Fuck off i'll shank ya cunt

>>679979179
trying to get a root on tinder but not having much luck. any tips pls lads. what do i talk to these gangas about

>>679979179
pic isnt upside down.

not a real aussie faggot

Australia is full of racists

>>679979179
cringe

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le bump

>>679979308
Fuck off cunt, i hope you get shanked by an abo

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>>679979308
k

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>>679979179
ITT: whats our pets?
mine is bird eating tarantula (queensland one) as well as chickens

>>679979179
What's on my mind?

1. Where is all the Aussie porn?

>>679979319
you are cringing at 'young and meme', probably.
I dig it.
Still... show us yer fanny.

>>679979445
Kangaroos fuck up ur dick, dont try it
> it's all Aussie

>>679979392
Why don't you be men and just admit that you're racist cunts

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>>679979420
i have a wild abo

>>679979308
Fuck off cunt, atleast our country isn't full of fuck nuts with their heads up their own asses.

>>679979506
Animals aren't a race

>>679979179
Hope you faggots enjoy getting dicked by your isp's

>>679979568
This

>>679979480
Mate, I fucken love memes but they way OP used it felt like a 12 year old maymay loving nerd was trying to be hip.

>>679979526
whaddaya feed him? metho spirits and petrol or something?

>>679979581
How's it feel that to live in fear of being shot every day and not be able to go to the doctors for free?

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>>679979506
Fuck off, no shit dickhead.
Abbadiginals dont deserve rights

Oi cunt I don't like the cut of your jib

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Why use a fleshlight when you have a dog and some peanut butter?

>>679979445

Illegal to film it in Aus.

>>679979568
Cheers for proving my point

>>679979179
4280

huehuehue

>>679979420
I have a tarantula but its dead and in a box.

>>679979679
kek

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>>679979581
ya wot, m8?

>>679979679
such a sad story

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>>679979641
i feed him grass, like an animal he is

>>679979506
Usually when people win a fight with someone the losers don't get free shit and demand money. The coons do that and get away with it. No shit we're gonna be racist cunts to those fuckers. Plus they don't do anything other than sniff petrol and talk shit

I'm an Ausfag and I can say without any remorse that I did NOT vote for Tony Abbot. Fuck Australia. We should be ashamed of our faggotry. What ever happened to TISM. TISM TISM TISM TISM.

>>679979260
Have all the photos filled up. One a close up with you smiling. Another 3 or so doing adventure shit, another at the beach and one with a dog. The dog is a key factor! Just say a quick rhing about yourself and add some funny shit in, steal funny quote or some thing of the net. Now when you chat always and i mean always say something funny about a photo or what she has written about. Never complain never ask for tit pics. You need to make them laugh and feel secure. I get about 50 swipes a night and line up a couple of dates each weekend but i honestly find all of them cock tease then you fuck them then they think you are in a relationship lol. Nope

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>>679979674
>Just like you and me

>>679979674
Fuck off cunt, try living with coons for a day then you'll know they are sub-human and why we treat them that way

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You guys make pretty good soda for a prison island.

>>679979764
Admitting you're a racist is admitting you're a scumbag. How does it feel to know your parents did a bad job

>>679979765
m8 tony abbot was just eating onions

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>>679979679
>a tarantula but its dead and in a box.
Kappa
>>679979665
> 665

>>679979668
That is a lie there are porn olaces but you got to pay for it. Australians are cheap cunts

>>679979445
Girls out West

>>679979765
>I'm an Ausfag and I can say without any remorse that I did NOT vote for Tony Abbot.

based tony's way better than the literal jew we have running the country now

What happened to TISM>>679979924
I drink too much and live off Centerlink because TISM

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>>679979720
>>679979744
It's in my cupboard so whenever I got to get out clothes, I see it and nearly shit myself.

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>>679979603
>hip
>12 yo
>OP's "meme"
>I fucken love memes

Think you are a bit conflicted and confused my youngish brethren.

