Waifu claiming threadThe rules are very simple:claim your 2D waifu/husbando post
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>forget your priorities
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tab here every once in a while
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Tats claimed.
how long...?
claimed
Miiiia
Tsk, tsk.
Claimed, Again
>>680185714
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
>>680185759
Noted.
>>680186011
Hi anon
>>680186147
thicc
>>680185941
claimed
>>680185941
Sit on my face
Claimed
>>680185666
Checked Satan
Not enough meme.
>>680186202
Yeah pretty much my duder
Tenryuu claimed
>>680186333
your trips tell me otherwise
>Usual claim
>>680185759
Hm, well I suppose you DO need to keep it under wraps.. wouldn't want to scare those precious customers, now would we? I'll be seeing you around, then. If I linger too long, you won't have any more business, mm?
>>680186333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdAUvAXCUW8
>check'd
Miho claimed
>>680185941
<3
lurking
Claimed
>>680186666
Checked
>>680186666
Get thread confirmed
>>680186638
Hello there. <3
Now that there is no one here to bother us anymore.
>>680186196
Hello newest tank girl
Claimed.
>>680186333
STOLEN
Hello~
>>680186432
Brother
>>680186892
I can do it too
>>680186333
not enough trips
>sachi claim
>>680186884
Hello Satsuki!
>>680186867
Sick reference but she's mine it seems. And Texas' because he's okay. (Even though he likes the Toadies.) But not yours.
>>680186819
How was your day?
>>680186823
Just face it, Good Guy 2006 is the new god of /b/.
>>680186196
>Noted.
OK. What's my name.
>>680186520
Well, it was lovely seeing you again, Juri. You're always welcoming to come around, preferably after hours. A lot of rumours going around as to how you make your money. Of course those are only rumours, I'm sure. Although I'd hate to bar you entry to my fine dining establishment just because you scare a customer or two. That would be unfair.
>>680187041
That makes me happy.
>>680187354
BLOODY FUCKING HELL GUV I FORGOT MY DAMNED PICTURE. I'm too bloody tired for any of this I don't have any god damn tea or crumpets and it's not even 9 bong yet what a waste of space I am God save the queen.
N...Nyu?
>>680186867
>this is canon.
>>680186196
>Noted
NOTED
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>>680187354
Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy
>>680187183
Fine, just got back from my usual day of school.
No complaints. What are you up to?
>>680187449
Nyyyuuuu nyuuu
>>680187457
Texas? or is it neet trying to trick me?
>>680186196
(i had to translate this shit myself)
Ko tu tiko teici par mani, tu kuce? Es ļaušu jums zināt, ka es esmu beidzis vis labak no manas klases kaujiniekiem, un es esmu bijis iesaistīts daudzums slapenos reidos uz Al-Quaeda, un man ir vairāk nekā 300 apstiprināti upuri . Es esmu apguve kara mākslu , un es esmu top snaiperis no visiem latvijas bruņotajiem spēkiem. Tu neesi nekas man, bet tikai cits mērķis. Es noslaucīt jus no zemes virsas ka nekas nekad ta nav darijis, skaiti manus vardus . Jūs domājat, ka jūs varat tikt prom sakot kaut kādus sūdus ar mani pa internetu? Padomā vēlreiz, stulbeni. Kamer mēs runājam es esmu sazinoties savu slepeno tīkls spiegu pāri pasaulei un jūsu IP tiek izsekot tieši tagad, lai jūs labāk sagatavoties vētrai, kāpur. vetrai kas izslaucis tavu vajo dzivi. Jūs esat jau miris, mazuli. Es varu būt jebkur, jebkurā laikā, un es var jūs nogalināt vairāk nekā septiņi simtos veidu, un tas ir tikai ar savu kailām rokām. Ne tikai es esmu plaši apmācīti neapbruņotas kaujas, bet man ir pieeja visai latvijas armijai un es to izmantošu pilnā mērā, lai noslaucīt savu nožēlojams ass off, saskaroties ar kontinenta, ar mani ir maz sūdi. Ja tu tikai zinatu ko tavs niecigais komentars interneta nodaris, varbūt jūs būtu pieturejis mēli. bet jūs nevarejat, nebijat, un tagad jūs maksāt cenu, tu idiots. Es piedirsisu elli un noslicinasu jus taja. Jūs esat miris, sikaļa.
>>680186175
Hey Koneko
>>680187680
ny...nyyuuu!?
>>680186817
>wink <3
>>680187171
Next time I'll claim her first
>>680187581
Mmm, I fucking like that. Extra ice cream for you.
wait am i pals with 2 Tomokos
But my lovely little poppets I'm afraid that I still have a paper to finish for tomorrow, tea to drink and crumpets to butter. So we're heading offline.
Night to all of you. May your dreams be frozen in ice cream.
>>680187795
Around these parts we speak American.
>>680187997
Goodnight multicolored beauty
>>680187171
Say that to my face not online fucker and see what happens.
