>>678800033
My car's mom tried to finger me in the back of my friend

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>>678800033
I jacked off a dog when I was 13

I know that OP is a faggot.

I don't really own a vintage finger box.

>>678800200
when i was a kid i thought they were just candy so i put a couple in my mouth, thought i was dying or something cause mouth was numb lol

>>678800565
takes one to know one!

I seed my torrents

>>678801736
have fun in prison

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>>678800033
i only jackoff to tranny shit if im horny as fuck

i still wet the bed if i drink too much

p.s grill

>>678801736
kek'd

I got my little wewe sucked in kindergarten in the bathroom >nolie.jpg

>>678802079
and during sex?

>>678800033
I'm wildly in love with my male friend.

>a few years ago
>finish work friday arvo
>go to gf's house to chill before going home
>gfs friends call her to go out
>cbf goin with her so say she go and then go home
>gf's mum says no she has to babysit, mum going out overnight
>get roped into babysitting her sister and her two friends cause I'm the only adult
>ffs okay, about 9pm make them go into their room and go to bed
>goodnight, no getting up.
>have a shower, have no boxers or anything cbf going home, just wearing gfs massive black silk robe
>get comfy in the cinema room to watch some TV shows
>silks robes feeling kinda nice, got a half chub on, nice and relaxed
>gfs sisters friend sneeks in scares shit out of me
>"open it.... open it, let me see"
>um... no
>"yes, do it, show me it looks big"
>No, go to bed.
>"ill go if you show me"
>okay, show her
>now go to bed
>"wow its so big can I touch it?"
>NO go to bed!
>"come on just a little bit"
>ffs okay then go to bed
>shit starting to feel pretty good
>decent technique, mutual acceptance that this is happening
>"shoot it.......... do it.. shoot"
>unload a pretty amazing seed all over the robe and myself
>"nice load big boy, time for bed" /sucking the cum off her fingers
>i put robe in the wash and go into gfs bedroom sit there like okay that just happened...
>mum comes home a couple hours later
>OK BYE GOING HOME NOW
>go home..
>never saw that girl again

>>678802132
I killed a lemming

>>678800033
I secretly hoping that you kill yourself today

My girlfriends younger sister just turned 21 and she had a house party to celebrate. It had died down, kost people had left and my gfs sister passed out in her bed. Unbeknownst to the family i had taken 2 pingas that night and couldnt really sleep/ felt really happy/horny.

Long story short i crept into her room and saw her snoring with her mouth slightly open. I jacked off anher fave whilst squeezing her tits (which were almost fully out) and then i came in her mouth. My whole load right into her mouth, didnt miss a drop.

I went to bed and spooned my gf all night. Nobody has eber mentioned it.

When I was 14 I was inside the bathroom touching myself while watching porn on my phone but my mom knocked at the door and told me to hurry up so I wasnt able to finish.
when I came out of the bathroom she told me my dad was going for a drive and was probably gonna go pick up one of his friends, and even though I didn't wanna go she told me I needed to get some fresh air and leave the house so I went. I ended up sitting in the back of the car while still being aroused so I put one of my dads sweaters on myself and pretended to sleep when I was really slipping my hands into my shorts and rubbing myself through my panties. A few minutes later my dad picked up his friend and I kind of got worried I'd get caught but I didn't move my hands and continued to pretend to be asleep, I heard his friend say "aww she must have been tired!" And asked if he should wake me up but my dad told him not to.
After a while I decided I'd finally finish and moved my panties aside so I could touch myself directly and eventually came on my fingers
I "woke up" after we got to my dads friends house and asked if I could use the restroom

washed my hands, said bye to dads friend ,and got back in the passenger seat.

"Sleep well?"
"Hell yes."

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I've posted this before on /b.

I get off to the thought of my wife being raped, preferably right in front of me.I drugged her one night while we were at the club. It was fairly early and the club hadn't filled up yet. Took her up stairs to a drinking area above the dance floor and put her slouched down on a couch. She was wearing a mini skirt, so I pulled her panties off, pulled her skirt up and spread her legs. Unbuttoned most of her blouse, and unsnapped the front of her bra and pushed the cups to the side. Went back down to the bar, bought several shots, downed them and left the cups on the coffee table that was near her. I then took a seat a little distance away and nonchalantly watched all night as several guys and a few girls pretty much raped her exposed body.
It still excites me thinking about it, and I enjoy knowing that others get off to the story about it. I might do it again someday.

