I am a social worker who heavily believes in beating children...However I am forced to take them away in those situations

>>678618514
do you beat them after u take them?

About to destroy a community of over 200 people & possible bank in the future, just because my "business partners" plan on cutting me out of the business we had plan on for months.

>>678618343
for four years straight as teenager i broke into my neighbors house when they were on vacation and used it to hang out with my friends and smoke pot/ use their internet and tv
i used to think i was so fucking cool. i was just a douche

I wipe back to front

>>678618343
i shoplifted for a while. it wasn't for survival, it was mainly beauty supplies and shit.

>>678619013
girl or guy?

when i was in college, 19-21yo, i had a secret relationship with a 13yo boy

>>678619177
k9

>>678619618
so you wipe back to front using your tongue?

OP's a faggot

>>678619618
>>678619177

well played

>>678619013
I wipe sideways.

I'm in my final year of med school and use heroin at least twice a week

>>678619723
stop samefagging and just bump the thread and wait for an actual reply

>>678619758
I don't wipe at all

>>678619664
i use my owners floor when they're not home

>>678618343
I tried fuck a dog before.

>>678619878
As a nurse that uses painmeds on the reg, you'll be surprised at the use of narcotics by hospital staff

>>678619758
M A D M A N
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>>678620073
you have an owner? i just wipe my ass on my roommates carpet and leave skid marks for him to clean up. he thinks its his dog kek.

>>678618343
I've got small dick.

>>678620283
she thinks she owns me..but i own her...woof!

>>678620478
how small?

I like chubby girls

Whenever i go to a womans house, regardless of how i know her, i find her toothbrush and insert the bristly end up my ass whilst i fap into their shampoo bottle. been doing this for 4 years. University was awesome, must have done this to around 40-50 women

I let my dog fuck me once

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I've been into MMA for some years now, but the only reason i do it is that i like having muscular guys humping on me and ultimately submitting me.
My ultimate fantasy would be that after beating me my opponent takes my GF home and fucks her.

To be honest i think half of the guys into MMA are there for gay reasons, for what i see.

>>678620786
>>678620514
>>678620073
>>678619618
someone has a hard on for dogs

I got roadhead from my gf a few months back on a long trip. Told her I would warn her if anyone was about to see. Truth is I just let everyone who drove by watch. Half because it turned me on knowing they saw and half because there's nothing I hate more than half of a blowjob.

>>678620878
Don't forget wrestling

My childhood friend and I used to give each other blow jobs when we were 11. Went down on a girl when we were 13. Greatest thrill of my life. Been attracted to 13 year old girls ever since.

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I still love her

>>678620928
Not really, I was just depressed and lonely and alone just with him...

>>678620547
5,2"

>>678621036
me 2 tbqhwyfam

>>678618343
I'm a pedo. i try to stick to loli, but sometimes i can't stay away from cp. I've never done anything irl though

I took the big piece of chicken one time
blamed brother

Would-be dog fucker from last thread. AMA.

>>678621256
would u do anything irl? if so, what would/wouldnt you do?

I like to myself up with belts and handcuffs and force myself to walk around outside.
Will greentext if anyone wants to hear

>>678621087
Pretty sure that's pretty much the actual human average, dipshit do your research

>>678621417
no, I'd feel really bad

I jacked off onto a sleeping girl at a sleepover

>>678621509
not a secret is it faggot, everyone in your neighbourhood knows the fucked up neckbeard who waddles around with handcuffs on and a black dildo hanging out his ass.

>>678619540
What the fu..

>>678621616
Why did you talk like Yoda for the first sentence?
Also, there's no beard on my neck.

>>678621596
I can probably green text it if you guys want.

>>678621790
Yes

Once I fucked a frog

>>678621735
How is that talking like Yoda? Are you retarded? Yes, clearly you are, as you think stumbling around outside with handcuffs on is a secret. Just get nailed in the ass by ghetto niggers and be done with it.

>>678621318
You despicable human being.

>>678621735
He didnt? just used wrong grammar
Not a secret, is it faggot?

