My hobby is crossdressing

I cheated on my girlfriend by having a threesome with my cousins.

I have a unhealthy obsession about looking better and acting better then i actualy am

>>679984614

This.

>>679984688
Thats pretty hot fam
Nothing wrong with your own cousin
Its pretty common in volendam

>>679984565
I like the idea of being a serial or a mass shooter. I also like the idea of stealing stuff. It all seems so thrilling and I don't know why.

>>679984758
volendam?
Also it was a threesome with two of my cousins.

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When I was 15-16 my cousin was 12-13 she would let me play with her feet I was always diamonds when she let me touch and kiss them, one night she let me rub my dick on them, never went any further then that thou sorry /b/ros

>>679984614
How do you maintain that as a secret hobby?

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>>679984765
Just do it

>>679984694
Please elaborate.

>>679984910

...don't go out in public dressed?

>>679984939
Do which one? But the main thing for me is I don't know why I feel that way.

>>679984977
Ok, so you just sit around at home doing it? How have you never been caught?

>>679985015
Begin with stealing its ofcourse the easier one

>>679984861
Again, threesome. And I had a girlfriend at the time.

>>679985116
Ok. But for me it's also the wondering of why. Any idea why I want to do these things?

>>679985088

Well I have my own flat. I've come close to being caught though - friends dropping by unexpectedly, and one time a neighbour definitely saw me sat at my windowsill wearing a skirt & blouse

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>>679985015
Or be like butters and play professor chaos and make some shit like in fight club

I pissed in my brothers drawer all over his shirts and to this day he still thinks the cat did it.

>>679984910
I suppose I should say it's semi secret. I only do it in my apartment. My family doesn't know about it .

>>679985287
Yeah that. Not only that, but friends seeing a dress in your room would surely raise a few questions.

>>679985314
Maybe that might be a healthier outlet.

>>679985219
No, but i know that feeling
I steal when i need some bullshit like chemicals or books
>Kleptomania

I want to fuck my mom and I don't know who am I.

>>679985509
Any possible link to why I want to kill people just for the fun of it?

>>679985418

Yeah I've always just hurriedly tidied stuff away. The time it happened my friend was also utterly shitfaced too, so I'm 90% sure he didn't noticed the thong I accidentally left out...

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>>679985594
Asperger can sometimes lead to it

>>679985615
Maybe say you had a girl over?

I stole a dollar from the church offering plate when I was younger. Awwww yeah

>>679985765
Well funnily enough I was diagnosed with it. How does being an Aspie lead to that though?

>>679985818
Rebel

I lust over my crush too much that I imagine raping her all the time. Never done anything cause Imma coward and she's a friend

>>679985958
Kek

>>679985810

Hah, they know me well enough to know that wouldn't be true. They know I'm gay, just not that I crossdress.

>>679986107
Interesting.

>>679985999

You know it! Nice trips.

I once killed a guy and buried his body in a shallow grave. His body was later found so i snuck in and carried it to a local sewer drain and hid it there.

I'm in two long distance relationships and I'm secretly in love with a friend of mine in another state

>>679986029
Yeah I've had that before. I've used them to fuel some of the short stories that I write (hobby of mine) and people read them and usually tell me that while disturbing, they were "good reads" and really "shocking in a good way"

>>679984824
Volendam: A town in the Netherlands with a population of roughly 20.000 people, that somehow manages to snort the same amount of cocain annually as Amsterdam.

>>679985958
Thats kinda ironic. But i dont know why. Some murderers killed without any reasons and were diagnosed with aspergers after that.

>>679986340
It got found and you managed to take it? How did you pull that off? And why did you kill the guy?

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I'm a bisexual failed lawyer who's an alcoholic.

I was 11 and she was around 6. I tried to molest her but I was too young and dumb to stick it in.

She is my sister.

>>679986467
I fail to see the irony in that but hey, Aspergers does that to you as well.

>>679984861

Similar case here; was 14 spending the night at a families house, much older cousin was passed out drunk and I spent the entire night doing everything I wanted to her feet, even fucking them and cumming all over her soles.

>>679986625
And she never told?

