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Actually i agree :)

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Shit thread

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>>680155170

Do better, faggot.

How about you submit some facts instead of saying BS, beta.

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Nigga you're talking about what a real man is on the same board that's host to boipussy threads every god damn day.

Do you actually have that much faith in us?

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>>680155449

No.

Actually I agree with OP. Women want to feel safe with a man. Not safe in a boring way but safe like "this man walk his own path and can handle all the shit". Problem solving and independence, strength and knowledge, muscle and brain... and oc how to take his woman, that's what get women wet. Add little compassion, responsibility and manners and you will get what you want.

Traits of a real man:
>has a penis
>doesn't have a vag

>>680155895

What about all those cunts who get married to rich guys? What's that all about?

How do I into the wilds so I can be a real man?

>>680155895
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing reddit. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the reddit type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo

>>680156270

You don't have to be a Navy fucking SEAL to lead your own path, neckbeard.

>Hur dur, I don't know how to fucking read.

OP is on point.

>>680156249

You just do, faggot. If you don't, or you don't have the inclination to learn yourself without asking for help from schleprocks on the internet, then you're a failure from the get go.

>Knowledge is the key to happiness
are you fucking stupid? the more you know about this fucked up world the more it seems to be the best to just kill the majority of those fucking degenerates that call themselves politicians

>>680156559

why are you arguing with a copy pasta

kill yourself

>>680156717

You're like, level 2 awareness.

Wake up, moron.

What, did you just graduate Uni?

Fucking failure pleb.

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>real man taking a break from his loli thread to shitpost before getting on his motorcycle and going to India from russia to fuck bitches and get sum dat dank knowledge

>>680157038

India to Russia?

A real man wouldn't even waste his time in the beta shit-tier universe known as India.

>>680154434
Agree with some of what OP said.

Especially the last part. I can't tell you how many fags I've come across who can't change a sparkplug, or even know why they would have to.

The woman part I disagree with. Broads want a man who is a MAN, but they also like that MAN to have a wad of cash. Any man thinks otherwise at his peril.

Unfortunately, being a Man is a fucking lost art. The boys today grew up playing Nintendo instead of climbing trees and getting lost in the woods with their buddies. They've never known what it's like to have a POS car that breaks down all the time, and how your pals would come and help you rebuild the engine on a sunday in exchange for beer and a bucket of KFC.

Good thread, OP.

>>680155105
Is it just me being an ancientfag, or is this chick going to regret the fuck outta her life choices in about 20 years?

>>680154434
>How to be a real man; be a Canadian one

Nice pic, OP. Although I bet that dude is just pretending to be Canadian so he doesn't get murdered over seas.

>>680157319

Women only want men with cash so that they can have control. They know that if they give him the pussy and he gives them the cash, then they have that control, because they're tricking him with the idea that that particular pussy is irreplaceable, under the illusion that his money is.

In actuality, it's the other way around.

Any man who falls for a gold digger whore (even in the most miniscule of ways) is a beta. Men control, men lead, women follow. That's the rules of the road.

If she wants to control the pussy and the money, tell her to get a fucking job or get the fuck out.

>>680157233
India is Shit-Tier, but that is part of the fun of exploring. Just not getting cholera while traveling through Kolkatta is an achievement.

Go outside your zone, /b/ro. Drink from the cup of life, witness the strange and the exotic first-hand. If nothing else, it'll make you way more interesting at parties in the future.

>>680156212
sex once a month
>I still love you hun.

OP posted a good post today.

Listen up, betafags:
>Get /fit/
>Stop eating shit
>never quit

itt relics of a dying mentality, unable to overcome their biological and social programming

So, am i suppose to take advice from the same board that has gore, loli, traps, r34 and etc?

>>680157628
Your last line is absolute truth. But the rest is pretending to be Alpha. It's not Beta to be fooled by a woman. We all get fooled because the brain in our cocks is more powerful sometimes than the one in our heads.

