What are you waiting for ?
Post a selfie.

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>>679281256
The fuck happened here?

>>679281060
Is krokodil?

>>679281409
yes it is...

>>679281256
https://youtu.be/n-qHzOWLbvw

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Rekt?

>>679281088
Holy shit that's crazy. Didn't see the blood till I scrolled down.

>>679282131
Haha love the part when he stays down

>>679282408
>marriage

>>679282408
When ur gf sucks your finger to turn u on?

>>679282489
Wait is this a fap trap thread now?

>>679281401
Shit cunt bitch deserves it for marrying a guy that's so arrogant and ignorant that he smokes at the gas pump.

>edit: Shit cunt bitch deserves it for marrying a guy that smokes.

>>679280525
for a second there i thought that was a dogs asshole

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>>679282408
rekt != gore
post some quality shit, faggots

>>679282854
I will admit my dick went semi chub when I looked

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>>679280525

>>679281088
Holy shit. This is harsh. He's definitely dead, just can't fall down

>>679280939
Jesus, animal attack?

>>679283037
Wtf that is gross. I nearly puked

>>679283105
Who cares he is black
>white power

>>679280939
after a chimp attack, iirc
>>679281088
a proud man that dieded standing
>>679281166
not sure if nigs ot roasted
>>679282569
I should give up fags(cigarrettes) after watching this pic

>>679282620
Lord Vader

>>679283292
>pround man
that was nigger death couldn't come sooner

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old one. She gave birth once dead

>>679283490
Is that common? Pregnant women give birth after they die?

>>679283490
whoa that's hardcore... never seen that one before...

>>679283730
Rigor mortis pushes the dead infant out, it's like when you shit yourself after dying.

It also squishes the baby.

do you even Rekt? most of this shit is gore!

>>679283026
>>679283624
Please explain

>>679283137
Eww. Roids

>>679282408
My wife wouldn't let me get a Titanium weddinng ring because if something happens to your hand you're fucked. Which sucks because it's a shit ton cheaper than gold and looks better.

>>679281484
Is that...

Is that Jack Nicholson....

Dear god....

Scarier then The Shining....

>>679283959
no

>>679283730
No you dumb nigger. it's rare.

>>679284105
>it's a shit ton cheaper than gold
That's weird, Titanium is a lot harder to get than gold, it doesn't even occur naturally it has to be extracted from compounds.

>>679284033
Stuck in textures.

>>679283959
mexico and the los zetas.

>>679284033
Sir, did you know you have a broken headlight?

>>679284277
Well it's definitely much cheaper despite the process to obtain it being much harder. I wonder why that is, probably subsidized.

this thread
>more like gore thread...

>>679281441
holy shit, they can cure night witches? I'd better get my ass over to india

>>679284595
sweden, yes, etc.

>>679284277
My 8mm 9ct white gold ring cost me $900, a titanium one would have cost me maybe $400. I bought the rings on a weekend when the jeweller was doing half off wedding rings.

>>679282078
Did u see what they pulled out of this bitch

>>679283147
yeah, dumbass thought it was a good idea to keep a 300 lb chimp as a pet

>>679281166
When Em' be droppin fire

>>679284671
I suspect it's because of higher demand for gold, that and virtually everywhere charges 2x-4x normal price to people planning a wedding. We planned around that and didn't book anything that didn't openly advertise their prices.

>>679284671
Titanium is the ninth-most abundant element in Earth's crust (0.63% by mass) and the seventh-most abundant metal.

Gold is #72

>>679283037
c'mon man, I wasn't ready for that

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>>679285025
the problem is when the chimp hits sexual maturity, for males its about 5yo. That unlucky bitch was the chimps neighbour.

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>>679284881

>>679284837
>>679284671
Titanium is the 9th most common element in the Earths' crust and a few million tons of it a produced each year. In comparison, gold is the 79th most common element and is about a million times rarer than titanium, and only a few thousand tons are produced each year.

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>>679285152
And gold like oil & diamonds have their market value very tightly controlled to ensure value.

>>679281088
I'd rather die on my feet....

>>679284156
Than*

>>679281441
Who would want to cure strong penis

>>679282991
So why didn't you?

>>679285798
maybe a soft arsehole gay?

>>679283959

Prehistoric Lego set

>>679286082
>>679286121
>>679286165
China spooky

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look on the kid's face
lel

>>679284595
she could definitely do something about that bush

>>679283037
WTF! story?

>>679280939
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wgS0KgT5APc

>>679280939
Buttface

>>679286121
Tokyo Gore Police. Movie taste is strong in this one

>>679281088
Should of wore a hardha... oh nevermind.

>>679284277
Because gold is natural it can't be produced. Titanium is made and used in all sorts, this makes it widely available but due to the nature of the process of making it makes it carry the price tag.