I hide my depression behind arrogance and pride

>>679986500
A local scout group found it and i lived near the place. They came to my house to tell me to call the cops. I told them to stay there and i would wait for the cops to arrive and just moved it covered the area and told the police that i couldnt find the body.

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>>679986672
kek

>>679986623
Nothing wrong with being bisexual but the failed lawyer bit, can't help you there pal. Soz

>>679986785
faggot

>>679986785
Hey me too.

I hate fucking niggers, due to their constant violent acts. They come into Europe and they destroy the town they see.

>>679986785
Incidentally, a lot of people do that. I do it.

>>679986834
I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!

I NEED T.P. FOR MY BUNGHOLE!

>>679986672
But better dont kill anyone. Do you know your IQ btw?

>>679986772
As far as I know, she hasn't. But I don't particularly want to bring it up.

>>679986410
How are your fantasy over her? Mine's sometimes go over the chart. I know it's not healthy, hope I can stop.

>>679986852

I love being bisexual. I will fuck anything men women and I've been with two traps. I prefer women but blokes are a nice refreshing change. Cummings in pussy and swallowing cum are my thing want to achieve both simultaneously one day.

>>679986943
And you can throw in the rapefugees that you soft bastards bringing into your countries into that mix. Niggers and rapefugees will kill Europe.

>>679984565
When I was really high and sick one time I got an Aboriginal girl to have sex with me, but I didn't even get that far because I got scared of diseases and just came in her hand. She was most disappoint. I left my jizz all over a park bench. It was was not my proudest moment.

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>>679986986

I went to Iraq and didn't see action the entire time. When we got back my unit got disbanded and we all got split up into different units. I got stuck in a shitty unit that I couldn't tolerate any longer so I got myself admitted to a psych ward where I pretended to have severe PTSD. After 3 months inpatient and 2 months of out patient The army gave me 100% disability and an honorable discharge.

>>679987129

Nicely done.

>>679984565
I truly believe that i am the next stage in human evolution. I have never met or heard of anyone who i can honestly say is my equal intellectually. You might know more than me about specific subjects you have spent more time that me in, but if i try to learn anything i learn it. I used to think i was abit crazy but as i get older it gets clearer and clearer. I am correct

I stutter, due to my mom's verbal abuse. I fucking hate her guts!

Told the only human who ever cared about me to kill himself

>>679987095
Go for it. And find something better than law.Or try another aspect within law. Why are you a failed lawyer anyway?

>>679986785
Haha no shit welcome to /b fag

>>679986623
By "failed lawyer" you mean law student who never launched a career, though, right?

>>679986987
My IQ is 123

>>679984565
I like snuff porn, it's my surefire boner

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>>679987115

Fucking hate Muslims even the ones I get on with in work I'd happily see cleansed in a shooting pit to free Europe of them.

>>679984861
That's cute. Nothing wrong with that.

>>6799873487
Do you already achieved something with that?

>>679986623
Nick?

>>679984565
I went to "To Catch A Predator" and raped Chris Hansen

>>679987256
This is also true in sports, i think i could be pro in any sport i wanted to be pro in if i spent the time. I have played a few sports at quiet high levels without much dedication in them. I also did a 10 mile run with 0 training to prove that it is all mental. I do go the gym and swim but yeh. 0 actual training for it, i was on holiday visiting family and they ask me to come watch them do it. So i joined in.

>>679987348
Do you already achieved something with that?

>>679987041
Mine would go from wanting to kill myself for her to wanting to overpower her, rape her brains out, cut her throat while I cum in her, rape her body repeatedly afterward and then delight in the hiding of her body. But these thoughts come and go. Healthy or not, I do something constructive with these thoughts and feelings.

Touched my 11 yo cousin's pussy when she was asleep

I was 15 at that time. Good times

>>679987418
Amen brother.

>>679987218
I wasn't even trying to get money, just buy time away from those idiots. As lie after lie piled up though I had to continue with the story. The discharge and money just came as a byproduct. Not proud of it but life is very comfortable.

>>679987526
Kek

i love mims

I'm a depressed young man in reality who suffers from acne. I have problems socializing and am always on edge.

