>>679774970
IN THE NAME OF ALLAHH

Fuck whoever is eating their own cookin

>>679775755
mashallah on the dubs

>>679774970
Fuck you for moving your leg over on my side OP. Im gonna get drunk as hell and chat you up just to spite you now.

>>679776009
fuck you nigga

>>679774970
fucking planes, they are so small, it was a fucking nightmare that 12 hours flight. never again.
planes are comfy for manlets.

Hey, can I get another G&T?

>>679774970
Of course i would be lucky enough to be on a plane full of land whales.

Take out the papers and the trash
Or you don't get no spendin' cash
If you don't scrub that kitchen floor
You ain't gonna rock and roll no more
Yakety yak don't talk back

You'll never be on the same plane as me.

Goml.

>>679774970
I can't smoke on a fucking plane?

>>679774970
excuse me Stewardess? Everyone around me seems to be a giant faggot

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>>679774970
..h...hh-hello waittress I mean stewar I mean flight attendant could I have some gay, I mean gatorade I'm not gay haha sorry

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>>679776511
Here you go Sir, one G&T

>>679777233
>tfw you just described me in real life
Just shoot me fam

>>679777331
I'm not sure if you've ever served a G&T before, but I'm pretty sure there should be some goddamned chocolate in there

Quints get

ALLAHU ACHBAR

Hey, HEY, anyone got any weed?

>>679777331
Not enough ice Miss, please take it back and bring me a large glass of vodka.

>>679777908
Yeah. Let me just set this thing to autopilot...

>>679776590
Man, that was my favorite movie as a kid. We can sit together and sing this.

>>679776590
I think you have a tumah.

I hope I get first place

>>679778162
Ah, captain, we haven't even left the Tarmac

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>>679777548
I'm sorry Sir, we've run out of chocolate. Some fat cunt in first class has scoffed it all 5 minutes into the flight. Would Sir like some peanuts instead?

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WILL SOMEONE SHUT THAT FUCKING KID UP

>>679777233
i laughed because this has probably happened irl somewhere

>>679778506
Negative. We're on the 405 and just passed Sepulveda.

Chicken or Pasta. Chicken or Pasta. Chicken or Pasta.

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>>679777967
Certainly Sir, here you go :)

>>679778772
Uhh.. excuse me, where are we going?

>>679779016
To kekville

>>679778772
Whoa shit, really? Man, that's why control's getting so pissed off

MY NAME IS ABDUL AND IF I ROLL DUBS, I'M BLOWING UP THE FUCKING PLANE

>>679779016
TO THE TRASH

>>679774970
Allahu Ackbar!!!

>>679778862
Excuse me Miss, but this steak is too rare. Can you please take it back and bring me a large glass of vodka?

>>679779016
Swedistan

>>679774970
I'm so glad I booked extra seats for my hug pillows; Now I don't gotta deal with people as I browse the interwebz for hentais.

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>>679778542
Sir, those are goats who are fully grown.

Boy, there sure are a lot of kebabs on this plane...

>>679779124
dubs and all muslims is kicked off out the door

>>679779277
>>679779278
damnit! You fucked it up! I almost fixed that problem!

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>>679774970
Who's ready to join the mile high club?

Guys, someone took the foulest shit in the toilet without flushing.
Who was it?

>>679779103
SHUT THE.. WHAT THE FUCK YOU CRYING FOR!?

>>679779278
If dubs I kill this infidel in the named of ALLAH!

Kebabs? I thought you only had chicken or pasta.

>>679779412
Sorry, that was me. But what do you mean "shit"? I only pissed

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Hi guys my overhead locker is full can anyone store my package, I mean suitcase in theres. Thanks, peace be upon you.

>>679779394
Fuck off, you wankstain.

>>679779457
if dubs, we strip and tie up all the muslims and store them in the cargo area for the rest of the flight. NO BOMB FOR YOU!

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>>679779162
My apologies Sir, I have dislexia. Here is your vodka and ice :)

>>679779590
rerolling for store Muslims in cargo bay!

>>679779590
If dubs I kill all infidels on this plane!

>>679779547
Of course sir, let me get that for you
*tosses it in the trash *

>>679779709
DUBS to kick all Muslims into Atlantic Ocean! :-)

>>679779512
There were feces on the seat, dickhead.

>>679779492
If you wrap the chicken with the pasta it becomes a kebab, i think?

>>679779759
oh yes, with no parachutes

Does anyone even know where the fuck we're lanidng at?

>>679779590
If dubs ALLAHU ACKBAR!!

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>>679779394

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>>679774970
*coughs a few times*

If dubs we deactivate all bombs on the plane
If trips all of them go off at once

singles and ill kick the muslims off this plane

>>679774970
AAALLLAAAAHHUUU AKBAAAAR

>>679779759
If singles, ALLAHU ACKBAR!!

