>>679093040
Don't do it faggot

>>679093233
You've completely changed my mind, Whole new perspective of life. Thanks anon

>>679093472
Your welcome /b/ro
/thread

>>679094383
Wow

>>679093040
Don't kill yourself OP

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>>679093040
kill as many niggers as you can

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>>679093040
Do it faggot

>>679093040
Alright I'll start you off.
1. Kill yourself
(Don't actually, I don't want the police at my door, call suicide hotline, talk to someone, blah blah blah the rest of the script)

>>679093040
Yo, if you're killing yourself, can I have your money?

>>679095546
Its not me questioning if i should do it or not. I am. Give me a bucket list fag fuck

>>679095639
Lol nice try, but no. Going to someone else

>>679095984
It worked earlier today, no shit.

Anyways, before you kill yourself you gotta get a big ass plate of nachos. They're the best thing in the world.

I love you OP. Have fun in the void of nonexistence

Make yourself famous by live streaming it. Post link OP.

>>679097128
What am I a fucking attention whore? Dont care about being "famous" on this shitty site

Die of natural causes

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>>679093040

>>679097767
You'll leave a good memory to this site. By making us enjoy your death.

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>>679093040
How much bleach do you have to drink, and can you mix it with something?

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>>679097837

Suicide via old age and bitterness. Most excruciating way I've heard.

>>679098361
You monster

>>679097767
You are a attention whore. You posted this thread asking us to give you a bucket list. Live streaming your suicide is good, you won't have to worry about becoming a fucking attention whore because everyone will forget you after you're dead.

>>679093040
Old Age muthahTruckah

SCHOOL TOUR GUN SHOW

Do heroin, lsd, coke, ketamine, xanex, and meth first. Its not like you have anything to lose right?

>>679093040
Let's go for Old Age again!!!

>>679093040
OLD AGE FAGGOT

Death by niggers

>>679093040
I just really want you to live and not commit suicide.

Fucking suffocate on the fumes of your car in a garage

>>679098875
Get it son!

Old age

With a butter knife

>>679093040
Your death = try as long as you can without sleeping until you drop dead

Get aids from a homosexual

Op is a faggot and wasn't going to do it anyway idk why everyone goes all white knight and tells him not to do it. Besides a real op would stream it on twitch for us.

>>679093040

Bucket list

1: get laid

you'll live forever

>>679098789
>inb4 op already lives in Detroit

>>679099267
He must become a wizard to live forever. Stay a virgin OP

>>679093040
Scream 'Allahu akbar' while bursting your way in a police station with a toy gun

>>679099238
Exactly..... Op is a pussy.

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>>679095844
>bucket list
Fuck that. I don't want you to do fun stuff. If you do, you won't be a suicidal cunt anymore and you'll still exist.

Just kill yourself pussy. You'd probably fail at the bucket list anyway.

Inb4 posted to /r/4chan XD

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Op is a faggot so spiderman

>>679099485

That was my point

toaster in bathtub

>>679102867
roll for this

old age

Overdose on weed smoke

Buy a gun and walk into a kindergarten classroom and blow your brains out

>>679093040
death by old age

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Grow your own crystals, then kill yourself with them, poetic no?

>>679093040
electrocution muh nigga

>>679093040
i wish i had the balls to kill myself.
but i'm a fucking pussy

Suicide by old age

Jump from a building, preferably onto a busy street. Don't hesitate once you've started approaching the edge, you'll pussy out and hate yourself even more.

>>679093040
Make sure u kill urself to death, my brother died of suicide but later survived :(

>>679103911
I've also "survived" suicide attempts, fuck paramedics

1- Go to a mosque, 2- kill as many muslims as you can. 3- ????? Profit

Go to a local trump rally in a Hillary shirt and kill yourself

>>679103729
Is that how to make mustard gas or something lmao

reach the age of 100. I bet you can't do it faggot

>>679093040
You should totally buy all the drugs you can and hook up with as many people from craigslist asm you can. Also if I get trips you're committing seppuku in front of the nearest Japanese community association.

Shoot your balls off with a hollow point bullet.

Raped to death by niggers.

>>679093040
>bucket
>bleach
>funnel
Short list, see yew fagot

>>679104804
sweet b8 /b/ro mind if i take a nibble

>>679106111
Waste.

>Helium tank
>Mask or bag
>Tube
Painless way to do it if you have to OP

Death by age

>>679093040
Shoot a school up. death by cop,
TRIPS GET

>>679093040
Getting fit is on my bucket list. If you're not fit you should try getting fit just to see what life is like for a fit person. When you're depressed its easy as fuck to lose weight because you don't want to eat fuck all anyway

Bomb an abortion clinic

Set an orphanage on fire

drinking bleach would probably be one of the most slow and painful ways to do it. don't do it, but if you have to a shotgun blast in the mouth aiming up would be painless.