I posted it once on /b and some anon thought I was talking about one of his relatives. I'm still hoping he shows up in one of these threads and tells us if he fucked the woman he thought I was talking about. Pic related (not my wife but screen cap of the anon I was talking to that night.)

>>678803061
no one has mentioned it because it never happened...

I would love to watch my daughter getting black by a huge black cock.

Im being paid for saying in /g/ that some piece of tech is cool, and a good buy, even tho in most cases i've never, neither will ever use them. Life is good

>>678804886
how old is she? id like to watch any girl getting gang raped by niggers

>>678805318
19

>>678800033
i let my gf's little sister suck my dick.

gotta small cock feelsbadman

>>678800033
i have a dick

Im 17 and still a virgin.. turning 18 soon
Im also an Asian that is not good at math..

>>678805793
how small?

>>678803916
I think most of us have covertly masturbated in pretty inappropriate spots.

i read to man incest porn comics

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>>678805318
Her in the white jacket showing her ass off.

>>678805950
I'm sure you'll use a formula to work out your chances of... oh wait

>>678805108
hello Pajeet

>>678806254
DAMN YOU... I WILL PYTHAGORAS THEOREM YOUR ASS TO HELL

>>678806057
Glad to know because I feel a bit of shame when I look back on it :^|

>>678805950
being 18 and still a virgin is a pretty uncommon thing on 4chan, in a positive way for you, desu

>>678806219
would you have sex with her?

I took a liquid lip gloss from my bosses desk 46F on Saturday jackedoff into it 3 times mixed it around good and returned it on Monday morning. I love the fact that she has no idea my cum is on her lips.

>>678806417
At least it isn't a square root lol.

>>678803916

>14
>phone porn

I smell underage

I no longer enjoy secrets threads.
Nothing here surprises me anymore.

>>678805960
4,6 but pretty satisfying girth; dunno how to feel about it

>>678802132
I killed the lemming

>>678805950
20 you Virginia here. You realise after a while that sex is on a pedestal. But it still eats away at you. Wish I was 17 again so I could take up all the missed chances

>>678807178
Gotta love autocorrect

>>678800033
I take less than 1 shower per week.
> AMA

>>678807178
>Wish I was 17 again so I could take up all the missed chances
You never really had a chance... :-(

>>678806964
nothing you can do about it so no point in being overly self conscious about it. a couple of my friends are just about same size as you, but they dont rly give a fuck

I had a job in a pharmacy that I whacked off every night. Most of the time, wasn't even that horny but I loved the ideal of getting paid while I was jacking it.

I sample my own poop for colour, texture, smell and taste.
Also periods.

>be 21
>sister 19, not all that hot
>crazy fetish for having sex with her ever since puberty, now both adults
>go to art school for college, so does she, same circle of friends
>discuss life drawing, on friend does it and says standing naked in front of peers isn't so bad, pays decent
>sister seems interested, ask her about it later and she says she'd be too nervous
>tell her I could always use the experience if she wants (animator here) and she laughs
>realizes I'm serious, tell her it would be a safe introduction to it
>typical art girl, gets all hyped on how art is most important and being naked with brother is transcendent
>look bitch whatever, just show me them titties
>two weeks later, been drawing naked sister in locked art study room, saying all the right things
>"sis, you're so beautiful, I love the curve of your spine, your proportions are perfect, perfect breasts, I'd you don't mind me saying so I'm really glad you shave down there..."
>yep, art girls go crazy for that shit, so she wants to see my drawings, leans over to inspect and I can see the wetness between her legs
>reach out and stroke her inner thigh, and cup her sex like it's the most natural thing in the world
>sis doesn't really react so I start caressing, soon turn her around and start eating her out while she leans on an art stool
>stand up, slip inside her, she's no virgin
>she just keeps moaning quietly, we fuck and I can feel her spasming
>warns me she's going to cum, I tell her "me too"
>"oh my god, don't I could get pregnant"
>too late, ignore her, we both came and I stayed as buried in her as I could
>did this many times, she loves exhibition, but she got pregnant on the first go

My secret is that my niece is my daughter, and it ruined my sister's college career.

