>>679459395
Nope, gave my friends what they could use and pawned off the rest before I joined the Army.
>>679459414
How badly?

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What's going on in this thread, faggots?

it's a turn on for her and it's something i'm really into as well
just thinking about it.. unf i just want to lick it off of her slowly and she'll presumably do the same
so greedy

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Night homos

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https://youtu.be/mgier67HqDo

rip bred

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>>679458055
Hey jeff, sorry i didn't see you before. How did your test go?
>>679459698
Still serving?
>>679460428
Can't be bothered to say hello again.

we'll talk again soon
goodnight my love

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i like bred

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>>679460560
I like toasted bred.

>>679460428
This I like
>>679460537
Nope, got out last year, just needed a year to myself before I move back home.

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>>679460686
toasted or plain es good

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>>679460537
Hi
What's up?

>>679460695
Sweet

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>>679460695
See active duty?
>>679460855
Toast with butter and jams with tea. That's how i like it :)
>>679461107
Not my dick. :( You get back into drawing?

>>679461394
Ya, but now I'm inactive reserve. In practice it's like not being in but on paper they can recall me anytime within 4 years of exit date but that almost never happens.

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>>679461394
Not really sorry
I have to gooo
Bai bai

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>>679461718
Trump might start a war. your chances are high i think.
>>679461789
Bye again.

>>679461839
Honestly, I might go back in of my own volition, as an officer though. Never really had the disdain for officers that other enlisted did. But then again I've been lucky with Commanding Officers

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>>679462189
What did you do when there? basic and grunt work?

>>679462295
My basic was Fort Sill. I was a medic, Fort Hood, Texas. Not as bad as what I've been told before coming here. Herpes prevalence disgustingly high though.

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>>679462530
Why's that?

>>679462628
Outlying town is rather impoverished. Soldiers tend to be both a terrible combination of disgusting and desperate.

>>679459582
Sali du huere bänis

I'll just leave this here op is.gd / S7IEk8 remove spaces.

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>>679462775
eww.

>>679459582
hooi veli lähetääks veikkaa ravei rainerin kaa

>>679463022
Hell we give out condoms, male and female yet I kept seeing dudes coming in with something wrong with their junk. Sometimes it's an std, other times is just something they got while in the field.

>>679463263
I passed up an army job a few weeks ago :^) they seemed very interested

>>679463035
Vittu vedä ittes hirteen suomihintti

>>679463580
It really wasn't that bad. It had it's ups and downs, I had plenty of interesting experiences looking back on it.

>>679463726
The role was some communications shit

Eh, i was kind of interested but generally got lazy.

Interesting recruitment process for Australian defence force

>>679463878
What's so interesting about it?

>>679464100
Idk, had about 4 different interviews spanning over months

Its only the 3rd job interview i've ever gone to and the previous one and I only got declined for my first

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>tfw you like boys but dont wanna be a faggot.

>>679464213
Well, that's different compared to what they do in America. You do paper work, you take some tests, a physical, swear in, do the above steps again, then ship out.

hi Faggots!!!

>>679464577
hey hey, I'm not a full fledged faggot. I've never sucked cock

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anyone else into feline butts?
the look so deliciously firm and sexy...

>>679464678
lol hahahaha

>>679464521
Yeah, much different. So you apply, they schedule you for a group thing, you go, do a written test, talk to a recruit officer, schedule a date to come back

come back, physical, eyesight hearing, shrink and recruit officer again, then you know if you are accepted

Wait until position comes up, go into do fitness requirements when you get offered a role and then get shipped to initial training

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>>679464713
Not really.
>>679464710
Hey.

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>>679464713
*they

>dat ass

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Bacon tiger, how are you.

>>679464748
Sounds like there's a bit more quality control involved. That might've prevented the vampire from shipping out. No fucking joke there was a dude that claimed sunlight hurt him and he needed to drink blood to survive then threatened to kill himself. Obvious he had cold feet and wanted to get out of basic for psych reasons but still.

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>>679464882
I managed to get the flu yesterday. at exactly 3pm.
Hope you been better?

>>679465015
There was this edgy guy in my highschool who was the type of guy who'd shoot up a highschool. The shrink deemed him not mentally fit which I thought was pretty kek

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>>679465092
Yea I drank a lot with a friend and played dark souls.