>>679979924
>>>>>>>>>>>>too much time eating onions not enough time spending fixing straya

>>679979914
I only hate coons. Fuck off faggot, try living with the shit cunts. They expect everything for free and make us thank them for the land we live on. They are all sub human shitters who don't deserve jack shit. Fuck you PC cunt. Kill yourself

>>679979308
Australia is actually one of the least racist countries. The Asian countries are by far the worst.

>>679979665
Crunchy or smooth, tho?

>>679980080
Abos and Coons should get shanked by all the alpha eshays

>>679980046
set it on fire. thats also a pretty fucking nice spider btw

TISM!

>>679979912
Bundy a shit

>>679979912
>soda

>>679980021
One step closer to Austra-Israelia, I can't wait!

>>679979392
>>679979396
>>679979540
>>679980106

The irony is that we are actually far less racist than the USA

TISM TISM TISM TISM TISM

>>679980106
that because they all look the same so if they insult one another they are just insulting themselves

>>679980154
Fuck em, we should "steal" their generation again.

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>>679979308

>>679979674
kek dumb faggot pom

>>679980193
Oh no, a different word for the same thing!
>crikey

>>679980064
I'm not young at all, my chum.

You don't have to be young to like memes (obviously only ironic memes, I'm not autistic).

>>679979765
I haven't voted since Howard got elected and did the GST anyway, after saying never have a GST.
Cunts keep trying to make me register, shoving their yellow pamphlets under my door with all those threats of fines and shit, nope, get fucked, i'll go to fucking jail before I pay any fucking non voting fine.
there I was all fired up to become a political prisoner for defying the compulsory voting, only the cunts have done nothing, 16 years and not a fucking sausage, oh well, still not gonna vote though.

>>679980216
> far less
too many blacks there
>>679980235
> 'steal'
Kill cunt

>>679980307
soda sounds gay as fuck

>>679980307
>cooeeee

>>679980102
Noice

>>679980106
I'm sure there are places with more extreme racism then here. But it's the fact that your everyday average Aussie is probably a racist that's the fucked up part

>>679980224
i meant
> >>679980378

>>679980374
You don't pay the non-voting fine? How? Don't they like track you down or some shit?

>>679980453
We've got abos and alpha eshays, what else do we do

>>679980458
Yeh, same shit. We take the kids, tell them they are going for a better life and kill them all

>>679980453
Says the American

>>679980307
>>679980385
Soda is a middle aged American mother word.

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what do you cunts think about malcy forcing this election?

>>679980550
Let's fucking go cunt
u in SE QLD?

>>679980574
America is shit

>>679980592
Nah man, VIC. We should petition this shit and make it seem like we are helping them

>>679980574
In the US, the elder typically call it pop

>>679980046
I had one like that, but i had it in storage for a while and some cocksucker ants ate it

Cunt.

Bunch of abo cunts went near my front fence today, lobbed a bunch of horse Shit at them.
Grubs started telling me I'm on their land and their cousins will bash me. Top kek.

K E V I N O H S E V E N

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>>679980592
i live next to u cunt

>>679980606
Everything is shit when compared to Australia.

>>679980661
top kek confirmed

>>679980643
Shit dog, change.org it?
>>679980661
Fuck that

>>679979308
Fuck off, I'm not racist, but how are we going to get the gooks out of this country?

>>679980661
Doing gods work anon.

Do you guys remember when they tried to claim the Opera house because some elder died on the land even though its on water?

>>679980592
I am
What you rallying against?

>>679980489
they haven't done a thing
probably cost them more to enforce that shit than its worth

>>679980649
Mine's got a little mothball in the box so I needn't worry about ants. Ants are just fucking cancer though amirite?

>>679980742
Rather replace all the coons with gooks. At least gooks work

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>>679980666
nice trips
Fuck u better not be Alpha Fag that goes to a certain school

>>679980758
Alpha Abo

>>679980693
How do you guys keep yourselves from falling into space?
I heard a guy say it was harnessed but that doesn't make sense to me.

yeah nah scarnon cunts

>>679980955
> nice dubs
Idk cunt, the australian public education system actually teaches you this

>>679980793
Fuckin little cunts aye? Had him for 15 years or so, the mothball shriveled up or fell out or something. Fuckin freaked out when i opened the box and the frame was empty. Dont want one those fuckers loose in my house.

