I like a challenge. Heaven seems too easy.

>>680229871
Because when you're dead you can't feel anything

>>680229871
I mean i asume the first few years will be painfull but i trust in the human ability to fetishize anything so the rest of eternity will be pretty cool.

Cuz theyre dumb.

when will finish that sheeit?

>>680230153
Kek no shit, fuck you OP.
(:

>>680229871
BECAUSE ITS FUN

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Why do Christians choose to burn in churches before they enter Helheim?

>>680229871
Because hell is a lot warmer than heaven.

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>>680229871
I think theists and atheists are alike. Some are simply born into the lifestyle of faith or not or have transitioned to their beliefs based on how they experience life. Had a shit time recently? That can go either way where someone can cling to god asking for help and guidance in their time of trial or completely go away from God thinking "why would it let this happen to me?" Having a great time? People could view that as divine intervention of some sort and be thankful while those can be pushed away thinking how they don't need God as they did this all on their own. I'm in the middle since you can't exactly scientifically prove he exists or not. The idea of God gives so many people hope and happiness so proving it wrong won't help anything as it has been a glue holding civilization together. The question is not why are you not Christian. The question is why do you believe what you do? What caused you to have such faith or not? Would you change your position?

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>>680230628

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>>680230722
best image swap ever

>>680229871
There is no hell. The ruling class uses fear of death to control you.

>>680229871
Because there is no proof that god exists.

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>>680229871
Why the fuck would anyone want to go to heaven?

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>>680229871
They don't know any better, and refuse to listen.

>>680231106
Why would a god of love even have a hell?

>>680231106
looks pretty comfy

>>680229871
>implying that's what they're choosing

>>680229871
Can't help it. Seems a bit of a laugh tbqhf

>>680229871
newfag here: why do you use the photo odf that girl for talk about religion?

>>680231244
To keep non believers. Those who don't share in the warm loving grace

>>680231229
Do you have literal autism?

>>680229871
I like it warm. Heaven sounds way chilly.

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>>680229871
this thread again?

>>680231106
*yourselves

Good thing for you that your god doesn't consider idiocy a sin

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>>680229871
So my theory is if this is the same guy starting these threads every day, it's because he was brought up religious and is now old enough to start questioning his family values. He is curious of the world outside of religion, and this is his two-fold way of venting frustration and/or finding out why people dont need religion any more.

Surely no confident christian would keep banging his head against the door like this actually believing he can turn people.

I guess there's also always the troll/bait option, and if that's the case this has been one of the lamest and least successful trolls in human history.

I've responded to these threads a few times with similar comments now, and I think I'll let this poor bastard rest in piece after this one.

Adios.

Lfmao this fucking thread

>>680229871
Same reason you "choose to be on Santa's Naughty List" for not believing in him.

I heard God was a homosexual. I read it in a book, so it's true.

>>680231606
that's bizarre. what about those with no exposure to god, or religion in general? why do they suffer eternal torment?

>>680231605
not OP, but this has been going on for about a year. they took the image from Neverending Story, added godfag text, tried to force a meme, and here we are.

>>680231876
Actually, it's an atheist. He just gets off on trolling other atheists, and they are easily trolled. He admitted it in one of these threads, once. He's just jerking people's chains.

That's why the arguments seem so on-the-nose to trigger atheists. He knows his audience, because he IS one of them.

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>>680230628
spiderman is acting like a catholic priest and trapping kids though.

>>680232233
Yeah, I always thought that was the most likely scenario, but it's always fun to theorize :P

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THATS WHY

>>680229871
Because of your worthless god

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Cause he loved skat

>>680231106
where's this from?

Jesus fucking christ this thread has been posted 10+ times daily for almost a year now, and i'm sure it has been posted plenty of times when i'm not on. Props to whoever has the patience to keep posting this. Godspeed anon

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I am ready OP, come and explore my religion..

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He is a jewish whore faggot pedo magician

>>680229871
Why do you fags always use the same picture?

>>680232233
>Actually, it's an atheist. He just gets off on trolling other atheists,
that's one goddamn persistent atheist. i see these threads all the goddamn time. fucker's got no life if it's just him.

>>680229871
Why does your sky god burn people in hell for all eternity who aren't gullible enough to believe in him without evidence?

the classic

>>680229871
can someone gimme sauce of this girl? I see this post everyday and I dont know from what this image comes from

>>680233274
I sense a troll.

