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>>679453416
Hell YEAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkhdN8BmESE
my fav, i got cured of my flu, because a user posted this ( coughed out all of my slime )
>>679454238
I nearly woke up my family laughing at this.
>>679453675
> Trackmania Nations
>>679453755
holy shit that kid got right up
>>679453755
that kid's just like, "yeh i got run over by a car, so what?. mother get up it's mearly a flesh wound"
>>679454566
He died later by eternal bleeding
>>679453755
I didn't come here to feel.
>>679454545
nah, looks like he stayed down
>>679454545
>>679454566
Children's bodies are much more malleable than an adults. You slam a kid to the ground and they cry for a minute before getting back up. An adult falls down the stairs and they break a leg.
>>679454557
Wow, My heart..
>>679454557
story?
>>679454522
America Strong
>>679454844
Girl had some kind of disease, she died in her sleep.
>>679454234
super surgeon out of fucking nowhere?
>>679453776
*snap*
gosh darnit!
>>679453872
Not sure why he would jump like that. Put your damn head/neck on the tracks so you're not a screaming torso under the train for however long it takes to pass out from pain.
>>679454844
Girl was terminally ill, they chose to let her die at home. Carried her out in the morning.
>>679454283
Holy shit that guy just got turned into a teletubby
>>679455011
I assume that was some kind of parachute thing that failed miserably?
>>679454283
/5
Dinner is ready
>>679453776
>dangit
>>679455493
This isn't a Gore thread u sick fuck!
>>679455573
reminds me of one of those dancing things in front of car dealerships and shit.
or a tiltawhirl.
>>679455107
good point
>>679455792
Too soon dude
>>679455025
I LOVE MY FUCKING COUNTRY
>>679453755
later he died of eternal bleeding
>>679455107
it would cut his spinal cord, rip out his organs, and he would bleed out like a motherfucker.
trains don't really cut you like you see in the movies.
they crush you, more like a tank.
just going really fucking fast.
>>679455878
faggot
>>679453755
later he was kill
it was nervegas
>>679455573
beyblade
>>679454789
same with cats , you can punch and kick them and they still work while dogs get broken fast
>>679455011
At least he hit snow. If it was deep enough, maybe he wasn't injured too terribly.
>>679453675
I can't stop replaying this.
>>679455377
the fuck is that shit? hair inside? some kind of tumor?
>>679456178
u fucking with me he ded
>>679456276
read the filename, friend.
>>679456318
He actually lived. No joke
>>679456332
yeah as if the filename means shit these days
>>679455332
yeah, lucky fucker survived tho
>>679454234
story?
>>679454756
Fucking karma.
best I got, sorry my dudes.
Holly fugging hell. This must be one of those parasite brother tumors where just hair and nails grow (made of the same same shit, apparently). A friend of mine at age 17 had one removed from his bum. A big boil full of "bails" and shit. fug.
>>679455332
are you retarded or something?
>>679454557
Serious feels :'(
Poor girl!
>>679455792
fake and gay
>>679456880
+ the chain
>>679457027
iirc, the fucker survived, somehow.
>>679456178
He is in free fall for like 6-7 seconds
20cm of snow will not save you then...oh god the kids today...
>>679457027
Least he didint die
>>679457001
>The Crimson Chim
>>679455107
And the off chance of surviving.
Hello wheelchair
>>679456562
Little girl had inoperable terminal brain cancer. Was just a matter of time before she died. So sad.
>>679454557
I died inside just watching this. I would kill myself immediately after if this happened to my daughter.
>>679456562
it's a police dog. cops were telling him to get up and he wouldn't so they sent in the dog.
>>679455573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh8eb_ACLl8
>>679457176
There's proof he survived. Watch the whole vid. He didn't even get fucked up. Just was sore for a while.
>>679456856
As a dad of 2 girls around this age, this is the saddest thing I have ever seen :(
>>679457201
he learned that in the special forces.
>>679457514
what on earth are you doing in here?
>>679457027
>base jump fail.webm
not sure why this would be a fail.
he jumped,
he reached the base very fast,
great success
>>679457683
Same thing as you
>>679456880
dude, too soon
>>679454827
where is the rest of the bus?
>>679454662
Loooooool
>>679457887
good observation.
>>679453822
9.5/10 splash was a little big
>>679455377
what in the name of ass is that? why is there hair in it
reddit no fap during the fappening
>>679456442
It's a teratoma, a type of tumour that consists of tissue types different to that of the site. It's not unusual to see them contain hair, sometimes even teeth.
>>679454420
spinning bodys always look funny.
>>679456460
neogay
>>679456562
You're what ? Blind ? Stupid ?
Guy got bitten by a dog, you dumbfuck !
>>679458245
god damn
The wikipedia article is terrifying but also interesting
>>679453956
I love the look on his face.
>aaaaaannndddd fuck you!
>>679458245
jesus christ the human body is disgusting.
>>679458245
they should try and breed new organs in these.
