>>679980317
SICK TITS UR A FUKN VIRGIN THO OP

I'm a virgin

One thing they never learn you is that you cant stick your dick right in, fucking porn.

this is my post, you decide

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I'm not a virgin

Everyone is a virgin except me.

i have the sex all the time.
with women

>>679980379
virgin
>>679980419
virgin
>>679980427
virgin
>>679980444
virgin
>>679980445
absolutely not a virgin
>>679980456
virgin
>>679980463
virgin
>>679980495
virgin
>>679980878
virgin
>>679980317
lost his butt virginity a long time ago already

>>679980444
Trips check, vagoo destroyer

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>>679980878
What the actual FUCK ?

>>679980878
what the fucking fuck, did i just see?
is there moar?

>>679980317
these are the best titts I saw in my whole life

i'm a virgin

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>>679980317

Thank you

>>679980878

Either caused by an accident or she's one of those self-mutilators that go into the extreme.
I'd go with the first one

>>679981021
i saved the pic when i saw it got deleted, i can repost it if interest, but that is the most interesting thing and at the same time the most disgusting freaky shit i have seen, and i have seen a lot of gore before but FUCK ME

>>679980317
virgin here

>>679980445
Not working

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Check these and we'll see who's a faggot

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What can we all tell about this girl? ./VirginTest

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>>679981131
Virgin

>>679980928
Virgin

>>679980317
i have sexed before with humans

>>679981213
well at least you're not a virgin

>>679981203
missed it. repost

>>679981021
>>679981070
>>679981182

>here it is, saved it because that was fucked up shit

>>679981297
She's naked!

Squirting is just girls peeing icky

>>679981297
Half of her vag is looking out of her body

penis in vagina XDDDDDDDDDDD

>>679981439
any medfag that can explain this?

>>679981340
confirmed alien

>>679981366
it's still there
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1460983443248.png

>>679981439
that wasnt it

>>679980317
I've fucked hundreds of bitches

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>>679981340
I know, i was watching

>>679981439
Wtf ! Source or story ?

>>679980317
Lubes change nothing

I eat cereal and watch Saturday morning cartoons

>>679981470
Necrosis.

>>679981628
pussy destroyer

>>679981297
beef curtains

I like bush

>>679981439

Looks like necrotising faciitus

>>679980317
Man, wish I could suck the lady cum outta those beautiful lady tits if you know what I mean?

>>679981580
>>679981439

Reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM6v-43-1PU

I only seem to fuck fat wilderbeasts

Anyone who says they don't want to be a virgin
Just go fuck a fat slut,

I used to like small tits but there older I get the more I have a mommy complex and want some big titties.

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>>679980317
I´m not a virgin

>>679981470
Skin reduction surgery and busted stitches?

>>679981297
a baby's been outta that

>>679981784
Don't do it. I regret fuckng some semi fat random. Not worth it

>>679981580
no idea i wanna know to, some fag anon posted it here in this thread so i saved it when i noticed he deleted it since i had the thing loaded

>>679980317
nigger

>>679980317

Itty bitty baby

>>679981755
In straight lines?

posting to see what betas on 4chan think about me

>>679981439
fascies necroticans

>>679980317
that's one big bag of sand

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>>679980317
ITT: Virgins trying to act like they're virgins to make people think they aren't, when they really are beta virgins

>>679981966

Yeah it's odd, could be a botched surgery which led to the necrosis.

>>679981876
But every time I hear a beta fag saying they are a Virgin

It's not that hard,
even if you look like shrek,

>>679982082
biggest virgin of all detected

>>679982082
frustrated virgin

Not gonna lie. Virgin as fucked

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>>679981774
I wonder what these people are thinking. Hey, my arm is rotting of, i better take more of the shit thats causing it.... I better hope the genitals rot of first so that they can`t reproduce.

>>679981470
Not med but it looks like one of those drastic liposuction procedures (where they cut off the excess skin) and they took the stitches out too early.

>>679982142
Where do I meet chubby chicks though?

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>>679980317
guys im not a virgin just thought id post here and say im not a virgin cause i love fukkin my gf daily shes the same age as me (18 btw) and we have sex all the time and in the shower sometimes but she doesnt like cum and shampoo in her eyes all the time so we dont do it that much but i bet you guys are r8 jealous or me now hahahaha pic ralated my gf

>>679982277
at the bar. the ones on tumblr are worse and would only date fit men believe or not lol.

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>>679980317
I have not had sex except for the many times I've had sex.

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Tell me senpai, am i a virgin?

olive oil is shit lube

Sex isn't as great as you think it is

>>679982230

They are poor, desperate and the only way to stop the pain is to take more.