>>679987615
I'm in a stable job and I'm a young man with the world as my oyster more or less. I just can't figure out what the hell is wrong with me.

I'm addicted to minions

I once let a homeless girl stay at my house for some time. I would get closer to her every day. It ended up with me raping her every night. She wouldn't say a thing and just silently cry while i fucked her. I also fucked her ass and tore it apart.

One day she ran away and she's probably living in the streets now.

I constantly fantasize about swapping bodies with my sister and having her fuck me in her pussy with my own dick

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>>679987299

I work in a department store now. Didn't turn up to my exams. I'm on a zero hour contract being told what to do mostly by retards that get payed double what I do. I have to watch all my friends do really well get married have kids settle down and I'm back living at home. I'm too fucking lazy to get out of my way and I wish I was dead most of the time. Haven't had a proper relationship in two years. Could really do with a good fuck. I wouldn't mind if it was with a girl or hate fucked by a bloke at the minute. Fuck my life.

>>679987891
So you're a 15 year old?

>>679987940
pics or it didn't happen

>>679987891
Roacutane for Acne and gym for socializing brother.

>>679987516

Nope. It's just a very popular sentiment at the moment.

http://shrinkchan.simdif.com an anon literally posted a website specifically for this. Its actually pretty awesome. It's the first ever Psychiatrist Chan. Check it out

>>679988005
If I say my age I'll get banned

>>679984565
My voice smell terrorfing
Quite depression since my girl family doesn't approve of my boot. I salary kill my body

I am purposely sabotaging my exams and papers for university, lengthening my time as a student to avoid becoming an adult with a job and responsibilities.

I'm an alcohol. I rent a room off of my brother. When he saw how many bottles I pulled out of there he looked deeply concerned.

>>679987997
Well you've got to stop being so fucking lazy. It's your only shot at improving your life.

Depression is a lie. Stop being a fucking pussy

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>>679984861

>>679988084
MODS

>>679988069
Where do I get the acne products from? Pharmacy?

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>>679987912
You have aspergers its probably good and bad at the same time but the murder part is really quetionable. For how long do you feel like that?

>>679988005
kek

My aunt is a pill popper, on various meds for emotional/psychological issues and when she's passed out she's pretty much in a coma. I fucked her while passed out more times than I can recall, always making sure I didn't cum inside her unless it was anal.

>>679988165
No it's not you ignorant cunt.

I think I'm in love with my niece. Even though I only see her like once a week. And I think she only likes me because she feels sorry for me

>>679988126

It sucks doesn't it? I have terrible anxiety and depression after I drink and the only way to relieve it is more drink. I have no money and my drinking is getting out of hand.

Im really close with a female cousin and she has a fetish of fingering my ass. I get mad turned on by it but if her parents found out they would kill me.

>>679988084
Grandpa. Your age is fine
4chan is ages

Ages13-80

You're 75. Enjoy your five years

>once i burned a girls hair
>i stole pencils from a bookstore
>i cheated on my gf
>i was born with 6 fingers (really)
>i have fucked 8 hookers
>a neighbor yelled at me for climbing on his tree when i was a child and i cuted that tree one night after many years to get back at him
>i m 25 years old still living with my parents but ok most of my peers are in the same situation
>i tortured animals when i was a kid
>i m an atheist and i try to convice a good friend of mine that god doesnt exist
>i stole my bfs girlfriend and dumped her in 5 months

>>679987636
Dude, I was the same... Once I was high on shroom while fapping to her. I fantasies to rape her, hit her till unconscious and bleeding. And cut her head off while she still passed out, all in front of her family while they tied up. Finished with her head hanging in her father's cock ( his cock inside her neckhole) And cum all over her face. Feeling extremely guilty after that. I'm prepare to never romantically involve with her after that.

But the lust never go away, this feeling of never deserve her overpower me, as she's such a nice girl.

>inb4 betafag

my mom loved my big dick.

>>679988227
Wanted to kill people since I was 10 but for revenge. I only felt this urge to kill for the thrill since I was 17. I'm 22.

