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fuck you
smooth and sweet
kawaii undies edition
Awoo~
can't find diddly squat so here's some 19 year old fat furry drawing
>>679242858
agreed hagrid
>>679242139
he's a bottom though, doesn't want to top if he doesnt have to.
I have a dominant personality, I've just let my lazyness overshadow it in the past.
I wanna fuck him but it's gonna be my first time and all that
>>679243122
oh man just what i needed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pYHLfKqHL4
>>679243191
ok anon i have a plan get a strap on bigger then you and hollow it out so you can stick your dick in it and just bone him with what remains,just strap it on in the dark so he cant see
This is real. You all let this happen.
>>679243122
ok here's a new picture
I hate shoveling through the crayon scribbles
it's good
>>679242622
That's Viktor from lackadaisy, right?
who cares about shitty movies
>>679244112
yeas
>>679244112
Yeah
>>679244008
I hate this planet.
>>679244196
disregard this i suck cocks
I am going to continue to let it happen
>>679242784
I did not notice this
Awoo~
>>679244008
i'm so sorry
>>679244008
Hey wheres the virgin fag, did he run off to cry and wank to animal porn?
>>679244257
you suck ass
eat ass
What a fucking loser, like the rest of you animal humpers.
>>679244699
more of a soft licking
Try going outside for once, you stupid furfags.
>>679244794
Fluffy threads were kicked from /mlp/, yet they're pony shit, so I ask: WHY IS IT ALLOWED ON /B/?
>>679244752
k.
licks avery softly
hai kiss
Goddammit I need to study.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NGMQvM8faw
Yes hello
>>679245727
how r u
>>679245843
I'm alright, don't have much to do.
I should do some math homework but I'm a bit on the lazy side tonight.
I made pulled pork for dinner and i am enjoying it immensely.
You?
>>679245970
I spent all day programming
feelin kinda down lately
>>679246170
>feelin kinda down lately
welcome to my life. It's putting strain on my personal relationships though I need to be not down all the time.
>>679245488
not that hardcore
maybe that hardcore
>>679245571
hope you had a good day, hope you had a great day filled with love and hope, and compassion
>>679246170
Probly because you're a faggoty animal fucker
>>679246170
Programming what? I'm curious.
>>679246315
Nani?
>>679246405
says the guy that jacks it to dead things
Darksouls 3 worth justifying 60 dollar purchase or nah??? Im thinking about waiting till sale
>>679246274
it gets so hard sometimes is all
>>679246432
an interpreter in haskell, for a class
>>679246754
Wus wrong bby
>>679246754
I just got into bitwise operators and it's Chinese to me.
Please Vote im curious
http://strawpoll.me/7366974
>>679244641
>>679244794
>>679244948
Nervous enough about hooking up with this guy and these fucking assholes have to try and make me feel worse.
>>679247005
squeek
>>679246913
they are pretty intuitive
>>679246843
just the normal depressive shit
no motivation
>>679247362
Just ignore him fam :)
>>679246673
Depends on how you feel about the DS series.
>>679247421
Excellent. I suggest laying down and hating yourself for a few hours, then getting up and play league with Darwin to distract yourself from the pain.
>>679247362
don't worry, is just only 1 samefag that projects too much. if you like this guy, and that guy likes you. it should be a good experience
>remember protection and lube
Awoo~
>>679247545
excellent idea
might add drinking into the mix there, put my own special twist on things
>>679242784
Awoo~
>>679246405
Greetings from the fluffy thread, autistic faggot trying to start shit.
>>679247005
Man yall lucky I get PND everytime which is why I dont date or fuck anyone often I basically beat myself up over it
>>679247671
yeah i gotta buy condoms. don't wanna mooch one off my brother.
that would be weird.
It's just a hookup, nothing is there romantically so to speak.
Guys how do i make a good sex?
100% srs
>>679247723
No don't do that, drinking is bad.
