
>>680358382
>Saves thumbnail
oh my god this thread is shit fucking kill me
>>680358329
Copied word for word from a Tumblr post
>This triggers me
>Check your anonymity privilage
>>680362933
Sauce?
>>680362664
thats is the joke.jpg
>>680358329
gold
>>680362779
Fuck off fag. If the tables were turned, you'd be calling her an "empowered warrior"
>>680358893
this joke is about 15 years old
>>680363470
What kind of inbred stupid piece of scum gobbling shit are you?
>>680361789
LMFAO
>>680363541
Not a surprise the Fed wants to get rid of Jackson...
>>680358382
This was clever if you posted the thumbnail intentionally
Otherwise you're retarded
>>680360182
>Why is the robot no longer robot
>Why do I still want to fuck it
>>680361650
me too
>>680361594
For Gnomregaaannn!
>>680360314
the shit you do for the woman you love...
>>680363470
>he doesn't know my views
>thinks I'm a tumblrista libcuck
I literally don't give a shit what the protest is about, you could be protesting against solar panels for all I care.
Being an insensitive faggot and interfering with someone's protest is retarded.
There are videos online of people throwing water bottles and shit at protests that are deemed offensive to most.
I don't care if your the kkk or a kid with a sign, if you have to resort to physically removing someone who is doing nothing but protesting, you're a little bitch.
The kkk is shit, they have shit views and shifty intentions, but under their first ammendment rights they are allowed to protest.
You can't protest against something, then say other people aren't allowed to protest foe it, that's just retarded.
I don't even know what the protest in that webm is, it could be about letting your dog eat your fucking hemmroids for all I care, but getting physically angry at someone you disagree with shoes that you're weak, that you can't handle someone disagreeing with you.
If you don't like someone's views, either talk to them, or move on with your life, it's not that big of an issue that someone you disagree with in this world exists.
>>680364482
Mispelled a lot of shit, on mobile currently.
>>680361395
"Billy?" I said.
"Why are you posting minion photo's you imbecile!"
The next day I went to the doctor with him.
I had him tested.
I always suspected he had the autism.
>>680362550
it goes in the youtube by the name: "Köksal Baba"
>>680358514
Kek
>>680362933
haha look at how his eyebrows flare up right before he grabs her
>>680364170
made me, lulz
>>680364170
lost
>>680361594
kek, I like how the other guy hands him a stick
"we're all sick of his shit, just beat his ass and be done with it"
>>680362779
agreed, fuck that bitch.
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>>680364482
hows your fupa doing
Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea!
>>680362622
What a twist!
>>680364482
Holy not YLYL thread Batman
>>680365862
no fuck you, post something funny or gtfo
>>680362622
Lefties are faggots
>>680365560
this artist is a genius, i bet my life he lurks here
>>680360773
lost
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>>680366743
checked
>>680360035
>not /fit/
>still lost my /shit/
>>680360488
Holy pelican, two double 88.
Only a fitizen can achieve this...
>>680365886
I'm not a landwhale, so pretty good.
>>680365999
Sorry bout that m8
>>680367855
3 dub sets
>>680365842
Happy birthday Hitler
>>680361594
KOKSAL BABA
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>>680368814
More!!!!!!
>>680361507
Long shot but, is it real?
Lol
>>680357795
kek
>>680370109
Dump it alllll or be a faggott
>>680370333
checked
>>680370456
I don't have them all. I'll see if I have any others in another folder after this one
>>680358676
lost
>>680370456
>>680370109
do it now!!!
or your tiny penis will fall off
>>680366337
dont insult faggots
>>680370981
I'm working on it nigger
https://youtu.be/ExyQObLUUZY?t=1m56s
>>680365921
The exclaimation mark at the end makes me so mad and I couldn't tell you why.
>>680361650
faggot
>>680358757
lost
>>680362779
>Why are the hot ones always the bitches.
Because everyone sucks up to them and they don't realise what cunts they really are.
>>680373227
The fuck am I looking at?
can someone post the gif where some animated anime fag laughing then turn serious?
come on niggers
>>680362038
made me smile
>>680366456
Was anyone able to translate this one?
I think he starts of by saying he has a short but thick dick. It sounds like he' got a boner in gym class and everyone noticed. However he didn't think he bonered much.
>>680373719
my question exactly
>>680361594
Filename! My fucking sides
>>680373951
I lost some brain cells in the process of attempting to translate this for you anon, but here is my try:
I am short, but I am big when it comes to my penis. It basically looks like a thick mushroom, but every one thinks it is big as well. Back in Junior high some one said I had a big one, so I think it changed that much from then.
Your thoughts are as good as mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkNZR6GgBGw
>>680373227
Will someone please explain this so I can quit staring at it.
>>680370109
> those tentacles can do
>>680373227
>>680373719
Jonah Hex's vagina?
