Hewo b! Am vewy good fluffy! Wan b nu daddy? Pwes? Am speshul fluffy!
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Hewo b! Am vewy good fluffy! Wan b nu daddy? Pwes? Am speshul fluffy!
die
>>679009771
No wan!
>>679009687
I hope you're brown, so even your mother hates you you piece of shit
>>679010043
Die or i'll take off your legs.
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>>679011792
Fwuffy gib worstest hurties!
>>679011972
I'm curious, would coke dissolve those little shits?
>>679012051
You're a very bad fluffy and your mommy hates you unless you rip off your leggies for her
>>679011772
Mumma say am bestest babbeh! Am pwetty tan, wif bloo hair! Am name sandy!
>>679012311
Unfortunately we will never know
Anyone have the one in black and white where the fluffy is hot and doesn't want to play, so the owner shoots it with a water gun?
>>679012434
Fine, how about I give you a new color before becoming your new dad? I like brown.
>>679012311
If you want it to than sure
>>679012434
Pretty sure your momma won't say this anymore if she gets forever sleepies
>>679012399
Wha??? Mummah doesn't like mi weggies??? Huu.... Dunno...
>>679009687
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>>679013116
i take you are only bright enough to draw and post images and not orient them in an upright direction
Bumpin' with Asperger Daddeh.
>>679013116
They look horrible and your mommy said you would really be bestest babby if you remove them. Also you get spaghetti if you do it
(on a side note, nice drawing skills anon)
>>679012723
Dunno... Am tan alweddy... No wan b poopie babbeh..
I wish these things were real and weRe a real pet/feral problem.........
>>679009687
Draw a smarty being all smug and leading his herd to new lands with his head held high and eyes closed
Then draw him walking off a cliff all Willie coyotey style and pulling out a sign that says "aww poopies" before he falls
>>679012886
Mummah never gon get foweber sweepies! Mumma lib foweber!
>>679013572
This is so autistic I'm loving it
>>679009687
... What the fucking fuck?
>>679013355
I actually do turn them before I post them and it's not doing shit. Sorry about that.
>>679013761
Are you sure she will live forever if I come and step on her or rip her head off?
>>679013452
If you do it you'll get spaghetti every day.
But you'll have to show your mom your new color
>>679013763
>whewe bwuddahs and sisties
>probably dead, too. Are you hungry?
fucking gold
OP here- will be back with more fluff shit later- I have encountered an inconvenience. Sorry.
>>679014514
bless you OP, nice shit
meanwhile general fluffy autism thread I guess
>>679014531
>Atlas Shwuggd.
kek
>>679013761
nice work anon but it is getting annoying having turn my image every time
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>>679014040
Op here- listing what I'll reply to when I get back
>>679014800
Sorry, let me try something. Is this in the right position?
>>679009687
Fluffy shit is already autistic and gay. You've managed to somehow make it worse.
>>679015316
Are fluffies really that big? I thought they're rat-like or guinea pig-like
>>679016031
It depends on the artists but most agree on the size of a large house cat
Sup, normie fags
>>679017207
Nah, nigga
>>679017348
Thanks for the bumps newfriend
>>679017575
Kys
>>679017672
You can't kill what isn't alive
>>679009687
What's so special about you? Can you fix your grammar, like Greg?
>Implying Fluffy knows Greg.
>>679017672
underage fag detected
>>679012311
>See Mentos in image.
>>679018313
Hell if they are to new to understand that fluffies are a child of /b than they are just trolls and should be disregarded as such
>>679018450
I don't see how that related at all to the question that I made based on the comic. I know that there's Mentos in the picture, but I'm asking if coke would dissolve the weak shits by itself after some time.
What the fuck does uppies mean? I keep reading it in these comics but can't find out. Are they afraid of heights? Or do they know that they'll probably get beaten the hell out of them the moment someone lifts them up?
>>679018545
Someone photoshop Shoop Da Whoop LAZAR coming out of the belly, then make a comic strip with the /r/equested shop on the second panel, with orange fluffy's eyes widened because Shoop Da WHOOP.
>>679009687
Living proof that these threads have turned into cancer
>>679018996
There are no rules set in stone if you want it to it does
Great work OP! I love your cute fluffies, and I understand how sometimes pictures inexplicably stay sideways despite editing them otherwise.