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>>679988351
Its more likely stupidity or laziness

I recently realised that I'm afraid of the ocean, which is carried over from my mother's fear of large bodies of water. I always wanted to surf, but without a board I'm a weak swimmer. Turns out I'm a weak swimmer because I'm unconsciously shitting bricks because of someone else's mental conditioning

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>>679988435
You should kill yourself

>>679988435

Did you fuck any of them without a condom? Did they let you kiss them? Did you cum inside?

>>679987256
And what does this remarkable new stage in human evolution spend his or her time doing? Are you curing cancer? Developing a new theory of economics? Or, as I suspect, eating cheetos in your parents' basement?

>>679984565
I pretended to be outraged in a perfect pussy thread earlier...that the 'perfect pussies' posted here always look too young to be legal. Screamed Mods and all that shit. But i was just joking, i love innie pussies too.

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>>679988468
Then killing yourself should be the ultimate rush. But be sure to put up a good fight otherwise the exasporation wont me quite so orgasmic.

>>679988437
I'm different in the sense I would go into a serious relationship with the girl, but I would have to hide everything and not admit anything. Even if I binge drink in front of her.

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>>679988468
my belly butthole is an innie
Do you love it?

>>679988534
i think about it sometimes.
>>679988572
2 hookers tried to kiss me with tongue but i stoped them, why to fuck a hooker with condom are you crazy? i came inside them but with condom .

Yesterday, I gave my lazy bitch of a wife a mocha latte with my jizz in it. Bitch drank the whole thing!

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Previously depressed young man from earlier. My acne...

>>679988435
did you give them 6 fingers?
time stamp of hand
how much time did you get for the pencil shenanigans

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>>679984565
Fuck you japmoot

>>679988655
Thought about that too. Not sure if suicide by cop would be best (you know, hail of bullets seems like a glorious way to go) or jump off a really tall building (a gory ending but the view is great and the rush must be insane).

>>679988663
I wish to have that too. When you meet her, what do you feel anon? Currently on the level to differentiate the 'her' from my fantasy, and real life 'her'. Btw do you post your stories? I'm interested

Just do it

>>679988888
checked and B&

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>>679988795
You should kill yourself by shoving a harpoon up yoir ass

Ya fuckin spear chucker

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>>679988468
For revenge murder you got more time in prison than for a "normal" one but if you really kill sometime someone make sure you wont get catched, kill a hooker in thailand or something or a junkie just some who got more likely no one who cares about him.

>>679988764
WTF?

>>679987705
Just to add to this shit show while I was in the mental hospital i met an attention seeking cutter airforce chick. I had a girlfriend of 9 years that didn't even know i was in the hospital let alone sneaking around with another woman. When i got released to outpatient I bought a car just to keep up the double life. Eventually struck up a third relationship and attempted to maintain them all. I lived with one, and rented out a cheap apartment that I would alternate evenings with my other girlfriends. eventually the gf of 9 years left me because she thought I was too distant and didn't feel loved. I ended up skyping her my completely other apartment and told her where I had actually spending my time. Needless to say That's the biggest regret of my life. I broke it off with one and got engaged to the girl from the mental hospital. Her parents both have horrible back problems and they stayed at our place for a few days when they had vacation. While they were at dinner I stole most of their pain medication and proceeded to get high af. They found out, didn't say anything and left immediately.

>>679988473
I'm not stup'ed

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>>679989013
>WTF
Fuck off newfaggot

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>>679989149
You arent anon

>>679988928
I feel very different around her. It's quite strange. I kind of view hr as different to the girl in my stories. There was a girl that I had similar fantasies about and she was nice but then she became a real bitch and turned on a lot of people including me. Well that fueled my fantasies and made them a lot more extreme. But with this current girl, I try to keep the real her different to the one in my fantasies if that makes any sense. Also no I haven't posted any of my stories online yet. I might.

>>679988082
>asking for personal info
No thx

>>679984565
I've stole money from a person

>>679989181
If I pish rewally hard with my caginis muscles. It begomes an audi

I'm a glutton who failed to serve his country

>>679987940
I prefer brown bread over white but when I'm around others I pretend to hate it.

>>679988893
i had them surgical removed. i have scars to prove it but i wont post fotos i never post fotos on 4chan..
i got in the bookstore with 3 more friends we were 10-11 years old noone was inside, we yelled someone is here? noone responded so we grab as many things we could ,i grabed pensils we runned outside and an old man came after us,he was the store owned but he couldnt catch us.

