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Let's try to get nudes on OKcupid. >Quote the picture
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Let's try to get nudes on OKcupid.
>Quote the picture and roll your number

7 decides
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>>679272392
Do you feel like trading some pics?
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Send me a pic to fap to?
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>>679272899
Roll
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>>679272899
One more time
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Can i see a photo of your naked body?
It sounds weird but im an art student and i have an assignment to create a picture of the perfect form. I figured you would suit the part nicely.
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>>679272899
roll
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I refuse to have sex with a turtle.
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>>679273356
Roll
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>>679273195
Roll
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Tits or gtfo
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Show me thise big old yams baby. I need a tug asap
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>>679273675
Roll again for 7
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What will it take to see more of you?
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>>679272392
Show me the fun bags mongoloid
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>>679273887
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>>679273887
Winrar
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>>679273356
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its not easy having a good time
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>>679274125
Good win, we might actually get something.
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Here's a pic of her while we wait for a reply
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>>679272392
I got a magnum dong
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New roll!
4 this time.
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>>679274510
I'm an art student. I'd like to paint your beautiful body.
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>>679272392
I think the skin is the most fascinating part of any animal
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>>679274630
Reroll
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>>679274510
Id like to see a bit more of your body. What will i have to do to achieve this?
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Let me get a picture? You're extremely attractive.
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>>679274630
Reerooool
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>>679274510
come on, you know what i mean, youre to pretty to not have been asked this before
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I've got a magnum dong ;)
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>>679274630
Roll
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>>679274510
Boobs. I want to see them.
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>>679274744
winrar :^)
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>>679274744
Fucking gay kys
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>>679274744
Winrar
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You know what I mean. You're gorgeous.
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>>679274744
Welp, we're not getting anything.
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>>679274510
You know what I mean baby stop playing ;)
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>>679274510
Do you feel that? You have been divinely ordained. I have been tasked as a cleansing rain. I bear the sword of Uriel and the father demands his vengeance burn them like eternal sulfur. Once I have purged all the unfaithful, you shall be my queen as we seek a golden reward on the other side
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>>679274744
kek good win
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>>679274744
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>>679274744
Nice reference
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>>679275014
it's over
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Ok you ruined it with that statement lol
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>>679275014
How much nigger are u?
Srs question

>4get
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>>679275014
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>>679275014
Can I ask you a question? It's really important to me.
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Www.straightwhiteboystexting.com
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Just in case she doesn't respond, let's roll 8 for this girl
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>>679275014
lol u monkey ass nigger send nudes, are all niggers this dumb? Its like im messaging a fucking down syndrome. The last ape I tried this with didn't understand me either, so maybe you can prove me wrong.
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>>679275273
There's something I need to know.
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>>679275273
I've got a magnum dong ;)
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>>679275382
roll
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>>679275273
Suck my dick for 5 bucks cunt
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>>679275273
So can you give me the succ?
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>>679275273
n00dz?
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i wanna destroy that phat thing you call a face with my big donger
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>>679275382
Roll
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>>679275455
roll
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>>679275418
winner
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>>679275418
God damn it
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>>679275273

I would crawl 8 miles naked through broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie

I have 5" penis
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>>679275273
I find the skin to be the most fascinating part of any animal
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>>679275418

Winrar
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>>679275434
Wew, guess I have to do it
6 rolls
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>>679275273

I would crawl 8 miles naked through broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie

I have 5" penis>>679275737
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Come cuddle? :^D
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>>679275418
kek
>>679275653
roll
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>>679275737
so is that a yes?
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>>679275737
She wants it!
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Often times I find myself laying in my bedroom, in complete silence. I wonder why I've been cursed to be so alone, you know? I came on here to meet someone I could eventually call my wife and she would have my children, if you say no it'll be the last straw for me, I can't take anymore. Save my life and say yes, then show me those tits.
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>>679275737
fuck me lolipoppy
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WINRAR
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>>679275806
lol winrar
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>>679275892
fuck it, send her this, it has everything
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>>679275892
rollings for keks
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>>679276038
Thats not how it works samefag
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>>679275892
Roll
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My favourite flavour of popsicle is dick
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>>679276187
OP what decides?
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>>679276187
>through a walkie-talkie
always gets me.
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>>679276187
sorry, my little brother took my phone. I know its a bad impression but im here now lol, how you doing cutie?
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>>679276237
Keked
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Shit I should have waited like 1 minute longer. Oh well.
2 go go go
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>>679275737
How awesome is your profile that this chick is still talking to you???
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>>679275892
Rerollll
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>>679276376
They also have surgeries to fix your sass, assfucker.
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Rolling for sending a link to this bread.
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>>679275892
This
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>>679276376
Maybe you can make it bigger
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>>679276376
Size doesn't matter when I can fuck you like a horny rampaging bull, baby.
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>>679275892
Reroll
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>>679276376
5" thick you slut
Its 9" long
And im not even a nigger
Tits or gtfo
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>>679276315
>autismo
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I'm good with my tongue, it won't matter. Want to find out?
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>>679275892
Rolling for this
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>>679276376
>5" is /really/ small

She doesn't even know how long that is
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>>679276553
roll
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>>679276553
Roll
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>>679276590
Re-roll
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>>679276555
Do trips count for anything OP?
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>>679276376
>y-you too
>maybe if you weren't so loose
>5" is considered average, studies show
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>>679276376
Fuck you said? i have you know i got aids and i will rape you so you can have it
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>>679276666
Checked
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>>679276666
roll
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>>679276666
nice
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>>679276666
OP do it for quads nigger
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>>679276632
Lol found the guy with a small dick.
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>>679276681
No

