I can't express annoyance sufficiently without dog pictures.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I can't express annoyance sufficiently without dog pictures.
......do it....
>>679721234
For crying out loud.
>>679721235
Then entertain me and offer me moral support while I retread my steps.
>>679721552
how will i entertain you
>>679721487
You do it first. Test the waters for me.
>>679721881
DANCE, MONKEY. DANCE.
>>679722169
ᵈᵒ ᶦᵗ
>>679722526
I didn't expect you to have a gif for it. But it is still Matsu. Consider me underwhelmed.
>>679722547
You need to work on your persuasive skills.
>>679723000
D̮̫͈̼͙̘͉̩̘̈͗ͧ̐ͤ̅́͡ŏ̶̼̗̪̗̮͕̮̠̾ͨ̆̉ͩͤ̃̔͜͠ ͤ̊̑ͮ͂͢͞҉̛̪̤̹̼̬̳͚̱̖̰̼͖͈͢ĭ̢̧̙̣̪̲̳̤̮̩͎̫͔̞͖̹̠̮̿̃̓̑̃ͭͪ͋̋̚͜͡͠t̡̡̮̣ͬͮ̒ͨͮ̈́̑́ͥ͒͟͠͞ͅ.̢̛͍̱̫̤͓̠̩͈͚̫͎̰̰̳̎͒ͧ̾̑̊͋ͨ͊͂͊̆͜͡
What abouts animated cats
>>679723000
here watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgOlWHMbduw
>>679723180
No. Go back to R'lyeh.
>>679723508
No good. I am dogger-kin.
>>679723562
What is even happening. I don't like it whatever it is. They look like 5 year old muppets but they have the voices of middle-aged smokers.
>>679723888 (checked)
It's the cool guy saying things in english
just a compilation
>>679723888
go away evil dogger
>>679723974
That's English?
You know I have an aversion to anime. I watched Full Metal Alchemist with Tay though. That was enjoyable but it was ruined by what I'd call "anime moments".
>>679724556
Yes. Well, attempts at it. He think's he's really cool but in actuality he's super lame so even his english is bad.
But osomatsu san is so fuuuuuuuuuuuun
>>679724725
> "in actuality he's super lame so even his english is bad"
Didn't need to tell me that.
Why?
>>679723562
>not posting the full 1:10 part
You reprehensible fiend.
http://webmshare.com/3ra3X
>>679724996
Meh
Cause it's like 90's cartoon level weirdness, fantastic writing, just really a really enjoyable gag anime.
>>679725218
I do not have access to these tools
can you also post the obama scene
really.
>>679725525
Yeh.
A gag anime? But all anime makes me gag.
I would watch an anime about sexy, sexy catboys though.
>>679725810
Really?
Monitoring.
Also, evening.
>>679725899
Neh.
Well what if instead of sexy catboys you get 6 identical manchild NEET characters who are cute and make you smile
R e a l l y .
>>679725525
I have the tools but lack a handy .webm, sadly.
>>679725899
That'd be this season's Shounen Maid Kuro-kun
>>679726295
Dont forget the bowl
>>679726318
man isn't todays technology amazing
>>679726485
Who could possibly ignore those sexy, sexy bowls on thier heads?
>>679726295
No I want the sexy cat boys. If I want to watch NEET manchildren acting like fools I'll just stay in thread.
But really?
>>679726318
How sexy are they?
>>679726712
LAME
But really, I don't watch anime much at all, but Osomatsu is my one exception. I do sincerely recommend watching it.
>>679726597
On one hand, I wish 4chan allowed sound.
On the other, it should never, ever be allowed.
>>679726712
Before we continue, I should point out Osomatsu-San has a pretty choice catboy.
Not Chat Noir tier, but what is?
Homo alert
KILL THE CAT
>>679727047
I wish /b/ allowed sound. I got a ton of really funny webms from /gif/ with sound that i can't post here.
i really dont know why it wouldntbe allowed to be quite honest.
>>679726918
I can always leave then if you think it's lame. It's just a good way to entertain myself while I type.