As abhorrent the past time is in general, it's extra bad to drink your sorrows away. You should revel in your depression and let it lead you into a life of melancholy and dullness where you almost never feel happy, but in accepting the depression it never gets much worse either.
>>679248003
Kill yourself
>>679248003
Foreplay man make out and grope, but dont bust your load too quickly
>>679246673
I'm about 9 hours in and I think it's pretty great, feels like a "greatest hits" of the souls games. All of the good packed into one; atmosphere, music, cryptic characters, combat of course. I bought it for 60 because my tax refund came recently dunno what your situation is
>>679248129
can you fuck off? like seriously. I don't need your shit
>>679248028
or
I could drink and spend one less night thinking about how everything sucks
>>679248417
The more you feed it the more he posts click the blue arrow and hide post :)
who tf up
dark souls 3 is definitively worth 60 dollars, however, do not feel compelled to spend 60 on it to play it immediately
>>679246613
maybe i can be your nani today
>>679248417
I'm not the same person as the fluffy poster. You really should kill yourself though you'll never be worth anything to anyone and that's why you're going to go have random sex with no emotional attachment.
>>679248428
That does not sound nearly as good a plan
need cuddles
>>679244948
fuckin montgomery
>kek
>>679248521
There's no need for language, mister cat pics.
Cunt.
twitch /ass_brains
>>679242784
Fuck your shit
>>679248603
I could get drunk enough to start hitting on people I like and feel good about myself that way
>>679248417
Dont worry about >>679248603 you got me :)
>>679248868
RIP /h/fur didnt see the window was too small
>>679248586
that doesn't mean anything
>>679248657
you need neuroleptics
>>679248823
*awoo
>>679248862
Feeling good about yourself is the first step to being able to feel worse about yourself later.
You gotta look at the long term plan.
>>679248724
im just trying to look cool
>>679248003
Practice. Good thing is just a hook up. You could be bad or good, it won't matter as it's a hook-up
Let's collaborate and make a story.
https://titanpad.com/hI0KLBYqFG
>>679249149
Come on, we're all adults here.
if I host a party, will you come to it Katia?
>>679249036
I only exist in the present so I will endeavor to make that as pleasant as possible
>>679249138
hai
>>679249152
yeah but I'm trying to get us as friends as well. for potential FwB. He's a really interesting guy. if it was just a simple fuck It'd probly be fine. but i don't know.
>>679249461
ay nigga
>>679249461
Fair enough, enjoy your liver disease.
>>679249516
How did u meet him?
>>679242799
Is Rio an ayy?
>>679249218
nah niqga not even close
>>679249552
what
is
up
>>679249637
I'll worry about that when I get there
>>679249667
okcupid dating website.
We didnt talk about hooking up until now because the tiny chatbox, a larges message I made skipped over the question entirely.
>>679249894
that works
>>679248151
>>679248151
>>679248151
bedup boop bip bap
>>679250082
I thought we were furries not androids........ :P
>>679249999
would u regret a 1 nite stand with me
>>679250036
>>679250469
never
>>679242968
>>679242968
>>679242968
fufu minnows
ooh, I forgot how good red stripe is
>>679250538
>>679250593
I should've bought a drink.
>>679250788
<3
>>679250823
this
>>679250788
what've you got to be sad about
>>679250933
his existance
>>679250879
What would you have bought? I'm thinking Cuba Libre
>>679250859
did you send the thing
>>679250933
nothing someone with actual problems would consider bad
>>679250964
>>679251226
more red stripe
>>679251402
what do you consider actual problems
Y'all need a shower
>>679250457
>>679250457
>>679250457
furr murr and double purr
>>679251638
I love this
>>679251587
no money or family or friends or food or shelter or some kind of crippling emotional disorder
>>679251613
>>679252092
I'm there for you......