>>678621735
>"a secret, it is not, faggot"
That's what yoga would say you neck bearded autistic cuck waddler.
I home you don't fucking tell people that you're a Star Wars fan...

>>678618343
i got my bosses scumbag son arrested
> dude was a complete asshole but wasnt the one smoking pot in the back room.
> wasnt me either but the one who was is a nice person and pretty much the only decent person at this company. myself included

>>678622012
>not a secret is it faggot
That's the Yoda talk.
Still doesn't make me a neck beard.

>>678621256
I appreciate the honesty anon

I lurk ar 4chan

>>678621417
tbh I'm not sure, i like to think i wouldn't do anything If i had the chance

>>678622252
>"a secret, it is not, faggot"
That's what yoda would say you neck bearded autistic cuck waddler.
I home you don't fucking tell people that you're a Star Wars fan...

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>>678618343
Every weekend I pay two transexual hookers with big dicks to come to my house and spitroast me for 2 hours.

Me and Anne kissed....

i never Told nick, nor Nico about that

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I killed someone and got away with it. The body was never found and I still know where it is.

Could be a true story, could be fake. No extra information will be provided. Try to remember where you are, fags. Ich bin raus.

when i was like 14 i found my moms dildo and used it

>>678621955
K
> Be me
> 2012
> 16 year old virgin, but not sexually inactive
> get invited to birthday party, which is also sleepover
> girl is 13 but has nice body early
> 'crushed' on her for a while
> now is the day to act
> we all decide to sleep in the same room after getting wired on sugar
> she is out, crashed hard
> I get up 20 minutes after her breathing evens out
> crawl over, cup her boob, grab her ass
> she turns over while I'm doing this
> jesushelpmelawd.jpg
> she's still asleep
> I keep feeling her up, slip hand down her shorts
> feelsgoodman.PNG
> pull dick out, is diamonds at this point.
> rub it on her face and ass, start jacking it over her ass
> finish, hard
>realize mistake and try and rub it off
> frantic rubbing makes her move, and I thought she woke up
> leap back into bed and stress until I pass out
> she never suspected a thing.
Sorry if its bad, first greentext.

>>678621620
no regrets, was best relationship ive had compared to the 10+ girls ive been with

>>678622430
Did you really respond to me with the same thing twice?

>>678622619
lol thats normal,
i did that to about 4 girls fucking normie

fucked my friends wife a many times
even finger her with him about 6 feet away on the couch. 2 others in the same room too.

>>678622619
Lol that was gud m8

>>678622818
Wew lad, how cool are you?

>>678622968
not cool,
but i like Girrrrrls

>>678623018
Okay, thanks for the information.

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I'm thinking of eat a guys dick, i've talked with him and all stuff, he want to blow me while i'm driving.

But i'm too fag to do in the end.


if roll pair, would do, if not, well one more day of heterosexuality.

I was in a drag show last night.

>>678622760
Do you really think that you're taken seriously by anyone here?
>ITT: autism being triggered

>>678623094
You come off as way more autistic, dude.

>>678623233
Check'd and fuck you nigger cunt

>>678623087
Kill yourself

>>678623315
Only if you join me

>>678618343
I'm in love with my best friend, also an ex. We live in different states and I don't want to be in a long distance relationship, but I'm scared I'm making a big mistake by not going for it.

>>678623233
Stay back! Don't touch us with your autism!

>>678620125
>As a nurse that uses painmeds on the reg, you'll be surprised at the use of narcotics by hospital staff
Europe or America? Mi gf is becoming a nurse, and she already say that there is not a lot of control over the students, wich are the ones that will give them to the patients (Europe)

>>678618343
> i found out my gf was fucking my best friend, on occasion. so i pretended i didnt find out
> then for the next two years. i systematically began seducing and fucking the shit out of her 3 sisters
> ages ranged from 26-17
> my big plan was to tell her by pretending it was a engagement dinner
> planned to accidently leak it to a good friend of ours who couldnt keep a secret so she would be pumped about the dinner
> then i would hit her with my knowledge and what i did as revenge
> she came clean to me weeks beforehand and broke up with me because she was disgusted with herself and was pregnant with his kid
> kept it a secret and never told anyone what a major asshole i am

>>678623454
You aren't a major asshole, you responded to her cuntiness, and you got to fuck some hot bitches.