It's just a constant cicle.

>>679981297
She's lost weight

>>679982158
>>679982176
K virgins, I bet you guys would try to put ur dick down her clit fkin inbreads

>>679980317
my first and only "lay" was a potato of a girl, she wouldn't do anything, just laid there and let me fuck her, asked when i was gona cum, and that was it

tried other positions but she didn't seem eager

she was a bit crazy though, spread rumors to my friends whenever we had an argument

>>679982525
Well, at least the problem is going to solve itself.

>>679982684

Yup

Non-Virgin here

This >>679982504 is the only thing that sounds right in this thread

Also if you ever wanted to know what pussy smells like, lick your hand and sniff

>>679982277
School,
McDonald's
Shopping malls,

>Just bump into a fat chick
>Wait for her to say sorry

>Strike conversation
>Make sure you don't Pussy out
>make the move in the first 4 sentences
>Ask her to get food

>Fat fucks love food
>Get food
>Eat

>Make her eat your dick

My son is older than 4chan.

>>679980317

>plot twist
Every faggot here is a virgin.

>>679982082
virginia virginiaiaaaa!!!!!!

>>679982780
moots dad detected

>>679981470
excess skin removal, looks like the incision point became badly infected and necrosis set in.

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>>679982752
>Also if you ever wanted to know what pussy smells like, lick your hand and sniff

Virgin

>>679980317
I'm not a virgin. Not great at sex. But not a virgin.

First time I had sex I didn't know the hole in the vagina was at the bottom so I spent a good 2 minutes trying to ram my diamonds dick into her clit it was hurting me but I kept on trying. She ended up crying and eventually put it in for me

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>>679980317

>>679982914
That sounds about right.

>>679982928
Hey man, ur not alone, same here

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>>679980317
Normie here.

Sauce OP?

>>679983116
>virgin
doesnt know how to backwards image search

my dick barely fit in my gfs clit so i had to make it fit and then i came on her face and she came

>>679981297
I can tell she is not fuckable. What I cant tell is what kind of disease ridden monstrosity she is.

>>679980445

Tried it

relaised it only made me look like a sucked dick

>>679980317
The vaginal opening is placed lower on the vagina than what you'd expect

>>679983209
How2backwardsimagesearch?

>>679982230
brain damage much?

>>679982752
I'd say pulling back your foreskin and smelling the head of your dick is closer to what it smells like. It's somewhere between that and an armpit.

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You guys are obvioisly virgins if you get hard from those cows you post that you call women

>>679981297
standard looking girlfriend material. I would hit it.

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Haven't had sex in a few months. I start to miss it, then watch some porn and I'm fine.

>>679980317
I am 25 fat and a virgin

>>679983606
goddamnit. thanks allot.

>>679983563
How's that virginity treating you?

>>679983242
Ding Ding Ding

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I'm 30, I'm fat, I live with my mom, I don't have a job, I have a legit neckbeard, I have bad skin, and I have a history of drug abuse and alcoholism. Yet, I have had sex on at least a weekly basis since the age of 14.

>>679984275
with your hand?

>>679980928
cringe virgin

>>679984275
Well, yeah, mostly my hand, but I usually don't call that sex.

>>679984530
>>679984416

do I count as a virgin, if all sex i have had was when my uncle abused me at 5?

>>679984647
Still sex. You're not a virgin. Congrats dude!

>>679984089
I'm not faggot

>>679980317
Bub

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Am i a virgin?
Pic is my crush

>>679981876
Then ur a fag m8

>>679984834

a crush is a dead giveaway for virgin

>>679984834
Virgin

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this 'woman' is revolting

>>679980317
i'm not a virgin, but the only sex I get is my weekly escort from backpage.


I've had more sex in the last 3 months than the last 8 years of my life

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She makes me cum buckets

>>679984834
Using the word "crush" unironically is the sign of a virgin.

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>>679984718

Yay

>>679985179
once then.

>>679985187

>cumming in buckets

Confirmed virgin

>>679984647
Slut!

>>679985289
>yay
110% virgin

>>679980317
Booooooobieeeeees!
*Drooool*

I've never had sex before.

>>679985321
nevermind it was more like 12 years.


I met this girl online and she was a little on the young side. I drove about 3 hours every weekend to fuck her sweet pussy. Since then came a 12 year long stint of nothing.

>>679980317
Shower / bathtub sex is extremely awkward because water is basically anti lube.

Pubic hair doesn't really matter unless she's got stubble (god damned sandpaper landing pad), or you're going down on her (pubic floss).

Wrists, neck, inner thigh, breasts, butt, vag, lips. Plus additional fetish areas. The more you do at once, the better. Build up & experiment.