>sis still does life drawing sessions, even a few while pregnant

>>678806457
Yeah

>>678807696
But why?

>>678807757
nice

>>678807847
I'm an Asperger with OCD. (AKA a control freak from Hell)

im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

>>678808089
Not sure that's an excuse

>>678806443
How about 17.. had a girlfriend for 2 weeks and only kissed once... on the cheek then realised she was a slut and was dating 4 guys at once?

>>678800033
>>678800200
>>678801944
>>678802233
>>678804599
>>678807044
>>678807277
I never get dubs

>>678806908
nigga i had a moto 1 back in 2011 when i was 14, that shit was 5 years ago.

>>678800369
Underrated

>>678807447
i dont really give a fuck, i mostly am able to give a chick orgasm (if not by little jonny, then hand/mouth), it's just the initial look some of the chicks have :/

I'm gay

>>678808283
its okay anon, im here to get some dubs for you, be sure to check em

>>678808387
old copy/pasta... lurk more new fag

>>678806436
You should have shaked your dad friend's hand after the fact, make up some excuse just to make the story more worthwhile.

>>678808361
actually to add to that; the moto 1 was released in 2009, i remember getting it as a hand me down from my parents when i was 14, and it was very capable of saving pictures from the internet.

>10 years ago
>in highschool
>my fruend is dating a girl and I'm dating that girls best friend
>four of us hanging out underage drinking
>my gf heads home
>then my friend got black out drunk and passed out
>I have sex with his gf in the bathroom 10 feet away from him
>next day his gf calls me saying how guilty she feels for betraying the two most important people in her life
>she needs to tell them
>lol no bitch that's a bad idea
>nothing good will come of it
>manage to convince her not to tell
>10 years they are married and I'm still with the same girl
>mfw I was the best man at their wedding

Her and I have talked about it a couple times over the years. She still feels guilty but won't trll. I don't feel guilty at all she was a fine piece of ass.

>>678808265
i mean this is /b/, home of 20something neckbeards that live on their parrents money and never kissed anyone except grandma on the cheek so 17-18 is not that bad

on real hand.. 16 is average for girls, 17 for boys to lose virginity (or at least was few years back according several %random_article_on_web)

>>678800033
I've never once in my life got dubs. I'll never lose my duberginity.

>>678809343
Lurk less
Post moar.
It will happen eventually.

My secret?

I'm on the verge of suicide and not even my best friend knows

I am stuck in a rut, and I will die here. Nobody wants to help people survive anymore, they just want to be a part of the news story too.

>oh my friend just died, don't forget about how sad I am

I see no light. Someone please help me out of this fucking hole.

>>678809462
>nobody wants to help
>because i haven't told anyone
maybe thats the first thing you should sort out

>>678809462
Why do you want to die?

In my teens I was a conflicted kid, had trouble with depression and suicidal thoughts. I grew up without my mom (she died when I was born) and my dad didn't really know how to raise a girl. I had to find out things about my body throughout puberty myself and even though it was weird and difficult it made me pretty strong and independent, although very conflicted. I didn't know what my purpose in life was and I felt incredibly guilty that my mom died when I was born (my dad has sometimes mentioned something about it during fights).

I remember seeing Fight Club, that scene where he says every time he's on a plane he wishes it would crash, that really stuck with me. I kind of settled on hoping sometime an accident would happen and I would die. Kind of being suicidal passively but living life otherwise.

Anyway, mid 2015 I went to the doctor's by myself because I was having headaches. It didn't occur to me to tell my dad, I was independent enough to go by myself. The doctor brushed it off first time I went (he's that kinda doctor). I went back a week after, saying it was turning unbearable. He ordered an MRI and I went to the hospital the next day to have it done. Results were returned to the doctor and he called me to come in. I sat there and the expression on his face when he started the first sentence already said it all. It wasn't good.

He explained that I have four grade 3 pilocytic astrocytoma tumors in my brain. The position they are in means they are inoperable (two of them are too close to the brain stem), leaving only chemo or radiation therapy. With this type of tumor it's highly likely that after treatment they will return. I said I would discuss it with my dad and I went home. I didn't say anything. After two weeks, the doctor's assistant called and I said we were still discussing our options and I would call them back. I never discussed it, never called them back, and they never called me again.

