You know what to do /b/My school's landwhale librarian is conducting a surv
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My school's landwhale librarian is conducting a survey. What book should everyone read before graduating from high school? For First and Last Name, put Danny Booth. Thanks in advance.
Thanks. Here is the link:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1V8AxHlcVWOpAmDgcY39LtqrDcHPWngFF2L0tcGSb8lE/viewform?c=0&w=1
>>679924817
is this what you wanted?
So Mein Kampf right?
what about the communist manifesto?
Like this?
I also did Mein Kampf not posting pic
Is the Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels ok to put down?
>>679925793
Seconded
The 9/11 Conspiracy: The Scamming of America
Mein Kampf is to fucking easy.
>>679926178
>>679925793
If you guys wanted to actually be edgy, and not just a faggot who thinks communism was "evil" I'd put "The Concept Of The Political" by Carl Schmitt.
just submitted 120 Days of Sodom by the Marquis de Sade.
You're welcome.
>>679925479
all sources (myself included) point to yes
I didn't quite understand the instructions
The Kama Sutra
Boku no pico
>>679926921
kek
>>679924817
>My school's landwhale librarian
KEKKEKKEK
not your personal army
Give us some names of other students so we can pose as them.
>>679924817
Obviously did Mein Kampf.
>>679927193
Samantha Williams
am I doing this right
>>679927291
Give me the name of a shit teacher
>>679927291
More. Anyone OP hates.
>>679924817
>my school
>What book should everyone read before graduating from high school?
>high school
Hmm...
>>679927043
Fuck you this is gold
Some serious shit tier posters wasting this fine opportunity...
Just submitted "Industrial Society and Its Future" by Ted Kaczynski
gotta do mein kampf or ur a fagit
>>679924817
List of most hated students and teachers pls Dylan/Eric.
>>679927465
M...m...maybe he's 18?
Vote mein kampf
>>679924817
What's the school anyways OP, I need to know. It's important as I wish to know the target, We can make this personal. /lit/ user here btw.
>>679924817
You'll thank me later OP
Is this correct?
>>679927719
this is for english class not how-to-jpg
>>679927719
I read that. Pretty bland if I'm being honest.
Hoping there's a Mr smith.
Huehuehue
>>679926766
This. A much more creative answer.
Is this right?
Is this okay?
>>679928065
>Mufson
Kek
>>679927939
XDDDDD FUNNY MEME THAS A GUD ONE LEL UPBOATED
>>679925385
>Danny Booth
>>679924817
So... Who's danny booth and what did he do to deserve this? I just got it sent in too btw hahaha
>>679927835
>mien kampf
>>679927812
VOTE LITTLE WOMEN BY LOUISA MAY ALCOTT
>>679927291
submitting a shit ton of extreme Islam and pro-terrorism books under the name Samantha Williams...
LIKE THIS??????????
Hshs s
POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT
POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT'.
come on guys, the choices were obvious
>>679928094
It was...weiner poop. The worst kind of poop.
amidoinitrite
>>679927657
You made this cold and empty oldfag soul chuckle.
did it
>>679928065
>Gabriel Allgayer
Gayest name I've ever heard
>>679928345
Maybe they can get Morgan Freeman as a guest reader for OP's class
Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes
>>679928330
I submitted the one about Leo dicaprio getting pounded in the butt by his award.
>>679928314
>Nickel
It's Nickle you fucking retard.
>>679927719
Came for this.
>>679928065
anyone know the name of some fucked up fuck books
Gabriel Allgayer claimed
Mercersburg academy ??
why are we doing this ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
>>679928763
Dicksuck institute ??
Nice thread im literally shitting my pants off
Praise Allah
Post an update if anything happens in the next few days regarding this.
>>679924817
Took this to level 9.
/b/ YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO:
VOTE MY TWISTED WORLD BY ELLIOT RODGER
REQUSTING THE SHOOP OF THE PENGUIN CLASSICS EDITION
>>679928958
cause edgelords like to bully educated, constructive, normal human beings
>>679929016
Submit books by Sayid al Qutb then.
>>679928661
Ma'alim fi al-Tariq by Sayyid Qutb
Egyptian founder of the Muslim Brotherhood, considered one of the progenitors of modern Islamic fundamentalism and terrorism.
>>679929067
The name should've been Dylan Klebold
>>679929181
kek this>>679929226
>>679929247
his mother just wrote a book
>>679929181
>>679929226
Hive mind.
Been done that fam.
Jahiliyyah af
>>679929354
There you go
>>679929289
I was also the one that recommended Carl Schmitt, in lieu of Mein Kampf.
Gotta be subtle with shit.
>>679929377
PRAISE ALLAH FOR THESE DUBS
Found the school :
http://www.mercersburg.edu/Page/Academics/Faculty-and-Staff-Directory?deptId=&letter=P
Got em
>>679924817
Oh dear, someone thinks /b/ is their personal army again.
>>679929067
wew lad, hope you were behind seven skeletons.
>>679928314
KEK
Check
>>679924817
How's it like being underageb&?
>>679928101
top kek
>>679924817 Tell me the name of the bitch in the picture and you got my vote
Anybody know any books written by Grand Dragons or Wizards from the KKK?
>>679928686
>not knowing the navy seals copypasta by head
faggot
>>679929544
Fuck you this is gold
Ok, I suggested Mein Kamph, dolan ducks adventure, and fifty shades for you. Have fun.