>>679018996
Mentos follows fluffy into Coke. Mentos causes chain reaction (mentos + diet coke = best carbonation cannon ever). Result = FluffySpaceProgram2016.JPEG.
Incidentally, depending on the durability of the fluffy, it'd probably drown before it has a chance to dissolve, but thanks to artificial body, etc, it'd probably be part of the Coke formula within 24 hours.
>>679019279
More like it's the loss of control that scares them. Thing how it would feel if a 50' person just picks you up out of the blue
>>679019279
It means getting picked up. Whether they like it or not depends on the way its done: huggies are good, while being roughly grabbed or lifted by tail is obviously bad.
>>679020340
And due to their desire to fly Pegasus and alacorns generally like being picked up
>>679014531
>Every animal I can think of
I wonder how few animals he knows
Mythbusters meets Fluffies
I love how in a good amount the comics, especially the more recent ones, the human's speech is the same as the Fluffy's, showing that the artist is about as dumb as the creatures he implies should be tortured for being so stupid.
>>679021931
actually it's because most of the artists are ruskies
>>679016525
My god the autism manifestation. Its like the artist brainstorms the best examples of it or has real life reference. I can feel the autism.
>>679022166
Mexican actually, but a few are slavs as well
>>679009687
I bless this thread.
>>679022166
This.
>>679013355
you stupid fuck it doesn't matter how you take a picture with a phone it always ends up like that
>>679022937
did he died?
>>679013597
Me too
Some day..
Something I was wondering about, what do fluffys drink? Babys drink milk so adults have to drink something, but what? Fluffys are scared of water and all their food is dry.
>>679023965
Tomato juice?
I am one sadistic son of a bitch when it comes to these fucks.
I want to see more rape, bad special huggies, well thought out abuse, enfie babies/mares/stallions.
>>679023965
Fluffies can eat and drink pretty much anything a human can. Plus grass and plants, of course.
>>679013446
Huu.. Do for mummy then... Buhh, huwties! Not workin! What do??
>>679024204
I prefer innocent fluffies - the sheer idea of intentionally harming something should be next to incomprehensible for them.
>>679014040
Dummeh hoomin get worstest hurties if try!!
>>679019674
Danke!
>>679025768
Cute is best!
>>679026723
>>679025374
Calm down. Would you like some candy?
>>679025374
Ever enfed with a human, fluffy? ;)
>>679027499
Love the dubs but fuck warheads. Those atomic ones where as sour as all fuck
Anyone have the comic with the pillow fluff gets a new friend a seafluffy.
And then only seafluffy gets cooked
I can't find it one the booru
I feel so sorry for this little guy.
i have two story's i could post
>punisher
a alicorn looks for vengeance for his dead mom
>bob the champ
a brown fluff fights in a hunger games death arena
>dubs or trips decide and willl post story from yesterday
>>679028072
smarty that cried human
all non-speech are in english for sanity reasons
>Be babbeh, be smawty, be feral
>I open my eyes for the first time, see mom
>i go to mom to get milk, there is the best baby in the way
>i am forced to wait for milk because of best baby
>> 2 minutes pass
>i finally get milk from mom, i am not mad the dummy brother got more milk then me
> tell mom that i am " the mwst smwaty babbeh evar"
>mom does not give me extra milk
>brother has to go he is eating too much
>i ask brother to come play
>we go next to the water
> i ask " bwother want hwar swory?"
> he says yes
>i respond with " fwuffy dwown " i proceed to him into the water
>i return to mom who is freaking out because best baby is missing
>i say that dummy baby killed best baby and point to my green brother
>my mom proceeds to instantly crush them
>i am now bestest baby, i'm so smart
>i grow older and within a day or two mom shows us to the herd
>i tell mom to tell anyfluff i am smarty, she asks why, i tell her that smarty's arn't liked
>she agrees to hide my smarty nature
>i find the smarty of the herd, he is a pink earth pony with a white mane called candy
>tell them i know about alot of nummies
>lead them to the water and say there is alot of nummies under it
>this idiot believes me and dives in
>fluffy drowns
>>679028320
>i return to the herd who ask what happened to smarty
>i say the two toughies gave him for ever sleepies and eat all of herds nummies
>with in minutes the herd mauls rips apart and eats the toughie
>i a fluffy of the age of 4 weeks am now in charge of herd
>i am reddy, i am the smartest fluff there is!
