Lets get a Chris Chan thread going
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Lets get a Chris Chan thread going
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>>678802048
He lives in the same state as me. Maybe I'll meet him someday.
>>678803038
Take this, you'll need it.
>>678803301
Wait, I've not seen this one. What's going on in it?
>>678803514
Assorted wankery and failure.
>>678803654
So more of the same. Got it.
So after the bite and mace incidents, is Chris getting the help he needs yet?
>>678804352
It's a bit late for an abortion, so no.
So what's he up to now? Last I heard he was trying to live as a female attracted to females. Does he still live with his mom?
Does anyone have the video of him kicking a soccer ball? I can't find the link anymore. It's fairly recent.
>>678805477
kek, he is so bloody damaged
I almost feel bad for him and his family at times
>>678803226
Hodor
>>678803301
>2016
>not raw dogging your hedgehog slut
Jesus it still surprises me just how fucked up we got him. When Barb finally croaks I think it'll officially be the end of the story.
i'm honestly surprised no one has killed him yet. he's a disgusting, embarrassing freak.
Wasn't there a story that he burned down his parents' house by accident?
>>678806607
this video made me so sad haha.
>>678806890
yeah that happened. the fire originated in the bathroom. I forgot what started it though. the place needed to be burned down honestly. it was hoarders tv show tier disgusting.
>>678804450
It's never too late for an abortion.>>678804496
Anyone have that video where he maces a GameStop employee from when he was flipping out in the store about Sega changing Sonic's arm color?
Does anyone have the redrawn sonichu comics?
They were pretty well made by some artist.
>>678804999
>tfw I share a fetish with CWC
>>678807281
DON'T CALL ANYBODY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJkjjpFM97w
>>678803019
>Shovel Mech kek
read this for a good time
http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ
his actual failbook profile pic, heh
>>678807462
Did..... Did he somehow miss the face with his mace? Employee doesn't seem to be having eye related agony.
>>678807014
It was a motherfucking toaster. They had a plugged in toaster in their bathroom that got wet and set itself on fire.
>>678808631
i think chan clarified that he wasn't aiming for the face because he didn't want to hurt him, which is funny because mace is absolutely useless if you aren't aiming for the face.
>>678809667
that's what I remembered it being, but then I didn't say that in my post because I thought I made it up in my mind because it's so absurd. I guess I have to remember this is CWC we're talking about...
>>678809919
your brain your morality any chance of being a functioning human being i swear sonic rots peoples brains more than any drug
>>678802048
I like 2008 homophobe Chris better than Chis Chan the Trans. Hes going to be homeless once Barb dies, is he going to prostitute himself?
>>678810739
if he does have sex for money id fuck his ass for /b/ and sell the video for 10dollars
>>678804936
autism's one hell of a drug
>>678805817
How do you make those? I know photoshop a little but can't imagine a decent way of making that kind of animation.
>>678811088
You are lower than Chris chan. We should start making fun of you
>>678811159
Autism is not a drug ass hole
It is a serious business
>>678805720
>dem hitler stash pubes
>>678811088
check em
>>678806633
What happened to his wang? Looks messed up.
>>678811987
probably unhealthy sex games
>>678811987
It has autism
>>678811987
I read that he tried to stick it in snow for a few hours for some stupid world record or something. He failed, of course, and now his wang is fucked up
>>678802048
I have a friend who keeps sending me his videos but I cringe 2 quick and click away. Someone wanna give me a bio summary?