The Toadies are good as fuck and the only good taste you have is you're waifu scrublord.
>>680187997
Bye Neo
>>680188080
>Merrica
>>680187827
You can do whatever you want pal.
>>680187961
You're about to be friends with a lot more it seems.
>>680188169
>Murica
>>680187488
oi what the fook is this m8 u 'avin a giggle are ya little laff by urself m8 well fook you cunt i ain't 'avin a lick of it take your fookin shit an' bugger off you bloody twat next time i'll fookin batter ya m8 sware on me mum
>What are you up to.
Not much, fucking around on /b/ since 6pm.
>>680187694
>What the fuck is this.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? I’ll have you know I graduated top of Japan and I’m responsible for heart attacks of criminals world wide, and I have 124,925 confirmed kills. I trained myself to be the best in a battle of wits and I’m the god of this new world. You are nothing to me but just another name. I will wipe you the fuck out in a method that you can’t even comprehend, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak I am contacting all my followers and your personal file is being brought to my location right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and kill you in over 2 million differant ways, and that’s just with my notebook. Not only am I extensively trained in finding out your name, but I have access to the entire arsenal of over 30 thousand world wild followers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would of held you fucking tounge. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you god damn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>680187859
Thanks товарищ
>>680187997
Also goodbye товарищ.
>>680188169
>Where hamburgers?
>>680188122
oh i see now, a new one.
That's ok i'm only a little disappointed
>>680188169
Muh freedum
.>>680188284
So how you doing?
>>680188281
Ko blje tu tiko teici
tu gribi pa muti?
dabusi ar cirvi kuce
>>680188122
Did you get to give head to one of them or something? Is this not the band that wrote Possum Kingdom? I checked them out hoping they weren't a one hit wonder. They were.
>>680188430
Enjoying the rain. Asside that, im good. you?
Sanya Claimed
>>680185666
>666
Contain yourself Mikan~
>I think that would work best. I'll be bit more busy on Friday
Okay, Thursday it is then!
>could you do me a favor and tell me which timezone that you're in?
Normally it's GMT +2 but because of Daylight Saving Time it's now GMT +3
> I noticed that I made a couple of foolish errors last time and I wanted to make sure they got ironed out.
Hmm, i never saw any errors in your texts but maybe it's related to the thing that people tend to worry about themselves and about things they do more than they do from things that other people do. I guess it's only natural but still i think your writing was great!
You clearly show your emotions in your texts and it really helps when doing things like Rp:ing. You leave nothing unclear to me, you are a really good writer, and a Roleplayer. I think you might even be better than i am.
> I've gotten nothing but praise from the rest of them.
And i think that praise is well earned
>I think that you're fine, and I'm not just saying that.
I'll still probably try and improve myself a little bit, it can't hurt to do so like you said~
>Trash attracts trash.
True true.
Anyways, tomorrow is yet another early day so i'll have to leave. But the White Lily will be back tomorrow, when the moon starts to come up~
Goodnight Everyone
>>680188430
No it's the same Texas fag on wifi.
>>680187694
Spasibo, harasho. A u vas?
>>680188169
Italia?
>>680188471
What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>680188558
Bye anon.
>>680188259
>Merrica
Are you joking me boy?' I'll have you know I've killed or 300 darkies.
>>680188418
INB4 Bun
>>680188430
Merrica
>>680188528
I too enjoy the rain. Although it's sunny right now.
>living the dream
>>680188558
Hello sanya, it's pleasant seeing you.
>>680188281
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I claimed my waifu long before you OP.
>>680188558
>Contain yourself Mikan
Heh~
Only because you asked.
Goodnight.
>>680188558
Night sleepy head.
>>680188558
Goodnight Sanya
>>680188710
Man vis perfekti.
A ka tev?
un ja es zinu ka sitas vairs nau krieviski
>>680188748
капиталистическая свинья
>>680188558
Good night!
>>680188774
killing? did someone say killing?
>>680188524
>he doesn't like Tyler
Blocked.
>>680188430
Texas Moko. Just talking to another Moko. Who doesn't like The Toadies.
>>680188869
Blaze it.
>>680189169
Unfriended.
>>680188977
>Russian
Заткнись Cука, Убей себя
C.C. Claimed
>>680189361
Not even in my top 8 anymore cuz.
>>680189169
I didn't expect you so soon.
Glad to see you here friendo
Any messages for darling Ruri while i still have you?
>>680189361
Unfollowed
>>680188977
i don't know anymore russian
sorry
>>680189410
Иди к черту педик
>>680189556
That wasn't even russian
so many shit waifus. You nerds could choose anyone but you are still too beta to pick the proper waifus
I'd laugh but you guys are just too pathetic. You actually make me sad
>>680189660
me watching tv
>>680189693
This looks like a man.
>>680189500
I love you. I'll try harder to have Wi-Fi when we can talk.
>>680189822
Sup Ananas!