>>679928661
The anarchists cook book
>>679929544
Fuck off this is fun
I'm new to this
SCREEN CAP THIS NIGGER
>>679927835
>>Ben Dover
You caught me off guard... I lost.
Round 2
>>679929746
David Irving, the prominent holocaust denier wrote a ton of books...
Hitler's War
The Trail of the Fox
The Mare's Next
The Destruction of Dresden
>>679929521
Found the fat librarian.
>>679926762
He was a douche.
>>679930241
my god
This thread is so good I forgot to masterbate!
Well I put Mein Kampf too even though I read it in high school and it's pretty boring tbh
>>679930241
Alexandra Patterson looks like she needs a good deep dicking
>>679926921
Top kek
No pic but i did two
Kamasutra and
Mein kampf
Here we go 4chin
here is the landwhales number
Like this?
>>679927812
>danny "john wilkes" booth
topkek
Like this?
>>679930291
What, you don't enjoy rants about racial purity?
It just gets better and better
>>679930397
Top fucking kek guys call her
>>679930397
I'm emailing her nudez
>>679929067
Wew, lad
Wew, lad
Wew, lad
>>679930397
Oh fuck no
>>679924817
How did I do coach?
>>679930397
such sharp edge that it's sparkling in the moonlight
>>679930527
under r8ed
What has my life become? It's half past 6 in themorning here, I have no job, no girlfriend, no car and yet I'm sitting behind my monitor doing this kind of shit. Sometimes I disgust myself
>>679927719
I rather liked that book. Loved How Batman V Superman referenced it.
>>679930527
Kek'd so fucking hard
>>679929795
>>679929949
Ok then, as long as it's got potential.
>>679929251
I remember when my nigger teacher made a day revolving around that shit poem. Being that I'm not a monkey I'd never heard of it. but every ape went apeshit about it while I looked on in awe as one would at the zoo.
>>679925793
>>679926178
The Communist Manifesto isn't even really a book. It's like 25-30 pages and doesn't really touch on what we really think of as communism. That comes in Dak Kapital.
Besides, there's a decent chance you and/or quite a few of your classmates will have to read it eventually anyway. If you go on to college and take just about any general sociology class it's one of the first things you'll read in there.
>>679929226
dis
This thread is fucking GOLD I would pay good money to see this woman's reaction hahaja
Great read
Highly Recommended
Will emojis appear?
>>679930527
Fuck my sides hurt
>submit another response
>>679929919
My sides
How's this?
>>679927415
Brave New World?
Kind of a bad title but oh well
>>679931222
>not attributing the raid to 9gag
good job faggot
Hey op will you post results someday?
>>679931222
Such a faggot
>>679931222
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'D BE FURIOUS IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE TRIPS
>>679931222
wasted trips on a cancerous faggot. You must be proud and sleep very well at night. I hope you die in your sleep. Kill yourself.
>>679931222
The ultimate faggot
Top Kek
>>679931222
Trips of turd
Is Right This?
SEND THE PIZZIAS
Survival, Evasion, Resistance and Escape: SERE
>>679931478
Fuck my sides have left
>>679931222
Best response in thread also trips u mad 4chan???
This is the one she is going to choose.
>>679930357
True
>>679931526
Fake and gay
>>679930223
> prominent...
Felt like being a serious faggot. Submitted "The Great Documents of Western Civilization" by Milton Viorst. No reason why
>>679931222
fuckin brilliant m8, this is the kind of thing i came here to see.
fuck all these edgelord tryhard virgins
>>679929746
My Awakening by David Duke
I suggested "The Wild Ride" by M. Bones. Am I doin it right?
>>679924817
How about this one?
>>679928101
Fucking kek
Any book of Franz Kafka
We did God's work today.
>>679931561
>when Maury says "Tyrone, you are not the father."
>>679931739
>>679931561
>>679931222
REEEEEEEEEEE
I just put "RAPE IS FUNNY"
>>679924817
I'm sorry anon
But you made it to obvious, underagefag.
Is this right?
>>679924817
I envision fat Joni opening the Google doc in the morning as a huge shit eating grin spreads across her face...
97 responses!
Just as she thinks she's made it in life, she reads through the first legitimate responses and then... Boom.
After she calms down, she proceeds to check her email...
>>679931478
Boom again.
RIP Joni
>>679932045
Kek
>>679931325
explain this
>>679931977
You do know people graduate at 18 right?
>>679930602
You're a pretty hoopy frood, you definitely know where your towel is.
>>679932355
file that one under fiction
oh yeah
>>679932099
Kek
>>679932268
Praise Allah
>>679924817
voted for qu'ran
How to rape a librarian
my sides
>>679932340
Wrong pic you nigger
>>679927719
Damn nigga you beat me by 30 minutes
>>679931895
I've actually been reading a lot of military history/strategy type shit lately, I've just ordered the book. Thanks brah
This good?
>>679932604
Goddammit top kek
>>679927919
Hoping there's a Samantha Williams.
>>679932624
Holy shit that was my favorite book
>>679932659
Joke's on you, OP is a teacher and Danny Booth is some faggy kid he hates
Who the fuck is Danny booth?
>>679932818
I like how this one is a valid answer, nice job
Can /b/ give me something and I'll come up with a name/title?
>>679932877
The nigger OP suggested
Tom sawyer with the word Nigger still in it by Micheal j. Fox