>>678813905
He's the original brony
Virgin beta fag, immature, rages easily. Naive as fuck, even 13 year olds have trolled him. He gets money from the government, spends it on video games. Doesn't work, thinks he deserves a girlfriend. Once ate his sperm, he thought that would recycle it. Believes the world owes him because of his autism. There's more... he's really unbelievably shit
>>678814457
>him
Listen you CISlord SHE is now a beautiful woman
>>678814734
I apologize, pls spray me with your pronoun corrector spray
>>678815116
you got it baby
>>678813905
stop being a lazy cunt and go to the enclyopedia dramatica page fuck man he has a whole wikia dedicated to his life
>>678814457
he is not the original brony though
brony, as many of you probably remember, started as a joke on the newfags many moons ago the gist was "if we pretend something stupid is funny, the newfags will pretend its good and funny to fit in, then we can later deliver the blow and laugh at them"
however, no one could have predicted the amount of denial from the newfags, they literally could not admit they had been fooled so in a desperate attempt to save face they countered with saying that we did them a favor without knowing it and that the show was genuinely good, and here we are today
chris chan predates this event by many years and was not part of the newfags that got into it in the first wave, he just later jumped on the bandwagon in yet another desperate attempt to belong somewhere (this is the one thing all bronies share)
>>678815540
They jumped on the Chris chan autism bandwagon if I remember correctly. I do remember people liking the show but it never got to the point where it is now..
Back then it was basically to each their own but now.. its a cancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VjMsw09MTQ&nohtml5=False
>>678815540
this isn't true, cause on the first brony forum, chris chan was apart of the original team...but, then they realized...AUTISM.
>>678806860
He's beneath that.
So far, he has been the pathetic, useless, but harmless autismo ever.
When that enabling mother of his goes, he'll be a state institution within a month.
I almost pity him. He is the way he is because of his selfish, idiot parents and a lifetime of their coddling. This is what happens when autism goes completely unchecked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hICl_2RNnBg&nohtml5=False
>>678815876
do you even time line?
The forums did not even appear before after the event mentioned, the first wave of MLP fans did not even call themselves bronies at this point, whatever forum got created dedicated to bronies happened after the joke was revealed and a result of the heavy denial.
basically, the losers realized they were enough to make their own club and then the forums etc was born
>>678804602
Saved, gonna troll the trap threads
his names christine now...get it right. OR ELSE
>>678807164
jesus christ
>>678816148
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>678815803
when it all started the threads about MLP was the same as the threads about adam sandler being a pedo, it was simply instructions telling people to pretend to like MLP until the newfags thought they had to like it to fit in
>>678813905
Sonichu.com
That is all. He has a massive, well-maintained wiki devoted totally yo him, and he deserves it. I literally spent days binge-reading there, and I 've still barely scratched the surface.
This man is the alpha of omegas: there is literally, truly *nothing* redeeming about him.
god i wanna fuck her boy pussy so hard and cum inside
>>678802048
this one goes out to all the fans of christ chan, may he live forever.
>>678805720
>>678805863
god damn
>>678816364
Those poor lonely virgins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GevY7tLRvcY&nohtml5=False
>>678809667
>>678810133
It was a coffee maker. Their house is such a mess they had to set it up in the bathroom with the power cable running under the door to a socket in the hall. Over time the cable got worn away due to the door being opened and closed and became a fire hazard.
someone sent him 1000 dollars to finish his comic, he hasn't made a page in over a year.
>>678815116
>pronoun corrector spray
kek
christine chandler is still on facebook and runs a very popular etsy store.
>>678817301
Is he still doing autographed commissions as well?
>>678806424
jooooooolieeeeeeeee!
>>678816580
so he's always worn
that one shirt?
http://youtu.be/UFQrhp84jDo
This is where it all began.
>His parents see it as how well he is doing
>High functioning autistic boy
Oh boy did he spiral out of control.
I am a very stable man, but I swear to God if I met this person in real life I would take a prison sentence to fuck him up good
>>678819291
He didn du nuffin.
No seriously just wanting to beat up a severely autistic man is just teenage edginess. You need to be 18+ to post here.
Too bad he was such a disappointment to his father right until the end.
>>678819462
No, you've got it wrong. People turn out this way because they are coddled their whole life despite the choices they make.
If he experienced the consequence of being a sick fuck, he'd rethink it.
>>678820466
>if he experienced consequence he would learn
No man he is a severely autistic. Kind of like you
>>678820466
severe autism kinda have a big impact too, you should be able to relate
>>678816072
Its not just that. I went to high school in Cville. Just about as boring of an experience as you can imagine. He grew up in the fucking sticks of that boredom so ultrafag boredom. Im almost certain that solitude had a lot to do with exacerbating his autosmo. I knew a few kids from there, they were all desperate for human contact. Its some children of the corn shit.
