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>>679315779
lost
>>679315874
lost.
>>679315779
Lost. Fuck me sideways
>>679316068
lol i was there
>>679315874
How could I lose to this?
>>679315928
Bruh
>>679316317
Sit tight, pupper
>>679316292
Rooster teeth is cancer
>>679315779
Anonymous desires the rebrand it so desperately needs. Now is the time:
>Let's create a giant gay human centipede.
>Each and every single anon fucks the ass of the anon in front of him and behind you another anon is fucking your ass.
>Millions of anons all united, dick-in-butt. As the mass media broadcasts our glorious feat, we chant:
>We Are Not Anonymous
>We Are Faggots
>We Do Not Use Condoms
>We Do Not Pull Out
>Assfuck Us
>>679316392
i beg to differ
>>679315779
lost
>>679315874
Fucking lost
>>679316383
Of course it's in fucking Austin.
>>679315874
>my first sexual eperience
>>679316068
Story ?
>>679316535
its a what..
>>679316535
1405989591248.png
>>679315874
I'm out
>>679315928
lost
>>679316702
kek
>>679316725
lost
>>679316383
What's going on here?
>>679316506
Monster
>>679316899
lost
>>679315779
Lost.
>The intensity in his look.
>>679316702
Still love this.
>>679317048
This looks like a stock photo. If that's the case, who thought it was a good idea? Or what would it even be used for?
>>679317208
weird stock photos are best stock photos
>>679317186
actually lol'd
>>679315928
I missed this guy
>butterfly in the skyyy
>>679316866
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKZ-W7Sotrk
>>679316435
lost
>>679315874
BRUH! This happened at my last appartment in the kitchen. Every-Fucking-Time
>>679316277
lost fml thought i cud make it
>>679316535
I lost
>>679316795
so far i haven't seen any thread not fall into one of these categories
>>679316755
It's like the office in real life
>>679315916
Oh my god, how did I lose to this
Probably because it happened to me once
>>679318038
no it didn't
>>679315928
Post on /mlp/
>>679316476
kek filename
>>679318023
Source?
>>679316882
>taxi commander
jesus fuck my sides
>>679318151
Well it did, but it wasn't a "she".
>>679316882
>taxi commander
>>679316863
I think it's this one http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3144647/New-footage-shows-revellers-running-horror-escape-flames-fire-spreads-air-leaving-hundreds-burned-one-person-dead-Taiwan-party-pyrotechnics-disaster.html
>>679318311
I like the honesty
>>679316755
That's not funny. That's harassment. I hope that asshole got fired.
>>679318023
i dig that this is taking place at the Reggae Disco Tech
>>679318659
And I hope you poo your pants
>>679316535
Am I missing something? 1460641856903.png?
>>679318659
Your face is harassment
>>679315928anon
what the fuck anon?
>>679317817
Newfag detected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fU8QQxV1Tw
>>679318659
Sounds like he deserved it for being a whiny little bitch, but whatever, and who the fuck brings band posters to put up at work, fucking hell.
>>679318912
Holy shit. GPK movie. Forgot all about that monstrosity.
>>679318659
Simon- what are you doing on /b/?
>>679318097
LOST. WTF?!
>>679319039
Nightmare material right there anon
>>679316755
I hope simon is fired already. Fucking pussy faggot
be me 10 years old
> share lunch period with tard class
> one tard named Scotty one tard named Bob
> Bob has palsy or some shit,Scotty has the downs
> Bob is drooling chocolate milk all over electronic wheelchair and mashing banana in his hand.gif
>Scotty don't like Bob or bananas
>Scotty starts screeching Nana Bob Nana Bob .mp3
> Bob now freaking out shooting chocolate milk out his nose onto Scotty.
> batter up Scotty. PNG
> Scotty cocks back full downs mutant strength in effect.
> jams un peeled banana into Bob's eye.
>oh shit web.m
>Bob smacks Scotty in his lowered ears with banana palsy hand.
> Scotty mad now jumps on Bob in his hawking chair
>Bob and Scotty now doing donuts in tard chair in middle of cafeteria Scotty going full throttle into Bob's stomach with fists of fury
> Scotty's sweatpants get caught up in tard chair wheel and get pulled down to his ankles with ass in air
> mfw Scotty has huge shit log in whitey tighties poking out leg hole
>Bob grabs doo doo butter with banana covered palsy hand and smears shit on Scotty's mouth and in eyes while tard machine still rotating 360
> ding ding ding! Here come tard wranglers Scotty likes one tard wrangler a whole lot
> Scotty cocks back and punches Bob right in throat before tard wrangler gets Scotty untangled from hawkingmobile.