>4 days have passed since the two toughies and the smarty died
>i have gotten the herd alot of food but there is some loyalty issues
>i tell them a big mean animal is near by and is coming to eat us
>i leave alone, find some food and slightly cut my leg
>i return and say i gave the evil monster forever sleeps and give the herd food
>all of them are extremely loyal now
> over the next few days i proceed to curb out any smarts so they can't raise to challenge me
>i take the foals to the river and
>fluffy drowns
> i lead any smarty stallions to the river and
>fluffy drowns
>the herd loses 6 fluffys but we still have 12 adults and 11 babies
>i find the mare i want to mate and claim her as mine
>one stallion tried to rape her lets just say ....
>fluffy drown
>my mare has 6 babbehs, 1 red, 2 blue, 2 pink, 1 brown
>i throw the brown on into the river while my mare sleeps
>fluffy drowns
>there seems to be discontent from the herd since i'm giving the best food to my mare
>claim that is another big monster near by
>i leave the herd alone again, find berry food cut a different leg return and say i gave the monster for ever sleepy
>herd is woken by loud noises
>see big monsters in white suits in the river
> i tell herd i will deal with it
>i run away
>the monster slaughter my herd
> they crush babies
>they shove babies in moms poop places
>they crush my babbies
>herd is mostly dead now
> the monsters are screaming about contamination in the water
>a monster sees me
>i run
> don't look where i am going don't care
>i am not the smartest
>fluffy drown
bump for story
>>679021753
That was good.
>>679024715
Kill yourself
>>679024715
suck my dick and ill give you super sketties.
>>679028720
its only two parts
see
>>679028072
for other stories
Fluffy Lake is my favorite story. It's a long one, but pretty much every sentence is comedy gold so you should have a good idea about whether you like it right from the start.
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>>679029028
Write a story where a herd of fluffies crash into the home of an old war veteran, has a stroke while trying to scare the herd of the lawn and they stay at their place trashing everything.
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>>679029924
pick
one
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>>679029875
Great story. I love anything that depicts the fluffies natural tendency to friendliness and stupidity. Preferably at the same time.
>>679031802
Just realized that the stallions still have their "special lumps".
>>679027873
bump for this i want this too
>>679032146
Huh. I don't think I ever noticed that before.
Fuck this thread!
ALL THE SNACK BAR! !!!!!
>>679032857
>>679033333
checked bitches
>>679021753
That's actually good. I read that in all of their voices.
The only thing: fluffies obviously pee. They're called pee-pee place for a reason. Even the story calls it pee-pee place...
>>679033333
checked and fapped
>>679033231
yesssssss thank you
Do you like my little Adolf?
>>679034735
10/10 would feed cyanide.
>>679034735
first fluffy to do nothing wrong
>>679034735
That's great! Naming fluffies after things they don't understand is great, and your art style is so cuddly-wuddly that I don't know whether to hug or squash them out of sheer love!
>>679031130
This is really just head canon, i've seen foals to baby making in 2 months. Sometimes 4 weeks.
>>679035404
whats great about this is the lack of a central canon
there can be a lot of overlaps in people's headcanons but no definitive canon allows for great flexibility
>>679035432
kek at filename
>>679034875
Mmm, if he gets too big, maybe. He needs to have kids first- continue the Aryan fluffy master race
>>679036301
So who is the lucky "speshul fwiend?"
>>679017426
NO MORE ASPERGER DADDEH?
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>>679036593
Aryanne fluff?
>>679035267
Danke much! I have yet to give myself a name as a fluffy artist- I'm considering making a fluffyburo acc, but I need a name first...
SMOKY WAWA! !
SMOKY WAWA! !
>>679037172
Genuinely adorable. Wouldn't even consider abusing.
>>679036593
Eva, who else.
Need more comics of fluffies being assholes, because the more brutal these punishments get the more I feel sorry for the little shitrats.
>>679023515
Maybe
>>679039000
i thought that was the blonde from totally spies. nice trips
>>679039000
>>679039125
Huh I must be a bit older than you, my first thought was go go gadget fluffy.