>>679458604
did you see the goop shit that came out of it?
no way I want a heart that was bred in that shit, I'd rather die.
>>679458611
he should have this security wire or whatever it is called. looks staged anyway
>>679457887
That's the corner of the building being hidden by the frame
>>679457375
he got a nice check from that
>>679454640
>eternal bleeding
Fucking kek.
>>679454012
Greatest nutshot ever filmed
>>679457375
it's just amusing to see people about to get arrested not cooperating. i mean seriously police burst through your door, told you to put your hands up and you procede to do so, so i'm guessing they had a gun on him already, and when asked to stand he refused? i mean seriously, why.
>>679458881
because
>>679455956
I would cut his spinal cord, rip out his organs, and he would bleed out like a motherfucker.
I don't really cut you like you see in the movies.
I will crush you, more like a tank.
just going really fucking fast.
>>679458881
even better are the "article 4 free inhabitant" people.
link related.
https://youtu.be/8Y7L_q65jrE?t=216
if it just sends you to the beginning of the vid, go to 3:36
>>679458611
fake and gay
>>679455792
wtf? too soon man
>>679458557
thats about right
>>679459090
forty keks
>>679453822
This is why the Triple Lindy was banned from sanctioned competition.
>>679458557
Why is that keep on happening in asian nigger land?
>>679453776
Aww rats
>>679454522
i can't even
>>679453755
>blablacar
kek
>>679455414
OMFG I peed a little
>>679458303
is that giant thing fucking a fish to death?
>>679459561
SHE WAS ASKING FOR IT
>>679458070
umm wtf is that filename? ?
lol thats not a rhino!!! O.o wtf!!!
>>679454557
I think thats the saddest thing I've seen in my life.
>>679455943
>>679456067
Regardless, he did die.
>>679456777
Nice trips
>>679453755
What is this kid?
>>679454848
Clearly in the uk
>>679454662
full sauce
>>679458257
She looks better than before, he did her a favor
>>679454942
>>679455110
>>679454557
My question is, why and who the fuck decided to film this
>>679454153
I want to beat the fuck out of the guy who hit that fucker
>>679454420
this is why we have seat belts
>>679459334
Jesus fucking Christ.
Kek.
>>679458702
Then who was phone?
>>679457201
Why tho :\
>>679456433
No.
Joke.
He is caput.
TLDR He is pushing up the daisy's.
>>679455839
Fucking kek
>dat yameka
>>679453695
out of fucking nowhere
>>679455497
I like how after he lands on the car, it keeps pulling forward really slowly
>>679459662
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>>679457476
Lies lies and even more half truths.
>>679457476
Dude I'm pretty sure he broke both arms and legs. Collapsed a lung. I live around that much snow and my bud collapsed a lung off a 100 ft cliff on skis
>>679460052
steak dinner
>>679459862
>Kek'd
>>679460140
ummm what lol that doenst even make sense, who are you?? :o
>>679458245
i should not have googled this right before lunch
>>679454825
What a total loser... May as well let him die. I just don't understand why people do these things.
>>679458070
>desperately trying to stuff its organs back in
>>679458826
wow. lost
>>679460378
I feel bad for his little "accident"
>>679460052
This is the most humane video to come out of china. Surprising really.
Could anyone explain to me what makes it nice to look at people dying? I sometimes enjoy rekt/gore threads, but I have to be in the mood. I know that "normal" people think it's disgusting and will turn their heads when they see it, so why do we like it?
>>679456178
Broke vertebrae, pelvis, and ribs. Was walking again in 3 months.
>>679454007
that's exactly how it works
>>679454557
This should have happened to me. No sad memory with my crush. No loss of friends, no depression since 2003, no shame, no bad luck, not that house at 6ºC in winter..
I would give my life for her, really. it's so unfair.
I'd only regreet truly meeting my dogs.
>>679460472
no its way dumber than that, its attacking its organs, as it was bucking trying to get an attacker off only to shake them out.
>>679453776
Aww man! Welp! Thats another life we fucked up on saving this week, lets go get a beer Carl, we'll save the next one.
>>679455377
How can I fap to this :(
>>679460721
>dumb
are you saying animals are intelligent and specifically this one is dumb?
>>679460721
It's dead either way
>>679460378
Thought it was blood to begin with.
>>679460801
Did she die?
>>679453755
I think this is Clark Kent when he was a kid
>>679460378
kek. at first i thought he stabbed him quickly in the leg artery. would also be dripping wet
>>679460923
she ascended
>>679460786
dude is still writhing on the ground in the backround
>>679460838
Animals much like mobs of people are particularly dumb. As flocks or litters die off. The remaining survivors do appear to become more intelligent.
>>679461172
fucking nailed it
>>679459334
Top zozzle
>>679460987
I think he was doing an outstanding job writhing in the background! He might just earn himself a medal!
>>679461323
I hate humans, I'm not eating meat anymore.
>>679455573
you spin me right round ...