>>679459582
what anime is that

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>>679465208
You going to continue your celebration through the weekend?

>>679465092
Go to sleep, kick the flu's ass. If you were one of my patients I'd tell you get some motrin and water but my bed side manners were considered abysmal.

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>>679465591
As much as "Celebration" counts, yeah.

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>>679465650
Nah not yet. Gotta wait for the cat to come back in, then i shall drink more tea and play Retro pixel castles.

>>679465164
When was the last Australian school shooting? I mean for the united states there's enough to warrant it's own wikipedia page.
>>679465760
Never played it, never heard of it, how fun is it because I need a new game

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>>679465706
Well you got something to enjoy over the weekend.
it may not be the thing you want most.
>>679465995
City / Castle building game, you're a god, set plans villages go and build them etc. it's greenlit on steam right now.

>>679465995
The last shooting was the one which made the PM outlaw guns(im pretty sure) as in mass shootings

So a fair few years now, like 20?

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>>679466127
Would prefer snuggles.

>>679465995
Pretty sure that was around 2002, at Monash University. 2 dead, 5 wounded.

The guy was a complete lunatic and is now in psychiatric care

>>679466342
Yeah, looking it up I've never even heard of any of the shooting that have happened in the last 15 years, go figure

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>>679466223
Get a plushie :P preferably a tiger one ;)

>>679466427
Well, they don't really happen often enough to warrant attention.

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>>679466459
Ive had a husky plushy about the size of a watermelon when I was little. I just hug my pillow now.

>>679466342
Maybe I should move...I mean I love my country and I do enjoy the idea of being armed to the teeth but I've narrowly dodged some shooting incidents by months, weeks and in one case a day
>>679466127
Might look into it, I've been playing civ 5 and ck2 for quite a while and need something to break the monotony fora few weeks.
>>679466718
And how rude am I not to greet my third favorite homo

>>679466824
Well, we still have plenty of stabbings if you're not in a nice area.

Cunts gonna be cunts, man

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>>679466824
huh

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>>679466718
Well that's no fun. Hows your game?
>>679466824
What about that Ashes of Singularity game?

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>>679467111
Its alright, I cant win pvp though so ive been getting frustrated.

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>>679467236
You get alot of invaders?

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>>679467329
I get invaded and invade people to try to get my embers back.

>>679466898
I evaded the aurora batman shooting by 1 day, the second fort hood shooting by a month and one of the colorado school shootings by virtue of moving because I would've gone to that school
>>679467111
Is it like Sins of a Solar Empire?
>>679467025
Of all the personalities that congregate on these threads yours and tiger happen to be among my favorites to observe, sound creepy I know

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>>679467606
Are you that frank that posted the ratty dog from Cheap Thrills?

>>679467703
No

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>>679467463
Yeah i never played with the online function. seems like i would risk losing stuff i needed for later.
>>679467606
sorta, just not in space.

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>>679467956
New?

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>>679467955
You're back!!
*smooches

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>>679468001
I used to mollywomp the shit out of people in the first game with the Falchion.
I literally just got it last night so I am hoping to upgrade it.

>>679468006
ya
>>679468001
Another game to put on my radar thanks.

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>>679468123
thanks! I got distracted playing risk of rain

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>>679468374
Neat

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>>679468236
Cool. Does it have the same type of mods in 3 from 2? How big was the DL for it?
>>679468374
My PC needs an upgrade before it can play that.
>>679468433
How did your test go? you never replied before.

>>679465336
Google says it's Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu

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>>679468663
oops. it wen't great kinda surprisingly. the exam was pretty easy
what's up with you?

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>>679468663
like 25gigs I think.
I dont know what you mean by mods. Im assuming you mean things like flames/bleeds, then yes. There are some that change the stats of a weapon to give it a better perimeter for strength or dex.

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morning rabbie

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>>679469090
oi

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>>679468909
Forgiven.
If it was easy what was the hardest question they asked if you don't mind?
>>679469089
Oh cool, did they change the interface at all to make it a bit eaiser?

>>679469568
I gotta know man it's been something I've wanted to ask for a while, why tigers? and how does one man acquire this much tiger bara?