>>679039219
There needs to be another one of this where either the mummah gets beaten harder for lying or she has to eat her foal to punish it for making "bad" poopies
>>679039219
Little fucking lying shit, wanting pain inflicted on its baby instead of itself
God I'd stamp its head to mush but that would rob the foal of its mummah.
Pillow fluff time then.
>>679039000
am I the only one who finds the earth coloured fluffies much better, because they don't have ridiculous colour patterns
>>679039000
Is that a hybrid between Penny and Princess Peach?
>>679036593
She was bred specially for him. They will have perfect babies, I do hope.
can we get some more psychological abuse/wan die stuff? i prefer it to just normal physical toture shit
pretty please
how much do good average fluffies cost in-universe? I only know that brown ones typically get sold for mere pennies
>>679039678
d'aww
>>679015939
welcome to the amazing world of fluffypony hugbox
>>679039783
seen anywhere from 5$ to 50$
>>679039986
more like this where the "poopie" babbeh gets revenge
>>679028055
why? little shitrat deserved it for shitting outside the box
>>679040099
>spending more than 10$ for a fucking fluffy
nigga what
>>679040333
in honor of my 333
>>679040375
...the box it can't get inside?
>>679039763
+1 to this. Psychological stuff is the best!
>>679040285
ooh thats a good idea for a comic
an infertile 'mummah' stealing other mothers baby's
hilarity will ensue
>>679040562
You're telling me these things can knock over stuff live tv's and speakers but they can't tip a cardboard box?
>>679040378
if they are good colored or temper, i know alicorns sell very well too , butyes, for the most part, a few bucks
>>679040503
implying that's even an excuse
>>679040694
There are already several comics like that on the booru
>>679024755
Don't With Fuck Farmers?
now i wanna go through my folders and find all the ones with prices listed lol
>>679040378
Good colors are more valuable, show-accurate colors even more so, and alicorns are obviously the most valuable fluffies of them all.
>>679040714
Most peoples headcanon says that if there is a stupid way for a fluffy to die, the fluffy will figure out how to make it happen. Most of the time what fluffies do come down to luck, bad or good.
>>679040775
Not implying, outright saying it is.
>>679040937
oh god this is fucking hilarious
>>679039503
Maybe.
>>679041044
I suppose by show-accurate colors you mean MLP ones? Also I still find it kinda weird paying that much given the amount of fluffies roaming the streets
1/? Suggestions welcome for how Lil' Adolf rids the world of another nasty fluffy
>>679041069
So they're physical capabilities all depend on if what they're doing will kill them?
>>679041249
Its just his headcanon anon
a lot of ones don't even have show color fluffies
>>679041070
anyway, little shit got away too easily if you ask me
>>679040714
It might be about phenomenal stupidity as well.
Anyone from the Booru here? Report in, faggots
>>679040694
If I remember correctly that's from a story of a fluffy who steals babies to give to two toughies who have an alley with lotsa garbage they can eat, but they demand enfie babbehs
>>679041249
They're are people who actually care for fluffies and keep them as honest to god pets if you truly loved fluffies you'll pay whatever plus things like alicorns are going to be expensive no matter where you go because of they're rarity due to the whole "munsta babbeh" phenomenon
>>679041278
Not really, most of the time it comes down to what clever way an author of a pic or a story can figure out to get them to die. In the stories their strength vary from not being able to hurt anything other than other fluffies to being able to make moderate damage to people.
>>679041011
A fluffy could never be strong enough to drag a plow
>>679041789
alicorns look shitty tbf
>>679041270
Put it in a shower and you don't even need to gas it. A kitchen sink should be destructive enough.
Protip: Coloring the pictures may takes more time, but it makes them exponentially more save-worthy. In any case, thanks for drawing, your stuff is great!
>>679041721
Are you the same anon that drew these?
>>679041249
i think the prices also include spayed/shots and amputation (if wanted) otherwise you could just grab one from an ally, ( may carrie sickness /bad acting )
thats the way i see it atleast,
>>679042105
this
the whole "they are the most valuable" assumption just makes them sound like smug entitled little shits
I'm with the fluffies on this one, kill them all
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