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Cum in my mouth
>>680260369
You first!
>>680260369
>>680260467
How about both of you line up?
>>680260575
Yes Sir.
To that sissy bottom guy that said that he was traveling, if you're around, do you use anything besides Kik?
>>680260881
I'm much more dudely as of recently. Short hair. Don't expect me to be a turbo trap.
And nah, best I can offer is kik or a temporary mailing address. Can give Skype from mailinator address.
might as well post porn now. meh.
>>680261670
Eh, Skype is fine.
I don't really know what I even want, to be honest. It's not like I have a horsecock and a six pack either. Horniness is scattershot and off-n-on.
>>680260864
Very good. Now, suck on your new master's cock well enough, and you'll get your reward.
>>680262187
Post your Skype and we can chat.
>>680262522
Yiff in hell?
>>680262478
Curious though before then, so are you just a bottom or more of a sissy switch or what?
>>680262818
I suppose. Or Yiffdemons. Who knows.
>>680262267
*Lghk fth?*
Like this?
>>680262267
Pleaaaase give it to us~
>>680262964
Total bottom, could sissy if I lost 20 lbs. Currently 175.
>>680262964
I'm on kik, fit / skinny bottom usually looking to chat :3.
>>680263549
hmm, seems gay
>>680263549
Are you picky about cock size and/or stamina?
>>680263633
Damn...
>>680263247
Exactly like that... Perfect. Now, let's see if you can share with >>680263266, hm?
>>680263826
I'm pretty small, so I have no room to criticize.
>>680263823
Not at all.
>>680264088
...well as long as you're sure...
>>680264000
Just stop.
>>680264000
>>680264088
Don't worry, I'd probably suck your small cock lovingly for a while before I'd get to your backdoor. Did you want to exchange Skypes now or later, anyways?
i wish i had weed
>>680264196
Why? Are you like, 4 inches?
I thought everything was big in Texas.
>>680264739
what?
more buck fucks
>>680264465
Whenever. I'm kinda sleepy, so will probably fap n nap.
Also, you don't need to suck anything. I really like servicing more so than being served.
>>680264899
Mixed up the replies. Lol
>>680265162
Eh, try it now at TheSwipey
>>680265253
Nice.
>>680264414
Perfect... Now, how about one of you hops on while the other tongues my balls, hm?
>>680265162
Love to be sucked, also want to suck. I feel like a ton of people feel the same way. I don't know, maybe it just feels 'fair', you know?
I hate spending money on parts but I had to pull the trigger.
>>680263633
That makes me think, like, why haven't there been videos and such of faggots using shake weights erotically instead of just regular sluts?
Parts are the best way to spend your money.
>>680266276
cool blog, keep us updated
You should pull a different trigger next
if you know what I mean
>>680266088
If you want to, I suppose.
>>680265546
Where's Groot?
I-it's not weird if a friend calls you his little cockslut... Is it anon?
>>680267453
nah, not at all
>>680267453
idk hasn't happened to me. I don't know if I want that to happen to me
>>680267453
Is that before or after he finishes?
>>680259580
Rocket Raccoon...
Checks in his room...
Only to find, Gideon's Bible...
>>680267453
Are you his little cock slut?
>>680266088
Its because sucking cock is fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD4caBgWdW0
Dead thread?
>>680268560
You
>>680268641
I keep getting distracted looking at the AV Club making fun of stupid shit that needs to be made fun of.
>>680268560
>>680267711
How are the two of you
>>680268947
okay. Kinda mad
>>680269020
The dude that flaked on you?
>>680269480
That and the chip I destroyed.
>>680268627
aww yiss
Alright guys, I'm off to bed. Happy fapping.
>>680269671
Sucks man.
>>680269845
What are you up to
>>680270394
nothing. watching the tele.
how are you?
>>680270609
Pretty good. Rather mundane day though
>>680271288
what did you do today?
