Can we get a screencap thread going?Post whatever you have; funny, scary, legendary,
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Can we get a screencap thread going?
Post whatever you have; funny, scary, legendary, ylyl etc.
Gimme caps /b/ros
>>678625397
kek
>>678625805
I was in there, i know the real story
I'm not going to even search it
It involves a dog, an anon, anon's roomate and a dildo
>>678625899
Quality posting
contributing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNRcYf06iMs
>>678627269
lold
>>678626745
I threw was my pen
>>678626300
Moar like this
dumping some ones I've saved
>>678628465
personal fave
>>678624746
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
good one
>>678628581
mom he did it again
>>678628581
ohhhh fuck
Just happened
>>678628581
Fiddly-diddly kill yourself
>>678625338
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From yesterday
>>678629286
What ze fuck did you just fucking say about me, you verdammter Jude? I'll have you know I graduated top of mein class in ze Hitlerjugend, and I've been involved in numerous secret Gestapo raids in Berlin, and I have over 300 confirmed executions. I am trained in gorilla gassing and I am ze top sniper in ze entire Wehrmacht. You are nothing to me but just another race traitor. I will wipe you ze fuck out with precision ze likes of which has never been seen before on this Reich, mark mein fucking words. You think you can get away with saying zat scheiße to me over ze Internet? Think again, arschloch. As vee speak I am contacting mein secret network of spies across Deutschland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for ze storm, blödel. Ze storm zat wipes out ze pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and zat's just with mein machinenpistole. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed kampf, but I have access to ze entire arsenal of ze Wehrmacht forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arsch off ze face of ze Reich, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy blitzkrieg your little "clever" kommentar was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying ze price, you verdammter dummkopf. I will shit Zyklon B all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>678625955
>It involves a dog, an anon, anon's roomate and a dildo
>>678628543
have seen this a lot but never gotten it. anyone explain?
>>678632198
I'd also like to know this.
this one is good
Long one, but filename says it all
long read, but you will cry.
>>678632700
love this one, thanks for sharing.
>>678629145
Fuck, I'm dying.
>>678632514
Reminds me of this.
>>678624746
this was just posted
>>678632198
>>678632633
Holy shit your newness is showing. How many days you been on /b/? Anyway
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>678627443
Kek. I was in that thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMCaxL7YRj0
>>678632198
>>678632633
If you mean the copy pasta, see>>678632928
If you mean what's on his face in the other one, it's the spring door stopper thing that when you pull it back and release it makes those noises as it bounces around and such.
>>678626169
>Implying this actually happened
>>678634780
fucking what...
>>678632928
>>678634885
Ok thanks guys
>>678626219
2spooky4me
>>678635748
Would you eat it for 100$?
>>678626393
Never change /pol/, never change
>>678628465
>have since fucked 0 dolphins
top fucking kek
>>678636121
I'd like to think my life is worth a little more than that...
>>678626169
>EACH
>>678632897
I was in that thread
>>678627160
Thanks anon, haven't laughed from something on /b/ in a long time. After reading the description in the post I clicked the link and envisioned it myself. Good stuff.
>>678626289
caught me there you cheeky cunt