Shoot as many niggers as possible

Go to a rally and shoot Hilary

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>>679093040
Run up to some people GTA style landing that punch steal their money. Then toss it all into a body of water or just jump off a bridge as such with a whole bunch of people's stuff.

>>679106907
Doit, then shoot all of the surrounding niggers. You'll get gunned down by the police and go down in history as a legend.

Eat yourself to death

>>679106907
>>679107075
Roll

An hero.

Walk.

Just walk.

As far as you can walk.

If someone offers you food/water, you must take it. That's the only rule.

See how far you can go.

>>679106907
Better yet shoot wait until the final debates when she and Trump are on stage and kill them both

Poor bleach into your asshole

old age, stop being a pussy.

>>679107407
No don't kill Trump. Spare him so he can be the next president.

>>679107375

>>679107407
feel the bern

Live until your last breath. No an hero here

>>679106907
Kill the bitch

if dubs I become an hero to

death by eating urself

>>679093040
Find the biggest mosque in America and spray paint a badly drawn picture of Muhammed and write Trump > Muhammed underneath it

>>679107699
KEK DO A FLIP FAGGOT

>>679107776
So close to quads son of a bitch Reroll

>>679107776
Rollin

>>679093040
Bucket list item #1 should be a nice long cry in your fathers arms

>>679107776
they wouldn't kill him, you dolt. they probably wouldn't even hit him. muslims in america are terrified of being labeled as terrorists. you probably believe in "no-go zones". get off the fox news, son.

>>679107776
Roll
adding make sure you're armed with a squirt gun filled with pigs blood

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>>679107776

START WITH A KNIFE PENETRATING YOUR NUT SACK. Then a gallon of Blench.

>>679108185
No one cares your post sucked anyways

>>679106907
roll

>>679108042
Yet sand niggers in Texas planned a shooting when they heard about people drawing their prophet, it's like the terrorist trigger, if not gunned down by police he will at least cause Muslim shitstorm

rolling the trips
battery acid please

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>>679093040

>>679108343
>planned
sure they did, buddy. get off sheldon adleson's dick.

>>679108324
wasn't mine you fat nigger

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Try to assassinate Hillary Clinton

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Kill Justin Trudeau with a stapler

He's Canadian it should be easy

>>679108494
Hey dude fuck off my father was a fat nigger

>>679108595
fuck you so was mine

Spray paint pigs on mosque

>>679108595
what color was your mother? careful, i hear they might be some racists around here...

it's just to get attention

Killary Hillary

Go to a really black neighborhood and yell nigger

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>>679108818
1 away from quads, so close

>>679106907
Roll for this. After Hillary as many nearby innocents as possible

Helium bag over head no note, no memories, no reason

>>679109152
>Hillary Rally
>innocents

Kill Bernie Sanders and then all the blacklivesmatter niggers that showed up to his rally

please dont

>>679108212
>a gallon of blench

Rolling for OP to run up and smack Bernie sanders right in the face during a speech on his podium.

>>679109388
Actual kek

>>679109789
Roll

Shake Donald Trumps hand and then grab his dicknballs with the intensity of trying to hand make your own hummus

Go to North Karea and shit on their gold statues

>>679093040
1. Call 911, report forced break in. Suspect description, 3 black males
2. Stab Cop Commando pro Style
3. Get Shot and die.
4. Become hero

sshove forks in eyes

>>679093040
1. Actually kill yourself because bucket list denotes you still want to live.

drink battery acid

>>679111139
Finger anus to death!!

>>679111139
roll

>>679111139
rolllio

>>679111139
rollio bowlio

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>>679093040
u kno what 2 do

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>>679093040
is dubs good enough?

>>679111139
Rolling on this sooooo bad! if this trips stream aswell

drink laundry detergent on stream

death by snu snu!

>>679111139
>this
roll

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drink motor oil and stream it. become legend

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drink hot wax and piss and bleach on stream!!!!!!

burn house down

dump armed grenade in toilet if no grenade sub with bleach in ass

>>679111139
rolling

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>>679112131

>>679099665
Just like how you failed at trips.

>>679093040
Steel bucket
Plastic bucket
Ceramic bucket
Aluminium bucket
Cum bucket
flow bucket
carpet bucket
snyder bucket
hipro bucket

There's a list of buckets faggot kill your self already

>>679111564
you wouldn't know, would you, faggot? only cool guys like me get dubs.

Sample slices from different parts of your body, not excluding your dick. Fry them up or bake them. Your choice. You must try at least a silver dollar size portion from each segment of your body before killing yourself.

For your death, you must commit assisted suicide. Much like our favorite cannibal, you should have someone remove a portion of your skull to cut a chunk out of your brain. Don't worry, you won't feel anything regarding your brain.

