Waifu claiming thread - I dont feel like thinking of funny rules
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
Claim
>>679388732
kagami claimed
>>679388447
awww... i mean i guess you're right
>>679388607
i love that show!!! i haven't seen it in forever!!
Smuggest pic u got go
Akiko claim
Good to see the love still going strong tonight
It's that time already
What's a game you love that you don't think other people here have played?
>dustforce just because I love platformers
>>679388230
>I'll go USS Darter on her ass
Best thing I've read all day.
>>679388338
Thanks Kagami...
>I guess
>>679388447
>all this hate
>>679388607
<3
>>679388698
Hey I understood it, I just think its hilarious and that was pretty much my face when I first read the irony.
>>679388063
Did you really? Like 15 hours but with a million interruptions? Then why are you still tired?
>>679388230
>Never heard of or played this game.
How?
>>679388379
Please
>>679388899
>smug shrug
>>679388939
Chromehounds
>>679388899
Probably this one
>>679388899
Smug?
>>679388698
I know I know. I should've rephrased it to big boobied girls can't be as cute as dfc
>>679388447
I'm flat and I disagree.
Come at me
Sorry, I was distracted again...
Hatsuzuki claimed. <3
>>679388939
Gonna go with avp for the playstation 3 2010 version I think (I was a console peasant when I was 12)
The time I spent on that game is insane, the multiplayer was tons of fun for every species which is a feat unto itself
Welcome back everyone o/
>>679388870
>>679389086
>>679389079
>>679388881
>>679388899
>>679388919
>>679388939
>>679388979
>>679389041
>>679389046
>>679389190
>>679389237
>>679388939
Parasite Eve
claiming shima
>>679388447
You are a nigger as well.
>>679388979
They're jealous, its the natural state of flatties.
>>679389237
>distracted
Yea because its your drawing that is distracting you from the thread and not the other way around.
>i felt so lonely
>>679389086
why not join the dfc club????
>>679389300
helloooooo
>hugs
>>679388899
>
>>679388939
The Wargame series or Supreme commander (Forged alliance best entry)
>>679388899
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>>679389331
I know. Why can't they be content with us?
>>679388979
Wikipedia link not included in my post, sorry.
Unless you actually knew what I was saying without Wikipedia.
>>679389041
Because I have no life (not like I'd want one anyways) and I've spend so much time lurking here.
>>679389237
>
>>679389331
>please don't leave me with them
>>679389498
>pats your hair during the hug to know what does kagami hair feel like
I've been waiting for this moment
>>679388881
MUCHA LUCHA MUCHA LUCH!!
>>679388939
Total war series. But Rome Total War is my favorite game. Fuck the sequel
>>679388979
:D
>>679389300
Thanks!
>>679389544
Oh I am. Don't worry bb gurl
>>679388899
>>679389764
I've played it
>>679389086
I don't really believe in bunching people together like that either.
But you're a qt.
>Taihou, too
>>679389300
>huggles
>>679389422
Chatting on Steam, too. I'm sorry.
My capacity for sharing attention is terrible.
>>679389331
>>679389544
The bigger the better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL2rytTraA
>>679389086
Who dis?
It's been fun tonight guys
signing off for today
see you guys tomorrow
>>679389760
you've been....waiting for this? what does it feel like??
>>679389764
lol! i need to watch that show again
>>679389544
They see themselves as inferior and are constantly comparing themselves to us, instead of thinking of their good qualities they focus on the negatives.
>>679389566
Don't worry, we'll protect you like one of our own.
>>679389869
MY NIGGA! Which is your favorite game? Favorite faction? Open field battle or siege?
>>679389566
I got it, that's why I found it funny.
>>679388939
Subnautica
>>679389764
>smothering hug
>>679390023
kek
>>679390132
Goodnight.
Sleep well.
>>679390028
Filename
>>679390132
Good night
>>679389046
Pretty smug
>7/10
>>679389076
What is this where is your mouth
>?/10
>>679389079
Fucking smug ass hell
>8.2/10
>>679389528
Kinda smug
>4/10
>>679389544
Is smug
>7/10
>>679389775
Damn, pretty good
>7.5/10
>>679389831
3smug
>8/10
>>679389566
I will not leave you just like I will not forget you.