I just keep thinking about that Fight Club line.

>>678805108
How do you get paid to do that

I'm a cock hungry faggot who needs some dirty talk right freaking now! OMG 14153597000

>>678808784
What kind of porn was it?

>>678809774
How old are you?

i have a child with my sister.

>living away for school
>parents use my desktop when I'm away because their computer still has windows 98
>come home one day and there is some hook up site in the history
>surely this can't be what it seems. Must be some explanation
>I put a key logger on there to rest my mind as it must have just been dad browsing porn and a pop up came up and he clicked on it because he's retarded with computers and he thought it was porn. Right?
>a few weeks later I come home again. Check the key logger
>there is an actual account. Mom has been going on casual hookups.
>like dozens of them
>I read the chats she has with tons of different guys
>she laughs about my dad with a lot of them
>what the fucking shit mom you goddam whorr
>she acta like Martha Stewart, kind church going lady it's so unexpected
>there are several nudes of her.
>one of her is tied up with one guy fucking her while another fucking spic looking asshole standing there with a boner and who took the pic?
>I'm filled with rage, diagust, disappointment and also turned on
>I rub one out
>after u cum I feel so confused. Whats wrong with me? What's wrong with my whore mother?
>I don't know what to do. Keep it to myself for years didn't want to be the one to tell Dad his wife is a whore
>can't sleep for months and this shit consumes me

They eventually divorxed as she left him for some fat old guy. He doesn't know the extent to her slutfest. I felt bad for him for a bit but he ended up marrying a woman 20 years younger than him who inherited.2 million dollars recently so he's gunna retire.

My mom is jelly as fuck about it. She'll subtly talk shit about it with back handed remarks and I just think to myself "don't you talk shit with that slut while of a mouth".

I've posted this here.before and everyone thought I was trolling which made me feel bad knowing the situation was so fucked that no one even believed me.

>>678810071
19

>>678809774
>Anonymous
I have this headache and for some reason I though of brain tumors and then I read your story...shit.

i am going to kill myself tomorrow.

i'll post pictures after i do it to prove im not fucking around.

>>678800033
looked at a nest when i was younger. baby bird jumped out. made me jump so i stomped it. am i gon be a serial killer guise?

>>678809774
Tits or gtfo

When I was 16-17yo I fucked 4 of my sister's friends, ages 11-13. took the v of 2 of them. Had sex with each one quite a few times

>>678808508
I know that look and I'm an inch longer than you.

>>678809610
I mean, they know I'm depressed and shit.. I just wonder if they can't or won't do anything, because I sure as hell can't do anything about it at this point. And yes, I tried for years.

>>678809627
Because every single thing I see or do makes me feel overwhelmed. I hear a certain sound that gives me nostalgia, I want to die. I see a car drive by and I start thinking about the guy driving, what's going through his mind and how did he get there, how happy is he, how is his day going, all the while my depression and wonder are skyrocketing. Then I start thinking about why people have to feel depressed or anxious or psychotic or whatever for no particular reason. It makes me think "why does shit like this have to happen?"

I guess what I'm trying to say is life isn't suited to someone like me. I just can't stand being alive in a world that I don't belong in.. Idk man

>>678810141
This makes me sad

>>678810507
Life will be better after highschool

>>678810674
Doubt [x]

I work at an old folks home. I habitually cum into an empty ecig juice container, take it to work, and poor it on the food. Just a little bit like half a teaspoon. then sometime i go to the storage in the basement and vigorously masterbate cuz i get way to hard when a granny takes my load unbeknownst to them. Fucking cunts

>>678810141
a friend's son had astrocytoma at 6y... inoperable, no other treatments possible because too young for

after a few month they found a surgeon who take the risk for a surgery. but the chance that the child survive to operation was 1/50 .. and if he survived and not be a 'brain death vegetable' 1/100...

the boy is now 15

>>678809774
I have cancer too. They said it'd be an easy fiz. They took my kidney and it was good for a while. Then I had issues with my thyroid and polyps and shit. Doctor tells me it's not good. Probably die within the next.two years. This was over 2/years ago and I can tell the end is near.

Last year I experimented with uppers. You see life from a whole different perspective. Shrooms MDMA and peyote have been particularly interesting to me. I no longer feel afraid to die.