>>680232699

to signify that he means business

>>680233274
i don't know her name either

>>680233362
no troll just a dumb newfag

>>680233274
Never Ending Story

>>680233274

neverending story

>>680233274
neverending story
if you don't know this, your childhood must have severely lacking

>>680233274
its the empress from neverending story
but no one really cares

>>680233747
>>680233763
>>680233800
thank you
I watched the neverending story once when I was a child but never again so I dont remember a lot of it, just the main kid, the giant dog and the swamp of sadness

>>680234276
Ah geese with the dog shit again... It was a fucking luck dragon.....Not a fucking dog..

>>680229871
Why do christians willingly buy in to the dumbest of the world's stupid ass religions?

>>680229871

We know the Earth is a spheroid and we know what's inside it at its various depths.

Where exactly in there is your "Hell" supposed to be? If it's "down" as so many of you retards say, and "down" from anywhere on the planet is gesturing towards the planet mantle and core, where the fuck is it? It should be there somewhere, right?

>MMXVI C.E.
>Believing in sky wizards
Not even once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-Id5PXXjCo

>>680234583
Because Christians are too weak to believe in themselves so they need something else to believe in and drive them.

I will be amongst good company.

Can someone explain to me who is the cancer girl in these creationists threads

Why do Christians willingly choose to join what is essentially a cult?

>>680235172
Childlike Empress from Neverending Story

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I have seen almost this exact same thread 17 time in the last 3 days

I assume after a while you'd just get used to it.

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>>680236045
same. If it wasn't for newfags falling for this shit-tier b8, it probably wouldn't be around

>>680236045
It's been posted every day for a year now. sage

>>680236045
>17 times in three days
do you have no life

>>680229871
You haven't converted anyone. Kill yourself so you may live in paradise.

>>680236045
maby its the same person spam posting

>>680229871
but which god

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suggestions for new topics

>>680237362
Niggers

i like being burnt it makes me cum

I think it's because they're just plain stupid

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spidy

>>680236630
>a year now
gtfo

Who whats to suck gods nuts for eternity? Fuck that, I'd rather roast.

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>>680232667

>>680229871
Because hell sounds a lot better than spending eternity with a bunch of righteous Christfags.

>>680229871
OK I've always seen this picture or gif used and it's gotten fucking annoying because I have no idea where this is from. Anyone care to enlighten me on this punchable face?

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SPIDER

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loli
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>>680238617

>>680237993
You'd rather have a blink's worth of a hedonistic life of furious masturbation over an eternity of pleasure that you can't possibly grasp?

HINT: Your laziness has made you believe that worshipping God means an eternity of worshipping his scrotum.

The real question is this: Why do people still believe in all of this religion shit?

>>680229871
They don't believe in it and your post is bad. Please leave.

>>680229871
Odin lets me bask in the glory of battle in Valhalla. I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

Get outta here with your puny god.

sound a HELL of a lot better than the other options..... hahahaha I crack me up

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fuck you atheofags
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>>680229871
IT"S BEEN OVER A FUCKING YEAR WILL YOU GET BANNED ALREADY

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>>680239792
You mad, nigger?

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>>680238617

He will continue to post as long as anons continue to reply. He needs attention. Stop replying, and he'll go away.

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my god is cooler than yours
>>680229871

Why do godfags believe that every sing fucking species in the world/universe boarded in pairs on a fucking ark.

>fucking kek

>>680240132
Why are you so insecure about your choice in faith?

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>>680241868

>kys

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> I cry every teim

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>>680242608

Honestly...

> I fucking love you.

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>>680242608

>Oh you

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>>680242916
Please don't rape me.

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>>680243299

Come here you...


>huehue

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>>680243781

>>680229871
Low heating bills?

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>>680243913

> uh oh

>>680230039
whoa the edge

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>>680244183

So edgy

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>>680229871
>>680244497

>>680244486
what. the. fuck

Because god's a cunt.

Stop making this thread every single day
God isn't real, it's only a story to enforce good morals and lie to people about the harsh truth of reality

This was for the prayer thread but this'll do.

So I live in southern US and it's pretty religious out here.

I worked for a Christian cheerleading team and after every practice they would group pray. They always invited me to pray with them and I would even though I didn't believe.

Always praying for fam, friends, and to have a safe practice.

One day, one of my girls fell on her head doing a whipped backflip too close to the floor. Still cringe thinking about the sight of her head folding under her body.

Group prayer that she would be ok and have a speedy recovery. Remember head coach telling me "I know God will heal her"

She's paralyzed.