>>680271503
Work, looked at league of legends crap, ate dinner, fapped, came here. In that order
>>680268803
Post your cock.
>>680268947
Was watching a movie with the BF.
>>680269845
MEOW.
>>680271862
waht was for dinner? whats the plans for tomorrow?
>>680271988
pthpth
>>680272108
Hunnibuns wants to see your butt.
>>680272732
o-oh. he should ask me then
>>680272108
Beef Stir Fry. The same might substitute league for netflix though
>>680271988
What movie?
>>680272965
did you make it yourself?
netflix is my favorite hobby
>>680267865
something along those lines.
>>680268560
Arguably the most fun.
>>680272833
CAN WE SEE YOUR BUTT?
>>680272965
"I Love You, Phillip Morris".
>>680273340
are you snarfs honeybuns?
>>680273439
No, he's playing Smash Bros.
>>680273340
no soup for you!
>>680273439
Nope just a butt lover :3, i happen to also be playing smash though.
>>680268560
I have only sucked on a 6.5 dildo and got really hard. Am I gay? :< It was super dificult to not use teeth with how wide it was.
>>680273689
Yes, you are.
>>680273767
But I threw it away because I was too embarrassed with the thought of someone finding it.
>>680273270
Roommate cooked it.
>>680273401
Any good?
>>680273525
Who is he playing as? Better not Cloud if it's 4
>>680273689
Yes
>>680273885
I'm willing to reciprocate
>>680273689
Probably bi
>>680274002
i love that stuff.
is he your room mate wife?
>>680273932
Too bad, you gay.
>>680274002
Its good.
And he's Zelda right now. He's playing the 3DS one.
>>680274127
how so
>>680274157
:L but anal sex hurts, I've only been able to put 2 fingers or a sharpie otherwise it hurts too much
>>680274127
prob.
>>680274220
Equating butt pics of course.
>>680274503
You need to stretch.
>>680262879
Jesus dude
>>680274607
hmmm
no dice. i need something more
>>680274740
Name your price!
>>680274503
That'll go away, but im not one to give advice, never actually had anything in my butt. Really want too though.
>>680274919
i need you to ship an arm and 3 pints of your blood to my place
>>680275055
Shit man you must have the cutest butt on the planet.
>>680274136
He cooks and I mow, so close enough
>>680274157
Good to know. And also good to know he's not dirtying his hands by playing the heresy known as Cloud
>>680274919
Well one of the reasons I do it is because it does feel good when done well. It's like my entire body is on fire.
>>680275224
Occasional butt stuffing?
>>680275169
so do you agree with the terms?
>>680275224
mhm hes the girl alright?
whats on the menu for tomorrow?
>>680275450
Sorry i only deal in butt and the occasional dick pic.
>>680275776
then NO SOUP FOR YOU COME BACK ONE YEAR
>>680275450
It's generally a surprise
>>680275329
We're just roommates
>>680275860
Post things in your butt.
>>680275860
You make me crai ;(
>>680275975
wew how exciting!
>>680276000
nu knot here
>>680276013
cri more send me tears
>>680276092
Fine ill go find another butt to pursue!
>>680276000
I have been expressly forbidden from posting my cock, I'm afraid
>>680276460
fine!
>>680276509
Too bad, do it.
>>680276697
I can't go against his word, he'd be extremely upset with me if I did.
>>680276912
Do it. Snarf takes precedence.
>>680276092
Sorta sucks we hate what the other likes.
>>680277022
ohh :c
>>680277094
He think's olives and peppers are the greatest thing on the planet, I despite them. I love seafood, he can't stomach it.
>>680277020
No, actually, no you don't. I've known him for years longer. You can have this as a consolation, though.
>>680276844
Well jeez that wasn't very hard, coulda lost an arm and 3 pints of blood to that other scammer!
>>680277512
both those thinn
gs are amazing!
>>680278100
Pepper tastes bitter to me, the spice isn't what bothers me. Olives taste like death
>>680277512
Both are really great in their own way, less so on the peppers I'd say, seafood and olives are their own god-tier.