>>679988888
top guk

I'm 27 and too obsessed about how I look. This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a fat fuck with a rare disease that left scars all over my back (not acne, but huge sores that scarred badly.

I actually started caring in 2010, and started to hit the gym and dump all my bad habits. In good shape now, but left with all the stretch marks and shit that comes with it. Not an excessive amount of skin, but still not "tight" as I would like it to be.

Got a great job, a great house, which I all payed for myself. Because of my anxiety I have taken a 4/10 gf (I actually look pretty good myself) who I'm willing to spend the rest of my life with, because it's a good fuck and I don't want to explain or rather show my body to anyone else. I'm not sure if it's love, even though I tell myself it is.

I have everything going for me, even a big dick, but I feel my fucking scarred upper body ruins a big amount of my life (swimming, tanning, even walking at home without a shirt).

I sometimes say to myself that some people have way worse problems, and would trade in a heartbeat, but I just can't fucking get over it.

No suicide feelings though, and I'm pretty alright with how things go, but I think too much about how much better it could be...

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>>679988888

CHECKED

>>679989324
If you're American then don't worry about it.
>To serve America is to invade and oppress another country.

>>679989181
Either bring something worthwhile here or get the fuck out of here.

>>679988217
Go to a dermatologist and he will surely prescribe isotetrinoin (roaccutane). Time ago I had not-really-too-much acne im the face and back and now i'm almost clear of it.

>>679989264
Agreed, hope I can deal with this shit in time. Have no idea how it would turns out.
I'm honestly interested in your stories. If you don't mine sharing, I'll give you my email

>>679989115
shit got pretty bad and i ended up threatening her with a loaded firearm, after that we broke up and while i was packing my shit i took all of her prized possessions and there them in a bag. drove home high on her medications and went to a whore house in carson city where i was turned away from being too intoxicated. when i got home i tossed out her shit (which had a lot of things from her dead mother)

>>679989463
Well... Fuck me!

>>679989561
Regardless, It's what I was born and raised to do and I've failed

>>679989251
Is he eating an apple or a cherry?

>>679988888
This guy just achieved god form!!!

>>679989713
Stop being depressed you faggot, some of us don't even get dubs.
>>679988888

>>679989787
A damn good strawberry

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>>679988888
Well done!

I killed Robin Williams.

>>679989289
It asks you for an email and a name, you dumb nigger. Don't go bad mouthing shit because your a closeted faggot who touches his dads ass at night

>>679989680
Hey I have no idea how this will turn out either. I would post my stories but I'm very self-critical of my work. A lot of other shit has happened and it will take a long time before any of my stories are ever released or looked at again. Never mind them multitude of stories that I'm yet to finish.

>>679989847
Teach me to not feel depressed?

>>679989708
now i live off my "retirement" under the guise of being a damaged soldier. god bless america

>>679989289
Fuck off nigger! Go to reddit

I want to fuck a random beautiful woman just to try and get her pregnant

>>679988888
OP here. I am honoured to see something so amazing on my thread.

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>>679989289
Do you have mild down syndrome?

>>679989430
Fuck me. Get the fuck over yourself. Just tell people you were a navy seal and those scars are from shrapnel. You protected a small child from that explosion, right?

I fucked my gfs best friends mouth while they both were passed out drunk

>>679990044
I see, I'm not too good at writing myself. My 'release' is to make a crappy shop of the girls.
Thank you for sharing anyway anon, make me glad there's someone I could talk to

>>679989430
It's a shame about the last part. I think you should kill yourself, just to be on the safe side.

>>679989910
Mmmmm. Would you feed me strawberries and whipped cream. Slowly and seductively place them in my mouth.
No homo

>>679986791

Thank you for the information, we'll be in touch.

>>679990385
All good. I've shown some of my stories to some people that are close enough and they like it. But even that feels weird to me. Not only that but a friend of mine who was someone I looked up to with story writing passed away recently. I feel insanely empty and almost like I can't go on just yet with the loss of my mentor.