>>679453956
>that guy caught in the crossfire
>>679458303
rapefish
>>679461556
hope he was going alone.
Funny how the guy standing there waved his hand thinking the train was greeting him lol
protip: dont fly in third world country aircraft
>>679458557
good
>>679461323
Reminds me of the lady that got pulled into an escalator in China.
>>679454522
This is keked not rekt x-D
>>679455011
Look at how his hands are trembling before he jumps.
>>679461794
For a moment I imagined it was my father and I almost cry.
>>679461844
is it wrong of me to want to see a live human go into that grinder? okay, it's wrong. .on a scale of 1 to FUCK NO, how wrong?
>>679459662
zomg r u ediot!! its defnly rino!11
>>679462086
was the pilot drunk or did a tornado pull it out of the sky?
>>679462086
This gives me a lot of anxiety.
>>679453416
>mfw the avatar is training waterbending nearby
>>679453675
2001: a space odyssey
>>679462194
Gtfo then Tumblr faggo.
>>679457965
No.
Not really good at all.
>>679462208
is it rekt if the baby survived? I remember this one.
>>679462184
Anti-AA nerve gas
>>679462208
And that there are people that even knowing these things happen still pray to god to get their parents to buy for them a new phone. I cannot understand how can people believing in something as kind as religion knowing these things happen.
>>679455205
noice.
>>679462086
stall stall
>>679462184
>>679462194
it's confirmed fake
>>679455696
>all of my wut
>>679458652
Yeah it looks gross so it must be!
>>679462487
no, its real. 747 carrying apc's out of afghanastan and the load shifted to the tail
>>679462448
sp00ky
Awesome thread
>>679453416
>>679456276
It's a teratoma.
>>679454640
lost :D
>>679454756
>Instant karma
>>679455943
>eternal bleeding
>>679462244
>>679453675
>>679454963
Holy fucking shit. Ninja cop.
>>679462184
Terrorists relieved nerve gas inside the plane which cause eternal bleeding to the pilots and the plane went tits up
>>679462184
It is an edit more than a fake.
Thew plane crashed when an APV it was transporting broke loose and shifted. The Pilot was unable to compensate.
>>679459334
youtube link please
>>679462725
Great contribution
>>679458778
>eternal bleeding
Yes, that will surely be someone's undoing
>>679454234
Why all animals should be killed
>>679461565
magicu
>>679459334
Why you don't go to Hollywood at 3 am.
>>679455573
666 marks the train.
>>679453416
Wot hapn?
>>679463152
did that guy try to fuck a vat of acid or what?
>>679453416
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Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_
>>679463401
Nerve gas
>>679463401
Nerve gas
>>679463424
>vat of acid
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA A!!!!!!
FUNNYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>679462870
sauce?
Moar?
>>679463535
ayy lmao
>>679463550
didnt see that coming.
>>679463401
Sum kind of gaz
>>679457276
Don't be such a pussy. Death of your kid isn't the end of the Universe man. It's not a big deal since you can make a new one with your wife easily.
>>679462359
wtf?
go tip your fedora somewhere else fag
you're just as annoying as the religious fucks
>>679463533
>>679463535
hive mind
>>679460354
basement dweller detected
>>679453603
jesus chirst
>>679463652
Haven't you heard? We all will die anyway. It's pointless to procreate as an individual, pointless to reproduce as a species. >>679462727
>>679463652
trying too hard to be edgy or schizophrenic?
because thinking of human being as replaceable as you say they are, you are either of those.
>>679458689
>>679458611
Yeah this was staged. Like you said the engine should have shut down because of the security wire tied to his arm.
>>679462184
Some cargo straps broke and the load shifted to the back of the plane.
>>679461556
Why you don't fuck with trains.
>insert "Dumb Ways to Die"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw
>>679453956
full video?
>>679463652
Also, since you mentioned the end of the universe, the universe does have an expiration date and not a single life form will survive it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_death_of_the_universe
>>679458826
Goddamit Brooke
>>679463769
Alright, whose fault is this?
>>679462359
God isn't supposed to be your security guard dude.
>>679456276
Med stud here isa dermoid cyst
>>679454557
Saddest thing I've ever seen.
And I had to I.D. my own brother's body at a car accident when I was a kid. This was worse than that ;(
>>679463993
fggt. if you did find your dead bro you should be a men by now you weak squid
>>679454640
Internal
>>679458303
Dolphins sure know how to have a good time and look good while they're doing it!
>>679463857
Kids aren't full fledged human species. Death of toddler isn't a big deal because it isn't a fully developed human. I don't have any empathy to kids. 100 years ago people were way more calm when it came to death of one of their children.
>>679460923
Yes. Eternal bleeding.
>>679454234
Always cracks me up when the paramedic let's the fucking chair fall on his head.
>>679453603
fucking hell, rekt thread, not gore thread
>>679464455
Ayy dub dubs
>>679464455
8/10 made me blink