>>678810674
>highschool
Yeah I know it's bait, but I haven't been in highschool for years now and shit still isn't going any better. Only worse.

>>678810846
I have done MDMA too (I'm Dutch, it's pretty easy to get here) but no shrooms or peyote.

>>678800033
I have to take off my shirt when I take a crap.

I havr herpes and my gf doesnt so when its active we can't fuck.
I found out her older sister has it too so ive been fucking her for a month
Feels good man

What qualifies as a secret? Who has to not know it to make it such? Just about everything I could ever think of to tell I've already told numerous people. Like, I'm attracted to little boys. I suppose some people would consider that a "secret", but if you're close enough to me, then nothing is really a secret, and even the people I don't tell, I try to let them know. I'm no fan of covering things up with lies.

>>678810925
Yeah well it doesn't really speak in your favor that you still sound like a whiny little cunt with special snowflake syndrome then, does it? You seem to have a lot of questions concerning human psychology, why don't you try and answer a few of those.

>>678810718
I know you've probably heard it before but it's true. Life is completely different after high school. You gotta try doing something different. Excersize, take up a new hobby and stay off of the computer as much as possible.

But you won't do any of those things because you're a pussy and a part of you likes feeling depresssed.

>>678800033
I can only masturbate by sticking my dick between my legs laying in my stomach and squeezing my legs over and over again. I have never masturbated in the conventional way stroking my dick. I'm 27.

>>678811141
All your cellmates say that's your best feature, after your puckered asshole

����������>hi

Met a dude on adult friend finder bout 5 years ago. Blew each other, he ate my ass, I fucked his face.
One and only gay experience and I always think about it.

>>678810925
>highschool
Yea ik thats usually the case doggy

>>678800033
My then girlfriend and now wife has a younger sister who was hit by a quad bike at the beach while sunbathing and became brain-dead. She's kept alive with a feeding tube but can breathe on her own. 6 months into our relationship her parents went out of town and left her to take care of sister. She invited me over and got drunk on her parents wine. I didn't get very drunk but she passed out. I got curious and looked at her sister in the other room. She looks like a normal person asleep. Ended up fucking her with a condom.

>>678811230
Well, I've never been imprisoned before because being attracted to something isn't EXACTLY a crime, but as I said, I have told plenty of people. Maybe that has soething to do with those 4 mental asylums I've been locked in...

Stepdaughter guy here.

Last week Maisie (13 yo) was with her mum going through her closet to sort clothes that didn't fit anymore, etc.

So she was in her underwear all afternoon, and i was at my girlfriend's desk, in direct view of her room, with the door open.

I swear sometimes i don't understand this girl.

Sometimes she covers herself and tell me to get out when i enter her room, sometimes she walks through the house half naked to show her growing tits.

Anyway, this afternoon at one time she comes in her doorstep, in juste bra and boxer, and i can see her play from the corner of my eye.

She would pull down her boxer, and as soon as i would turn my head, she would pull them up and laugh.
it's innocent, only a game to her, but damn, i would love to look more closely at her pussy, and lick it; her hait looks so soft, i am getting hard just thinking about it.

>>678808536
Kek faggot

>>678811198
Have you ever been on the verge of suicide? And I don't mean the times you burnt your hotpockets.

When you're in this state of mind it's not very easy to make things not sound ridiculous, especially when people ask something as dumb as "why do you want to die" to someone who has felt suicidal since before elementary school

>>678811439
where's the fbi when you need them

>>678811218
Gays are nice though. I submitted to one once, but he couldn't commit to finishing the first time so I gave it up.. as I said, I don't do secrets.

>>678811529
Well i wouldn't do anything, its only some fantasy of mine, same thing with her big sister.

i won't ever touch them.

>>678811529
They're at home, jacking off. Like every normal guy.

슭

>>678811439
feelsgudman

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Interesting

please tell me more

>>678800369
Das some good vintage shit

>>678803916
The car must have smelt like sex

>>678800033
Im like full sweettalking my bestfriends ex while he is still really heartbroken about her. She likes me way better though, shits cash

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A teacher from my former high school divorced his ex so he could marry one of the students, they dated near the end of senior year and about 3 years after graduation they got married

I need help, my girl is crap at taking hot photos ... She always takes "nice" nude photos but never any typical hot poses or anything as though she doesn't get it....yet every other woman can? Fml

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>>678811529
Don't worry, we're here

>>678811814
kys

>>678811458
I'm 30 years old, I have virtually no friends and I've never kissed anyone. What do you think? I don't sit around wallowing in self pity, I try and look for ways to better myself and get out of the depression. Again you bitch about how special you are, that your depression is so much worse than everyone elses.

