Post something disgusting and beautiful.
>>679963368
your mom
>>679963368
WTF is that?
>>679963447
No father selfposts faggot.
>>679963536
centipede with littler centipedes :)
>>679963536
Centipede thingo, around noodles.
>>679963536
The stuff nightmares are made of.
>>679963536
It's a mother protecting her children.
It's not disgusting it's just reality, take a deep breath and appreciate life.
>>679963786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU
yes
>>679964060
Awwwwe
>>679964160
>all that airbrushing
If I wanted to look at a painting I'd go to a museum
>>679964185
Beautiful and beautiful
>>679964160
Pure disgusting.
>>679964185
Pure beautiful.
>>679964290
Lotta work to make niggers passable.
>>679964060
good thread
>>679964388
I know, I'll stick my head inside the car that's on fire instead of using the hose first.
>>679964701
FUCK OFF YOU FAGGOT CUNT
FUCK OFF YOU FAGGOT CUNTFUCK OFF YOU FAGGOT CUNT
FUCK OFF YOU FAGGOT CUNTFUCK OFF YOU FAGGOT CUNTFUCK OFF YOU FAGGOT CUNTFUCK OFF YOU FAGGOT CUNTFUCK OFF YOU FAGGOT CUNTFUCK OFF YOU FAGGOT CUNTFUCK OFF YOU FAGGOT CUNTFUCK OFF YOU FAGGOT CUNTFUCK OFF YOU FAGGOT CUNTFUCK OFF YOU FAGGOT CUNTFUCK OFF YOU FAGGOT CUNTFUCK OFF YOU FAGGOT CUNTFUCK OFF YOU FAGGOT CUNTFUCK OFF YOU FAGGOT CUNTFUCK OFF YOU FAGGOT CUNT
im not a robot!!
>>679964701
The fire fighter is checking to see if anyone was trapped inside the car. A hose blast might kill anyone who was inside the car.
>>679964290
Are you sure you wouldn't go to an art gallery?
>>679965125
too soon
>>679965125
Moar like this pls.
>>679964157
Who was the nigger that washed his hair?
>>679965484
?
>>679965741
Asians disgust me too, anon
>>679965856
>beautiful
yeah, no
this is the kind of /b/ thread I like
>>679965892
What the fuck are thos dragonballs made out of?
>>679966032
I'd love to be in a human centipede behind her
>>679965105
3deep5me
>>679966191
are they Turkish wrestlers? leather pants, oiled bodies and grabbing the other guy's balls is a legal move?
>>679966199
waterballs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woWQeo_tABw
>>679964650
o rly?
>>679966191
>>679966191
No shit
I hate society. I hate anyone who isn't white. I hate whites who like blacks. I hate all other religions other than Christianity. I hate anyone who isn't straight. I hate all this weapon, furrys, all the fucking shut that isn't normal. I hate druggies. I hate that all men and women are whores. No one has any self respect. I wish we could revert to the way it was is in the 30s to 50s. The fucking hippies fucked it up. I hate feminists. Women need to stay inside and take care of the kids and their husbands. Men need to work and that's it. I hate modern music and modern technology. I fall into weeks of depression because I hat society so much. Fuck my life and society.
>>679966803
She's not pure nig.
>>679963368 http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5dIu8gHkzEs
>>679966874
I don't think I would count this one as beautiful, but definitely disgusting.
>>679966900
>hate modern technology
>arguing on /b/
>>679966666
>>679966920
prove it, Dr Mengele.
>>679966900
>Hates modern technology
>using the internet
>kek
>>679967368
Easy, she's not stealing something in any picture.
>>679965125
So that is where I left my mix tape....I'm not sorry about the fedora, though.
>>679965760
The chosen undead has arrived!!
>>679967477
she's stealing my attention
>>679965422
god, that hits a little close to home
>>679967750
Well then you must have ADD or something, because she's like a 7 at best
>>679967750
she stole my flacidness
>>679966900
>I hate myself
>I fear other cultures / I was raised to think of mine as superior
>I despise people who turn their backs on my superior culture
>I used to believe, but recently found out how much bullshit all religions are. I fear to admit that I was wrong, and therefore judge all other religions, based on the arguments that fit my own.
>I think gays can hook up too easily, compared to my struggle. I envy them, because I am lonely.
>I have nothing to find joy in, hence I try to feel better by judging others.
>My life is shit, and I am afraid of becoming a drug addict.
>I envy everybody who found their significant other, and hate the fact that I am doomed to be alone.