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>>678623375
Sure

>>678623640
idk i look back on the vitrol i had, and the amount of anger i was festering and cant help but feel like i should have just ended it and moved on rather then trying for the long game like that
also tbh two of her sisters were decent but the eldest was a hambeast, i took that plunge out of spite

>>678623315
Got wood now u mad ;-)

>>678618343
I want to mind break my friend's wife through sex.

>>678623428
You're getting triggered by a guy acting out his fetish that doesn't involve nonconsesual stuff. On top of that, you're responses are neck beard and autism.
I'm pretty sure you're 12 or Australian. Either way, it's 6 AM where I live and I'm going to bed.

>>678623855
Got any pics of any of them? (Not hambeast tho, please god no)

I jack off in the shower even when my parents are home

>>678623315
HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A THING PEOPLE HAVE FEELINGS YOU KNOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS, IS A CANTONESE CAMBODIAN CALIGRAPHY BOARD?

>>678624020
You absolute madman

>>678622537
my little sister found my moms vibrator when she was 13
i court her when she was 15 using it. promised her never to tell fam. didn't
she use it a couple of time more after that.
until i bought her, her own because she was scared to buy one her self

>>678624007
i'lllook
dont get your hopes up though its been a while but maybe in some old folder

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>>678624044
>Cantonese Cambodian calligraphy board

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>>678624020

>>678624298
Good shit

im really into short asian girls that look like jailbait but is not...

theres one in my class and im planning to ask her out after looking less like an autist...

>>678624477
Get her number and text her.

was a long time ago but when i was 16-17 i took the v of 3 girls 11-12yo, also fucked them quite a few more times after then. most were my sister's friends, gave just oral to a couple more.

>>678624477
Rape her
> jk

>>678624782
Do you feel bad about it?

I'm male, 20, only 5'7 and skinny with a nice ass and I regularly walk around the city late at night without wallet or phone (so it can't be stolen) in hope that some big guy(s) will rape me.

>>678623428
What do you have against art?

>>678624877
not at all, i didnt force them to do anything.

>>678624984
You're so small. Where do you live? I'll come rape you.

>>678625080
Fair enough. I just figured maybe because you knew what was up, and they didn't really. Was that your only sexual encounters? Or did you have others of your age?

Im a 21 yo antisocial virgin faggot but when i'm with people i pretend i'm not

>>678624396
no such luck anon sorry

just picture a plainer j-law with dirt blonde hair
basic template for her and her sisters

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>>678621014

>>678625227
Ah, too bad my friend.

>>678625085
I live in Belgium, i doubt anyone in this thread is from here.

I've grown a fetish when I was younger for wearing my mother's panties and masturbating in them, and i've been doing it since I was 11, I'm 19 now. My parents seem to be really sexually active and my mom has tons of lingerie that all fit me perfectly along with everything else because we're the same size. She also has a magic wand that I use often to cum with, shits so cash.

>>678625342
Yeah, darn. USA

>>678625342
Just wait for some sandniggers to invade your area.

>>678624782
tweens are the best

>>678624782
Greentext?

>>678625342
well shit anon just take a short drive and just wait a few minutes a designated arab immigrant will deflower you, and you even get to thank him afterword

I brouse /b/

>>678625435
>>678625494
>>678625603
I don't hate niggers but SANDNIGGERS? Fucking hate them, if one rapes me I'll probably still like it.

>>678625684
i'm tellin ur mum
ur fucc'd m8

>>678625684
*browse faggot

>>678625168
I fucked quite a few my own age also, before and after i was with them. all in all i fucked those 3 about 20 times each, one of them a few more times.

>>678626160
Greentext?

>>678625342
Also post ass/ boipussi

>>678626204
if i didnt have to go soon i would

Okay OP, here's some of mine for your entertainment. I'm male BTW.