Also: All women are Whores
Except my Mother.
But my Father assures me that she is.

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>>680157795

Lol seriously.

Like this bitch was giving him continuous pussy? I don't think so. Women know their power, and abuse it, for the sake of your hard earned, cold, hard, cash.

This one, in my pic, for example. She played the game.

Met an 81 year old billionaire. Gave him her pussy, once or 4 times. Got pregnant. Never had to give it to him again. Rather, she gave him a reason to leave him with all of his money on his deathbed, which wasn't far off.

>>680154434
Brains are up there too, bro. I'm in the upper echelons of Mensa, and have mastered six different martial arts. It's a winning combination because l built a time machine so l can hunt dinosaurs using only a foot long blade and my wits. You're a choirboy compared to me. A CHOIRBOY!

>>680158120

OP here.

No, it's not pretending. Any man who is willingly tricked by a woman (myself included) deserves all the mocking he gets.

I'm not saying that you should go full on MGTOW (which is like, next level beta-warrior), but you should know when to cut your losses with a woman, once she starts to spoil, like the rotten fucking fruit she is.

>>680154434
>the key to knowledge is travel and exploration.
This a Thomas Cook plug or something?

>>680154434
>lectures on what a real man is
>posts on /b/
You already gave yourself away

>>680158269
If I was an old Billionaire, I'd impregnate so many 19 year olds, it would be like Caligula came to town. I'd spread so much seed that the DNA pool of the Human Race would be a reflection of my chromosonal makeup.

That, my friends, would be a Legacy. Fuck building monuments, or spending my money to cure Malaria like Bill Gates. I'd be banging African chicks, Chinese chicks, Norwegian chicks, West Virginia Trailer Trash chicks, you name it, I'd impregnate it.

Sheeeeutt. They'd have to devote a complete chapter in Wikipedia about who I DIDN'T fuck...

kek.

You genuinely have brain damage

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>>680158338
Kek

>>680158605

No, it's fucking truth in stone.

You travel and see different cultures and societies, and you will in turn see how different people react. You see people die, you'll become less fearful of death. You fuck different races of woman, and you understand women better. You make your own stories through travel, you develop wisdom, you make lifelong friends, you eat foreign foods, you take chances you never would have taken, and you go places people don't normally go.

You either become the exception to the rule, or you become just another number on the list.

Up to you.

>>680154434
Military service.

>>680156559
OP confirmed for autistic basement dwelling pussy roll playing as a "tough" guy on 4chan.

>>680158749
Atilla the hun beat you to that.

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>>680159088

>pussy roll playing as a "tough" guy on 4chan

>"tough" guy on 4chan

>pussy roll playing

>pussy

>roll

>roll

>roll

>roll

>>680158862
You will never feel as alive as when you trick a Tyrannosaurus Rex into swallowing you whole, and hearing its muffled roars of confusion and agony as you cut your way out, bursting out of its chest like a xenomorph. I get so hard that l have to transport myself forward again and fuck at least 12 women all in one sitting. Usually, none of them walk the same after ever again.

>trying desperately to be a real man
>not enjoying whatever the fuck you are
>not realizing a human life is as irrelevant and easily extinguishable as a match in a hurricane

I admire how PUAs have managed to turn the internet at large into a Cosmopolitan rag peice

>>680154434
you lost me at your car fixing bullshit and using the word "beta". go back to r eddit you lame faggot.

>>680158868
Exactly how big is your carbon foot print?

>>680159406

I'm pretty sure one of the defining factors of knowing that you're a real man is knowing that death is inevitable and that there's nothing you can do to prolong the fate of the inevitable.

>>680154434
*Traits of a fuckboy:

>>680154434
>written by a female

Tell me more with your tits out and a timestamp

>>680158868
OP is speaking the truth here.