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>>680229871

>151 replies

What is wrong with you people? Why are you like this?

>Sage your replies.
>Hide the thread.
>Don't feed the troll.

Seriously, why?

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It's fascinating how devoted successful OP is in baiting wave after wave of newfags compelled and poised to debate the existence of God while somewhat aware of the idea that they will never change anyone's minds but choose to do so anyway. OP is not just a master troll, but a scholar of trolling as well. I commend you OP on your endeavors and everlasting success in baiting these faggots. Truly remarkable.

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>>680246602
What do you expect from /b/?

>>680229871
all the things that are going to lead us there kek are the best things in life

>>680229871
To get away from you.

>>680229871
these posts are getting old

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>>680247471

>>680247393
But why can't atheists define atheism?

Why do religious zealots choose to listen to false prophets and worship the wrong God?

WE ARE ALL ONE. WE ARE ALL ONE CONCIOUSNESS SPLIT INTO BILLIONS TO EXPERIENCE OUR CREATION FROM INFINITE SUBJECTIVE POINTS OF VIEW. LIVE YOUR LIFE AND ENJOY YOUR UNIQUE POINT OF VIEW OF THE UNIVERSE YOU CREATEED, YOU CANT REMEBER NOW, BUT YOU WILL SOON.

>>680229871
Why do deists not realize they are already in hell?

>>680248117
pls dont with that

>>680229871
Hell is FAKE
Think about it. The devil HATES god
So why would the devil help god and punish you? why would he do what god says?

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>>680248340
>>680248117

>>680247735

I'll take the bait.

I don't believe in God and am not atheist.

Come at me

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>>680248117
>LIVE YOUR LIFE
How can you knowing each day brings you closer to death?

>>680229871
Cuz it's warm

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>>680248628

>>680248534
I din no faggot

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>>680248621
YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION, HERETIC.

>>680229871

So the Mufti has convinced you that you can win Paradise with the blood of the Jews?

>>680248621
agnostic are just faggots who are scared.

>>680248628

Wtf else are you gonna do?

>>680229871
Because that's where all the whores are, and I like to party.

>>680248628
i dont fear death. there is no hell or heaven. death is natural and everything natural is beautiful

>>680248923

Didn't say I was agnostic

I know there's probably not a God

>>680238617
I like you

>>680245527

I know I'm gonna get insulted for saying this, but God is real, but I am in the position that no ideology or religion out there has any 100% understanding of God or how the world works. I'm Muslim myself, but I've come to see that no way of life is perfect and there is no such thing as a religion being "better" than another. Religion does help connect with God/The Divine in some way and provide comfort.

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>>680249581

>>680249581

> God is real

Why do you believe that?

Is it based on good reasons?

>>680248800
I like that word "heretic" sounds awesome

>>680229871

fuck off bit

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>>680248961
Nothing can be done to save you or me from the miseries of the inheritably evil world. The world is an irrational blind force, without guidance, for there is no God to direct it.

>>680249039
Death will bring you no escape from the miseries of this world and the tormenting forces of this world is eternal and will persist in the afterlife.

>>680248800

Lol why would I try to define a word I don't ascribe to?

I don't believe in God. Do I need a word for that?

>>680250465

So what?

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>>680250521
THEN WHY WOULD YOU RESPOND TO MY POST IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU APOSTATE?

>>680250993

Because I'm showing you that your question is pointless

>>680229871
Sup bro you do you always post these ????

>>680251459
Why do you* sorry I'm drunk

>>680229871
We willingly choose because we all know that Atheist are right

>>680230446
kek

christians don't get to sit with the aesir in valhalla

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>>680251148
IT'S BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DEFINE ATHEISM AND YOU WON'T ADMIT IT

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>>680250684
You will never understand.

>>680229871
Fuck off, Childlike Empress.

>>680249941
This is the stupidest form of transportation that could ever be conceived we should replace all cars boats and planes with this

>>680232673
Repent; God will forgive you.

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>>680253047

>>680252436

Because it's a useless word. Like calling someone an Apostate.

What do you think atheism means?

>>680252506

I understand but I don't care.
If you keep thinking about it you're just gonna make yourself a sad little bitch. Get over it duuuuude

>>680230687
Wow, an educated man still on 4chan?

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>>680249133
>I know
>there's probably

You dun goof'd right there.

>>680253815

Knowledge can be considered having high confidence in a belief or conclusion.