1) When I was 16 or so, I used to get sexual with the dog. When folks were out, I'd wipe food on my cock and let him take it all off. Tried to get him to mount a few times but no luck.

2. Around same age, got caught her king off while wearing moms underwear. Bro step dad just kept it underwraps after a talk.

3. At 18, learned to drive, so I used to visit a nearby massage parlour. Not even a wink wink kinda place, just a straight up girls walking around naked and guys picking who they wanted to fuck joint. Went there maybe 12 or so times.

4. About same age, picked up a couple of girls from the street in the seedy part of my city. Fucked in my car and one time I robbed a girl and left her stranded (not intentional, will tell more about that one if you want).

5. Let a stripper fror me until I came in my pants once. She was trying to do it and was pretty pleased with herself after kek.

6. Had a few gay duck sessions with my younger brother. He and I shared a bed whilst on vacation and my other Bro was asleep nearby in a single bed. Bro 1 is gay and he and I were joking about sex. He then starts asking about stories and how I jerk off and he gets closer. Told him Bout the porn on my phone and reluctantly show him. He talks about how he faps and asks to compare size. Lots of heavy breathing. He takes one look at my cock, starts stroking and blows me. When go to the bathroom and jerk each other and I fuck his face.

More stories and details if you want it.

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I'm a shitposting Australian tranny that has been frequently browsing since 2009.

When I was 13 I fucked a 6 year old neighbor, and I fucked her twin brother, too. A lot. It all started out by playing "truth or dare" on an invalid neighbor's back porch while his wife was at work.

>>678626514
The fuck joint, and fucking your bro, s'il vous plait.

>>678626631
>invalid neighbor's back porch
>invalid
wut

>>678626753
In·va·lid 1 (ĭn′və-lĭd) n. One who is incapacitated by a chronic illness or disability.
Car accident. Husband was paralyzed.

>>678619013
>>678619758
>>678620012

>not wiping back and forth

>>678626753
If you google a word these days it'll show you the definition. Why don't you try googling "retarded" and learn something about yourself?

>>678627082
Kek

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>>678618343
I AM RETARDED
THATS NOT A SECRET

>>678626514
>>678626635
Gibe stories nigger

>>678626635

Sure thing ma Nigga, first time at the parlour was pretty good but awkward.
> Thing was really easy to find on Google surprisingly and didn't hide much of the fact it was a brothel.
> I drove in and parked up. Went round back and went into what looked like a lobby of a hotel.
> Full blown desk and booking in computer there lol.
> Go up to the lady, shaking like a sitting dog. She smiles and books me in with an available girl for 20 min from then.
> Girls are walking through by this point in lingerie, corsets, boots, heels, bikinis, etc.
> See mine who smiles and then guides me to a room. They're themed like an Egyptian room and shit.
> She says she'll be back.
> I sit on the bed and she returns and looks at me funny.
> She says I should prolly get naked rather than just sit there.
> I didn't know how undressed I should get so I had just sat there.
> Gets down to my boxers. She yanks em of with a grin. Pushes me down and starts massaging my back.
> Reaches under for my balls and jerk me. Turns me over and blows me.
> don't know what I'm doing and fumble for the whole 30 min.
> get going eventually and bust my nut in her mouth after missionary, doggie and cowgirl.
> and that's how I lost my virginity.

Any more for you negros?

>>678627243
did micheal j fox take that pic?

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>>678618650

>>678627322

Just posted above

>>678627689
NOYESFUCKYORESLF

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>>678624782

>>678620478
Me too

>>678625019

It touched me when I was young and now I'm obsessed with it

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the toes of this girl have spent probably more time in my mouth than in her shoes

Joining the marine corps because im tired of being unfit. Im not huge but I could lose 15 lbs.

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Sister got these professional portraits taken. Can't stop fapping to her.

>>678620878
Sauce that picture

My suicidal friend tried to steal my girl. I'm kind of hoping he'll go through with it so I don't have to worry about it anymore.