>>678811041
Sorry to break it to u bro but you've already infected her, because it'll spread anytime, not only when it's active. Sorry

fapping to pooper besides having sex with my gf

>>678800436
I did that too!

>>678809774
i came to read secrets, not to feel

>>678812042
You're blinded by your hate of something that I'm not, so you refuse to see that's not what I'm fucking saying. If I was so concerned about people thinking I'm special why the fuck am I posting anonymously?

You're a fucking retard.

>>678800436
about that pic

those weren't their names... those are the already translated ones

>>678812081
Not true; the moon is in Sagittarius atm, he's good to go.

>>678800033
I browse /b/ while working since 2009

>>678811587
I'm not gay tho, just can't beat my dick like a normal human being

>>678812432
(Must resist calling newfag.....) Why hello my amateurfriend! Have you considered remaining dormant for a while as far as the posting for this site is concerned? I heard it's all the rage with the newcomers..

>>678812464
Sorry, I linked the wrong post. I meant that for another person.

>>678812382
What?

never was called a newfag even though i barely shitpost a year or so..

>>678812348
It's like you don't understand, man, like what it's like to be me, you know, feeling the way I do, my whole life, like the struggles I go through, it's hard, man.

Grow up you little shit

>>678812830
It's called a joke. I was comparing his faulty logic to astrology.

>>678809462
Man, you need to just dump all things toxic to you, even you're so called friends. Go blow some shit up or shoot something,that's what i do, hope it helps

>>678802235
How old was the sister?

i always get dubs when i post
check em

>>678812932
You're trying way too hard now, or you're just retarded.

Either way it explains why you're a kissless virgin. Some losers never grow out of their 16 year old angst, and you are a primary example

Just so I can clarify for your slow mind, I don't want people to think I'm a special snowflake, I just want to die.

>>678801736
gross

>>678810110
>>678810110
Post pics and I'll believe you

>At best friends house party
>I know my girlfriend had cheated on me with him
>drug his girlfriend
>Take into toilet
>putitineveryhole.exe
>cuminherass.gif
>Start freaking out because I think she is dead
>leave

>>678800033
I'm attracted to girls but I fap to gay porn

>>678813590
>I guess what I'm trying to say is life isn't suited to someone like me. I just can't stand being alive in a world that I don't belong in.. Idk man

Yeah you're not pretending you're special at all. And it's really not that hard to kill yourself, though I suspect in all these 10? 15? years of feeling "suicidal" you've never really tried.

>>678812639
someone who has been here for 7 years isn't a newfag

>>678800033
I fucked your mom

>>678811976
arrest me daddy...

>>678813974
I realize. I've been here exactly as long as he has. I was just taunting. There's this meme that would float around saying that anyone who browsed this site after 2006 was "new". That was the referrence.

I visit 4chan.

>>678814459
Don't worry, as long as you stay away from the /b/ board.

>>678802265
Hey me too!

>broke something
>cost 250 000 $
>blamed the apprentice
>nobody knew It was me

>>678813838
How do you even get those drugs?
Do you literally just carry them around with you waiting for the opportunity?

>>678810789
Is he all there in the head?

I got off to letting friend tribute a nice picture of my older sister

>>678813967
I'm really not. That's how I feel, I don't give a fuck if some asshat like you doesn't believe me. I don't feel like I belong here, and somehow that offends you. You're a new breed of stupid.

You're speaking of it as if everyone should try to kill themselves. How do you get by like this, do you forget to breathe a lot?

I also don't give a shit if you think I have or have not attempted suicide. It is a hell of a lot harder than you'd think. Your body is sorta designed to live, it tries to stop you from dying.

Your stupidity baffles me. I'll wait a few minutes while your autism recharges so you can post another dumb ass baseless reply

>>678810846
Can you please do me a favor? In your last few days, Can you please shoot up an insurance company? We desperately need a change in the medical system and change only seems to happen when someone goes on a spree

>>678814211
I really think that 4chan is not the same since then..