I can't pass for either club, but I don't mind if I have you.
>>679390275
Middle Earth (Medieval) or Rome
Faction would be Carthage
Siege
>>679389870
>I don't really believe in bunching people together like that either.
You only say that because Tsuzu sits in between both groups!
>jk, hugs tighter
Don't leave me, sorry but im feeling insecure right now.
>My capacity for sharing attention is terrible.
Whelp, you're still much better than me, one is not supposed to be able to chat with with a million persons at same time.
>>679390380
Attempt nr 2 at smug, milf edition.
>>679390161
I-its soft... and nice. Can i cut a strand of your hair and keep it as a memory of this moment?
>does not wait for an answer and cuts a lock of your beautiful purple hair
>>679390566
Shiki Briki not smug enough
>>679390380
>>679389079
So i lost to Shinoa by 0.2 points, whelp i guess top 2 is pretty good, but I will have my revenge.
>>679390658
hey!!! well okay...have fun with it....can i have a lock of yours?
>>679390452
I don't mean to make you upset. I don't think you have anything to worry about unless rubbing my body against Yuus makes you upset somehow.
Damn, I'm not very good at this... :^)
CLAIMED
>>679390325
Pic
>>679390161
Is it on boomerang?
>>679390380
She's the smug goddess
>>679390449
Are you me besides the faction? I love the germatic because of them op as hell berserkers
>>679390847
Hehe
Hope you're still around, Ananas.
>>679391565
Carthage for elephants
SPQR because pigs on fire
>>679390902
No. My hair is too perfect to be ruined like that.
>>679390950
That picture is way too perfect for what you just said... I dunno if you read when I wrote it ago, kinda makes me want to throw a tantrum because in a way i don't want to admit it upsets me a tiny bit, but its just for a moment so i know it won't be worth doing it. Also I would hate myself if I made stuff awkward between you and another anon again like with Megumin.
>>679390380
>top 3 smug
yeah boy
>>679391827
>>679391565
>>679390847
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▲ ▲
WE ARE THE SMUG TRIFORCE
>>679391990
You had one job
>>679391565
i dunno, i havent had cable in a while lol
>>679391781
b-b-but what if i really want one????
>>679389870
<3
>>679390253
>Don't worry, we'll protect you like one of our own.
We've got Hamakaze, Hatsuzuki, Atago and me for Shipgirls (and Seaport Hime).
>ASW (Depth charges)
>Anti-ASW (3.9" guns)
>Anti-Surface (3.9" guns, 8" guns, torpedoes)
>AA (3.9" guns, 20/25mm AA)
>Atago's float planes for scounting
We're set.
>>679390325
Nice
>>679390383
How sweet...
>feelings returned
You won't join JTTF?
That's understandable.
>>679392064
brb killing myself
>>679391990
I've been here all summer
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>>679391565
here ya go shinoa
http://kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/%C2%A1Mucha-Lucha
>>679392068
It would be an ass move for me to take without giving anything back. Isn't there anything else you want from me in exchange for that lock of hair?
>>679391774
Rome for the testuedo and parthia for the Persian invasion against all of greece..
>>679391990
We are smug elites of the thread!
>>679392068
Dammit it's not on Netflix. Only chowder, courage and Ben 10. Not hating on them though
>>679392381
I love you anon. Kagami, this anon is a good guy!
>>679392545
hmmmmm, i'll let you choose, just give me anything!
>>679392686
but that was me lol, i guess i should've say it was me...
>kagami
>>679392686
Ever done a custom battle where your whole army is dogs?
>>679392686
Those who want to be Smug should look up on us and learn from our methods.
>>679392698
I have the perfect thing... But you have to promise me not to open it until you are alone in your room.
Take this clearly not suspicious box.
>>679391781
Yes, naturally I saw that. I try my best to pay attention at minimum.. even if i don't manage to reply - which is rare.
The problem was it's difficult to explain.
I don't think you caused any trouble.
I want you to speak your mind or act how you want.
>>679392118
You are so nice...
I u-love
Also, don't worry about Re-chan.
>>679392118
>Atago's
>scounting
I'm retarded
>>679393121
umm...i've seen 9/11, i think this is a lot like it, can you promise it won't kill me?