>>679779778
but I swear it was just piss!
I have several infections, though, like I think the GRIDS, because OP touched my noodle in the back, but don't tell anyone! He said he'd rape the fuck out of me the whole flight if I do!

>>679779394
Butt sex when there isn't a shower around really isn't my bag.

>>679779890
I'm with you anon

all bombs on plane are now: OFF
Permanently.

Go eat a ham sandwich, fucking kebab bastards...

>>679779827
kekville

>>679779827
This boat sure is noisy, i cant see the sea from my seat, can i look out your window please?

>>679780074
rr for dubs

>>679780026
If dubs we kick all whites off the plane

>>679779674
Ah, excuse me Miss, these iced worms are too well done. Can you bring me a rare steak?

Did the pilot just order fish, i'm pilot on leave and i'm gonna try the fish too

>>679780123
... does 0123 count?

>>679780184
rr trips

>>679774970
Allahu Ackbar?

>>679780184
no

>>679780132
If dubs we kill all Muslims and kick the nigggers out

>>679779327
Act faster man! We're already exceeding max capacity and still the kebabs are filling in magically. Dubs destroy the plane.

>>679780074
ALLAHU ACKBAR!!

>>679780266
damn... nice dubs.

Now I get, and no moar bombas.

>>679780272
Reloading weapon. Reroll

>>679780311
awww hell yeah!

Fuck you kebabs! The bombs are permanently off~!!!

>>679780163
Chicken or Pasta. Chicken or Pasta. Chicken or Pasta.

>>679780311
check

>>679780272
If dubs we light the whites on fire and turn the oxygen on!

>>679780348
Weapon ready. Prepare to die sandnigggers

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>>679780158
My apologies Sir, i have Glaucoma. Here is your rare steak :)

>>679780470
Fire

>>679780526
Missed. Trying again

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>>679774970
Wonder what building we'll get to see up close today.

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>>679780441
if dubs, we cover the kebabs in bacon and ham and smoke them on the grill. fucking kebabs

>>679780441
Reroll

>>679780625
rr

>>679780667
fuck...

kick all muslims off the plane!!!

>>679780726
rr

>>679780614
Shit shit I'm going down
>if dubs I start shooting randomly at everything

>>679780441
Reroll ing

>>679780767
rr

>>679780799
>>679780785
Shite! Opening fire on the sandnigggers

>>679780799
if dubs, sprinkler system goes on and puts it out.

in turn, we throw the muslims off the plane

>>679780506
Excuse me Miss. These balloons are too gay. Is there any chicken left? No? I'll have the pasta then.

>>679780625
>>679780667
>>679780767
>>679780804

>>679780799
Get rekt whitey

>>679780916
rr

>>679780904
Die nigggers die

>>679780979
fuck it. I use one of my bottles of water to put it out.

Then I soak the muslims in some of my alcohol and light them up and kick them out the plane

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Excuse me sir is this seat free? It is imperative that we sit right beside the fuselage.

>>679781049
I can't aim for shit

>>679781094
rr

>>679781137
rr

>>679780916
>Water putting out Oxygen fire

Good luck Fagget.

>>679781168
rr

Excuse me Miss? Can you tell those people up there shooting guns to pipe down? I'm try to get some shut eye.

>>679781191
thanks.
It worked, and we just kicked the muslims off the plane:
>>679781200

>>679780944
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>679779999
check'd

CRASHING THIS PLANE

FIREEEEEEE

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>>679780922
Not a problem Sir, there's plenty of faggots on this plane who will enjoy the balloons. Here's your pasta :)

>>679781233
Of course Sir, I'll distribute some silencers to the front section. Would you like a complimentary gin and tonic?

>>679781123
Keks, you're in the fuselage niggers.

>shuts down engines
>blasts out the back
>everybody gets sucked out or goes down with the plane

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WHERE ARE THE LIFE BOATS WHERE ARE THE LIFE BOATS WHERE ARE THE LIFE BOATS WHERE ARE THE LIFE BOATS WHERE ARE THE LIFE BOATS WHERE ARE THE LIFE BOATS WHERE ARE THE LIFE BOATS WHERE ARE THE LIFE BOATS WHERE ARE THE LIFE BOATS WHERE ARE THE LIFE BOATS AAAAAAAĀAAAAAAAAAAH

>>679779999
>not flying Emirates first class so you can have a shower before and after buttsex

This ain't Malaysia Airlines is it?

Which one of you faggots clogged the toilet?

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Attention all faggots! the left side of the plane is where we sat all the shits that are allergic to peanuts!