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>678812081
>Sorry to break it to u bro but you've already infected her, because it'll spread anytime, not only when it's active. Sorry

So when she gets it he can get mad an accuse her of fooling around with her sister.

catfished my mother and got nudes from her

>>678815084
True. It has diverged in many ways. Less freeware hackers and regurgitated memes. But it's still nice in some ways.

My brother would shoot me up with heroine so I would pass out then he would rape me. He did this for 3 years now I cant go a day without shooting up.

>>678815255
More info please. How old when it started? What gender are you (m/f - none of that other bullshit)?

>>678810846
There is nothing to fear from death

>>678814736
Don't you understand everyone has feelings like these? Not everyone has them every day all the time but you seem to think you can't deal with them when everyone else seems to be able to. That's how you present yourself as special. And I hear that thing you speak of with the body fighting death is a real bitch when they hang people. All those people whose bodies just go "Nah fuck this Imma live".

>>678810243
Scary movie script writer reporting in.

>>678815536
Female

First time I was 13 yo he was 17 or 16 yo

>>678809462
Brother, get some help. Call a helpline at least. You're a good person.

>>678810718
I fucking hated high school, life is so much better now. There are still the same fucktarded people that were in high school about but you don't have to have anything to do with them. Just try to get the best grades you can and ignore the morons

>>678815838
Wow, that's terrible. Let me do you the favor of telling all the "tits or gtfo" posters to stfu.

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>I own a sex doll
>fuck her at least 6 times a day on the weekdays, more like 10-15 times on weekends

>>678815691
Yes because being killed is the same as killing yourself

I rest my fuckin case, you're just doomed to be ignorant AND stupid as fuck for your whole life

Take it easy anon, and try not to get too fat in your pathetic "life"

>>678815838
Heroin must be nice to do. I've been on morphine. It's the most beautiful drug. It's the worst to pull off of.

>>678813838
qhy so many faggots simply leave when freaked out on party? i dont mean when you piss yourself after 10 beers but when it is shit like that

>>678805108
By which company?

>>678815940
Thanks I guess

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>>678816022
Also, I steal panties from hot bitches from my apartments laundromat

>live i apt right in from of laundromat
>watch for hot bitches to go into laundromat
>wait for them to leave
>run in after and open a newly turned on washer
>pull out the driest panties i can find
>smell like pussy
>wear them on my face like Bane with the crotch part on my nose/mouth while I fuck my doll so I can smell/taste pussy
>put the underwear on my doll the same way so she will smell like pussy
>pic related

>>678816062
And regardless I'm still happier than you faggot, you just keep licking those sweet tears

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I'm not sure if this counts as a secret, but I've never told anyone, so here it goes:

I had sex before I started jerking off. I couldn't even explain why, I used to watch porn growing up and would just not touch my dick at all during it. I'd get hard and just watch porn for hours. Then when I started having sex, I realized I had phimosis or whatever its called, when the foreskin is too large and doesn't pull back enough. Ended up tearing my dick during sex multiple times. Took years of jerking off to get it properly stretched, and it still doesn't function 100%, but I suppose it could be worse.

>>678816514
Those dead eyes .. fucking creepy.

had a hot roomate that bought her own special milk. every day I would take it into the bathroom when she wasn't home and shove my boner in it and shake it around. every, day.

>>678812348
How are you bettering yourself, Anon? You say you're doing things to better yourself, but how is putting others down contributing positve vibes to society? As far as I'm concerned, depressed people nowadays have more of a life than you ever will. I'm not defending them, but I'm not supporting your retarded as fuck comment either.

>>678800033
When i was alone in my house around 13, was horny as fuck and had my dog lick my balls.

Also when i was 13, me and my sister had a little sexy time, haven't ever spoke of it since it happened though, and we still have a healthy relationship. You'd think it'd be awkward but idk

>>678802265
Rimmer is that you

I pee out the window at night when I'm too lazy to go to the toilet.

I spent almost 8 montgs pretending ti go to university. I just drove around, sat in libraries and so on. No one can know.

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I'm a furfag.

>>678802079
Tits now, thems is the rulz

Call it lame, but I'm keeping my neighbors new kitten a secret.

