Waifu Claiming Thread - Shameful Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>prove you're not a newfag with triforce
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Flower and Light?
>>679633411
>domestic violence itensifies
Oh...
I wouldn't do that...
Never!
>>679633399
It's still pretty much random.
Also, Chitose, please stop getting rekt all the time.
>>679633399
really decent legs but hatsuzuki still owns the title of best tights in sights
>>679632830
Like shit
>>679632870
>Chocolate green tea
No thanks
>>679633168
Killing myself and avoiding kaz
>>679633168
Don't question it, just love me.
>>679633070
If there is someone else he is making a terrible great job at showing it.
>>679633126
Im not entirely happy with you dying so young Karen, but if thats what you want...
>hugs
>>679633315
I once injected three whole marijuanas and didnt overdose, we're gonna need a lot of it.
>>679633170
lets do it
Akiko claim
>>679633698
Another pirate?
>>679633315
HELL YEAH
>>679633689
FUCK THE POLICE COMIN STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND
MOTHERFUCKER GOT IT BAD CAUSE IM LOUD
Rory-sama claimed.
>>679633671
>hatsuzuki still owns the title of best tights in sights
Why do you always insist that?
>>679633680
don't kill yourself i would miss you
>>679633689
i would feel bad if you weren't around
>>679633750
hello there little one would you mind showing me your waifus legs?
Tatsuta claimed.
>>679633635
Pretty random, but you don't really have too much of a choice as you start out. And Chitose will soak everything the enemy fires at you. That's just how it goes.
>>679633671
Thanks. Tsuzu deserves that title. Tatsuta doesn't even wear tights~
>>679633671
Oh?
>>679633689
If u eat 32 Bananas u can OD from potassium
>>679633795
nope this one has legs
>>679633978
claiming
>>679633590
I won't let any harm come to you either..
>>679633671
Shared title with Yuu.
>>679633689
I'm sure Yume can do it..
>>679633921
I see. Might swap her out then since I already have a seaplane elsewhere.
>>679633947
If you sneeze with your eyes open your eyeballs will come out.
>>679633698
I will let you rape me if you promise to kill me after.
>>679633635
>>679633671
>>679633680
>>679633698
>>679633750
>>679633866
>>679633912
>>679633921
Welcome back guys, make yourself at home o/
>>679633680
You cant avoid me
>>679634050
Yume might have enough legs for two persons but still only counts as one.
>>679634046
>>679633680
Mmm sexy Syndra
Solid Snek claimed.
Best German CV Claimed
>How to start a great day
>Work
>Go back to home
>Join ts3 and listening how tenryuu yelling on teamates
>10/10
Guten Morgen Everyone ! How ist going ?
>>679633912
How dare you ask me for such lewd stuff?!
>>679633750
Thanks, I'll probably be hanging around here all day
>>679634069
Did you skip me on purpose you sick fuck I WANT MY (You) DAMNIT
>>679634050
I personally never really used her or the others like her, but I know that they are useful for certain worlds and events. But I'll advice you to level the girls that you like the most. The game is supposed to be fun after all!
>>679634250
Hi Graf.
>>679634050
>I won't let any harm come to you either
Not from anything other than you?
>>679634250
Tenten a salt
>>679633912
Good
And im going back to sleep
>>679634176
I guess... maybe you'll find a second person some time... who knows.
>>679634250
Guten Morgen Zeppelin-san. Pretty good but a little hungty still.
>or again
>or always
>>679634327
Accidentally missed you, sorry D:
Have this as an apology.
>>679634311
fuck, >>679633750 was supposed to be >>679634069
>>679634236
You and your cuteness again
>>679634416
Get well soon Syndra
>>679633882
>>679634050
there can only be one and i will give that title away so far its hatsu but we can make tournament and find the new rightful owner of that title
>>679633923
yeah thats what i like to see but still hatsu owns the title so far
>>679634250
hey there my little friend how are you doing?
>>679634311
it doesn't even need to be lewd as that doesn't add points
>>679634416
sweet dreams
>>679634416
I will be waiting for you~
>>679633680
SENPAI NOTICE ME!!
>>679634416
Notice me senpai
Or others will die
>>679634407
I... I'm not going to cause any actual damage, I promise.