>I wish I had self-respect.
>I imagine past times to be better, and want to flee to them, to make my life and my struggles easier.
>I can not understand why society has moved on from the times that I personally feel were better, so I blame a minority.
>(Tbh, I hate feminists too, but probably not for the same reasons as you, looking at your track record. If you hate them for their orwelian twisting of reality, fine with me.)
>I wish to solve my issues by gaining control over the lifes of others, so I am able to force them into liking me.
>I do not understand the social complexity that surrounds me. I feel lost and alone in it. I want a more simple life.
>I do not understand modern technology and culture, since it is impossible for me to imagine why others could enjoy it, and most technology is out of reach for me, since I can't afford it, hence I envy those who have it.
>I fall into weeks of depression because I fail to see my own mistakes. I fear change, and I do not have the energy to help myself out of it.
>I need help. Please HELP me
That was your inner self speaking to you. You now have the option to contact a therapist (which you have prejudices against already, no doubt about that), or you continue to be a fat fucking fail.
Your decision.
>>679963807
I do find this both disgusting and beautiful.
But if I had to perform maintenance on that I would be overcome with despair.
>>679965422
Dude looks like a fuckin square
>>679965105
>fuck
>>679968121
Look at this nigga trying to be a generic self-help pamhplet on /b/
Don't listen to him, anon. The world is fucked and totally worth hating.
>>679968699
whoops, did you recognize yourself in that?
your urge to hide behind drawn pictures of little girls as avatar strongly suggests so.
Maybe you should follow the bottom-line advice as well.
And before you ask:
Yes, society HAS issues, but none of them were named by the previous anon (save for the feminazi remark).
Taking pride in failure is equal to dividing my zero: It only works if you play pretend.
>>679966561
>docking.gif
>>679969026
>my == by
*fix'd
>>679968032
heh. like you wouldn't drop to your knees and lick her asshole if she gave you that look.
i swear, cucks who see a pic of a hot woman and who pretend to scoff "she's a 7 at best" are the saddest fucks on here. you don't have to worry about pretending to be cool around women, because they instinctively avoid you.
>>679966561
Why am I hard now?
>>679966803
Yes. Really.
>less than 100% aryan
>attractive
Pick one
>>679967670
kek'd
>>679968260
That'd better be the folding stock version.
>>679964157
best post in thread
>>679966900
I am pretty much the same except I love metal and hate christians as much as all other religious retards. I wear a suit all the time and don't give a fuck if that makes me a fucking fedora (don't actually wear a fedora though). Men need to start dressing like men again and stop pretending they are still teenagers. T shirts are not meant to leave the house. I buy handmade products at every possible opportunity. I do favours for people as often as possible. I exercise a lot. The little buzz from these things help me forget how much I fucking hate 99% of society.
I love spouting a fountain of nihilism at someone when they get too happy. Remind them of how nothing matters and nothing they can possibly do will be remembered in 1000 years. I like to see their smile fade as they remember how meaningless everything is. I like to watch the mask slip.
>>679968121
I dont remember posting this green text about my life.
>>679963786
You are a good person
>>679969055
Jajajajaja
>>679965760
>seal's looking well
>>679970721
Sauce?
>>679970721
moar like that and I'll join
>>679971368
>>679971421
Sorry, I still need to dig up sauce myself.
I think she is a cutie but not everyone agrees
>>679966900
What is it that you love about life, anon?
>>679964943
Wat
>>679971447
you put those frog eggs back into the pond right now mr.
>>679968121
Seems accurate
>>679963807
pls delete this
>>679970985
follow the bottom line advice.
I actually was in such a situation once, and I was positively surprised at how much help I got, once I threw my ego away and accepted that I can't help myself and need guidance from others.
Sounds a bit religious, now that i type it out, but it were just social gov. programs and a very awesome therapist who helped me out of my self-shoveled pit.
never did regret to admit that I were a retard to that time. I simply was.
>>679963705
>around noodles.
You need glasses.
>>679963736
I gagged and cried at the same time.
>>679966032
Eh, if she weren't such a femcunt, she'd be pretty bangable, no?
>>679965266
I didn't expect to see you in this thread, rato
>>679972103
What am I missing?
>>679970721
>>679971368
>>679971421
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2598974
It's Gwynevere fucking Priscilla with Ciaran
>>679964160
Pure beautiful.
>>679964185
Pure disgusting.