I know /b/ isn't the place for gaining wisdom or knowledge, but if you listen occasionally beyond the loli's or trap threads, someone pops their head up who knows what's up.

First-hand knowledge of the world makes you a better man. It makes you a more interesting man, and expands your mind beyond trying to find "specials" in TF2 or whatever ridiculous video game you're playing now.

I'll add one more thing to OP's post - A man needs to push himself past his personal fears (and we all have them) in order to grow. If you think that climbing a mountain is a bad idea because you are afraid of heights, then you NEED to climb that mountain to crush the fear inside you.

Erasure of Fear is a form of Knowledge. Go read some Carlos Castaneda young /b/ro's. Seek knowledge and LIVE your life.

>>680158448
Why are you so buttflustered?

Seriously you seem incredibly insecure. I imagine you are not fun to be around at all. Just spouting bullshit opinions all the time.

Women want a competent man. Status is always important. It reflects your ability to realize your ambitions.

The preferred Type of status depends on the woman. The kind with tramp stamps with abusive fathers that listen to nickel back probably want the skydiving motocross faggot type. The well educated woman typically wants a well educated man with a good career.

Travel is importAnt. Increasing knowledge is incredibly important. Skydiving is not important. Having a hobby that is physically demanding is important for well being. This should be done for yourself not for women.

>>680159616

I rent a room and have zero debt. I am also a minimalist.

It's extremely small. I can literally get up and leave at any moment in time.

>>680156732
I'm so manly, pasta argues with me!

>>680159753
This is a fucking package holiday sale.

Fuck off with it, we've only being doing that for a few decades and we're the faggiest people to ever grace the earth.

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>>680154434

ITT:

Insecure hyper-masculine dudebro trying to reinforce his oh so fragile little ego.

>>680159833
So how did you travel the world?

>>680159993
Planes, trains, and automobiles. Also, shoes.

>>680159616
I dunno about OP, but my own Carbon Footprint is fucking huge. You know why? Because Fuck You, that's why. I'll use as much resources as I want, and STILL not affect the planet one whit.

The Earth doesn't give 2 shits about you, little /b/ro. It'll be here for billions more years, and shake off whatever puny effect we humans might have on it.

>>680160132
Yeah, that's your carbon footprint mate and it sounds pretty big.

>>680160142
>my carbon footprint is bigger than yours

That's what you tell all the boys.

>>680159779

>says OP seems insecure.
>says a woman "wants a well educated career man"
>as if that isn't some sort of lingo for a man who makes a lot and can continue to make a lot
>the guys who do motocross and skydive are meatheads and should be consolidated
>doesn't know this either

The OP is talking about an experienced man. Not a man who is looking to live some sort of fucking stereotypical lifestyle.

You literally let OP's principle go right over your head.

>>680160142
Worldly wisdom, indeed.

>>680160217
My carbon dick's pretty big too faggot, so why don't you globe trot your ass over here and for once in your life I'll make you a man

>>680160217
>it sounds pretty big.

It's pretty average, but thanks. You flatter me.

>>680154434
This is a lame justification for driving motorbikes through shitty countries instead of actually doing something.

No better than being a backpacking cunt, only difference is your on a shitty bike

>>680160299
Shut up! Get back to eating crayons and picking your nose. You have nothing to offer.

>>680160142

Someone has been watching a bit too much George Carlin.

But you're right, it's not about what you use, eat, plunder, or burn, but rather, how much you're willing to carry with you.

If you're walking around with a huge debt, a mortgage, a house, 2 cars, a wife, some kids, and a bunch of responsibility, you're not a fucking man, you're a beta. How many wild animals have this kind of baggage?

Ever seen a lion do taxes?

No.

They venture off into the wild to join new packs, to fuck new bitches, and to eat new food and garner new experience, all the way until they die.

>>680160295
ITT: Faggots who listen to Al Gore, a man who flies Private Jets everywhere, has a 20,000 square foot mansion in one of the hottest most humid places in the US with a total of 15 Air Conditioning Units, and eats meat like a pig.