>>679284837
Titanium is a strategic metal that aerospace companies have the right of first refusal on

>yfw titanium nitride plated not solid

>>679280791

After one bong hit

That's it.

I don't even know where the FUCK to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>679287104
Are there any pics of this? Story?

>>679288068
I'm here for the kids falling over, but you can go home too.

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>>679287912
hahaha what a fucked up situation.

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>>679284033

>>679288096
The photo I replied to is Charla Nash, the women being attacked by Travis the chimpanzee. There's loads on the internet about it.

>>679287104
What made the chimp chimp out and is there any information on who, if anyone, was killed?

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>>679288068

>>679287584
What does this have to do with spiderman?

>>679288448
Oh yeah, that attack is what this 911 call is about.

>>679281484
do you have tp for my bunghole?!

>>679288513
These>>679288448
>>679288653

>>679287584
This makes me sad

>>679285152
>Titanium is the ninth-most abundant element in Earth's crus
But like aluminium it doesn't occur naturally, it has to be extracted from other materials. Gold is found in its pure state naturally. That's where my confusion is coming from.

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>>679287584
Thats pretty sad man

>>679288448
Thanks anon.

post more you slow fucking faggots I want to sleep reeee

>>679281401
he literaly set her on fire that retard.

>>679288900
You shouldn't be sad. The dad got himself in trouble with gangs, so he's held responsible for everything.

>>679287584
goddamn niggers

>>679286472
fgt

Anyone got the video of the girl eating a whole live mouse ? (Without chewing)

>>679289775
you know the vid of a girl putting living eels inside her puss?

>>679290283
>>679289775

You know the vid of the girl getting fucked on camera and her pussy literally breaks? Like the musculature that supports the pussy-asshole wall just snaps

>>679290283
Ye, why ?

>>679290492
Nutritional value

>>679287584
fake

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To be more specific, this one:

>>679290633
holy shit haven't seen this one yet fucking 10/10

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>>679290667
Holy shit 10/10 kEk

>>679283260
But he had a job. That's like killing a unicorn.

>>679290667
holy shit this is so sick!!!

>>679291040
favorite so far

>>679281484
time reks us all

>>679287104
That was brutal.. fucking people are stupid for owning a chim doe.

>>679291514
you sick son of a bitch

>>679291514

What the fuck. Dude. There is a line, and you crossed it.

>>679290667

Reaction shots not timed to the goals scored properly even though there's A class Hue tears with every goal.

When will someone fix this?

>>679291040
that filename

>>679282618
this is the /b/ i like

>>679281166
humans literally look like baked potatoes when they're burned alive.

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>>679291514

>>679285422
A local company produces Ti parts for the USAF. It's not uncommon to see 1ton Ti billets on trucks in my area. WV fag here

>>679291514
bruh

>>679287154
Thanks for that insightful, meaningful comment, you cock gobbling pile of pig shit! :D

>>679291203
too soon

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>>679289165
holy fucking shit

>>679285422
Murica imported Ti from Russia during the cold war. CIA shell companies. Used it to build spy planes

>>679290633
>no helmet
What a fucking faggot

>>679292530
The best annon.

>>679281166
When the mixtape was on fire
>I'll see myself out

>>679282131
what a bunch of fucking idiot parents Jesus that pisses me off how unaware can you be

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>>679283490
Guts, is that you?

Post most gif pics for us iPhone fags.

>>679292396
I thought it was a snowcone with a shit ton of nuts around

>>679292396
What is the story on this?

>>679291040
Filename

>>679284732
Wth are nightwitches?

>>679283037
Oh shit

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>>679292249
>The faggot in yellow shirt

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>>679281484
Sweet tits.

>>679292683
Yes. It is I whom you call Guts.

>>679290667
100% pure rekt

>>679292530
little fucker shouldn't have burned his patch

>>679284105
What do you mean "if something happens to your hand you're fucked"?

>>679287328
>Implying Tokyo Gore Police is a good movie

>>679292795
something about worms, he was in the er to have them removed and died shortly after

>>679281441
>opposite electrician
my sides are in orbit

>>679291514
Kids in Africa could eat that sink for week you sick bastard.

>>679293100
Name of the first grill?

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>>679291203
>be taking a shit below deck
>suddenly the ship rocks and capsizes
>finally squeeze out a log sideways and then the ships magazine explodes

>>679292905

588th Night Bomber Regiment. All female soviet bomber unit. They'd cut their engines way out, swoop down so close you could nearly slap their ancient shit-tier planes out of the air, then drop their bombs and make their escape.