>Scotty gives tard wrangler big kiss with shit covered face. Tards get carted out of cafeteria and get hosed down.
>>679316771
>filename
>>679318659
Simon- what are you doing on /b/?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Thorne_%28writer%29
>>679316435
KEK
>>679319366
What are "thursday things"?
>>679318023
That was actually fucking awesome for a ring fight. Much better than the fake looking American wrestling. WWE is like watching ballerinas dance.
>>679317130
Kek
>>679319454
Wow, it's almost like the filename is part of the pun, like it was intentional putting it here. Amazing.
>>679319844
I lose literally every time someone posts this!
>>679319851
You watch wrestling? fag
>>679320212
What the fuck are those monkeys fucking doing? Give the little thing at least a chance.
>>679320212
I love Nat geo
>>679320075
Only real wreastlin'
>>679320212
This is what happens when you don't spay and neuter your feral populations.
>>679318773
That's part of the joke, newfags just posted the picture without changing the file name to "the game", so it became a meme.
>>679316383
> nig not still tried to steal the car even after it caught on fire
>>679320564
>wreastlin?
Are you some kind of stupid?
>>679320796
"...Became a meme" Fuck you
>>679319844
Wouldn't 'fire a bow' also be correct? Like when you say 'fire a gun' you don't mean you shot a gun out of a gun.
>>679318633
Does anyone know what in the fuck that blue street sign actually means?
>>679319772
>the dancing part
don't even care if this is fake, its hilarious
>>679320564
round here we call it rass-lin
>>679320997
Did it not, faggot?
>>679320796
Fuck the Fuck off
>>679320796
It's not a meme if you are the only one that posts this retarded joke
>>679319262
I stupidly thought he was just going to nuke it in the microwave.
>>679316510
Not other anon, but it has been complete shit for years.
>>679321168
Nigger.
>>679321188
Nice dub dubs. But I wasn't the poster, I was just clarifying to the guy that asked.
>Be 17
>miss
>>679321117
>rass-lin
>>679320053
Shh anon is happy he is slightly more observant than a bookshelf let him have his moment.
>>679321282
>dub dubs
>>679315874
Why did i lose to this
>>679315779
instant loss
>>679320212
This must be why niggers turn to crime.
>>679317142
I don't eat pizza, isn't this an ok pizza? I mean it seems like the customer got more meat than you'd expect on it and it's 50/50... What am I missing?
>>679321424
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub
>>679319772
KEK
NUMBER 5 GOT ME
>>679316795
name my band threads?
>>679315874
fuck i lost
>>679321546
It looks fine to me. It's what they ordered. I think it's just supposed to be funny because the reality is different from the picture on the internet.
>>679321346
i get it
im not laughing
but i get it
>>679316455
Reported for spam.
Kill yourself
>>679317208
Some christian partyshit probably.
"With this you'll have fun decorating the cake", the cakes all being made for church charity the next sunday or some shit. Fucking christians.
>>679321546
>what am I missing
A lot
>>679315956
lol i lost
>>679316795
XX names my new wifi SSID threads....
>>679316455
>one.
>>679315916
thisi s great. all i needed was caption and floppy
>>679321794
This b8 isn't big enough for the both of us.
>>679318097
johnny 5!
>>679315956
this is dumb
>>679317208
They have a lot of fun at some of those photoshoots.
I saw one set of stock photos about smoking weed (I guess I should point out it's completely legal in places in the US so they need stock images of that stuff too)
And it's a bunch of casual business dressed adults sitting around in what looks like an upper middle class house in a nice neighborhood "pretending" to smoke bongs and joints and stuff. I thought it was hilarious.
>>679316755
>>679319772
This was actually funny
>>679321794
Reported for reporting.
>>679321088
that sign means pedestrian crossing.
It's an english highway code sign.
>>679321794
LOST
>>679318097
when u whip too hard
>>679317752
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6LaDJYOTvg
the new bermuda triangle!
>>679316435
lost so hard
>>679316771
fucking lost my shit at the filename. well done, 5/7
>>679316392
This thread is cancer. Not one lul.
>>679316725
Pic always forgets the donger
>>679321986
to be fair, Johnny 5 looks more stable and bottom heavy with his tracked chassis, and would probably not have tipped over.
>>679316725
I lost to this for fuck sake?
>>679317752
Lost hard
>>679322145
Good. Hopefully nobody can find you.
>>679316444
Fucking French faggots
>>679322222
Checked
>>679315874
At my old apartment I had to warn guests about my hot water. Within 5 seconds it would be near scolding hot.