>>678628192
bit drastic dont ya think? would be like joining the navy just to learn how to swim

>>678626514
tell more about the girl you robbed

>>678628932
That's why I joined the navy

>>678618343
i once answered a craiglist ad of a husband requesting for a guy to fuck his wife while he watched

>>678629134
Did you/them go thru with it?

i had sex with my brothers wife when we were 17 he met her at 22 she never told neither did i

>>678629331
Pics of her? At least her body?

>>678629318
yes horny college student

>>678629428
I also had a craigslist experience. Met this blonde girl on there, she wanted me to cum in her. I didn't, but I should have.

i only watch porn with acting scenes i like the build up

>>678625342
haha neger

op naar de bosjes

One of my secrets is that i have been entrusted by a lot of people with secrets that deserve screencapping if i post them here.

Another secret of me is that every secret omeone tells me in confidence will be taken to the grave, you won't be able to beat it out of me with a lead pipe.
This is because i have a very developed sence of ethics.

What's the point of sharing secrets when the person you're sharing with won't keep his mouth shut?

caught my brother watching tranny porn on my laptop he forgot to delete history think hes gay but he has a hot gf

i have a list of characters that i absolutely do not want to see hentai/r34 of no matter what

I've cheated on all my girlfriends

>>678630051
>athiest
> has ethics

Pick one

>>678626635

The gay wincest story for you

>we are on vacation with parents a few years ago
>me 17 or 18. Him 16.
>met family friends whowere there at sme time for dinner
>lots of the regional red wine at dinner maybe 1.5 bottles each
>parents chill af
>stumble to hotel goofing around
>get down to boxers and get in bed laughing like hyenas
>other bro starts snoring right away as he is 12 and we are up late (no wine for him obv)
>so bro and I are in king size bed together and parents are down the hall.
>joking still but quietly
>he yarns and I start to make sex noises as a joke
>he laughs but then gets a little serious and starts asking about what I've done and stuff
> I try and shake it off but he is a persistent little fag
>I eventually talk to him about few flings I've had and the joking stops
> he tells me about his own but he is a Virginia. Crush on a few boys but nothing has happened.
>he asks me outright if I'm gay too and I say no why does he ask.
>he sys that he's snuck onto my pc and seen gay porn in the history and that he's sorry but he's okay with it.
>I am pissed with him a bit but let it slide and say I occasionally fap to it but I'm 90 percent straight.
>he asks what else I like and I tell him about my hentai collection
>he says he didn't see anything like that on my pc so I say that's because it was on my phone.
>I pull out my phone and show him a little whilst I'm lay there with my boner growing
>weird shit then occurs
>he snuggles me
>puts his head on my chest and hand on my stomach and watches me flip through my porn and puts his leg against mine.
>he asks how I fap and what fucking a grill is like as he is a goldstar gay.
> I describe my faps and he says he wants to see how I hold it.
>BTW the wine has not worn off and it is warm in here due to the climate so we are both hot and bothered.
>show I slowly pull down the cover and take out me cock
>he wants compare so he rubs himself to get fully hard

More in next post...

>>678630378
>atheist
i'm not an atheist.
And if i were, there is no choice to be made between atheism and ethics.

I secretly want to kill my whole family I hate them all

This white girl I know is cheating on her white boyfriend with a nigger. I don't want to betray her trust in me by telling her bf, but I just feel bad for the poor guy ;'( especially when he posts little love notes on her fb wall. Bro, she's fucking a nigger

>>678630711
tell him so he can find someone better

>>678630711
Tell her you can't hold on to the secret because it conflicts with your morals.
She got you into this so she has to decide how you deal with it.
If she avoids the problem, you should tell her bf.

Im so drunk than i can post nudes of my gf

Should i?

>>678631191
>no
Yes of course, what answer did you expect?
But morally speaking you shouldn't.