You really don't want to be plagued with night witches. Symptoms include biplanes swooping over you at night, high explosives being dropped in your general vicinity, and swedish power metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7NSUFDHFgg

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>>679289447
Clearly not niggers.
You can't even get your racist bait right.

>>679283037
MODS MODS MODS

>>679293196
exactly he deserved it little bastard

>>679291514
MODS MODS MODS

>>679292530
What was the story behind this again?

>>679288068
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw.

>>679293864
guy's airsoft patch gets burned by the kid, he gets revenge by shooting him in the back and everyone freaks out

>>679293930
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
Nail his other hand to the floor as well

>>679293930
>Being this unfunny
How about you fuck off back to uncyclopedia?

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>>679283490
>>679293140
You wish you were guts from berserk

>>679294001
everyone flips their shit and bans him from every airsoft club in the country. pussy retards.

>>679293444
checked

abagail spencer
check out "burning love."

tbh

>>679292249
STAGED
T
A
G
E
D

still funny, no homo tho

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>>679294222
checked

>>679294143
What is red, white and black sitting in a corner crying.
An emo baby cutting itself.

>>679291511
the fuck do you mean you cant see shit, the bitch is just talkign

>>679294611
Whats the difference between a truck filled with dead babies and a truck filled with bowling balls?
You can't unload the bowlingballs with a pitchfork

>>679281166
how come baked humans look so unappetizing?

>>679292249
good way to get yourself shot

>>679293444
http://www.xvideos.com/video10316126/video_masturbandose_de_famosa_spenser
trips oblige

>>679293268
kek

>>679292307
wtf story

>>679294117
What's the best part about fucking twenty one year olds?

There's twenty of them.

>>679284732
Pretty sure that's africa

>>679284105
thats bullshit, you can break it with a locking plier easly.
its crystalized and it will simply pop

>>679294993
faulty elevator shot up and fast as seen breaks failed and he broke only bones or from what i read

>>679281441
The fuck

>>679284277
Elemental aluminium doesn't occur naturally either and it's cheap as fucking shit.

There's LOTS of titanium on the planet, way more than gold. It's mostly titanium dioxide. It's in sheetrock / plasterboard on your walls even. It's used in sunscreen and as a filler for cheap pills too.

The cost of titanium is not so much in the production of its elemental form but the working of it afterwards. It's hard as shit, doesn't forge easily and is tough to cut. Its considered a novelty metal for jewellery because of its reputation of strength, you can get sheet titanium per kilo WAY fucking cheaper than the same metal as jewellery per kilo.

>>679295021
i dont mind animals killing other animals but man doing it is wrong unless its hunting big game

>>679291006
The rare thing is them keeping them. He obviously couldn't.

>>679292530
that's actually pretty ballsy, i'd be afraid of some other faggot shooting me back for it.

>>679293100
hahaha ew

>>679289165
That is fucking funny.

>>679292307
that going down?

>>679294718
somebody make this a gif

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>>679293100
why was the black dude wearing a frangga got to spread them aids

>>679281304
If this were reversed it would be a good deal with it maymay

>>679292358
kek

anybody into munting i need a hand

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>>679296536
Here fam

>>679283490
Killed herself to avoid giving birth. The irony!

>>679283624
No blood, why didn't I think of that.
This guy is an artist.
I gotta get out of here, I can't think straight. Cya Baptista.

>>679284595
...then I was like this...

>>679282408
That's spooky. I can see his inner skeleton!

>>679282489
His finger prints are clearly grinded off, yet this faggot still has teeth. Was the murderer even trying anymore?

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>>679280331
underrated post

>>679282010
calls Steve
>Steve, bring you Jesus costume, there's a guy here with a shirt that says Jesus is a cunt
>I can't hear you, where are you?
>I'm at that music festival
>huh?
>that music the festival, the one on Broadway
>oh okay
>so are you coming or what?
>what?
>with the Jesus costume
>oh sure
>...
>what bands are playing
>what?
>at the concert, who's playing?
>I don't know dude, I'm high as fuck
>is it for like local bands or are there any bands I might know
>goddammit Steve just come here and bring your Jesus costume

>>679281922
What is habbening here? Besides a guy in dive gear stuck in muck?

>>679283137
PUT THAT SHIT ON MY RITZ NIGGERS

>>679284595
She's kind of hot...
Is it ok to have sex with a dead person I might find in the bush who's died ?
Is it against the law or anything ?
I'm not a sicko or anything, i wouldn't do it if the body smelt too bad.

>>679290440
link? xd

>>679286082
Is this like using leaches to sure flesh eating virus ?

>>679296956
Stfu Dexter!

>>679290633
did he just get close-lined by a kid wrapped to a pole with ciran wrap? wtf is going on at that park?

>>679280791
Thats sad. What a waste.