>>678809952
It's ok, you can say fucking online

Laura had sssseeecrets..

>>678800033
The only reason I went into law enforcement is to die.

I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself, so maybe someone will oblige me one day.

>>678800033
I used a walkthrough to beat Shadow of the Colossus

>>678800436
Done that too after catching my little sister

>>678800033
i took a shit inside an abandoned kindergarten and wiped my ass with one of the clothes some kid left behind.

I used to fuck my half sister, but we broke up and i miss her

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>>678823081
it was abandoned, but they were rebuilding it kinda, so when the workers came back morning they found some shitty kids clothes and a pile of shit.

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I come off as the most alpha male in my group of 8 friends.
I date an 8/10 chick.
Slept with over 40 women (I'm 26).
Overall, I'm pretty successful (I like to think) sexually and socially.

...

>but am interested in trying a bi-frot experience with a shemale at least once in my life.

MFW I feel so guilty for wanting to try something like this. /b/ has fucked me up...

>>678823600
It's a good thing buddy. I was born that way. Disgusting, disgusting sexual deviant. Now you get a taste of it. Faglord.

I made a hole in all my jeans pokets and I jerk off everyday while in class staring at a 8/10 girl's ass that sits in front of me. Never got caught tho

>>678800033
sometimes i am boring, very inferior

I get off to gay furry stuff

>>678815227
>catfished my mother and got nudes from her

The obvious questions are why and where are the pics?

Can't stop thinking about how sexy my sister is and can't stop fapping to her.

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>>678800033
sometimes I stream in chaturbate

My fantasy is to watch my stepdaughter get violently mouth raped by 10 big nigger dicks. I even wrote a story about it that I read when I'm drunk.

I know, I'm terrible

i pissed on my gradma's wig

>>678825064
KEK'D

>>678824569
Her panties smell so sweet. Love sniffing them while I fap to her.

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>>678824919
Pic of her

>>678824022
got rid of the pics long time ago.

why? parents divorced. mother depressed. keep telling her to get on a dating site, get back in the saddle so to speak.

she finally joins one and tells me about it. i'm away at school. look up her profile. nice face picture, nice write-up.

create an account just to help her out and message her saying how good she looks and too bad i'm across the country (so no chance of meeting). tell her she should include some pictures that are more sexy since it looks like she has a nice body (face picture, couldn't see the body but said so anyway)

through back and forth we end up sending nude pictures of each other (made sure my face wasn't in mine) until I find out she
's dating someone so I just drop out of sight.

>>678802079
samies

a woman was selling a laptop on craigslist
i contacted her and setup to come to her place to buy it.
got there. knocked on door..she was ok looking
she was dressed all slutty
i was going to kill her but a cop car rolled through the apartment complex parking lot.
i bought the shitty laptop for $240 and left.
on the way out i stole her car keys and threw them in the pond on the way out. That wouldve been my first kill. I haven't craigslist'd since. Im scared I will kill someone.

>>678825479
lmao wow

For the past few years I have been using a variety of cameras to record one of my friends girlfriend right before she showers. I got some of her sister too. It started simple, a hidden cell phone. Then an IP cam app, then I learned electronics so I could take down the mirror and wire a camera inline to the mains power.

She won't be young forever, and watching her live makes me cum so hard.

>>678802132
story?

I enjoy watching Jacksepticeye.

PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER

Im gay, and have serious daddy issues

>>678810760

That's sick. You need help.

I hope someone does this to you in your old age :)

my gf has become fat and unnatractive but her mum is slimmer and hot as fuck...i masturbate to her often, and shes single and lonely..how can i get her alone and make a move to the the water ? help meh b

>>678809462
>I see no light
Damn, motherfucker, I wish I could see light.
All I see is whatever the light reflects off.
I wonder if it would just be like walking through solid-light. Maybe like walking through a soup that changes color based on whatever direction you're looking. Oh, wait.

>>678815653
It's the time you spend dying that sucks. Dying itself is just lame.

>>678800033
I know she will never notice me nor will she ever know what I feel about her.

My secret is that I always get dubs

Can't wait to go over the edge and finally have enough reasons to kill myself

Im with a girl i may marry soon, but im still in love with my ex Lauren E R
-L

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I love girls at age 7-12...

i secretly think that they are many normies on /b/