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>>679469568
it was broken down into 15 prompts, and you only had to write about 6 of them. the hardest ones were stuff like "what would malcolms and timothy disagree about on the subject of ontology" I don't even remember most of them

>>679469864
morning

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>>679470023
Good morning to you as well

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>>679469932
https://e621.net/post/index/1/tiger
That's the start.
>>679470023
So writing papers on what people think about other papers?

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>>679470163
pretty much. I think the hardest one was "assume god exists. following plato's theory of knowing, would you 'know' god exists"

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>>679470480
Ah well. i'm going to goto sleep. enjoy the rest of your Friday.

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>>679470630
night night tiger

>>679470630
Good night

>>679470931
jeffafafa

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>>679471004
anonanana

>>679471123
sorry it was me

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>>679471171
hey, what's up?

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https://youtu.be/RQe4iXrDOTw

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>>679472827
hey linsey

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>>679472827
Hai

I got home and played too much Mario Kart 8
Also alcohol so edgeeee yay

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>>679473355
>drunk driving mario

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I'm still busy
Bbl

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>>679473469
hhhhiiiiissssssssss

>>679473436
So many lives lost.

>>679473355
lemo

>>679473559
aayyyyyy why aren;t you here yet m8o?

>>679473649
>where is here

go hom ur drank

>>679473778
Omg Windsor. my house jeeeeee

>>679473834
>let me just catch a train and Ill be there in an hour with a few stab wounds

>>679473924
Ohmygoddd. Windsor isn't shifty I think.

>>679474031
Ye but Ipswich is

Bogan central

>>679474124
ohyeeeeahh. True. ;[

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>>679463035
PISTÄN TURRILANGAT SOLMUUN HÄH??

>>679474376
What stuff did you get up to, I pretty much spent the afternoon worrying about uni :^)

>>679474376
>>679474124
All y'all, tell me about Australia. Unlike most Americans learning about other places isn't the equivalent of throwing holy water on demons.

>>679474556
Nah, where I live is full of bogans which is closish to where reo lives

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>>679474473
Working, then mario karting with housemates, now thiss

>>679474778
>now drunkingly shitposting

nice

>>679474712
I take it bogans are your version of rednecks but more intoxicated

>>679474556
Decent mix of people.
You got your bogans which are essentially American rednecks, but tend to be more physically violent if they angst out.
I dunno, lots of stuff ;[
>>679474841
erryday

>>679474886
pretty much that

>>679474886
Yeah, exactly. They also smoke a lot, most likely have missing teeth and live on the doll

>>679474778
>canned bourbon+coke

Careful with that white trash.

>>679475072
But thats pretty much what people drink in Australia

>>679474984
fuck that's cute as fuck.
>>679475072
It was on special and it was either that or goon (cheap as fuck casked wine)

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>>679475143
but CANNED??? that's like those shitty budweiser canned margaritas.

>>679475215
First rule of drinking: don't buy shitty alcohol, even if you're broke.

>>679474949
>>679474951
I've assumed that Australia was like America but with way less guns but has Vegemite, more alcohol, and horrifically venomous wildlife as opposed to shit that mauls you that you find here. Not sure how true that actually is

>>679475321
holyyyy helllllll jefffff yessss brussss
>>679475393
Depends on drinking purpose.
I had a crappy week at work, so I'm drinking to be drunk/tipsy.
But I didn't want to stoop to goon, so I stepped up slightly.
Plus I fuck shit up when I mix myself. Like I smash em down.
>>679475509
I've only run in to a couple of our deadly creatures to be honest.
For ages in my life I was super terrified more than most of sharks and I had like vivid dreams about them so I remember asking mum.
"Hey when I was young-young did we go diving on the Great Barrier Reef and get surrounded and circled by a group of sharks?"
"Yep."
"Oh, that'll do it"

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>>679475733
cute stuff is just the best

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>>679475733
>Like I smash em down.

I don't speak aussie, you're gonna have to translate that one for me.

>>679475881
drink them quickly
>>679475733
Nah, shark and ocean shit is fine, snakes doe

>>679475808
Concur. I go for cute mostly.
I think I just like to corrupt innocence, probably a terrible person.
>>679475881
As in like I progressively mix drinks stronger and stronger until I'm on like 50/50 bourbon/coke.
If I'm not sick that night I am vomiting blood the next day.
>>679475941
Snakes are fine, spiders doe.