>>678626635
>>678630442

>so we compare our sizes but he wants a fairer test so he lays back with dick up and grabs mine like it's nothing and points it up.
>he starts to slowly pulls down and tighten his grip
>says he can see we are Bout the same but I might be wider
>leans in and starts breathing on it hard nd hot
>takes it in his mouth with a moan
>ducks and rubs for a few minutes with me stroking his hair
>weirdly intimate
>I push him off and sick his back. He is loud so I keep shhhhhing him.
>had enough of stealthily so I lead him to ensure
>he sit on the toilet lid and grabs my hips and bring me in
>sucks me like a pro
>head swimming from wine and situation
>he starts saying hot shit like how big it is, how turned on he is, how he's imagined this before
>wouldn't have guessed but I don't stop to ask more
>eventually he stand up and lifts the lid
>comes round the back of me and starts jerk in me
>never been jerked with more enthusiasm. He's panting and moaning n shit
>I explode I'm his hand and buckets go into the toilet
>shaking and feeling light headed so I need a min
> he says it's cool and he finishes himself off after that

More stories If you Niggas are still listening

>>678631471
go

ı fucked my geography teacher when i was in high school. her name was ferhan sehtiyancı. it was 1999, yep old faggot here.

>>678629012

Will do. Just wrapping up anothe request

>>678631640
>>678631471
>>678630442
>>678627322
>>678626635

Aight niggers I'm gonna switch to laptop so my ID will change. Back in two seconds with more stories.

>>678631640
>>678631471
>>678630442
>>678627322
>>678626635

Guess who's back, back again!

I will post my story from when i "robbed" someone next. Hopefully my spellcheck won't be problem now i'm on my laptop.

My view of my body hasn't changed since I was ~11, so I feel like the body I'm in isn't mine.

My sexual desires haven't matured either so I'm still attracted to people 9-15 years old... if you're older but look young it's fine too.

I have a very vivid imagination and dreams, as such, I find the real world bland and pointless.

I'm 31 years old but feel like I've lived forever in a nightmare.

>>678618877
Please elaborate. Maybe they want to cut you out because they discovered that you're retarded and can't make coherent sentences.

There are he naked pics of me online. Honestly I'm turned on that someone will find me

>>678632167
>>678631640
>>678631471
>>678630442
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>>678626635

>so i went to a concert when i was around 19 or so
> only 1 ticket as it was an ebay find
>went on my own and it was a blast but i was horny from seeing all the hot girls in the place
>I drive down to the red light district (or what passes for one where i'm from)
>sketchy part of town with lots of drugdealers and weirdos around, me included
>I pick up this skanky blonde by cruising around and pulling up near her
>she climbs into the car and i can see she has been doing this a while
>directs me to a car park and tell me to take it out
>she offers to suck it raw but i wouldn't in this part of town if you paid me
>she goes at it for about 10 minutes and it's pretty good
>she tells me i'm almost out of time so get moving
> i grab her head and fuck her like it's the last thing i'm gonna do on earth and blow a big load into her face.
> wrap up the condom and sling it out the window.
> normally these ladies tell me to take em back to their spot, but this one asks if I could take her to a friend
>sure, no problem
>take her to this house that's in a back alley maze, in the same bad part of town
>she asks if I need any pills or blow and I realise this is her dealer's place.
>I say "naw" and she tucks the money i gave her down her boot, then steps out and goes into the house.
>lotta sketchy guys hanging in the driveway and around back
>I'm not squimish and i don't mind drugs, but she already took me way out of the way and now I don't know the way out so if these guys think i've got more money on me, I'm fucked.
> So i slowly take off like I was just dropping her off, thinking she nows this place, she can walk home
> I managed to find myway out of this rats nest of alleys and back to the main road.
>it's around 2am so no one is there
>I look around and see her purse in the footwell of my pasanger side
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My deepest secret is me not ever falling in love and dying alone, or ending up with somebody I dont truly love. Ever since I was like 7 years old I've had major crushes on girls and have always been searching for love. I guess you can call me a helpless romantic. I'm 21 now and I've had a few chances at love, my first and only girlfriend (18-19 at the time) I let go because I thought I could find someone even better - that perfect soul mate. As the years have gone by I had to realise that I took that girl for granted, that I might not find someone as good as her, ever and I have to learn how to be happy on my own. I'm still a "helpless" romantic these days but I shut that side of me down, I'm a cool normal dude with a life of my own so I do try and meet girls but dating in 2016 is weird. With all the social media and all the feminist shit going on girls are more stuck up than ever and the sexual frustration gets to me. Sometimes I wished I had kept that girl but in reality shes long gone and I gotta live with that. I really do hope I find what I'm looking for in the end. Sorry for the slightly pathetic post, its an embarassing aspect of my life especially since everybody im surrounded by is in a relationship these days.