> "I don't watch anime much at all"
You think you can come into my thread and lie to my face?
>>679727047
Fucking Chat Noir. Dear god give me Chat Noir. Holy fuck.
>>679727365
BUT YOU ASKED ME TO ENTERTAIN YOU.
I actually don't. I have a few anime avatars but those are merely just for the characters.
>>679727321
The cat's fine, quiet down /a/ hivemind.
I dunno, I guess if sound was default muted, I can just see a bunch of people trying to blow out speakers, putting porn audio over children's stuff, typical /b/ stuff.
Sure, it's fine for other boards but in this ocean of piss?
>>679727365
>>679727561
But you just said it was lame.
Are you sure you aren't one of them weebs?
>>679727755
Oh. God. Yes. I will have to buy my boyfriend that outfit.
did someone say DOGGO?
>>679728040
Hello would you like to be my new best friend?
Someone say something about doggos?
>>679728333
Hello would you like to continue being my greatest enemy?
>>679727755
i just like the memes, man.
That would make sense. But being on /b/, I wouldn't mind seeing that content either. It's not like that stuff doesn't happen on twitter or vine to some extent. there's a lot of speaker-blowing content
>>679728034
I said that to you refusing to want anything to do with this silly cartoon.
YES I'M SURE GOD CHET
HAVE I EVER BEEN WRONG WITH SAYING SOMETHING'S GOOD?
>>679728476
>greatest
i'm honored quite frankly
>>679728666
Oh. You need to be more specific and less laconic.
You certainly seem like a weeb.
I would say so, yes.
You would take that as an honour.
>>679729119
I don't even know what it means to be laconic.
I'm much less of a weeb than your boyfriend is let me just say that.
That's not true. I listen to good music and watch good content.
Granted I also listen and enjoy a lot of bad things but still.
Sure I would.
Cause even though I do act like a hardass and whatnot I do genuinely like you.
>>679721234
Did captionbot.ai call you a women as well?
tfw accidentally found thread i was looking for
>>679729455
As in you are never laconic or you don't actually know what the word means?
Prove it.
Define "good".
You've been acting like a hardass all this time? Jesus, you must be a huge wimp then.
>>679729526
I have no idea what that is.
>>679729944
I don't know what the word laconic means.
h o w
o
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Good [g-uu-d] (adj): demos' taste in music.
I'm not a HUGE wimp. I'm like a smallish wimp. Like Eisen-sized wimp.
>>679730265
this is way too cute
>>679723888
Fuck off evil dogger!!
>>679730524
Why didn't you use Google then?
That's your problem to to figure out.
That's circular logic.
I'm not familiar with that metric.
macrocosmologically differentiable
>>679731007
For conversations sake.
Now tell me!
chet all you do is plague my life with problems
point is i'm not an anime guy by any means. BUT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK OUT THE FIRST COUPLE EPISODES CAUSE IT'S WORTH IT.
do you want me to list like my favorite artists or albums or
it's like bite-sized.
>>679726121
People don't say hi anymore? That's kind of rude.
>>679731329
Laconic means to be terse.
I do no such thing.
Hmm....
It's probably the same girl-stuff as Tay's.
I am unfamiliar with that metric too.
>>679731959
AGAIN with the words I don't understand.
alright fine lets say you don't
still.
I do listen to the girl stuff but I do listen to other things as well. Albeit some made by girls. What stuff do you listen to? I seem to remember you like noise.
Very small, but cutely small.
>>679732249
Well that's not my fault. God.
Let's.
Noise?
Adorable.
>>679731802
Hello Anon
>>679732787
Could you give me possibly any more one-worded answers, Daddy?
You should watch that anime.
yeah like didn't you link me orgasm simulation or whatever it was called.
Yes very. And that's how wimpy I am.
>>679733025
You want more synonyms for laconic or you want laconic answers?
But I don't like anime.
What?
Don't let the meanies pick on you.
>>679721234
i used to cum inside a girl that fucked dogs
she'd push my load out her axe-wound and make music with the queefs
u ever heard cum queefs make sick beats bruh?
this was her favorite song to queef to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>679733392
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
>>679733455
Now you're just confusing me.
stop being a BABY and watch it, dammit.