>>679276666

But these should
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>>679276632
nice waste faggot
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>>679276376
Well you know what they say
Loose lips
Thick dicks
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>>679276704
Rollllll
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aye, b0ss, fuk off wit da critsizzm. Can i get dat cul0 pls b0ss?
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>>679276376
Fuck off. Your tits are small and probably flat you cunt.
5" is above average aswell fuck. Why you gotta be so hurtful? Is it cause your daddy raped you. Id love to have been there when your daddy porked you.
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Breaking rules for quads. Sorry!
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>>679276376
my secret fantasy is for some woman to choke on my dick, but as its so small my hopes are not high. ive started to not wash my penis on a regular basis, getting a customized shower cap for my penis. its stinking quite rancid, maybe that will make a woman choke for me, now is the question, do you have the qualitys to suck my dick? show your tits and i think about having you sucking it
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>>679276822
>nice waste faggot
Give it to her OP
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>>679276835
rer0lll
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>>679276801
I'll have you know my dick is a large 5.5" :^)
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>>679276901
reroll
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>>679276901
roll
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>>679276901
reoll
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>>679277122
winrar
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>>679276901
Roll
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>>679277122

WINRAR LOL
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OP is gone
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1 now
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I remember my first break up, my girlfriend of 3 years abandoned me. She took everything I had and left. I ended up finding her again and I started questioning her about it, but some guy was there and he kept calling me a sad nerd. It turns out her name was Keith and he lived in Wisconsin, he never even loved me. I attempted suicide via angry wolves the following day but I couldn't do it, I just respawned in Lumbridge. That's the day I decided to stop using Runescape as a dating website.
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>>679276901
welp then roll for a 1
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>>679277512
I had sex with your dad
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>>679276901
reeroll
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>>679277512
Oh I can get it up all right. Fart in my face just once and I will be hard as diamonds.
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>>679276901
roll
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When you see my cock, your gonna throw your panties out the window and send me a pic of a sharpie in your pooper
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>>679277512
You're not wrong but I'll have you know I'm the master of oral.
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>>679277512
wtf u talkin bout, I had sex with melanie on my highschool graduation and she moaned a lot.
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>>679277691
winrar
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>>679277691
winrar
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>>679277691
fucking kek
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>>679277512
the first time i had sex was amazing, i fucked her good, and when i came i got up and kissed my mom goodnight
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>>679277691
Winrar
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I play Runescape
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>>679277512
That's not true I had sex with a girl, she had a penis but she also had a nice pair of tits
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>>679277851
Winrar also
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>>679277691
This
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No I did though. It was in like 6th grade and she really liked it and we did it all the time I swear.
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>>679277623
Roll
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2 decides
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>>679278070
*your
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>>679278070
No you are you big stupid idiot. I bet your wiener is smaller than mine.
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>>679278070
I need to see them titties to decide if this is worth it
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>>679277512
I have I practiced on ur mom
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Fuck you cunt
send pic
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>>679278157
Reroll
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and you're gonna fart in my face
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>>679277869
Lol, rolling
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>>679278221
roll
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Wooow bitch, that's your best comeback? What are you in second grade? Why don't you be a nice girl and send me some pics of your elbows and knees.
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>>679278070
Stupid in love with you, babygirl
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>>679278070
I will smash your face in, shut the fuck up you little cunt. I will fucking destroy you, you hear me?
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>>679278151
this
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>>679278070
Whats the biggest pen0r that has ever raeped you?
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>>679278251
roll
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>>679278251
Roll
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>>679278070
For replying to you, maybe. Stupid doesn't mean I can't fuck like a bull.
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>>679278221
Legitimately never seen an uncircumcised dick. Is that what they fucking look like?
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>>679278287
Rolling
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>>679278070
O shit! I'm so sorry, I left my phone with my friend, though he didn't knew how to unlock it O_o
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*sent this pic*
Does it look like i cant get it up to you?
Now its your turn ;)
You know you want the thick cock? How about it?
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>>679278305
roll
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>>679272392

▲▲
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>>679278070
stupid and ready to fuck, send tits cunt
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SEND ME YOUR VAGINA, BITCH!!!!!
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and you need to be anal punished :))
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>>679275014
wow the ;)
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>>679278332

WINRAR
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>>679273195
rolling
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>>679278283
Roll
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>>679278362
Winrar
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>>679278332
Winss
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>>679278362
lol no
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>>679278221
Reroll
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>>679278380

▲▲
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>>679278446
>>679278478
are you stupid?
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Send
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>>679278384
Roll
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>>679278384
Roll
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>>679278579

> "2 decides"
> his post ends in 2
> winrar
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Bonus girl

3 decides
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>>679278362
here's one that doesnt look like a snake
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>>679278719
Wait please don't go, my Nigerian Princess!
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>>679278719
she said bye tho
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>>679278719
wait dont go, i wanna snort coke off your butthole!
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>>679278719

No need to be a bitch, just trying to make you laugh.
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>>679278737
I dunno why but it still looks weird to me, maybe I'm just used to looking down and seeing a pink Darth Vader.
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>>679278719
I'm gonna cum all over your fucking face

send pic
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>>679278831
Doesn't mean much
Also she's apparently Asian
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>>679278719
Woman! I demand a sandwich and titties.
In that order.
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>>679278719
what do you mean bye you fucking lard ass?
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>>679279002
roll
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>>679278719
Lemme see dem titties
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>>679278719
Hold on, Princess Xiang. The other slant eye ladies call me Lo Wang.
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>>679278719
Pls send tits
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>>679279022

Jesus Christ, those titties... can we be serious for this, guys?
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