>>679498013
Lol

create Man with foreskin

command him to cut it off

create Earth for Man to live in abundance

70% salt water

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Inb4 religious shitstorm

>>679498468
Don't even say that word

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>>679498617

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>>679497209
back to 9Fag my nigga.
back where you belong.

>>679498013
Wimrar

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>>679499441
>uses computers and tech weaponry

kek

>>679499544
HAHAHAH wow. yeah, and when I visited Rome, I learnt that part of the coliseum was pulled down to help build that shit shrine.


I am loving this whole thread.

I'm sorry your parents are retards and taught you wrong. Won't they feel silly when they die and nothing happens lol.

>>679500321
Hahaha

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>>679498762
precisely. nothing unclear about that whatsoever

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>>679500432

Bump for interest

>>679500098
woah.
mindblown

>>679500321
sent this to my brother, he's got this super stoner 'logical' baptist friend who always tries using circle logic to prove that a god exists.

If God is real I get trips

>>679501446
Whew that was a close one

Trips for Jesus

>>679497209
It rather should be "Be nice to others, otherwise I will put you away from them so that they can live in the peace and happines while you will be left for that basterd who betrayed me and now hates everything I've created, mostly humans"

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>>679501812
Whatever, fuck Jesus

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If any of you had bothered to read any version you'll know that never once dose god say he will punish you or make you suffer. Only that will of you choose to spread suffering and lies, like OP just did.

>>679502647
Kek

>>679502565
>god litterly drowned the world in hopes of killing EVERYTHING.

But yeah, no hes a cool dood and he just wants to love us.

>>679502565
What are you, some kind of retard who can't read?

Exodus 9:2-3
"For if you refuse to let them go and continue to hold them, behold, the hand of the LORD will come with a very severe pestilence on your livestock which are in the field, on the horses, on the donkeys, on the camels, on the herds, and on the flocks.

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>>679503023
as opposed to fucking space magic that happened during the supposed Big Bang

>>679503248
go read a book, you seem uneducated.

>>679503602
Phrenology, Astrology, Alchemy but yeah my science is right never mind all the theories that have been overturned through out history

>>679503791

your termology is off.

atheism is not a religion.
it's simply lack of religion faggot.

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>>679503495
>

>>679503873
Science is constantly changing with new discoveries. The Bible is timelessly retarded.

>>679503873
protip: none of those things are science

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Atheism is the easiest religion to troll

>>679504097

no biggie, it just opens him to judgment.

I love how the christian images against atheism are just composed of mindless ad hominem and bring no actual argument to the issue.

>>679504215
exactly but they were concidered so at the time

>>679504307

>>679503976
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>>679497272
That's actually a really good one.

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/thread

>>679504977
Most Christians don't know how to read, so this isn't fair.

>>679504470
No they weren't. They were intellectual pursuits/spiritual beliefs that predated actual sciences, like chemistry, astronomy and neurology.

>>679503574
I don't know any atheist who would say everything came from nothing

OP went here from facebook from a page probably named "atheist memes" and now is posting these le may mays here.... so sad...

>>679505396
Point retracted however look at the Flat earth society you can make a good case for a incorrect theory

>>679498809
jesus was an american

>>679503873
But that's just the point of science, if something is proved untrue, we discard that hypothesis and study what the data says to craft a new hypothesis which then gets tested.

>>679505189
You can't /thread yourself faggot

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You all are not Goosists. Worship the Goose. The Goose is Loooooooose

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>>679505984

>>679505768
But we can prove their shit wrong and it's not a theory, it's a hypothesis.

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>>679505644
Actually no, but hey, maybe you'll eventually be right about something! chin up, mate!

>>679501881
This, so much this.
It seems that no one actually knows the scriptures.
There is a malevolent being that is hellbent to take you down and makes you hate your creator.

>>679505888
Truth is with this man.It's called falsification btw.
And that's why religion does not worth shit and never will.

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>>679497209

>>679503574
>>679505602
even if.
it doesn't get better by putting a magical being on the beginning

>>679506219
God doesn't need any help from the devil, believe me. His own book makes him look like shit.