>>679392911
>
>>679393255
Everyone makes mistakes.
>>679392813
Oh.... sorry..
>>679392876
Holy fuck yes! I usually go on the bridge maps cause it's funny to see a unit route when they're trying to pass their own troops who haven't routed yet. They end up drowning in the black ferocious sea of dogs one by one
>>679393121
Yes. They will learn our ways
>>679393400
',:)
>>679393189
>Also, don't worry about Re-chan
Re-Chan isn't one of JTTF's members.
I'm not afraid of that BB.
She's helpless against a submarine.
>>679393400
>Everyone makes mistakes
m͍̣̹̣̟̠̒̍̏ͤ̂̈́̚͢i̳̭͎̮̦̝͔͖̇͊̓͆̄̾ͥ͞ŝ͒ͩͥ̏ͪ͏͍t̐ͥ͌͊͛ͥͬ͗̀҉̪͖͖̖͇̻a̫̟͑̃k̷̡̞̖͖̲̒̿̊ͭͨ͂͡e̶̱͊ş̾͐̇͏̹̱̩̼̪͚͔?̳͔̜ͣ͊̊͑̔͑̅̃
̼̩͇̫͙͍̼̤͗̎́
>>679393715
I like to have a way to break down the walls then release the hounds into it, never gets old
>>679393715
no no! you're fine lol, i just forgot what that website was lol
>>679393770
Hi Yuuko
>>679393715
>wat do now
>>679393872
Oh
>>679393770
Pretty smug.
>7.1/10
>>679394151
W̷͉͙̬͚̠̰̘̺̔̓h͕̟͛̋̀̚a̶̙̬͎̗̋͂̃̅͊̽͂͛t̲̙̝̀̈́̚͞'͎̗̘͉͙̉ͯ̑̂ͩ̑̚s̰͋̀͒̒ͫͯ̔͠ ̧̭̲̹̤̦ͯ̄̋͒̅̅̀̚ͅͅa͉̬̳͕̜̎̓͒ͥ̐͌̉ͅ ͕̞̱̰̝̌́m̢̬͖͚̹͚̟͇̝̿ͯ͒̅i̷̪͎̣̱̗̤̮ͩ͒̕s̷ͦ҉͕͙͉̞t͓ͮ̇͛a̦͔̘̓̎͛̈́ǩ̙̹͔̦͚̟̫ͭͮ͒̂ͦè̗͍͙͉̬͖̾̉̈ͭ́̕?̺͉̥͕̝ͦ̆̏̍ͮ̾̉
>>679393770
hi beautiful one, how are you today?
>>679393770
Hey Yuuko, I've been watching Nichijou, are you proud yet?
>>679393319
N-no. I mean yes. Why would I do that, your hair is too precious for you too die.
>>679394353
top tier anime imo
>>679394520
You're right, It's goddam hilarious
>>679394364
awww....will i at least like what i see before i die and claim my hair?
https://master
chan.org/candy/thread/34924
is she claimed yet?
>>679394151
Hello bubblegum you any better today?
>>679394257
Hello there neet tomoko
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>>679394332
Tired as hell. Yourself?
>>679394353
I sure am bud.
Hope you enjoy it.
>>679394327
Mentioning mistakes was one.
>>679394896
Much better.
>>679394896
im fine, looking forward to my weekend lol, do you have anything planned for the weekend?
>>679393770
>>679393953
Dude you make me want to reinstall the game. I really hate how glitched most of it is and how? Teach me master
>>679394091
Oh ok dude thanks again!
>>679394151
Round 2?
>>679394710
There is only one way to find out. But theres no need to think about it, just go back home.
>>679395042
That's good. Don't get sick gain now.
>>679395093
I have to go to the hospital for some treatment i get every 6 weeks. Nothing special.
>>679393872
I'll ensure your safety either way. Re-chan shouldn't cause any trouble....
I feel a little helpless, too, since when I look at you I can't help myself..
>>679395246
but i like being here....maybe i'll just open the box
>>679395356
treatment??
>>679395137
It's on Steam for £7
>>679395356
What's the treatment for?
>I'm still sick, I just slept a lot today
>>679395137
?
>>679395437
Ya i got this chronic stomach condition.
TL DR version is sometimes i shit blood.