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3844 here.

Thinking of quitting my job and joining the ADF.

Cant decide if I should do some full metal jacket shit like the commandos or become an MP and spend my days covering up rape.

>>679980592
>SE QLD
Fuck off you cunt I'll shank you

>>679981085
just rape the abos tbh

Best way to pick up Aussie chicks?

>>679980218
We heard ya the first time ya shitposting cunt.

>>679981036
I just don't get how someone living on the bottom of the planet wouldn't fly into the Sun or something.

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>>679979445
This is Angela White , probably our best porn export.
I am so proud when I see her taking loads like a champ

>>679981127
cum nere me, i'll fuk u up. U cunt even sie me bcs of ur shittie fukinn bukit hat

>>679981206
goon bag and a happy meal

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>>679981228
> bottom
top kek we're always on top

>>679981206
Have a dick and stand in front of her long enough.

>>679981158
What if they bite off ya dick, then what?

>>679980661
>be fencing a horse property in sequeensland
>have smoko beside this weird as fuck boulder
>too many eps of timeteam on channel 2
>start doing archaeology
>find an ancient aboriginal shellfish eating/gathering site
>tell boss
>boss rings land owner
>land owner gives us all a carton of vb to keep it quiet
>next day crater where boulder was
>land grabs mean they lose more history than anyone will ever know
>greedy cunts

>>679981337
This. Being as we experience days before countries in the Norther hemisphere just solidifies the already true claims that Australia is the greatest country in the world.

>>679980587
Hes a shit cunt.

Any fellow Tasmanian's?

>>679981455
> nice dubs
Stealing from their own species!11!!

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>>679981437
kill em, what else ya gonna do with an abo

>>679981553
Hey cuz, how's auntie georgie doin?

>>679981548
But you go to bed so early.

Post one abbo female that is attractive

>>679981548
+10 hours m8

>>679981674
none

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>>679979308
Aussie here, can confirm. We're all racist shits

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>>679981437
>Aboriginals with teeth

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>>679981674

>>679981674
Would Jessica Mauboy count?

>>679981762
Feisty cunts use shanks

>>679981553
Is it hard having two heads?

>>679981455
>Here is a place where a bunch of primitives habitually ate the same food for 40000 years.
>History

>>679981641
She's all G mate.

>>679981651
That's because we are literally living in the future.
You start days just as we finish them.

>>679981779
\puke

>>679981851
Nah, im all right, I was born in brissie but moved here as a kid.

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>>679981553
OP here. I like Tassie a lot, but I'm in north-east NSW. I have created a terrible thread. Aussies really are shitposters. Not a semblance of OC in sight.

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Who's getting their fucking 9 pieces for $9.95 tomorrow and some $1 regular chips?

>>679981779
Dude, that's a half cast. Her mother was a half-cast and her father was English. Post a fully aboriginal that's hot
>protip: you can't

>>679981928
> brissie
Kek place

>>679981674
back in the Sydney Olympics cathy freeman gave me some good boners

I was 12 though so the boners came easy

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>>679981674
I found this a million years ago, and someone said she was abbo.
I don't know though.

>>679981779
That's 1/4 at the most

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>>679981928
Damn, do you get scared of the kids with two heads though?

>>679982004
> 4 off
Weirdo confirmed

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>>679981947
Hi guys, I'm from Texas! :^)

>>679981947
Tassie's good because its not so fucking hot all the time, thats why my parents moved. ive been thinking of moving back up tho

>>679981970
What's this?

>>679981991
Yeah that's impossible

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>>679981085
cant become a commando without experience soz champ

>>679982105
In the conus we call it nigger chow

>>679982035
Man its scary some times, the chicks give crazy head tho.