>>679505876
>taking anything from TJ serious

lmao the same people that make these posts are the same ones that go on /r9k/ and complain about their depression, crippling loneliness, and inability to communicate with people.

not that you guys need community or anything when you have all your intellect :^)

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>>679505768

There is no good case for a flat Earth, because it is demonstrably false with a fucking satellite.

That's the difference. Science accepts only beliefs that can be experimentally verified, and have the potential to be falsified.

Religion and science conflict often, but there have been many devout scientists. Such men typically seem to relegate their understanding of religion to a more abstract sense, taking morality and purpose from it instead of physical understanding.

Atheism purports that God does not exist because there is no evidence of God. By most accounts this is accurate, however a lack of evidence for God is not evidence for a lack of God, and so while the strict-reading creationist God almost certainly does not exist there does remain the possibility, however unlikely, for some other supernatural being.

Tl;DR: Atheists and Zealots are both faggots and need to rape each other to death.

>>679506504
Yeah because you have to then explain thw exisence of that being. If the world is too perfect to have been created on it's own, how did a more perfect being with powers beyond the universe come into being.

>>679506800
You're right, how did you know :'(

>>679503248
Atheism =|= big bang

>>679506800
/r9k/ is actually a nice board, but normalfags and people who call themselves "betas" are destroying it. who the fuck will call themselves "betas"? why humiliate themselves?

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>>679506800
u so smart :'( tell me more

>>679503923
Hooooly shiiiiiit

>>679499478
To be fair, i wouldnt want to be on the wrong side of the crusades either. Every religion is bad for somebody.

>>679507185
I think it's their fetish

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>>679506992
top kek!

>>679507273
i also hate intolerance
but i don't tolerate hate ...
sooo ? What was your point again ?

>>679507303
This kinda, if you look hard enough, you can find reasons to kill people in several religions

>>679507273
intolerant = not letting brainwashed jesuscucks enact their shariah law

sorry but you dont have a right to persecute others...

>>679497209
This thread is sad, so many lost souls in here

>>679506847
but in addition science bases thing like the BB theory simply off mathematical equations and observations (Red Shift) that could be due to something else, not solid proof like the observation of the of the formation of stars

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>>679507584
>evoltuion the believe we just happend from monkeys
Atheists are redicilous

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>>679506847

Correct, the Christian "God" is most certainly false. There still could be a god, but it would be a very uncaring one.

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>>679507536

>>679507674
i also hate ignorance

>>679506537
It seems that you don't get it.
The devil is fucking up gods masterpiece, and messes with your mind.
All of the actions of god that can be considered "evil" is caused by the devil, who wants to give him a bad name and wants to destroy us.

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>>679507551
i wish i could laugh at you after you die and nothing happends

>>679499478
What are the moars??

>>679507798
i love these memes its so obvious they were like OMG memes are hot right now thats what the kids want

>>679497403
FALSE!
read the scriptures.

>>679507903
do you even logic ?
how could you love him when nothing happens ?

>>679508024
please read the bible before you tell others to read it

its pretty obvious you havent read it or else you wouldnt be religious

>>679508124
this sentance does not mean anything

before you start attempting to troll people by using the word logic, make sure your sentence is properly structured and your actually able to communicate

>>679508222
heh

Atheist vs religious
Must be a burgerland thing.

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>>679508222
if dubs there is a god

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>>679507831

You do realize that the whole "the devil did x" is just fucking stupid. Either God doesn't have the ability to stop these things, or doesn't care enough to.

On top of that, if God knows everything. Why would he create "The Devil" in the first place? He'd *know* what was going to happen, but do it anyway. This makes him the father of "evil".

>>679502565
Please take your toxic stupidity elsewhere, human scum.

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>>679508276
you witnessed my bait applaus my good sir

>>679508134
Tell me why it is obvious that i am lying?

I get your atheist beliefs. But please explain ghosts. And before you say they aren't real, we lived in a haunted house. The family before us warned us about it and people we had over saw and heard the same things. So multiple people witnessed this. So disprove ghosts to some one who first hand encounters and I'll rule out God.

>>679508455
STOP STOP STOP YOUR OVER THINKING IT

JUST HAVE FAITH STOP THINKING

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>>679508520
yes, but the wrong religion

>>679508520
>bashes religion
>is called "extreme"

>>679508381
don't you have a building to suicide bomb Ali?