>>679634507
>>679634575
No, Syndra is mine
>>679634487
Oh well, have some more waifu leg action
>>679633912
Thanks Yume and dont worry, I will stand right here with you looking for some legs.
>>679634245
Solid kek
>>679634426
Im gonna need three to compensate the negative impact of a certain person. You seem to have a lot of people caring about you, can you teach me your secrets?
>>679634482
Waifus aren't fucking real you fags.
>Ashley claimed
>>679634620
No she is mine!
>>679634778
We know
stop reminding us of this painful truth
8/10 waifu you have there
>>679634881
No means no
>>679634745
Ayy
>>679634990
I know so back off!
>>679634592
>I... I'm not going to cause any actual damage, I promise
Not too hard...
I know it's bad timing, but I gotta bounce for a couple hours.
>I'll be back
>I hope
>>679635056
Love me Mako
>>679634487
I guess that won't be necessary..
>>679634706
Curse all those negative persons...
and I'm definitely not among the popular people in the thread.
>>679635092
It's fine. Don't feel pressured. At least not in that way..
<3 Yuu
>>679635136
Can I love you too?
>loves anyway
>>679634378
Hello there Tasuta !
How its going ?
>Do you wanna hear some salty tenten ?
>>679634407
>Tenten a salt
Nothing new
>>679634426
>Pretty good but a little hungty still.
Well go eat something then
>How your draw is going ?
>>679634487
>hey there my little friend how are you doing?
Well good i think
>Join ts3 mate
>We need cancer like you
>>679635225
You can adn you may
>hugs
>>679633549
>2016
>not using Kurome
>plebs
>>679635136
WHAT ABOUT ME
>>679635277
I'm doing good. Just about to watch some anime.
>salty tenten
I think Tenten tried last night when we were playing. I only saw a sprinkle of salt, though. Maybe it's a bit different at higher tiers, as we were only playing T4.
>>679635217
Even if you're not popular the general idea is that you're awesome and nice. And I don't want to be popular either way, im fine with having few people that can make me feel special.
>>679635305
Did I tell you before purple eyes are my favourite?
>>679635277
I'm not going to leave Yuu for some lousy bauxite,
but I'm free to take care of it now.
>>679635136
Oooh
>nevermind you can have syndra, this girls a qt!
>>679634487
would you press your face into yumes ass while she was bent over and rub your nose in her butthole while breathing hot air on her pussy?
>>679635496
Sounds like a solid strategy if you ask me.
>>679635217
yeah you would win by a very thin advantage against rory
>>679635277
ALRIGHT YOU WANT IT YOU GET IT!
>>679635496
Purple you say?
NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES
>>679635916
>read:NOT ALL HEROES USE CAPS
>>679635753
Too bad I can't make it happen. I know what I am doing wrong but theres nothing I can do about it.
>>679635818
Y-yes. Hope you don't mind me staring at your eyes for a while.
>>679635916
Sup capeless hero anon.
>>679635775
>win by a very thin advantage against rory
Is this supposed to be some sort of professional insult?
>>679635743
thats a dumb question
who wouldn't do that with his waifu?
>>679635225
>>679635329
Hugs for all
>>679635496
No, but I know just how wonderful purple eyes are
>>679635665
SENPAI NOTICED ME
>>679636016
I think you were doing fine. Just give it some more time.
still lurking ans wowsing
>>679633549
Anri Claimed
Best ending, therefore, Best Waifu.
>>679636129
some people are terribly boring . I fucking love eating ass . there is just something about a big tight hairless ass that drives me crazy.
>>679636016
you are your special one everybody loves you
>>679636113
no its just the truth or can you show me the big advantage you can build up?
>>679636299
go away
>>679636016
>>679636159
>>679636443
I'm actually way into butt stuff, no scat stuff though. Everything has to be clean but damn I'd say I could eat ass for hours if I hadn't already
>>679636129
My waifu is pure and not old enough for that anyway.
>>679636159
Irrelevant fact: I participated in the largest group hug that is on the Guinness.
>>679636258
>think
What makes you think that? Time tends to heal every wound, but this one is getting renewed once in a while.
>>679636569
Thats an obvious lie, but thanks for trying.