>>679972372
Hawt
>>679972009
The one and only thing I have left is knowing that every meal I eat, every dollar I have in the bank, every item I own, I have earned myself. I do not accept help. I do not accept charity. I would rather be miserable than give someone else the power to help me. That is admitting defeat. That simply will not do.
>>679965318
I am unable to sustain any feelings of disgust here
>>679972411
Where's my rope?
>>679970723
Why is this cringy
>>679972411
you misplaced something
[spoiler]in your brain[/spoiler]
>>679970723
dick
>>679972372
thanks fam
contribootin'
>>679972325
damn that feel when you're about to sneeze but it goes away
>>679965760
>And the furtive pygmy so easily forgotten.
>>679972411
nigger
>>679965597
Who the fuck is that roody poo, candy ass?
>>679963786
FUCK THAT
That shit doesn't belong.
I'm a sucker for this gay shit
>>679968260
Looks pretty inbred
>>679972592
Because the last part sounding like an edgy dickwad. I dont do it often, I sort of make a joke out of it. I say it with a laugh. It's all shits and gigs. But also fuck people.
>>679972720
Oi.
M8.
Get out of my downloads folder
>>679970721
that took me a minute to work out wtf it was
>>679965760
> hey smoothskin
>>679972325
Who is she?
>>679971793
yeah thats actually pretty disgusting
Yolanda Reyes' Pussy
>>679966803
>>679967368
>>679967750
http://www.boobpedia.
com/boobs/Gia_LaShay
>>679972553
I myself used to think in that pattern.
After admitting that I isolated myself for basically no reason other than my hatred against those who I felt had wronged me, I started to learn about a strongly different world from what I used to know.
When I started smiling, people started to ease up around me and great me with a smile as well. When I started to openly speak about my issues I was in inner awe to see that people who I previously perceived as my enemy started to open up in front of me as well. They carelessly showed weaknesses that I wouldn't have found out about in my darest dreams, and here there were, acting like decent human beings, giving away weaknesses ever so slightly and suddenly I stoped to perceive them as targets and bullets.
I started to genuinely care for them, in the same way I started to genuinely care for my own wellbeing. I took off my paranoia goggles and expirienced a much more nice world, and that was the moment when I fully understood what my therapist meant when he told me that our emotions and prejudices resonate in our surounding, hence forming a world fitting to them.
When I stopped to be so full of myself, people around me - ever so slightly - changed as well.
I even found my true love, by doing nothing but smile in the right moment. I never looked back at the false pride that I used to harness. In the end, it was nothing but fear of change, and a twisted morale-code that prevented me from enjoying the small things.
No Idea how much this can help you. I genuinely hope it does in same way.
>>679966697
Faggot
>>679973558
fuck off randy
This thread is the reason the phrase, "Kill it! Kill it with fire!" was invented.
>>679963705
>noodles
>>679973416
I'm not actually that depressed. I have dark days but my life isnt that bad. I just know that it's all fake. I have mates I hang with, I go through the motions of living life and preparing for the future. But it doesnt matter. Worst case scenario, I get sick and die slowly. Eventually I'll be dead. And nothing I did will matter.
I've loved before. Having someone helps a lot. But thinking about someone I'm close to dying, it just sounds exhausting. I guess it's sad. People are exhausting. Life is exhausting. If I won the lotto, I would buy an island and supplies, and just live there alone in a small but comfy shack and fish and hunt until I died.
I'm rambling a bit.
I think jaded is a better word for me than depressed. I've been told I'm jaded a lot. Never thought much of it at the time.
>>679973126
Adriana Garcia Benitez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xElNFoF9Jwo
>>679965760
>>679964160
>all that airbrushing
If I wanted to look at a painting I'd go to a museum
>>679971611
fellow T owner here. I'm fuckin wasted, but I love the alien beauty of arthropods. What species?
Currently own a p. regalis, 2 g. pulchripes, a p. murinus, and on the weird side a s. subspinipes and a Thelyphonida (it was labeled Asian Giant, roughly 5 or 6 inches from head to whip)
>>679973416
Thanks for the help though. I know you mean well, not something I'd expect here. Counselling just isn't what I need, but I don't know what is.
>>679964157
looks like bread dip
>>679963807
Was genius decided to use all the same wire color
>>679966874
Those tits are horrific. If i took a womans bra off and was greeted by them I'd be straight out of there
>>679970723
You love gloating at other's depression, because you secretly, you wish for their enthusiasm and joy, but you can't stand seeing someone else being happier than you when your own life is as miserable as it is right now.