"Climate Change" = The new Left Wing Religion.

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>>680160383

>trying to sound threatening over the internet

>being this much of a neanderthal

Holy fuck anon, could you be any more insecure about your masculinity?

>>680160572
you sound poor and jelly.

>>680160585

Damn son, way to cringe a good fucking thread.

>>680160628

Climate change exists, earth is heating up, atmosphere is being polluted.

Nothing religious about it, unless you are one of those environmentalist hipster guttercunts.

>>680160628
I'll think about that when I'm outside today burning ants with my magnifying glass, faggot.

>>680154434
I agree 90%

>>680160730
I don't get it.

>>680160618
Yeah, but Lions do die pretty miserable deaths, dude.

And providing a good home and support for your Kids is also the mark of a "real man". A beta, I would argue, leaves a bunch of kids around with different mothers (like a lion) without supporting them. Taking care of your wife and kids is not beta. It's the difference between Men and Animals.

>>680160572

And if you do this your whole life, does it not make you the most interesting fucking person?

I know guys who do this. They get pussy everywhere they go. Every woman wants to be with the badass who risked life and limb to see the world under his own terms. Every. Fucking. Woman. And the best part is, he's so fucking skinny, he may as well be a twig-man.

And that's really all that matters in life. Fuck bitches, have fun, eat, and be merry. If he learned it, and you didn't, then the only reason I can think of as to why you didn't figure it out is that you're jealous of him for doing it.

Everything else is just fluffer. Be your own fucking man, and stop letting the world control you.

>>680160976

Funny, most women seeks out first a Chad, and later on a Beta Male Provider to take care of her kids.

>>680154434
You sound like someone who just turned 20 and discovers life for the first time and now thinks he's experienced and a real man

>>680160572
Trust me, I'm not jealous of a glorified backpacker.

Also, how in the hell does vibrating your balls with wind on your face in a foreign country that you just ride through get you pussy?

>>680160618
I'm looking at your resume, Mr.Lion, and it says here you have fucked several lionesses and joined several packs. While I admire your life experience, we are not able to accommodate someone as alpha as you at this time. Safe travels to you.

It's like these guys are getting high for the first time

>>680160772
Cucked by the Left.

Go vote for Bernie, /b/rah. He'll stop the Evil Corporations from polluting the atmosphere.

Meanwhile, in China, they'll laugh as the fill the sky with smoke and their pockets with US dollars...

>>680160976

A good home and support for your kids?

A real man wouldn't have kids in todays climate. He would look at the situation of the earth, the climate, overpopulation, deforestation, politics, left wing radicals, right wing radicals, and nasty ass lab-grown food and would say "My jizz doesn't deserve this kind of mistreatment by way of society anyways" and would do what is best for everyone else by not putting his seed unto the world, just to be another useless, lifeless leach.

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>>680161058
It's expensive to hop on a motorcycle and ride off into the desert or jungles of wherever the fuck. It also takes weeks or months.

How do you expect someone to live a carefree lifestyle like this without being independently wealthy?

>>680161058
Riding a motorcycle through a country is not risking your life. It's really not.
I'm honestly not jealous of that. If I wanted to ride a motorcycle I could, wherever I wanted to. It's not some kind of feat that makes on particularly impressive.

Seems to me that your last point about being your own man seems incongruous, given that OP is basically saying that unless you live by his own absurd advice you're not even a man.

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>>680161199

...What.

Really.

Me stating the facts lead you to believe that I am a leftist.

Wow, you retards really are insecure hypermasculing dudebros too insecure about your masculinity to actually fucking think for a moment.

If anything I would vote Trump because I have not seen a president get assassinated yet.

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>>680160660
Redirect, a bit drunk.

ITT: Idiot kids born after 1995 reading too much Red Pill theory.