Question:
I find it easiest to cum doing it from behind. If I'm having trouble finishing this is my best bet. Curious if that's just me or if it's most everyone?

What is it the?

>>679985435 or >>679985527 ??????

>>679985621
kek

>>679980317
But i'm actually not a virgin.

im a virgin

You know how after you have sex with a girl your hands smell like.....wet dog? Or something dog.

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>>679980317
I've never not had sex.

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>>679985260 >>679985289 >>679985289
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>>679985483
>>679985527
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>>679985621
>>679985628
>>679985670
>>679985703

SPOTTED THE VIRGIN

>>679986166
Checked

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>>679986000
This man is a poon hound.

I love blowjs way more thab sexy sex.

>>679986166

no u

>>679986000
>Checked.exe

I've done the sex. Am not virgin of now.

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lol i lose mi Virginiti when i was liek twelve Xddd

>>679986071
Meth

>>679980317
m'lady your breasts are hanging out.

Clean pussy is best pussy, hairy pussy is fucking not eating pussy and a shaved pussy can put you in prison, check their rings faggots not 18 not for me.
>TL;DR Underage pussy is 25-life

>>679980317
OP has virgin written all over him

>>679986417
cannot dispute this

>>679981784


Don't do that. I did that, was not worth. Literally disgusted when she left, horrible experience.

I'm 99% sure the woman I slept with to lose my virginity had just showered, and put on old panties, or she was so fucking fat that she somehow managed to sweat between taking a shower and 10 minutes later and coming over. Her hair was sticking everywhere, it was truly disgusting. I couldn't even get hard it was so bad. The smell is what fucks with me too, he panties were fucking slimy, like hadn't been washed in months type slimy.

I consider never having sex again because of the experience. I'm too young to have sex with women, at 24. Probably ever, just makes me sick after that experience. I still lust, but the thought of a woman next to me grosses me the fuck out.

>>679986555
trips fag

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>>679986517
Not even once.

>>679985621
Virgin
>>679985948
Virgin
>>679986166
Virgin
>>679986285
Virgin
>>679986406
Virgin
>>679986417
Virgin

>>679986813
I know the feel.
Just find a girl that isnt fat and shaves her pussy. I cant stand even a little hair.

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>OPCan'tStopSuckingDick

ay bby gimmi dat puss puss

>>679980317
I've never even seen a real boob

>>679985670
Don't forget arms, same as thighs.

For arms, armpit to center between armpit and elbow are hot spots. Benefit of licking there is you can reach of rub her breasts, while doing it. You are right, always try and incorporate as many 'spots' as you can.

my first time was with a fat mexican girl i met online named julie back in the dialup days when I was 18. We met on a teen forum that i became a member of when I signed up for hotmail.
We went to the local park for a private place to fuck and it was like 5 in the morning or so and some ducks ended up quacking and walking by as we fucked.
She used to wear duck panties sometimes and we would laugh about it.
She ended up with boarderline personality disorder and bi polar. The insanity got to me and I abandoned her.
years later she found me on facebook and is married and in another state now but I pretended I didn't know her.

dickballs

boobs feels like sandbags

>>679987146

Wasn't just her pussy, her hair on her head was sticky as fuck.

So much I learned though...

- Never fuck her at your apartment
Reason: You can't leave when it's over. You are stuck.

- Always wear a condom and one you bought.
Reason: Bitches lie.

- Even if you are civil in breaking contact, she won't be - Save texts.
Reason: I ain't catching no fake charge over some pissed off cunt.

- Make sure your hot water is working before hooking up
Reason: Life sucks when you feel dirty and can't take a shower because heater is on the fritz. Sat for 2 days with her fat saliva on my cock.

- bring home the one you want to bang, no settling.
Reason: Fuck fucking just to fuck. You will hate yourself if you are not attracted to her.

- Continue to be upfront about just wanting sex - no relationship (For some reason every woman agrees to this, and promptly ignores this after I go down on them. Fucking idiots, stick to the rules or I immediately ask you to leave)

>>679981105
murder will take place unless moar

I've never had sex but got a bj from a hooker in RLD

Let's be honest, if you're a /b/tard, you're a fuckin virgin, simple as that.

>>679980317
I'm a 28 year old kissless virgin

>>679987193
I know those tits are fake and she's a whore to get all my money

It feels like a bag of sand

>>679986417
but as of now you are 11? and a timetraveler?

Why does that even matter?

>>679988771
heh, Spotted!

>>679980317
I'm in a happy 3 year relationship with a pony tulpa.