>>679636683
yeah i'm not into scat but i fucking love scat. i trained my girl to love anal and she begs me to eat her ass now. Idk when this started but i think 4chan has something to do with it. I just started like assholes more and more. I know i'm not the only one there have been some great butt threads over the years.
>>679636978
>yeah i'm not into scat but i fucking love scat
kek, i meant ass
>>679636569
I'm not going to fall for this trap.
>>679636728
I need an adult.
>>679636129
I wouldn't do such a nasty thing to underage Karen, it's too lewd!
>>679636978
>not into scat but I fucking love scat
wut
>>679637146
come on man i caught it before anyone replied >>679637072
>>679637241
yeah my bad desu
booty sure is nice, especially in gym shorts
>>679636159
Haiya
>>679637140
Then its a thin advantage
>>679637146
If your age is on the clock... and so on you know
>>679636959
I tried my best sry to fail you but I still like you
>>679636728
must've been quite the experience, how many people were there?
>>679636978
>too lewd
>tfw no gf
Yea I don't know why but I've always liked butts over boobs, legs are a huge turn on as well. Best thing are high stockings with a miniskirt. Drives me crazy
>>679637419
anything tight and smooth
>>679637447
Hey there, I don't think we've met before
How is your day going?
>>679636159
Senpai got b& for a secound
>>679637473
>everything below b is unworthy
- yume
>>679637460
'thin' is more acceptable to me than 'very thin'.
>>679637473
>high stockings with a miniskirt
my nigga
>>679637670
>mfw B and A
>>679633549
You guys are sick and need help...
>>679637473
>>679637670
hnnng the absolute zone is 10/10
i'm also really into fit girls,tomboys,and asians
>>679637771
to put it realistc you win by the thickness of your fullbodystocking against rory
>>679637772
Oh, you know it
nice legs and butt will always trump tits for me
>>679637845
please give me death
>>679638025
It wouldn't be the same without you though
>>679635453
>Maybe it's a bit different at higher tiers
>Maybe
>Maybe
Yes he is diffrent at higher tiers
>trust me
>T4.
Noice
What line and nation you choice ?
>>679635564
people can withstand a week without eating
>try it then
>>679635775
You are not enought cancer ...
>Sr for late respond WoWs
>>679637940
Dat ass
Those thighs
10/10
>>679638166
>mfw someone cares
>>679638166
Wat about me? I got b&!
>>679638025
Wait for me, I want one too.
>>679638001
Look, I like Rory a lot (although manga Rory is much better), but her stockings aren't exactly a big deal.
She just has amazing legs.
Don't let that distract you.
>>679638296
i know right, i want to eat the booty
>>679638371
Well I haven't been around that long but you're nice enough anon
>>679638397
You're practically immortal
Senpai can't die
>>679636569
no.
>>679638287
oi Mr. PolishGuy
>>679638516
oh thats what you want ok so you can keep the title
>best tights in sights
but i need to make a new one with
>best waifu legs
who would win that one i wonder
>>679638287
>Yes he is diffrent at higher tiers
I'm still confident I've had worse (or better, depending on how you see it)
Japanese cruisers. Slowly moving towards the Furutaka.
>every girl I think about asking out has a boyfriend
>only girls that want me to go out with them have generally shit personalities and spam league of legends
>mfw never gonna eat that ass and dress gf up in stockings
really why live at this point
>>679638961
My shitty advice:
Sometimes you can change someone's appearance but you can't EVER change the personality
I would much rather go with a nice 5/10 than a bitch 8/10 (actually made this call before) and it was oh so worth it
>>679638961
We csn fix that *sinister smile*
>>679638961
>spam league of legends
kill it with fire before it lays eggs
I'm not gonna pretend like I've read the thread up to this point but I'm up now and here I am
Nyanpasu
>>679638397
Hey, you didn't tell us why you got b& yet
>>679638742
Not me, but Rory is a good candidate.
>>679639353
Hey you, how's your day been?
>>679639353
doot doot
>>679639377
It was accidental b&
Something about cheese pizza or something
>>679639380
well then i will give the title for
>best waifu legs
to someone who can show me the greatnes of his waifus legs
>feel free to participate
>>679639127
The problem is this is lebanon. I'm not ripped but I'm fit and have a decent face so I'm like a 7 usually and people laugh at my jokes.