WEM
Why is it so hard to find good rooms for monster hunter that aren't super low level or 999.
>>680278517
Your butt is like... really cute
game is hard
game is really hard
>>680278710
Thank you
>>680278933
Got kik? I'd love to return the favour ;3
>>680279170
I do, redpandaonnutella
>>680278284
you need to try good olives
>>680278516
hoi
>>680278933
No cysts, no erythema. Free of skin abnormalities.
>>680279341
I've given olives plenty of chances
>>680279768
poor olives
>>680279357
Good night~
>>680279993
lol goodnight
>>680279768
:<
>>680280247
I was a medic a year ago, what do you think I would look for?
>>680278933
How many dildos have you shoved up there to get it stretched out like that.
>>680280476
I don't think it's stretched out. I have only used small sharpies because it hurts too much. I had a dildo once but I was a bit too impatient and it hurt too much.
>>680280410
(゚ペ)
>>680280888
Uh huh.. Okay then.
>>680281089
what? :o
>>680280888
Have you see a pilonidal cyst get drained? You should be grateful you don't have one
>>680281948
googled it and oh god, that is terrifying D:
>>680282224
I always like this gif
Butts.
>>680282224
I've ID'd plenty, I've seen several drained. Never had to do it myself.
>>680282243
I thought you were banished to the sleep realm
>>680282687
Sup man, how are you?
>>680282687
ttubs
>>680282821
i got distracted for a while
sup
>>680282821
I'm better, i found some codeine phosphate pills and had a great sleep the other night.
I see you're posting now. why have you decided to do that?
>>680282956
WEM!
What's going on?
>>680283250
nothing much. just been up talking to an old friend and binging on the tele
>>680281287
Nothing.
>>680283250
A combination of when in Rome and keeping the thread alive. Good to hear you're doing better
>>680282956
Was it olives? I told you those things were up to no good
>>680283313
Anything good to watch? or waiting for GoT like me?
>>680283537
Evening Luc! You do you damn exercises today?
>>680283659
No
Fucked up a chip today. Kinda pissed about that.
At least I was able to achieve something today and lift a 40 pin DIP cleanly off a board.
>>680283619
olives and I go far back...olives have always treated me right though
>>680283659
i;ve just had Always Sunny in Philadelphia runnign for the last couple hours. i've never seen GoT actually lol
>>680283619
This ain't rome. we have less gypsies.
>>680283823
Fuck no good. I guess when you can do things easy you can fuck it up easy too :)
Was it expensive?
>>680283994
Binge watch that in the next few days so you can watch the latest season coming out soon.
>>680284096
i knowww i really need to see it! lol
>>680284096
Not really. I am not use to working on the board and it's facing you, the chips are upside down.
I forgot that for a moment and installed 2 the wrong way and fried the PPU in my top loading NES.
>>680284197
At least watch it for the gay prince's.
>>680284245
sounds like a easy mistake to make. I guess you only found out when you powered it up for testing?
>>680284392
does he make gay with dragons?
>>680284477
No the dragons are scary in GoT.
>>680283994
Watching GoT is now your only mission. Deus Vult
>>680284096
Another step towards darkness I suppose
>>680284620
>>680284640
scary dragons are cute though!!
well i gota get to bed i guess. peace out
>>680284949
Good night a second time
I'm late
>>680285452
Very
You guys need to get on later.
>>680285623
this
>>680285623
>>680285836
Get on earlier
>>680285908
I do
I'm always on
I considered being gay.
Then I read this shit.
>>680264000
>>680263266
>>680262267
>>680285836
<3
>>680285908
Majority rules
>>680285973
When did this become a democracy?
>>680286045
Isn't Trump the president now or something.
>>680286086
Chances rise everyday he will be president
>>680285973
hai
>>680286187
Sounds great.
>>680286324
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>680286457
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stop being such a fucking trap-fucking FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!