>>679984565
>>>679988082
>>asking for personal info

Dude it asks for an email and a name not "personal info" stuff like that confuses people and makes dumb anons like you think its a scam. I don't fucking care what your name is and I need the email to reply to you fuckstain.I'm not a nigger that wants your credit card info. I simply need a way to respond to my clients ,dipshit! you're clearly the product of many proud generations of inbreeding.

>>679986623
I don't remember posting this.

>>679988125
you're well on your way to being a 40 year old manchild wizard

>>679990732
Words of wisdom.

>>679988084
I will be 18 in 1 second

everyone thinks I'm straight

Just get over with it and kill yourself...

>>679990874
Your not...?

>>679990609
That's hard man...to loose someone that can understand you! me myself never have a guts to show my work to anyone I know. You can share me summary of your story that you deemed 'the worst'. Since I never met anyone who had similar fantasy to talk to.

>>679991142
my not

>>679990732
this

also: homeless and unemployable, therefore entirely worthless

I'm 12 year old. Haha YOLO VapeFag swagtard

>>679991251
Oh my fucking god kill yourself!

I've been jerking off to traps for the last month or so

>>679990842
congratulations

pity you live in the stinking armpit of the world

>>679990874
You're on 4chan, everyone assumes you're gay.

I got into a relationship with a girl i do not love

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>>679984565
I used to jack it to fuckin poines

>>679991545
same here, Not even sexually attracted her, she's like a roommate

>>679991545
I do forgive you, sinner.

>>679984694
Same sometimes I buy stupid shit like fancy decorations for my home just in case anyone comes over and sees it they will think I'm a better person than I really am

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>>679991456
Me to. I'm 18 and I started becoming fully interested in traps over the last three weeks. Pic below started it off full throttle. Pic very very related

I once masturbated with a piece of turd my sister left in the toilet when it wasn't flushing properly

I can't remember a time when I didn't want to kill people. I love killing animals and watching gore threads. I idolize Ted Bundy and Richard Ramirez. I've always wanted to stab someone to death or strangle someone or just plain beat them to death with my bare hands.

>>679991907
it's ok, you won't be 12 forever

>>679991768
There's this one webm I use all the time, haven't really watched anything straight in a while /b/ro

>>679991483
Lol. Does that mean "america"

>>679991156
A summary of one of my worst ones would e about a shy, awkward nerdy kind of guy who has had a crush on a girl since 8th grade, is friends with her boyfriend who treats her like shit and constantly breaks up with her. Fast forward to the prom, he tries to tell her he likes her there, chickens out. Goes to the afterparty, gets smashed and tells her there only to get laughed at by her and her friends. She goes back to the shitty boyfriend and he basically kidnaps the girl, the "boyfriend" and every girl that made fun of him that night, sets the boyfriend on fire, rapes them individually as they all watch and then kills them all. Except the girl he likes. She dies eventually after suffering so much.

>>679992010
is it midnight in america now?

I don't particularly like black people

I have no interest in consensual sex. If I'm not making my girl role play a rape fantasy then I'm imagining raping her while we're having regular sex. If I'm not fapping to rape porn or stories then I'm imagining raping the actress.

I go to rape survivor websites/message and fap to their stories. It makes it so much hotter to know they are probably breaking down posting them and I'm fapping.

If I see a hot girl in public, or at work, or on TV, or whatever I don't look at them and think I want to fuck her. I look at them and think I want to rape and sexually torture them.

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>>679984565
I'm a cunt to my ex because I still have feelings for her.

>>679992153
Yes.

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>>679992002
Why is that dude. Like I don't think I'm gay. I like traps hot traps and I could fuck a really cute (barely legal looking) twink definitely. But I wouldn't be the submissive one. What's wrong with me?

>>679992295
That's normal.

While driving past some kind of pasture or grazing land for cattle i rolled down the window and unloaded and entire mag from my pistol in them. I think I killed a couple

I keep wanting to cut my penis off

>>679992239
Welcome to the club

>>679992068
Good start. How did the girl suffer? I really enjoy this

>>679992379
>america

I've jerked that much over Maddie Ziegler and Jojo Siwa that I caused my dick to bleed. And I'm 21.