Again, sample yourself. I'd request a log of each flavor, up to your brain. I'm unsure if you'd be able to record after having your brain sliced, but if so, please do.

As for your death, I suppose it would be your associate's choice, as they'd be disposing of your body. Maybe talk about it before going through with it.

Remember, this will be the thrill of a lifetime that most won't be able to say that they've had.

Hire a hitman then play cat and mouse with them until one of you die. If you win, hire another hitman.

>>679113585
This

Go to the center of your city and burn yourself alive

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>>679093040
EAT THIS

>>679114142
re roll

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>>679093040
AND THIS

>>679113552
rolling this

How much cash do you have? Very important information for me to put together a bucket list
>if trips do a back flip faggot

>>679113552
roll

>>679093040
get a bundle of D space it out and if u still wanna die 4 at a time should do the job

teach us your superior nigger chemistry so we may all enjoy butt-chugging cow shit and injecting coucg syrup but really rolling for injecting or od ing on alot of zzzquil and sleep medicine on stream

>>679114898
rolling this

>>679114997
>so close

>>679093040
Indulge in some acid then move on to some shrooms cool down with some molly. You will know the meaning of life and will seek eternal life

>>679114898
rolling

>>679114898
rolling this alot

>>679114898
r0ll dis

>>679093040
do not make suicide threads OP
get help

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>>679114898

roll to shoot yourself with a gun if no gun brake open microwave and stick head in on stream if not that then drink battery acid or WD-40

>>679093040
Go to your nearest news station and start screaming about bush's lies and jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Take off your left shoe and put it on your head and say it's a symbol of peace to our alien overlords followed by either you an heroing righ or running away on the spot so we know it's you

Suicide by cops

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>>679115435

>find image of infamous crystal thread
>follow instructions on stream
>if you cant find i will and will post

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>>679093040

>>679115487
Michael Brown did that :-)

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>>679115799
>this
>roll on it

>>679115799
Yes rollzys fer this

Self immolation in a well-known public place.

>>679115799
roll

>>679108561
Shhhhh the NSA are here dumb ass.

>>679116005
COCK SUCKER

>>679115799
Rowling

>>679115799
rell on dis roll

rollerino. do it

>>679115799
rolling this shit

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You delay your suicide and instead play video games, masturbate, and love you're waifu for the rest of your life.

At least until you decide to kill yourself again, but you need a grace period of about a year.

>>679115799
Roll for this.

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>>679115799
Roll

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>>679115799
this roll

>>679093040
bucket list? take some good ecstasy some night if you never have before

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>>679115799
roll

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>>679115799
rolling nigger

You don't kill your self, and instead dedicate your life to helping the homeless, by giving away free blow jobs.

>>679116666
do quads count?

>>679116666
OP OF ORINGINAL ROLL THANKS SOOOOOO MUCH SATAN QUAD LORD

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Death by knife up the ass. GO!!

Hike at least 100 miles of the appalachian trail

>>679116759
No. They are not trips.

>>679115799
rolling in case quads dont count

>>679115799
relolling, not that he'll deliver.

>>679115799
rolling for trips

>>679115799
reroll

death by old age

>>679115799
rerolll

>>679115799
rerollll

Practice parkour on a cop car

>>679115799
>>679115799
>>679115799
>>679115799
>>679115799
>>679115799
roll roll roll fag op plz deliver the stream

>>679115799
rerollerino

>>679115799
rolllll

>>679115799
rerollio

You rob a bank, and hold every one hostage, you give out the money to all the hostages, then you shoot your dick off, then you shoot your self in the head.

>>679115799
rerollll rolll

>>679115799
friggin reroll

>>679115799
rollypoly

>>679115799
rollersaurus

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>>679115799
reroll for dishere

You don't

>>679115799
rollypollyolly

die of old age

>>679115799
rollllllllllllllllllllll

>>679117517
reroll for this

>>679115799
ROLL FOR HITLER CRYSTALS

>>679115799
lets roll boys

>>679115799
rollin for dis

>>679115799
roll roll roll

>>679115799
rollypollymollygollie

>>679115799
roll (how long will this take?)

>>679115799
roll dis naw

You don't an hero

>>679115799
>>679115799
REROLL FAG OP BETTER REPLY OR TAKE THE QUAD NIGGER

>>679115799
rolling again

>>679115799
and roll again

>>679115799
rolling still

>>679115799
rolll again.

>>679115799
rollll again

>>679115799
rollllll again

>>679115799
roll and id like to tell you im wasting my life rolling and smoking and getting higher and higher and higher

Assassinate any of the presidential candidates, doesnt matter which one.

boot to the head

>>679115799
keep rolling (have to get it eventually)