The truth is, life is meaningless, that's true. Some people see that as a constriction, others see it as opportunity. You are a divider, seeking to seperate existence into small tiny bits which you can control easily. I am an unifier, who sees it as a big playground, who tries to enjoy it as much as he can, and wrest control of the whole by instead uncovering the underlying principles that make it work, and thus harmonizing myself with the world, and thus never feeling foreign. Inner calmness gives power, but even though i don't know why we're here, i don't need to know to have fun and wanting to find out more. Absolute uncertainty is absolute chaos, absolute certainty is death, because nothing moves. A balance is where life flourishes, because it allows for change.
>>679974180
I love seeing a spark of someone's life shine through all the shitposting on /b/.
I don't give a fuck about your spiders, but I like you're excitement and wanting to share.
Not the guy you tagged. If that's what you call it on /b/. Whatever.
>>679965266
hello rato :)
(not spam)
>>679966900
You seem a chill, happy pal to hang out with.
>>679973259
Yolanda Reyes' Tits
>>679967072
The fuck is wrong with the Japanese???
>>679971447
> mfw that reminds me of the one time I put those into my moms toilet tank
Shit was cash.
>>679973442
I tip toe in my jawdin
>>679972355
Food brings us together and it's something we fight over. It is power essential. If you can't find the beauty or see what is gross about that you've never been hungry, and that means you're not alive so you can't use the captcha.
Also it's a cafeteria, not a restaurant or grocery store. It has an air of faux communism about it.
>>679963807
Sir, I got the solution for you.
Its name is...
WIFI !!!
>>679971611
Awww
>>679974123
I wasn't expecting a Youtube link, but thanks a lot m8
>>679974618
i typically only bring up the spiders after the 2nd date, but thanks. I've been into entomology since I was 5. This shit fucking excites me.
What do you love?
>>679966697
It's actually indian wrestlers you uncultured swine
Look at those idols behind them on the wall
>>679975001
japp, at this point I'd fuck even that...
>>679963368
neat
good thread idea and off to a decent start. potential.
>>679974602
Oddly peotic, faggot.
I can't stand not being in control. I'll admit that. Nazis in uniform, clean lines, stainless steel, glass and ceramic. The colour white. Squares. Grids. These things make me happy. I don't vote, because I cannot personally decide what happens. The only way I could be in politics is if I was a world dictator. I cannot be a part.of something I do not control, or that is at least under a strict form of someone else's control. I would be fair tbh, but control is all that keeps me sane. Drugs are a vice and they can control you. Sex is a vice and can control you. Allowing yourself to become attached to someone gives them power over you. None of this is acceptable. Sex isn't an issue because I'm probably actually autistic and also have no game and also hate everyone so that's a perfect "not getting laid trinity" right there.
I'm a strange cunt I'll admit that.
>>679965597
sìncè Ì dòn't bròwse rèddit, sìr, I hùmbly à sk fòr SÀÙCÉ!!1!¡!!
Ah,what a wonderful disgusting time to be alive beneath the death soil
>>679973489
Awww she looks terrified!
>>679967072
ANAL REAL AROMA === shit stink
>>679974902
That's some subtle shit
>>679964618
Fu man chu bunny
>>679974618
Newfag.
>>679964943
I FUCKING LOVE THAT GUY
>>679975090
See
>>679975136
This is me and the few things I like.
Mechanical things are good actually. I am pretty good at making things. As long as I have a plan, I can't do anything artistic. But machining, woodwork, painting. I like that.
My dad is an entomologist actually.
>>679975190
>be me
>name: Spider Jim
>destiny: shared death with a peeled banana
>>679963807
When the cable from patch panal#987500 needs to be re-terminated
>>679975286
Ikr? It's what I think about when I shoplift.
>>679970860
this one was fucking trippy, man
>>679975190
Poor fucking spider Jesus Christ being drank by that ugly cunt
>>679973558
gut cassidy and the cheeseburger kid
>>679975421
SENTENCED TO DEATH... BY BANANIZATION!
>>679975190
I really, really, really dislike this image.
>>679975427
dude, you watch too much porn.
patch pANAL.
>>679975599
do u
>>679967072
Bargain, brb
>>679975368
be yourself, man. Some of my closest friends and coworkers feel like aliens, but to me, everyone is a fuckin alien. Some of the most 'cynical' people I know are the most real people I know
>>679975850
>>679966561
This gave me the weirdest boner
>>679973776
> Still not asking for it
>>679976102
Moar
>>679969026
lol, this fucker can't be serious
>>679976273
Fucking shit,even i that gore seems like water,this pic unsettle me over the limits
>>679965422
At least the dress still fits.