>>680374854
I'm dead already, let me rip
>>680373719
>>680374062
A very clearly photoshopped image that's been around for as long as I can remember
>>680374420
>girlfriend
>>680361610
I would have broken her sunglasses. Seems like a fair trade-off.
>>680360314
boi*
>>680366782
belongs on all of 4chan
>>680362204
>Not knowing pbf
Such dumbfuckery
>>680373227
I want to tug on it
>>680376302
Epic meme XD
>>680376302
Congrats, Anon.
>>680374563
At first I also thought he was saying everyone thought his dick was big. However being told you have a big dick my even on classmate would be strange much less everyone. This lead me to believe he a boner in the locker room and everyone pointed it out.
This happened to a poor kid when I was in Jr. High. We were forced to take showers after gym class and one day someone shouted out, "Oh my god Jim has a boner." Everyone turned their head to witness is. Naturally within hours the story spread through the entire school. It was funny but I felt bad for him. I remember uncontrollable boners at that age.
>>680357277
i lost
>>680376302
ROFLMAO WHAT A GREAT MEME XdXDdxDXDxdD
I lost at this when I saw it
>this is how stupid people are from the north of england
>>680358382
>Welcome newfag
>>680358540
Get rid of these fucking nigger memes
>>680357795
Solid sales tactic
>>680376636
>>680357065
lost since the start
damn deep web
>>680360488
rost
>>680357277
lost and lost hard
>>680376666
satanator has spoken i summon kung fu jesus to counter
>>680376848
I would do it for a scooby snack
>>680361789
HAHAHAHA
>>680363571
you're about 15 years old
>>680361594
Jesus fucking Christ at the filename
>>680358893
I'm only 13 but I find this funny. My friends think it's lame but they just don't know good humor. I hang out with older people who think the same.
>>680376848
I was there for that. It wasn't funny then and it isn't funny now.
>>680377432
That's really cool Anon. You seem very mature for your age.
>>680376003
>Boi
Mentally ill degenerate beta faggot
>>680360314
lost
>>680377598
Yeah I also like Rush. Most people my age don't like it but they just don't know good music! Did I mention I'm only 13?
>>680377777
woah
>>680374718
well, there appear to be 3 ticks on that ass. as well as some nice shit streaks. as for the chicken skin super glued between the butt cheeks, I have no clue. gotta puke now though, so at least I got that going for me.
>>680356852
is that supposed to be funny?
>>680361594
i can relate to this post
>>680367753
Fucking lost
>>680361610
Girl anon here. I have always wanted to smack some bitch like that to the ground. I mean reeeally get in there and beat her. Pull her hair, hit her right to the mouth and when she lies in the ground almost unconscious, I rape kiss her in her bloody mouth. fucking bitches.
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>>680378188
omg mods!
>>680378188
MODS MODS MODSSSS
>>680378188
kys
mods mods mods
>>680378188
She's like 3 dude
That's too far even for /b/
>>680378188
"pretend this image like its the most disgusting fucked up CP from deep web.
Will delete in a minute"
>>680378188
Reported
have fun in jail
>>680378228
newfags pls
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>>680378188
MODS MODS MODS
>>680361529
lost
because weed lmao
>>680378188
oh no, i have to pretend this is the most disgusting fucked up cp from deep web. help me.... heeeaeaaaelp me.
>>680359587
this is right ... on the other side murica didnt even trie to hide smth they just lie the whole time and idiots believe...
>>680362038
This tard shit is boring.
>>680378653
OMFG WHERE AR THE MODS
>>680357277
Fucking lost hard
>>680361789
is this some racist stuff?
>>680362213
>>680361789
according to the 3/5 compromise that is only worth $12 now
>>680362213
There's always one.
>>680377777
czech em
>>680357846
What the hell even happened too digg
>>680374718
photoshop
>>680378188
this 4 year old is taking that dick better then my girlfriend does holy shit
>>680378188
M O D S !
O
D
S
!
>>680357277
Figures that the autist is a spurs fan.
>>680360288
Hey now, that piano guy is probably burning a lot of calories and building up whatever the forearm muscles are. Even Chopin's op25 n11 can make you lose a pound per play. Mostly from tears.
>>680373227
Come on, man. I was eating.
>>680361610
Someone wants to get raped.
>>680358797
What game was he talking about?
>>680380135
LOL xD guise what a funny devil's grass maymay amirite xD xD !!1!1!!!!!!1111
>>680357065
cerebral palsy, sux maan
>>680358329
Ive never found this funny at all.
>>680373227
shit dude
>>680379920
maybe because your girlfriend is only 3, be patient
>>680377777
!wow
>>680362213
Lost
>>680356852
>>680378188
THERE HE GOES AGAIN
FUCK YOU YOU SICK FUCK
>>680361610
Why is everyone drooling over this thot?
>>680368814
I always imagine creepy music playing when I see these.