>>679251402
>>679252307
no you aren't, anon
>>679252372
answer the question
>>679252502
katia you said
>>679252483
>>679252750
I FORGOT IM SORRY
I'm just really busy with school and forgetting stuff and....school work
It affects my nutrition.
MFW half the posts in this thread arent furry pron just weeaboo problems
>>679252839
I forgive you
remember tomorrow tho
>>679252856
>>679253101
I have class tomorrow and I get out at 4:00 pm
>>679253140
do it then
>>679253256
>>679252977
ye that's what I made it for
dom's stream is lagging so I'm gonna turn on the vpn which means I can't post
>>679249516
Well funny stress about it to much.
Fore play is king. If you are the Dom you need to be the one who initiates and when to change positions, escalate sex. Don't fuck like a jack rabbit, find a rhythm where you both bounce at. And don't be silent, moan, hum, gasp etc. Remember he had a dick as well.
Clean and tidy your house, change bed sheets, setup some music, get some drinks in the fridge put the lube and condoms on a table out in view.
Avery, are you going to get plat this season?
I wonder how long this rain will last.
>>679253568
<3
>>679253686
yeah
This isn't where I left my eggs.
>>679253723
clear night by me
>>679253799
Nais. Ganbatte.
>>679254029
KILL IT
>>679254029
but can you fuck it?
>>679254145
Well its clear skies and not rainy :P
>>679254301
thanks you too
woah, grim appeared
and a mugen
also Avery will never get plat
calling it now
>Grim
>>679254474
Do I know you?
>>679254472
If you're getting it, I have to at least try.
>>679254605
We've talked once or twice
not much
>>679254523
He might rage out in the middle of g3.
Unless AM carries him.
>>679254711
Oh yeah?
Nice of you to remember me.
Unfortunate that is not the case for me.
>>679254867
AM could not carry a feather
It's alright, I expect most people I talk with to forget about me, I don't come around places often and tend to disappear for long periods of time.
I will cheer for Avery from the sidelines and make fun of him to encourage his growth.
>>679255162
You're not Alastor are you
Thankfully no
>>679255245
No, I would never post housepets
He probably does not play mid tf as well as I do, so no.
I do play a pretty awful TF
WHO ARE YOU
>>679255404
see above
>>679255414
what is that from???
>>679255754
that's not a name
>>679255849
N-Nyaa~
>>679255944
One more try.
>>679256057
Awoo~~
>>679256057
don't bother people here are always too mysterious to answer when asked who they are
i always tell everyone precisely who i am
>>679256233
ITS FUCKING HORRIBLE
JUST LIKE ANIME THREADS
GOD DAMN
>>679256216
Pretty sure that is KS.
>>679256286
send them back to their pokemon balls
>>679256356
it's not
Who is KS?
ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ʷᵒʳᵗʰ ᵃ ˢʰᵒᵗ⋅
>>679256699
T̮̹̪̻͛̉͂͌͞ͅh̢͆̃ͤ̅͜҉̟̭̗e̻̝̩ͮ̈ͣ̀̌̆͢͡ͅr̷̻̪̙̐ͨ̑ͧ̈̚͜ȇ̸̤̝̺̳̝̹̓ͬ͐͘͞ ̶̺̣ͮ͒ͫi̡̩͙̘͎̗͉̥̟̽͟s͍͙̰̜͎̟͉̔̾̏͒ͦ̉͡͝ͅ ̠̝͇͐̈́ͦ̐̄͘͡n̠͙̮̤͓̆͌̎̃ͦ̇ͪö̴́ͤ̐͌ͪ̔̈ͭ͏̲̫͚ ̴̩̠̭̲͓̪͓̊̎̄ͩͣ̓̽̒t̷͙̠̞̝͉̰ͭ͑͌̈͂͞r̯̲̙̆͗͗͝y̡̬̝̱͚̻̔ͫ͝.̮̣̱̦̮̝̇̏̾͒̾̅ͧ
>>679244008
I really hope this is a joke