>>679395673
to you too
>>679395632
>>679395560
I already have the game when I bought to total war bundle for $29.99. Kinda pissed off they made the Greek states a dlc
>>679395673
how long do the treatments go on for? do you have it forever?
>>679395632
One of many reasons why shinoa is great
>>679395437
Stop! Think of all the people!
>watches as you open the box with the underwear i just bought inside
Alternative scenario: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwCbbMgp3Lw
>>679395861
Get on that shit then
>>679395892
Not forever, just until i die or it stops working.
takes about 3 hours once i'm there. Just a long infusion. Don't worry i'm use to it.
>>679395042
I'm done, don't worry.
>>679395364
>I feel a little helpless, too, since when I look at you I can't help myself..
Don't get distracted, please.
You're helpless against anything bigger than a DD.
Without you we lose almost all AA power.
Don't die on me.
>>679396104
Lol k
BRB yall I got dogs. Pigs, elephants and hounds to unleash on the Egyptians. Fuck the pharaoh
>>679396079
oh!!!!! are these....f- for me?
>kek at alternative scenario
>>679395673
That sounds awful.
>>679396015
kek
>pic
>>679396327
I wasn't worried, just confused.
>>679396370
Have fun
>>679396240
that sounds....terrible, im sorry
Hai guys heading back into work again for 15 more hours of rootin tootin fucking nothing.
Claiming Korra while waiting for tram
>>679396531
>>679396475
Shit happens. Was fun when i first got it and it took doctors forever to figure out what was happening.
>dies in corner
I'm sure people here have worse medical problems
>>679396415
Yes they are, and I will want to see them again.
>and your hair too
>>679396475
...maybe...
>>679396488
I will. Put pigs against elephant makes the saying "when pigs fly" is real
>>679396822
naw, the worst i've had is chronic pneumonia, but there medication for that...is it genetic? or something else, if you don't mind me asking
>>679396327
>helpless against anything
I-if you give me your hand I'll feel a lot better.
>>679396904
you can see my hair whenever, im not allowed to keep them???
Dis me wafoo, ess a number seevan,
I'm very tired
>>679396822
How old were you?
>>679397151
>pic
>>679397389
Off course you are allowed to keep them, they are all yours. When I said I would want to see them again i meant something else...
>>679397607
I second this request
>>679397289
Auto-immune disease. Even my body doesn't like me. I got this till the end. Medication is called remicade if you're interested.
Every once in a while you'll even find threads on /b/ about it. It's quite interesting.
>>679397414
18 was perfect timing to fuck up my school searching plans.
Ended up in hospital every time i visited a school. Funny in hindsight.
>>679397607
!! w-what do you mean?
>>679397345
You can shred Aircraft, Destroyers and Submarines with ease.
Anything bigger and you're limited to just a single quad torpedo mount.
>gives hand
>>679397776
that's rough man....sounds like you live through hell...
>kagami
>>679397414
>>679397813
I mean... You will know when the moment comes.
>>679397748
Fine, but no strands of hair for you, Kagami's hair is all mine.
>>679397776
Nice.
>that sounds terrible and I'm sorry
>>679398199
>
>>679397953
>hand
I'll take the little ones you take the big ones.
>>679397776
Dude not even kidding. God bless you
>>679397983
It could always be worse. I try to focus on the things i have control over.
>>679398290
>>679398428
thank you for your kind words.
>>679398290
>>679398234
o-okay, i hope that moment comes soon....
>>679398513
You might know that already but have this anyways
>shinoa bro
>>679398611
Not being an asshole but these are the screenshots I took thay could be useful one day
>>679398890
>I need to take some of my own screenshots
>>679398782
my nigga
>feel like i killed thread
So if you could have one weapon from any anime what would it be?
>vehicles don't count
>>679398328
An advanced "Autumn Moon" Class Japanese Destroyer and a Type IX U-Boat.
Strange team.
Weakness would be a CL, and to a lesser extent, a CA
>Tenryuu is a CL
>>679398660
Do you really? We could make it happen sooner but for that we must go somewhere where we are alone.
>>679399140
>>679399228
Don't mind me
>>679399177
>vehicles don't count
>>679399240
>>679399177
Do tits count?
>>679399210
You have to promise me to run away if we get into anything hopeless...