>Homura
>>680189693
This is what I think of your opinion, fuckstain.
>>680189463
You talk to eight people on here? How many times did you count Ruri? Also>>680189522
>>680189589
>Text
>insert Russian insult
>>680189693
That looks like a trap...
>>680189165
Lots of killing
>>680189822
It shall be done.
Hope you're having a splendid day btw.
>>680189693
>Looks like a man
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/21333-painting-with/
>giving a 4 album a 6
This is why we don't trust Pitchfork...
Why am I even looking up this review now?
Claimed. And there's nothing you can do about it shit eggs.
>>680190044
Tu pat nemaki krieviski pedin
tiec uz mana limena
>>680189982
Nice one. She is my Yuu-Chan isn't she?
>>680189927
So Ruri is cheating on me. With the lesbian devil no less.
>>680190252
Christ!
>>680190210
We could get you banned for being underage
Pic is hot tho
>>680190210
that string though
>>680190097
Thanks.
>>680190403
>string
>>680190351
Probably the reason everyone prefers Nyu..
>>680190222
>Insert Human response
>insert checked line
>>680190308
N-no! Please don't get the wrong idea, Ruri doesn't deserve that.
>>680190377
Oh don't get me wrong, Kantai Collection is total ass but I can't ignore a qt like Shimakaze.
>>680190222
inb4
>whoa teh numbers!!!!
>>680189974
why are you so edgy tho dude
She and tali (MS)
are my favorite waifus
>>680190308
*he And I don't know, Yuu-Chan was actually kinda cute.
>>680190532
dfgasdfgadregaxdga
pls, I needn't be distracted
>>680190532
That's a nice pic.
>>680190222
>>680190591
Trips confirm
>>680190629
Oh look, repeating digits
>>680190647
<3
>>680190679
I see you have real animosity here. Calm down.
>>680189693
>>680189807
>>680190145
We're totally twinsies!!!
>>680190679
>>680190308
Also downvoted.
>>680189693
She's from a filler arc in a pretty bad anime. I pity you.
>>680189807
>>680190044
>>680190145
Is this a joke I'm missing out on?
>tfw there is a well-drawn Nazi-Nagito but not one for Izuru
>>680190811
digits that end with the same integer
>>680190964
disliked
And how are you all this evening nya?
>>680190308
>>680190308
>She is my Yuu-Chan isn't she
That's harsh.
What do you call a brah that done suck dick? Not me brah, cuz i'm no homo brah, word, straight as an ass fucker, female asses, word, cuz i aint into that homo bullshiet. no homo.
>>680190924
Totally.
>>680191114
Pretty good, how about you?
>>680191024
No, at least I don't think so. But the thumbnail looks like a man to me.
>>680191147
How about no?
>>680191114
Alright, what about you bruh?
>>680191315
Oh u so fine, oh lawd
>>680191147
How?
>>680191024
>insert detailed response
>>680191114
>Insert generic Human response
>>680191242
>>680191403
>>680191488
good, just found my external with all the pics of Hanekawa on, so quite happy.
Also I ain't making another shitty thread after this, just saying.
>>680190863
I'll have to go be an adult somewhere, namely right where I am right now, just typing things for school.
Love you. <3
>>680191242
That's nice, I guess.
Personality wise they fit best.
>>680190867
What animosity? I'm just having a conversation. If you were bothering me I'd just leave. I'm only saying there's always a chance Ruri is a 44-year-old neckbeard that shits into bottles in his Mom's basement, just like everyone else here. Disliked.
>>680191467
I might just be confused because of the reply to Homura.
>>680191315
If so then that's good. No teasing of the non-sexual kind.
>>680191563
goodbye green
>>680191594
>oh shit they're on to us
>>680191594
>implying i am sitting in bottles
>>680191563
Hope you get it done on time. Love <3
>>680191594
>shits into bottles
Why tho?
>>680191594
No doubt.
>>680191527
Nice. I love me some hanekawa, I used to watch that shit all the time bruh. Was there from episode 1 and everything.
Have you seen Nagumedov's comeback against Darrel Horcher?
>>680191973
If you insert them into your ass then it gets straight in the bottle and u dont have to wipe then bruh. i never tried it though, cuz no homo, but maybe if someone tried it that's why they'd do it. no homo.
>>680191859
You could be. I could be. "Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact." Everything everyone says here is a potential lie. Never forget that.
>>680191577
Those eyes, Cute!
>>680185941
>>680191563
Bye anon
Well time for me to go.
>>680192267
>>680192284
Bye pizza-chan
>>680192284
Goodbye!
Going into lurk mode because i need to finish some stuff
Obligatory claim.
>>680192284
goodbye to you as well then beautiful.
>>680192523
you just made me hungry you bastard
>>680192685
Hello hand-kun
You're looking fine this evening.
>>680192685
Hello hand-kun
>>680192642
that is some ancient reference bruh.
>>680192685
God dammit
i wont get anything done like this
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