One time i burned my dick in the shower because it was the first thing to hit the water stream.
>>679321917
Bet you can't eat just one.
>>679315779
this has been posted on reddit and all over facebook. get the fuck out of here, you reddit facebook faggot
>>679320212
Story?
>>679322222
nice quints
>>679316771
i don't get it
>>679321546
None pizza with left beef. It was a watch dogs thing
>>679322370
So you spend a lot of time on reddit?
>>679316614
Wrong barrel, bruh
>>679322370
Takes one to know one faggot
>>679315916
>smashing her with a floppy
Kek, more air than usual was released out of my nose.
>>679321794
>>679322031
Reported for reported for reporting.
>>679322377
i believe that the story goes like this, woman was raped, forced to marry/give birth to said rapist and it's spawn, and she abuses it so.
>>679322607
>Gets raped
>Beats the child
Fucking woman
>>679315928
It just kept going.
>>679316313
duuude
>>679322439
>it was a watch dogs thing
Jesus christ you're a newfag.
>>679316931
FUCK! Got me.
>>679322592
Reported for reporting for reporting for reporting.
i've yet to laugh at any of this fucking cancer, like holy shit so many reports, summerfags and newfags don't even have a half decent /b/ folder.
>>679321088
its polish sign, information that ppl will cross the street in this particular place..
>>679323052
And then you post this crap? ok faggot
>>679317186
What a retard
>>679316387
lost
>>679321088
Are you fucking retarded? Can you not see that it's a picture of a man walking across a zebra crossing?
>>679318633
Shitfuck. Got me.
>>679322287
this is typical asian food m8
>>679316795
>gif
No thanks
>>679322222
Johnny Quints
>>679321088
it means step on a crack, break your mothers back
>>679316435
>sikh
>"infidels"
no
>>679322370
>implying you accidentially know about where else this has been posted
>>679320212
I can't even tell wtf is happening there.
>>679317752
Lost
>>679322287
This is what sushi niggers do, just cut shit up and eat it alive. Savages.
>>679316899
So this is how you make fat people lose weight, by giving them food. Wait, what?
>>679316882
>feces so money
>>679322428
filename
>>679316882
Fucking kek'd
>>679316535
hahaha underrated
>>679322370
>this has been posted on reddit and all over facebook
Some people don't go to reddit and don't use facebook.
>>679322370
Wait so if they don't have a reddit or facebook account, therefore not seeing the pasta, then they are a reddit facebook faggot?
How autistic are you?
>>679316535
kek top thread
>>679316795
the real cancer is knowing that someone took the time to make this
>>679316899
Never gets old
>>679320564
>real wreastlin'
>>679322132
Thank god I dont live there. that poor school kid.
>>679315779
fuck i lost good one op isnt a faggot this time
>>679322050
it's a european thang
>>679323722
Fuck that shit
>>679318659
Simon detected
>>679316444
>filename
Kek
>>679316444
>>679324333
The trips in this thread
>>679319085
That isnt a swastika. Thats a manji. Fail.
>>679316755
The last two are the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcAY6-xl8A0
>>679319262
...y tho?
>>679315779
I have that, best purchase XD
>>679317186
kek
those packages are fucking retarded tho
>>679315779
lost
>>679324614
fuck you, calling donald trump a gorilla.
>>679315874
I absolutely knew what was coming and STILL lost
>>679316277
I lost so fucking hard
Like couldn't breathe
>>679321554
simon eating a hot dog, best one
>>679316899
ITS JUST A PRANK BRO
XDXDDDDXDDD
>>679322222
johnny is new meme
short circuit was hilarious, so well deserved meymey.
>>679320212
Here is my analysis.
Mother is having a psychological breakdown and is disowning the baby. The daughter is confused and being caressed by the mother who is claiming ownership of the daughter but not her. The daughter tries to comfort the baby and bringing it closer to the mother but is rejected. Meanwhile the father records probably to justify a reason to abandon that current family or claim custody later on. The father allows the reactions to occur out of negligence and also probably ignorance thinking having this "evidence" will support his case instead of properly dealing with the situation at hand. The father is basically a bystander until he shuts the video off.
>>679324941
this
>>679321561
I would rape her too.
>>679316755
>nickelback poster
at work? wtf?
>>679322377
Baby turned out to be black.
Sorry if this is too funny
>>679324836
atm software provided by bethesda
>>679325492
Kek
>>679318097
LOOK AT MY DAB
>>679316771
super funny
great job
>>679319262
White people
>>679318023
Lost
this is trully like a motherfucking irl cartoon
>>679316435
>stupid infidels
please be real, holy kek
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