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>>679989112
you got it bro.
you got it.

sex is overrated

>>679989360
True, we fuck every second day

Vagina4life

>>679980317

last two digits is the number of girls I had

>>679989744
Definitely not a virgin, look at those dubs

not virgin

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>>679980317
:)

>>679980317
Some nice bags of sand there.

>>679980317

Mmmm Imma lick those bags of sand...

>>679980317
Nice rack

>>679986890
>bort
kek

>>679980317
doggo doggo doggo

>>679980317

ok, so i'm postin.

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>>679980317
>>be me age 24
>>wife screams from toilet
>>I go running wtf.jpeg
>>wife is 6 weeks pregnant
>>blood on the toilet already, mom's spaghetti
>>we're nervous go cry together in each other's arms
>>go to room and try to comfort her
>>we both knew.jpeg
>>we eventually decide to clean up as much as possible
>>3 days later ...come home from work
>>wife still bleeding
>>go to look myself and her pussy smells like death / fish
>>she looks at me worried
>>being around her pussy and making her feel better turns us on
>>we put down a black Husky contractor bag on the bed
>>begin to fuck her doggy over the bag
>>blood clots starts flying out as I pump faster
>>feelsgood.jpeg
>>all the while i'm really trying hard to concentrate
>>too much fish smell and rotting blood man
>>fuckingstinks bad...but must come ...it's great lube though
>>finally cum inside her and pull out
>>big blood clot stuck to my dick head
>>clots all over the bag and the fucking whole house stinks
>>she looks back to see if i actually came
>>i'm starting to make nausea face
>>she begins to cry and lay there on the bag
>>on top of blood and fish smell ...did i mention that she
>>was a squirter ? ...laying on her piss as well
>>be me 5 mins later ...sitting on the floor of our
>>stand up shower ....drink a beer and not giving a shit after what i just did
>>yea i fucked the unborn fetus of my child right out of my wife's stank pussy

What am I /b/ ?

Married 7 years, sex every week or so, like rabbits at first but then you settle into a rhythm. When its available all the time you just think "can do that later.. drink beer first", still regularly have weeks where we go a little sex mad and also have a thing for fucking in fitting rooms and disabled toilets (public but safe)

Sauce?

I was a sex

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>>679991158
dude
def no vaggen

>>679988182
Easy there sperglord, also
>not showering with cold water
Fuck off, dyke

>>679991158
oh snap, i'm def screencappin that ass !

>>679991158
you skip all lvls and go straight to wizard

>>679991158
JESUS FUCKING HELLUVAWANK CHRIST !!!

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>>679991158
finally fitting for this meme

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>>679991158
holy shit !

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>>679991158
this guy ....this fucking guy

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>>679980317

rate me

I am virgin

>>679991785
thanks paladin
My journey was wrought with pain

>>679992451
hah i like that one

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>>679980317

>>679991596
save it for a YLYL thread i guess

Let /b decide.

>>679980317
so i lose my virginity once my penis enters a vagina right? thats the name of the game?

well i did. it lasted for about 20 seconds. then i got soft again, and waited till she left so i can masturbate

>>679992488
dubs decides virgin

>>679992929
found the virgin

how do i know?

as a young man i used a similar cover story until i actually lost it in my early 20's lol

Let me guess you were drunk too and barley remember it? got to add the embellishments to avoid the questions :P

ok lets see it.
I wil just say: gg guys
>99.9 % of posters in this thread are virgin kisless wizard fags

I'm a 35 year old wizard.

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Hello, I'm moot!

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>>679993633
wizard detected

>>679993519
uhh... no. you sound so fucking beta.

>>679993832
gotcha ;)

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>>679993795

>>679993795
technically he announced himself

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>>679994053

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am i?

>>679986166
Tryhard

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Am I a virgin /b?

>>679981299
like you ever saw real titts as good as that one
in fact you just confessed that you never saw real uneven ugly titts like 90% of girls have

>>679991158
i thought i liked fucking

you have my respect, brah

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How can i be virgin with theese kick ass dubs?

my penis has a metal barbell in it. Currently at a 6 gauge

>>679980317
Most cunts smell bad and it makes me sad

>>679980317
All the basement dwellers on this site are virgins...

>>679991158
Hot and defenetly not a virgin

>>679994809
Except for traps

Lets see lads

>>679980317
Looks familiar

I aM A vIRgIn

>>679980317
Wtf am I supposed to type in this stupid thread, I'll just roll for digits

>>679996058
reroll

>>679996153
fuck me

>>679981297
She talks too much.

When i hwas in highschool i went through an extra douchey part of life and got with a lot of girls

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>>679986890

i sex many times a week

>>679996058
virgin

where babies come from

what is a fergyn

>>679994194
>>679994211
If you have to ask...

>>679980419
Most likely a pussy master