The issue is that every girl here is insanely hot. The ones that aren't are either like obese or deformed level of ugly or make up for the attention they don't get by being super loud and super obnoxious. It's either 8-9/10 girls that go to the gym for that NICE BODY DESU or 4-6/10 that are super fucking annoying. You just can't win here and being a vidya fag doesn't really help since clubbing and nightlife is a big thing here. The only vidya girl I found already has an internet bf and she's an annoying little shit that only plays league.
Would you pass for a trap? We can just bro it out if there's still no hope.
>>679638714
Hey less Cancer Buddy !
>Cum and join ts3
>>679638945
Dont care about score at start
you need to know how to move on map and where is blind spots of DDs , CLs and BBs
Then you can care about score :>
>Japanese cruisers.
Good choice
>Furutaka.
Before you get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yys0RBJ3dpM
>>679633549
>tfw can't triforce on mobile
>tfw thread is full of newfags
>>679633549
>>679639697
Best legs right here
>dat thigh gap
>>679639955
>.gif
>>679639890
>tfw can't triforce on Mac
>>679639458
Makes a man go doot
>>679639445
Just woke up about 5 minutes ago so pretty fantastic so far. I expect a sharp decline the moment I get out of bed, though.
>>679639817
I would tell you to just go someplace better but the reality is that's basically everywhere and Trump still needs time to make America great again.
>>679639697
Let's just say Homuras legs have their own tumblr.
Your move.
',:^)
>>679639955
Here's your (You)
>>679639817
I'm white eurifag so I doubt i'd be liked in Lebanon
I have been wondering what is up with the extreme polarity of the hotness of middle eastern people, how come there is just no inbetween?
>mfw league of legends
Can't pass for shit, I'm as masculine as a bear in testosterone but we can still bro it out
>>679640061
>tfw Tats is on a mac.
Are you for seriousness?
>>679640142
thats a good point
>>679639959
Go get them Kouhai!
>>679640140
Then don't get out, problem solved
>>679640277
Hey Tomokanon, how are you feeling today? Any better than yesterday?
>>679640277
It was a gift by my dad, bless the old man he's trying to move forward with the times.
I prefer my PC, but I'm bored right now so this'll have to do.
>>679640424
Wrong Tomoko, fampai.
>>679640501
Is tomoko a boy?
>>679640494
To be honest I would like an iPad for the convenience of a tablet but meh, I'm not about to drop $500+ on a facebook/angry birds machine.
>>679640640
Is Mako?
tenryuu claimed
>>679640368
Fuck yes I will, can't contest with these thighs
>>679640790
Mako actually looks like girl
Tomoko is super boyish
>>679640718
700€ for an iPhone that is three times as large and can't make phone calls?
Sign me up!
>>679640245
I don't know but there's definitely something going on here that I'm not catching on to. Every girl is supermodel material or kill it with fire. Sad that you're manly tho. I feel like a trap is the perfect thing for me, common interests and femininity.
>tfw family and friends would cut me loose and call me heathen if they ever find out
>>679640140
I've been trying to get into canada but they think I'm osama's cousin or something. Won't let me in even though I got accepted in multiple uni's
>>679640718
I got an iphone 4s and plants vs zombies 2 is fucking awesome. They added an epic quest thing that keeps you busy too. You could also play hearthstone.
>>679640959
>ooh they're nice and firm
>>679640928
Hello Tenryuanon, how are you?
>>679640501
fuck
lord ilpalazzo
>>679641092
Finally someone like me who doesn't see the appeal of a tablet. Id rather spend that money on a laptop or whatever.
>>679641028
Mako, are you trying to not make friends?
>>too lazy to quote Tats' post
Fuck yeah, I can't wait to take selfies with it either.
>tfw finally reach 1-3 boss after 20 attempts
>fail to beat it by a tiny margin
>FUUUUUUU
>next stage still unlocks
>wew lad
>>679641259
It was a serious question
I never saw most ok tom's body
>>679641366
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR,
I'M THE END, MY EFFORTS WERE REWARDED.
>>679633635
Why does this screenshot looks like a phone game lol sry I don't ply kancolle idk how PC ver looks like