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HOW DO I FLY THIS THING

will whoever keeps making obnoxiously loud moaning noises and cumming on the back of my seat please stop

>>679783240
so what you are telling me is that i need to throw peanuts towards the left of the plane?

>>679774970
so uh guys... The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, OP, and Hiro here but only one of you. First one to post CP gets to stay on my aircraft.

excuse me, can you get out so I can go to the bathroom?

>>679781964
Oh, absolutely. And bring me another large glass of vodka.

Passengers are reminded that this is a no smoking flight. However, do feel free to join us in the cockpit where we've opened a window.

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>>679779394
I hope they have a passenger dedicated parachute on board because throwing me out of this fucking plane is the only way they'll get me to stop pounding that ass

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>>679785201
did you just ask for CP???

ALLAHUAKBAR

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

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>>679774970
>nudism is protected by the 1st amendment

>>679786089
Excuse me Miss. My wife overheard you say NEET. Can she get some please? She needs to shave her legs.

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>tfw you're the only pokefag on the plane and you cant chat with anyone so the whole ride's going to be boring

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Miss, that Muslim in the front row looks like he's wearing some kind of vest

>>679786190
>implying it is

>>679785992
god this place is full of spineless faggots these days. jesus fucking christ. 4chan has gone PG-13.

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>>679779257
Well tell the shitskin in 24b to herd the fuckers out of this isle!

Excuse me Miss, is the drink cart camping through again?

Anyone wanna whack it together in the bathroom?

>>679786991
Yes, very much

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Excuse me just want everyone to know that I am anti white privileged anti homophobic anti racist and anti misogonistic and I WANT TO KNOW WHY THERE ARE TWO MEN FLYING THIS PLANE. THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF MALE DOMINATION AND I DEMAND TO FLY THE PLANE FOR MY FEELINGS ARE HURT.

>>679786991
I just finished fucking the gay steward in there. I think he's still in there draining my cum out of his ass, he might be a while

Yes I would like to trade a few of my rare pepes for an upgrade to first class. Ill have you know I am a top salesman and conneseur of memes and meme accessories and I wish not to be seated with the filth of this plane.

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>>679779016
It doesn't matter where we're going, what matters is our plan

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>>679786925
Yes Sir, what can I get you.

>>679787707
Rare Pepes are contraban in this country. Sit, you'll need to give them to us and you will get a downgrade to super economy coach. You'll be sitting on Chad Thundercock's lap.

>>679779103
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL THROW THAT BABY OUT OF THE EMERGENCY EXIT IF IT DOESN'T SHUT UP

Allah wackbar!!

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>>679787707
I don't have the ability to upgrade you mate, but I got this rare pepe on me, you can buy it for cheap and resell it

>>679787964
Got any whiskey?

>>679788089
Do it do it do it or I'm gonna stab its eyes out

>>679786991
I'm down

>>679788069
B-But theyre not on my person. Theyre all in my super secure totally-legal off-shore bank account!

>>679774970
I've got a bomb

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>>679788235
Yes Sir, coming up.

Excuse me, does this flight provide vegan meals. I'm a vegan if you didn't know

>>679788332
Not before I rip its toes off one by one

>>679788495
Chicken or Pasta. Chicken or Pasta. Chicken or Pasta.

>>679788495
No sorry, only eggs and bacon, meat lovers pizza, and turkey sandwiches.

>>679788493
Thank you ma'am

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>>679788600
May I offer you a light snack?

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Excuse me everyone, remain calm but I think there are snakes on this plane

>>679774970
Allah Akbar

>>679788498
THAT'LL MAKE IT CRY MORE YOU FAGGOT, JUST STEP ON ITS HEAD ALREADY

>>679788732
That would be delightful, thank you

>>679788759
TAPE ITS MOUTH SHUT, THEN RIP OFF ITS TOES

>>679788758
Yes, god is quite good

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>>679788802
You're quite welcome Sir.

>>679776866
yes sir, you've been put in bottom class

>>679788935
IT CAN PROBABLY SCREAM THROUGH THE TAPE THE WAY THIS IS GOING

Excuse me Miss, but I believe your colleague just crop dusted us.

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COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH

>>679779277
Ivan, we must remove

>>679789035
Guys, why don't you just try to calm the child down?

Good morning it's Septmeber 11th! We'll be arriving at LAX in approximately 5 hours so sit back, enjoy your flight, and thank you for flying American Airlines

>>679779277
For mother Serbia, we must remove them

>>679789190
FUCK YOU, IT'S GOING TO DIE

>>679774970
ALLAHU AKBARRRRRR

>>679789246
DROWN IT IN THE SOUP

>>679789197
Excuse me Miss, but could you ask that nice man if I could borrow his box cutters?