>>679972720
shit son, dont do that to me.
>>679976273
Are they stinging nettles? That takes brass balls, or a cunt.
>>679975136
Gimme a sec, bumping so the thread doesn't 404, writing something.
>>679973558
Fuck off Randy
>>679976517
what is it, what is it!?
oh.
>>679963368
THIS IS SOME HARDCORE SHIT, TRY NOT TO POP A VEIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmO-ziHU_D8
>>679965266
so beautiful
>>679974093
you are depressed
>>679971611
bird eating tarantula owner here, your spider is looking a little thin, what and how often do you feed it?
>>679972035
Need more of thisss
>>679975136
Being strange is not necessarily a weakness, don't forget that. What shines through most is character, and the good people will see that. The few idiots who still judge you even if you have a truly good character because of something external like looks or status, just disregard them, they're broken people who are luckily in a minority, most people actually value good character.
Bruce Lee got it right essentially: be like water. it's weak, and can take any form, but hydraulics shows us that it is very strong because or despite of that.
Have you ever thought about why Jesus was so successful? I don't think he was the son of god, but he certainly must have been like a good and kind spirit, otherwise people would not revere him today for those things.
Btw, I'm not a christian, but Jesus is still one of my role models, because he found a way to success through being meek (although not perfect, but still).
If you want to conquer everywhere you go, you need to have confidence and an utterly good heart, which isn't defined by what's all in it, but by what it chooses at the very base-level. You cannot conquer by being like fire that burns down everything in its front and makes everyone tremble before it's might, it won't last, and people won't flock to you, they will be driven away from you in a certain direction you control, but eventually they're gonna rise up if they truly care.
Be instead like a light in the darkness, where people can flock to and in turn shine themselves because they have seen the light.
You want to control people? then you better get people's support honestly, because i tell you what: no matter what system or theory you got, people can smell a schemer from 5 miles against the wind.
You have to BE good in your heart, and strong in your mind, to have success in life, and especially with people, you have to be honest and upfront. I mean trump doesn't have all the best ideas, but why do people like him for example?
cont.
>>679977557
TL;DR
>>679976676
More appropriate response to this:
>>679973489
>>679977557
>>679973558
Get the fuck out of here you cheese burger eat'n mothafuckkkaaaahhh
>>679977557
Because he has that certain mixture of having a strong mind, good intentions and an inviting personality.
Btw, you don't have to be an extrovert to be popular, I'm introverted, but almost everyone i meet likes me, because I have a good heart (i believe).
Also, to clarify, I think a good heart is not measured by some arbitrary "purity", but by how much it truly cares.
That's what people recognize when they see someone with good intentions and a good heart who cares.
Think of it like this: people like to pet cats, because cats are inviting and warm, doesn't really matter that much how it looks, but how nice the cat is mostly. THe looks count too, but they're secondary, and your outer expression is heavily influenced by what goes on inside.
Also to concede to your point about liking order: i like order too, I like seeing marching lines of people, that's natural, it is pleasing to the eye. But there's orders to be found everywhere, look at snail shells, they are logarithmic (i think), and thus they look nice.
What I want to say by all this is: niceness begets niceness and success, if it doesn't work out for you yet, you have to try harder until it works, because I am the living proof it works. You can either believe me or not, but I know I'm not mistaken or misattributing it to the wrong causes. I've seen it in others too.
Just follow the way of those who had wishworthy success: gandhi, jesus, MLK etc. and you'll notice that it wasn't ultimately the method that gave them succes, but how they were themselves.
>>679978268
Also, almost everyone can reach that kind of success, is what i wanted to say too, so don't worry man, it will work out. Watch inspiring things like rocky or Naruto that raise your optimism and idealism, that will help too.
>>679974939
omg why haven't people thought of this earlier, to use wifi is server rooms i guess people must be dumb or something
>>679978492
Shit, patent the idea before somebody else does!
>>679970723
is this pasta? no way someone is this cringe without putting on a character.
>>679968694
I wish
>>679978767
If I was chief of that I would have had to put him or her down I'm sorry...there is no way that was worth trying looking at that condition
-Medfag
>>679975152
Reddit faggot, welcome to /b/
>>679978503
not even disgusting its fucking hot as hell.. sauce ?
>>679967072
I... I kinda want a bottle of girl ass now.
>>679979406
some tranny
>>679972902
Story?