>>679992334
I much prefer females but I just love trap porn/pictures

I regularly beat off to news reports about cute young schoolgirls getting abducted and raped

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I fucked up and had a kid with a crazy chick from west virginia. I hate that place. They wont let me even see my kid.
Now i make memes about the state.

I tricked a homeless person into thinking he was getting more money.
>pull out 5 bill, wrong one
>pull out 10 bill, wrong one
>pull out 20 bill, wrong again
>give him pennies

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after all this time I still want to fuck Ron Weasley in the anus while his sister watches and urinates in his face and calls him a little ginger faggot

>>679992649
I know someone who just buys them a copy of the local jobs paper

>>679992649
/thread

>>679991609
Damn man....

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>>679987256
Wow, aren't you special. Nice one buddy.

>>679992819
He was furious because he wanted enough to go to the barbecue place instead of the McDonald's across the street. It was a great way to ruin a nignogs day.

>>679987276
Did he do it?

i wanna anal all the hot chicks in my
shool sooooo fucking hard!!

>>679992427
Well while he tried to get her into the car, he hit her on the head which caused issues for her to stay conscious, there is the psychological trauma from watching her "boyfriend" burn alive, then watching her friends get raped and their throats cut one by one (there's 4 of them). Then she gets raped vaginally and anally several times. Then she's forced at knifepoint to suck him off, one time she bites his dick so he stabs her shoulder. He beats her repeatedly for all the times she walked allover him and for laughing at him at the after party. The last beating he deals because she says that she never loved him, the beating is so severe that she coughs up more blood than usual,so he goes out (the place is in the woods by the way) to get some medical supplies, he comes back, she's freed herself but only makes it a few feet to the front door. He rapes her corpse and then buries all the bodies in the ditch. Unlike her friends (who only suffer a few hours), her suffering goes for 3 days.

>>679993126
woop dee doo

I'm gay

>>679992649
kek

When I was 13 I gave a homeless woman a cigarette to suck me off and never gave her the cigarette. I smoked crack with my dad and his girlfriend at 15 and smelled her old panties a lot. I fucked a 14 year old black girl outside at a park because I was on ambien and was horny. I stole a tablet from a 4 year old black kid and sold it for $15 worth of weed. Side I could go on and on. Oglh and I was born in 1997. I'm 19

>>679993072
no he didn't you moron, he wanted money for crack

I am super obsessed with anally fucking women. So much so I don't think I would cum from vaginal sex.

From ages 19-23 or so I was kind of scared of vag. I thought it would really hurt them if I fuckes em there

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when i was a kid i used to rub dicks with my neighbour who was a bit older than me, we did this like everyday for a whole summer.

i found out a few years ago that he was charged for murder, weird

My gf lied to me saying that she had cancer so i didn't dump her now she tells me she doesnt know if she would be able to stay with me because i sometimes lie in little shits to avoid conflicts and thats manipulative

>>679984565
I think tits
http://www.streamboobs.com/allissonhotbb/

>be last week
>be in the sack with a 6.5/10 chick
>she's not doing it for me
>fantasize that she's my sister
>oh my boners
>aggressive imaginary sister fucking
>came buckets
>she said she wouldn't be walking right for a week

not really relevant to the thread but fuck y'all

>>679993339
Clearly you've never seen a nigger when they smell barbecue. You have a lot to learn about our monkey neighbors newfriend.

>>679992752
the fuck is wrong with you

i really want to rape my hot best friend.

>>679993178
Mind if I saved this man? You just got a fan. I like how you add psychological torture into the story.
You go to 4 chan a lot?

Here's my email in case you want to share some since the thread is close to limit.

[email protected]

I would love to hear more of your stories. I can make a shop of your fantasies (totally private),
Tho the quality's won't be so good, since I'm new, still I'll try my best

>>679984565
I get sexual pleasure from starting fires

>>679984694
How old? I used to be like that when I was younger and insecure. Once I hit about 24 I realized it wasn't helping my life.

Now I look like a hibo but actually feel way better about myself. Like dany devito in always sunny.

My mom thinks im severely depressed and in denial but I feel like a took a 12lbs shit.