>>680160631
What you want some too? Getting bored over there?
Nice attempts at insulting me, oh shit, yeah I must be a neanderthal -- hey guess what genius those do not exist anymore. But I am alpha as a fucking bull elephant, so if you want to sample some of what true life -- not your pathetic computer programmer beta orbiter friend zone existence -- you should learn to talk less and maybe listen more when real men are talking.

Nice talking with you, Sally

>>680154434
>Knowledge is the key to happiness.

But it's not. People with higher educations report much lower levels of happiness than people with low education. Lowered expectations is the key to happiness, according to the depressing neuroscience I've read.

>>680161096
Maybe it's just ego talking - I don't know - but I am glad that I felt the wind on my face sitting on the bow of a boat in the South Pacific, smoking a cigarette while looking at the Southern Cross.

Sounds like a movie, I know - but I really did that. Does it make me better than anyone else? Fuck No. But I still am glad to have done that, as well as the other things.

I think this thread is more like giving advice to younger /b/ro's who might be on track to do what some of us consider "nothing" with their lives while they're still young enough to have these experiences.

Life takes us all down - it really does. My dad used to say that and I thought he was full of shit - but it does. So enjoy your youth. Go out and do the things that you can do to explore the world.

I'm starting to sound like some preachy-fag, so I'm out.

>>680154434
ok op, what if toure saddled with 7k in debt from going to uni? you cant just up and travel the world, that shit will be there when you get bck. a real man pays his debts to society and then gets on with it. No shame in drinking the cool-aid if its temporary

>>680161735
Wow the self-parody.

By extension real men wouldn't be able to read or use the internet.

>>680161441

Ever hear of spare jobs? Of working? Of saving money prior to the trip? Holy shit, how fucking new are you?

>>680161451

You were the one who started with the motorcycle shit. OP named a shit ton of stuff you could do, and there's a lot more that could be done as well, such as roadtripping across a continent, or hiking the Himalayas. You're glorifying the motorcycle shit like a woman.

>>680161819
a real man is not indebted to society.

>>680161784

People with educations get their knowledge from a book. I think OP was talking about real world, international, street knowledge.

>>680161804
bullshit faggot you just read moby dick.

>>680161804
Well, I'm glad you enjoyed your experience, but I don't really understand the proselytizing over the internet about shit that real men do or whatever.

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>>680154434
OP is a retarded faggot with no idea of what a man is

>>680161819

you've already fucked yourself by being in debt, cuck.

Only a fool would be in debt for something he wasn't prepared to pay off and didn't have a plan set in stone to pay off of, and even then, he'd be more of a fool to think he could foresee any more than a year into the future.

>>680161902
yeah you fucking retard. what career allows you to leave for weeks or months at a time a couple times a year? how naive are you?

>>680154434
>how to impress women who only hang out at clubs 101

>>680161902
We get it Jessica, you're afraid of motorcycles. Stop crying.

>>680162146
NEETs are truly the most free and alpha of us all

>>680161902
He was quite specific.
Don't get all sensitive mate. Also, beyond the whole woman comment your sentence has no value. Guess you are taking the whole no need to read, I'm a man thing to heart.

Good on you.

>>680162146

...

>being this incapable of reading

I think OP meant that a real man won't settle down for shit. Not for a woman. Not for a career. Not for money. Not for anything.

He'll do everything he can to live, before he dies.

Jesus Christ you're such a fucking pleb.

>>680156270
K

>>680154434
Shit, turns out I'm a man after all.
I was almost worried there for a second

>>680162294
I love the glorification of a real alpha man who has no real goals or prospects so just does shit to pass the time with no objective in sight.

>>680162294
You're describing the lifestyle of a mentally ill, homeless drug addict. That's the only sort of person who lives such a carefree life...and obviously people who are born into wealth or win the lottery.

>>680162294
So what group is this male the alpha of if he's got no friends?

>>680162591
This
Well worded anon.