Maybe I'm wrong. What music do you listen to? Name me some albums. Like 5.
I beat up the meanies.
>>679732920
And a good evening to you too.
>>679733642
Please anon...
>>679733779
You're confusing me.
NO.
You are definitely wrong. I don't know what the hell an orgasm simulation is supposed to be.
Can't I just continue being evasive?
Sure you do.
>>679734456
No, YOU're confusing me.
come on
widdle baby chet is afwaid of a animwe
why would you be evasive to me though
what are you afraid of
I do. Have you seen thiese guns? Nobody dares cross me.
>>679734741
How brash
you've been through one and a half threads in the... four hours i was gone.
I like how Trump moves his hands while he talks. Very professional.
>>679723888
God away evil dogger
>>679734846
Why?
I'm afraid it will rot my brain.
I find it funny.
It's because people feel bad about beating up women.
>>679735565
>>679735731
>>679735304
Because you used the word you were defining in the definition.
Also, stop being LACONIC.
It won't. It's an actually good show. Trust me.
It's NOT.
Chet, nothing about me is women.
>>679736061
Is that definite?
Maybe.
Please stop. My phobia is starting to get a hold of me.
I'll stop then. For now.
You are all woman and you don't need no man. Don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise.
>>679736666 (checked)
Sure it is.
You will.
Phobia? Phobia of what.
I just wanted to know about your tastes in moosic.
But I want a man tho
>>679736525
this easily just had to have made my night
thanks
>>679736964
Amazing.
Hmm. Nah.
Anime.
I will tell you then.
Get yourself some hot lesbo puss.
>>679737219
it'll help you get over your animephobia
besides, don't you think the boys i post are cute?
tell me
>lesbo
>grils
Niet. I want a boy. Penis and all.
a boy like this
>>679737605
I'd rather get over my thalassophobia.
Hell no. They have swollen heads. We've been through this.
I will.
Lesbians are hot though.
>>679737663
y u think this is ok? im scared of gfur to begin with and then you go postin shit um aaaa what like what the fuck bro
tits not included
>>679738023
why do you think it isn't okay?
demos doesnt like my knockers ;;
>>679738166
its too hoot
>>679738310
hoot hoot
the vaginas are not so great.
>>679738007
I mean
when will you ever really need to be at the ocean aside from vacation trips
Aw. I guess you won't like it then.
Okay. Whenever you're ready.
But I like boys. With testosterone and not girl parts.
i don't want knockers on my boy
but YOU must have those jugs to be complete.
dom stop being such a fgt
>>679738434
i have a 7 dimensional tulpa who was created 6 dimensionally
please explain
>>679738583
there is no explaining that precious piece of hinduism
>>679738446
I'm a marine biologist. So quite a lot.
If Tay wants to watch it I will watch it. We promised to watch whatever the other wants to.
Got it.
Women have testosterone too. Is that not enough?
>>679738570
go eat dinner
>>679738845
but hes the most removed thing from vapid
>>679738983
I'm cooking not eating
eating will come when it is done
>>679739010
tasty thread
>>679739039
that's nice.
>>679739067
what are you cooking
>>679738945
i thought you were a neurologist.
make tay watch it then
OK tell me now.
He needs to identify as a male, have a penis, contain no female genitalia, and be cute.
>>679739199
Teryaki chicken and rice with a side of bok choy for the people who aren't me to eat
>>679739199
oh you're too sweet
>>679739362
why dont you want any bok choy?
>>679739405
potentially.
>>679739415
I do not like bok choy
or pretty much any vegetable minus a few
>>679739461
no don't actually go there. sweet stops at sweet for a reason
I'd just like to say that this thread was shite.
>>679739270
No, no. I am *neurotic*.
No.
OK.
I'm sure there are some lovely trannies for you who meet those specs.
>>679739610
Avataring usually does that to a thread. But hey, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em
>>679739610
sue
>>679739788
yikes.
alright
ok
no
>>679739943
Are you upset?
>>679740648
You're being so laconic.