>>679980661
I really want the cunts to step foot on my property... Got a few hundred acres to hide them in for the wild dogs and Shit to get at them.
Plus cops here won't give 2 fucks anyway.

Aussies are cunts and the menn woman have same voice

>>679981852
well yeah, that's pretty much 98% of human history, did you have a point or did you just feel the need to greentext something?

>>679982201
What happens when you are doing it but then she says the other head belongs to her aunty?

>>679982105
Every Tuesday KFC is $9.95 for 9 pieces of chicken and regular chips are currently $1 each.
Get that hot n spicy mane.

>>679982285
Keep goin' like a trooper.

>Stopped torrenting a few months ago
>Game of Thrones starts up in about a week
>No way I'm giving money to Foxtel
Feels bad bros, gonna have to wait ages to see the new season, and everything will be spoiled for me.

>>679981947
OC is only OC for two seconds then its old

>>679982342
The rotting smells coming from that mouth know no bounds.

aussies are a bunch of filthy convict abbos

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My fav band.

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oi cunts, youse want a snag?

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>>679979179
>Not using the proper one.
Bogan trash.

>>679981970
fuck yeah
bitches at kfc don't even ask me anymore

>>679982400
Start torrenting again.
Or use popcorn time.
Don't be a bitch.

All jokes aside, why are the aboriginals as a race so lazy? I've never had a subject on them in school. Sure they had the dreamtime, and they respected the land. But is that all they were going to do for the next millennium if europoors didn't settle aus? A civilization should naturally progress, all these counts do is sit around and get fucked up

>>679982435
Thats if you last the constant shankings from the alpha eshays

>>679981724
Exactly. Fuck off back to England skip

>>679982459
That the bunnings in geelong?

>>679982459
Fuck i swear the behind the cameraman is a fucking anaconda store

>>679979765

All Aussie pollies are a bunch of shitcunts.

And the guitarist from TISM died of cancer, so there's that....

>>679982472
The fucks popcorn time? I would start torrenting but my internet is complete shit, takes forever to download shit. Guess its better than waiting for them to come out. Hopefully I'm able to get it off a mate though.

>>679982459
doesnt go to the proper hardware store

>>679982556
it's in Sydney, honestly cunts on this site are fucking daft

>>679982459
At $2 each you can go and get fucked.
Bring back the $1 sausage sizzle and $1 pasito cans

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South Australians are literal master race of Aus. State was founded by pure aryans.

>>679982520
It's the fact that they see their parents do it and the parents teach them to be the exact same way. Nah, they did a lot more. There was cannibalism and tribe wars but no actual progression. After being alive for a long time they only developed paints

>>679982460
I theorize that the early prisoners taken to Australia made a pact with abbo shaman to reverse gravity for them so they wouldn't fall into the cosmos, at the cost of their intelligence.
If you brought an Aussie to a civilized part of the world, he would surely soar into the sun

>>679982663
Not even South Australians like South Australians so stop lying m8

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Australians are literally the biggest cucks on the planet.

>Protip: You can't prove me wrong.

>>679982621
Like an impossible large Netflix that uses torrent protocols but doesn't keep the shows you download.
Probably no good if your net is poopoo

>>679982270
You showed that cunt.

>>679979179
On the piss hard, flatmates being cunts, stoned as shit listening to the beatles. Regular monday. G'day and all that.

>>679981553
Hobart is where it's at

>>679982728
Nice one, cucking is an American thing. That guy in the picture is American, all fat people are American. Most weebs come from America too. Fuck off amerifat

>>679982621
Try tubeplus.is
Even if you get 200kB/s it should stream after 5 mins buffering

>>679981553
Fellow Tasmanian reporting in.

>>679979665
I've done that and it doesn't even work. They just lick it.

Anyone else hit up IKEA just for the $1 hotdogs?

>>679982641
Which one though? I'd like to provide some excellent customer service to her

>>679982845
go to supanova I'm sure you'll find lots of ausweebs there

>>679982459
Anymore from this set?