>>679508637
maybe they are :O

>>679504977
Actually they read the bible and other religious documents which usually leads to them becoming Atheist, not the other way around. If some people actually read and understood the bible they would probably think twice about what their religion teaches.

>>679508742
i actually did.
went to church ones to prove that there is no god.
had to listen to the preacher first before interrupting. Was the worst time of my life.
so i waddled infront of the audiance and showed them how ridiculouse they are

>>679503211
Obviously he is refering to their statements, not the person themselves. He is not making a claim that they dont exist. I am sure i just fell for bait.

>>679502915
Now now now, that's not the Christian thing to do.
You must turn the other cheek and forgive!
The symbol for your religion is a torture device.
Enjoy.

>>679508767
all religions are shit but some people need them so I don't care about them, let them belive. I just don't think we should let muslims do whatever they like just because they are killing eachother for 4k years

>>679508633

Wow, you got me. Good job mate.
8/10

>>679508455
Imagine this,

You have a free will.
One day you get a child.
Your child will live a normal live and you be a good father for him.
But then your child turns on you and tries to murder you out of free will.
Are you responsible for that?

>>679509076
how about we build a wall and let mexico pay for it ?

>>679505876
You know...there's fallacies in atheist logic, but that picture addresses none of them...

You are more of a religious nut than any christian because you wish to force your violent ideology on other people using the government. So you as a statist atheist are more like a radical Muslim than a christian.

All you did was replace Jesus with violent monopolies.

>>679509115
yes.
based on psycho science.
50% of your conciseness are genetic.
the rest is inviroment so 20% are the influence from his dad therefor 70% fault.

>>679509217
sorry but you think people are shoving ideology on you WHEN PROTECTING OTHER PEOPLE FROM CHRISTIAN PERSECUTION

it is not your religious right to take away other citizens right

fuck you brainwashed retard learn to wake up and live in reality not your fuckin victim land

>>679509312
Ken M?

>>679503976
Your terminology is off. Agnostic is a lack of religion. Athiest is a lack of belief in a god.

Alternately, theist believe in a specific god, and gnostics follow a specific religion. If a man believes there may be a god, but cannot define him, he is an athiest. If a man believes in a specific god, yet does not follow a religion, he is agnostic.

>>679503873
Only religion claims absolute truth. Science is mans pursuit of truth, not the claim that we already have it.

>>679508381
would be fun to add sweden,france and uk to the list

>>679509115
>free will

o i am laffin

>>679509439
for example yes

>>679509312
It's not about science.
It's about free will.
So according to you it will be also your fault when your child murders someone even though you have been a good father for the child.
Fucking delusional nut.

>>679509494
a- or an- with out
gnosis knowledge
theos god or diety
>Agnostic
without knowledge
>Atheist
without god(s)

>>679502565
>disappointed.jpg

>>679498387
Actually 97.5 percent of earths water is salt water

>>679503574
A guy who came from nothing and can create humans with dirt also makes sense!

30 “As for you, son of man, your people who talk together about you by the walls and at the doors of the houses, say to one another, each to his brother, ‘Come, and hear what the word is that comes from the Lord.’ 31 And they come to you as people come, and they sit before you as my people, and they hear what you say but they will not do it; for with lustful talk in their mouths they act; their heart is set on their gain. 32 And behold, you are to them like one who sings lustful songs with a beautiful voice and plays well on an instrument, for they hear what you say, but they will not do it. 33 When this comes—and come it will!—then they will know that a prophet has been among them.”

YES....RAGE

STATE YOUR OPINIONS. SELF-VALIDATE YOUR BELIEFS.

NO ONE IS LISTENING.

RAGE....RAGE....RAGE

>>679509762
>>679509312

>posts that dont make sense

>>679509494
No there is atheist agnostic and theist agnostic and atheist gnostic and theist gnostic

When people say they are atheist they are 99% of the time saying they are atheist agnostic. Being either gnostic is retarded because you are saying you know without any doubt what you believe is actual truth. So they are either delusional or retarded.

Atheist agnostic is just people who don't think there is a god, but they know they could be wrong since there is no proof. Also since belief in god is a dogmatic principle saying you're atheist also implies you don't follow religion.

>>679509145
great idea! I think that would make Amerika great again