>>679789312
*Glub glub glub*

>>679789354
They are very nice box cutters. I must say

Could you put your shoes back on? Your feet stink.

>>679774970
ISLAM IS PEACE FUCKING INFIDELS

BBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

>>679789471
I'll put my shoe on your face if you don't shut up

allahu akbar

ALLAHU AKBAR

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,
and this is how it goes.
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,
and this is how it goes.
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,
and this is how it goes.

Excuse me, miss? I hoped you could help me out here. You see... I'm having a massive boner right now... can you... can you help me with it? I.. I know that's your husband next to you but... hes asleep, he wont notice... right?

Excuse me Miss, will there be a snack later?

>>679789684
Peanuts will be provided throughout the flight

>>679789599
Dubs check out.

>>679776353
this

Can I get a full can of Coke, I don't need a cup with ice, thanks.

>>679776353
Trying this hard to pretend you're tall

>>679779999
Checkers

>>679779999
zoz

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Oh please, don't mind me.

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Excuse me Miss I wish to complain! Why did you force me to walk up the aisle and not provide me with a scooter. I feel victimised

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>>679788493
>newspaper from October 2012
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is your captian speaking. I've turned off the fasten seatbelt sign. We are currently cruising at an altitude 35,000 and drasticly falling out of the sky until we reach our destination. Please remain calm since we are out of the chicken and all there is is pasta. Enjoy your flight.

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>>679789804
Yes, here you go.

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>>679779016

>>679790003
Lardass, I will roll you out of this plane

>>679790131
damn, nice, anon!

I mean, thank you miss.

>>679788957
TITS OR GTFO

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Excuse me Miss, but I think you dropped something out of your flight bag.

>>679779863
Fuckin kek'd too hard... you destroyed my sides you motherfucker!

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SOMEONE GET ME A GOD DAMN CAN IF DIET COKE RIGHT FUCKING NOW REE3EEEEEEEEEEEEE

If singles quietly fap facing toward window (I have window seat) and I cum on the face of the person next to me

Of dubs I fap loudly, cumming on the person if front of me.

If trips I go to bathroom and cum multiple times in a bucket, and I rip the girl with the nicest ass into the aisle and shove her face in the bucket, as she gasps for air and I rip her pants open and fuck her hard.

Cmon trips. This plane ride needs some interesting shit to go down.

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>>679790351
Here you go, oops!

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>>679790351
sorry about my fellow stewardess, would you like a large big mac combo with that

If dubs I sharted in my seat. Wearing shorts too

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>>679786714
lead the way faggot

>>679774970
I'm really at an airport (in China) currently and will fly to Beijing. From there I'll fly first to Paris, then to Germany. Anyone's with me?

Malaysia was nice and all but I sure can't wait to get back to my home in China. Hopefully flight 370 will be a quick one.

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Who here wants to suckily on my noodle

Hey, fuck you in row 13C for going all in with that chickenshit hand!

why the fuck am I playing Electronic Texas Hold Em on an airplane anyhow? Idiots.

>>679790454
YOU SON A BITCH IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHITTY AIRLINE PLEASE BRING MY SON AND I A BIG PLATE OF YOUR NICEST SPAGHETTI RIGHT NOW OR I WILL STRANGLE YOU *DEEP INHALE*
>>679790561
Thanks friend

>>679774970
ALLAHUAKBARRRR

>>679790716
fuck you too you dipshit

>>679775755
Honestly. i've never actually laughed out loud for a 4chan thread. But the anticipation when clicking the thread.. and then actually seeing it was the first comment... just priceless. never change /b/, never change.
also, checked your dubs.

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>>679790707
I suck noodre for figh dorrar

>>679790716
Fuck you, I could have had thaat

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>>679790837
Off the plane both of you

>>679776511
who calls it g AND t?
It's a gt.
only allowable when flying to malaria danger zones.
god i love gt.

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>>679790967
Dammit Carlos

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>>679790719
Yes Sir, here you go.

Did some idiot *actually* try to smoke in the bathroom? is that the alarm I hear?

>god I hope that's all it is

>>679790616
Let's fuck some Chinese girls. You're in?

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>>679791033
Did someone say G&T, here you go Sir :)

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>>679791061
Sorry senor i eat taco en espanol some where els

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I'm getting sick. Stop the plane, I need to get out of here.

>>679791140
Dammit Carlin, your advice has failed me

Im A Registered Sex Offender!

i once fapped on a plane because the flight attendant was so hot.

it was one of those smaller ones on a 2 hour trip, there was only like maybe 15 people on the plane. it was so hot knowing she was sitting right next to the bathroom door outside while i was fapping to her.

Stewardess? Can you see if my wife's son can sit with us? Maybe the guy next to her will switch. Thanks.

>>679791251
There's an emergency exit right over there