>>679982731
>>679982858
I'll check them out, thanks bros. Anything to not give money to Foxtel the dickheads

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>>679979179
Apparently I'm losing my Aussie accent? How to regain it back????????????

>>679982556
every bunnings looks identical

>>679983012
Go to a school in America, if they aren't shooting up the school they will be cosplaying

>>679983047
Move back ya cunt

>>679983047
Stop saying Faggot words like regain.
You wanna git it back

>>679983031
I only ever had it for NRL and Livestream shows every game now so fuck the greedy cunts

>>679983058
Nah, the car park just looked exactly the same

>>679982976
She lives in Melbourne now haha

>>679983047
Put a peg on your nose

>>679983047
stay at frankston for a couple months m8

Is dat vegimoit good mate?

OP here
Next thread coming up.

>>679980587
Haven't been keeping track of politics since I took a nap and woke up to find mal was pm

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>>679982845
Spotted this the other day

>>679983026
yeah nah

>>679983047
stop gargling nigger sperm

>>679983377
I cringed most at the P plate.

Are there cringe worthy feminist in aus or is that just a US thing, I sure I've never seen any here is aus

>>679982520
Studies have shown the average iq of Australian aborigines is 62, which is essentially mental retardation. They also have a lower average brain mass, so odds are stacked against them from the get go.

>>679982081
Shut the fuck up

>>679980154
Eshays adlays. Ooya icksay untkay

>>679983377
That's just JDM culture nice try

>>679981947
U only like tas if ure into inbreeding

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>>679983047
you hire the best australian dialect coaches you can get

>>679983513
They're all at uni.
A shockwave will hit the streets in a year or two.

>>679982013
It's so obvious tho

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>>679980587
Does it matter? Australians are so ignorant about their own politics there's little point in trying to vote intelligently.

Seriously, living in Australia as a politically aware person is the same as sailing on a ship captained by retards with a crew which pays no attention to the wind or the tides.

>>679983518
They're always fucked....always

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requesting abo stories

>>679983593
Going to uni, though I don't really talk to enough people I guess to see if there are any

>>679983432
looks like a trap

>>679983518
Also alot are born with foetal alcohol syndrome

>>679983233
Nice dubs but nah I don't wanna get shanked

>>679983626
I love that third panel.
So accurate, would make a sweet tshirt

>>679983616
If you don't have Trump you have Bernie Sanders or Hillary Clinton. I believe we're better off. Fuck off amerifat

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>>679983712

>>679983821
you dont get shanked in frankston anymore, just pestered for change or yelled at for being slightly tanned

So whats everyblokes opinion on that seedy aboriginal who broke into the Newcastle home and had the fuck beat out of him?

>>679983616
>politically aware
How do you have time make type out these intelligent and witty posts when you are so busy sucking multiple dicks?
Go back to jacking of to q&a

I'm American but I love you Aussie fuckers.

Now a joke for you:

>What is a violent rapists favorite vegetable?

>Beet root

>>679984039
Story?

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>>679983626
>be 10
>playing at school during weekends because I that's how u get pussy
>playing with abo kids
>tell my friend not to worry about em, abo r ppl not robbers lel
>Abo kids robs me of my bike
>mfw

>>679984039
rip gentle giant

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>>679983855

>>679984100
Not edgy enough for Aus.

>>679984113
look up ricky slater

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>>679983626
>live in small country town
>go to primary school and have abo friend
>hang out all the time, riding bikes, fishing all normal shit
>always hate racists who make fun of abo's since my friend is one and he's just a normal kid
>we go to different high schools and fall out of touch for a few years
>one day he randomly rocks up at my house again
>spend a few hours catching up
>he dropped out of high school at the age of 15
>he has a kid and has gotten a different girl pregnant
>has no job, relies on centerlink for everything, has no ambitions for a career
>ends up asking me for money and I asked him to leave
>last time I saw him
I'm still not a racist but damn.

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>>679984131

>>679984216
Well I heard it from an Australian and I liked it.

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>>679984277

>>679983963
Looks like that gaylord James Brayshaw