>>679475941
But ye
drink them quickly is more correct.

>>679476057
>>679476003
spiders wont kill you, well huntsmen wont. Snakes will.

Where I live we have eastern browns

>>679476211
>>679476003
Here we have pussy ass snakes and spiders, with the sole exception of the brown recluse. Fuck those things

>>679476173
Love gloryhole porn and furry tho sooooo, yeeeeeee, spot-on
>>679476211
I literally live like less than 100km away.
Plus I grew up north where there are those, red-belly, taipans, green tree, etc.
One day after watching Goosebumps walked in to room and noticed what I thought was a legless lizard on the vacuum but quickly after realized what it was and was like "Oh... Dad? Can you come get rid of this snake that's on the vacuum cleaner?"
It was a brown, dad just used a stick to get it in a pillow case and hurled it in to the bush.
Hard cunt ayyy.

>>679476400
Yeah, I've looked up those mother fuckers. holy hell.

>>679476438
I dont live in cbd, I live out in a bushy area. Might aswell be third world. No town water, adsl internet and no mobile reception. Heck, I live 10 mins drive from pizzahut but they wont deliver a pizza here


We had a snake live inbetween the two storied of our house for a while until it came out and my mum slammed a window on it

>>679476400
About a year ago we had a 2m long tree snake on our deck, it was pretty scary even though they're not dangerous

>>679476459
You guys have the worst fucking jellyfish in the world as well. How the hell do you guys justify swimming in the ocean

>>679476003
Oh. Why not just have said bourbon straight? Tastes better that way anyway.

>>679475941
Ah, yeah I guess I tend to go through mixers quicker than I would other things.

>>679476400
Brown recluse bites are almost never lethal so long as you get to a doctor, and the wound only starts to go necrotic like over a week after the bite. The toxin from a BW is much more immediately dangerous, but again you rarely die from them as well, my dad was bitten by one. And as for snakes, we have cottonmouths, rattlers, and north american coral snakes. So I'd hardly say what we have are "pussy species"

Unless of course you live in a relatively safe part of the US in terms of wildlife, then I could understand your misinformation. But, it is misinformation nonetheless.

>>679476666
Devil quads m8o
And argh, you are not selling bush-life to me, gosh.
And yeah we have seen some big ol snakes here too. Like any bush at all means snakes. We still get god-damn scrub turkeys in our backyard here. WHY ARE THEY HERE? THERE'S NOTHING FOR THEM.
just get here already gosh
>>679476723
Not a fan of straight alcohol to be fair. If I am drinking straight alcohol I am doing shots.
Generally either fireball or good ol tequila slammers.

>>679476981
MANNNN I love Tay,
I need to start drawing again, get better at that shit

>>679477003
Ah, I'm the opposite. I hate shots, but my main drink of choice is slowly going at a big ol glass of black rum straight.

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>>679477060
he's super cute

>>679477194
Well ay, I don't think there's a right or wrong way to get drunk and anyone who tells us otherwise is likely a pretentious twat so fuck em, as long as we gettin' drink drank drunk.
>>679477276
I remember 402302 years ago when Marty was my main squeeze before 4chan and Onta ruined him with 3213123 stories and 4124312312312312 reposts of the same shit.
Good ol troutliptits.

>>679477003
>muh turkey
city living is tough I can tell

>>679477461
It is.
Hard life of vidya gaming at... well still "meh" speeds because Australia is terrible.
And Netflixxin'

>>679476723
Where I live now we have rattlesnakes. But I've yet to see them but coworkers do complain about them. A good chunk of my life I've lived in Maryland where the worst thing I've seen was a copperhead. So I've lived in one of the safer parts of the country

>>679477608
I only got adsl2+ october last year and it disconnected 20 times a day for 2 months

It was really really shit

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>>679477459
his pouty lips were pretty great

>>679477807
You poor dear. If only I could hold you xooxoxo
>>679477819
Would still rub my dick on em to be fair

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>>679477930
who wouldn't want to

>>679478179
Goddd I need to get laid.
Damn these threads.

>>679478252
way to kill the thread :^)

>>679478751
</3 :[ save me

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