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>I jump over and grab it and think what can I do
>cant take it back, i don't know the way and might get stabbed if she cries wolf.
>can't hand it in at the police station, as im too chicken shit that they'll ask my details or take my plate number and pass this onto the girl or something when she claims it
>I toss it out the window
>someone else will hand it in
>check first and there's some decent cash in there
>not robbing this girl then robbing her again, so i just toss it all into the road
>Dumb fucking nigger that i am, i'm shaking from the fucking situation, so i barely toss it and it flops right outside the window.
> i drive away and of course, my wheel fucking crushes the thing
> ohforfuckssake.jpg
>i just drive and leave this mess i made
>regrets.gif
>the band was out of this world tho

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Also, are any of you niggas out there? Got plenty more stories and a few hours to kill, but i don't wanna write if no one's interested.

>>678633243
yo bro, its only been two years. surely you can find out if shes single or not and if she is, try to hook back up

>>678633479
im not into this gay shit, but it seems like some faggots are

>>678633623
Fair enough. Got a few of straight ones too.

>>678633984
Go ahead if you want, ive got nothing better to do anyway

I'm the type of guy who prides himself on masculinity. I grew up in a very Australian male dominant household. I'm extremely fit, kinda a pretty boy face and a decent personality. My friends have always looked at me like the guys guy, the one who would hate anything gay or somewhat homosexual. Yet on the inside, I'm strongly bisexual. I've slept with fair few guys and dream of big dick. Yet this manly man, can't find the courage to tell his friends that their perception of me is utterly wrong. I'm a man, who likes to be fucked like a slutty girl.

>>678618343
I fucked your mom in the ass

I rent a room off my brother and his wife. He was out of town and she gave me a blowjob and I fingered her. I went for sex but she resisted saying it was wrong. Like wtf bitch he's gunna murder both of us if he finds out about we did anyway, may as well go the whole way.

>>678623454
You're not an asshole. That is a pretty good response to finding out she's trying to cuck you.

Don't feel bad bro. You would feel even worse if you did not nothing or just broke up with her and she was happy with your best friend.

Now she feels like shit, and you already had your secret revenge and can forgive her.

Sorry about your fake friend. I'd sucker punch him one day.

i would like to watch my gf fucking bigger cocks everyday

>>678634543
never understood this one

i date a man in a womans body

>>678628663
Kill him and then yourself

>>678629777
Nice trips, also that's called feminist or female porn I think.

Women need mental stimulation. I used to watch the scenes for tips when I was young and awkward.

i sent a dick pick to a friend to prove im not jewish

>>678630711
Checked.

Isn't it obvious? BLACKMAIL HER.

Don't you want a blowjob lubricated with tears? I'm diamonds thinking about it.

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>>678631667
I'm older than you, anon.

Also , good shit.

when i was 12 i masturbated using my older sister underwear kind of regret it since our actual relationship is normal with no hint of incest it was more the fact i had womans underwear that turned me on

>>678631667
which hs is that turk anon

Broke into this kids house when I was like 14 with another friend in broad daylight. Walked around for a bit and went through all his sisters shit and drawers. Got nervous and just took a CD player and GTFO. Got nervous and guilty later and sold it at school. Really lucky nobody found out. Really did it for the hell of it.

In an aside, a few weeks later was on vacation with family. Came back and saw da pol-eez at house. Kid comes running over asking if I know anything. Got shit scared until I realized their house had a bigger break in where lots of stuff was taken.

My guess is friend I was with, who wasn't the best kid, either got some help and came back or told someone he knew. He had lots of acquaintances associated with gangs and such.

Feel guilty all over again just typing this.

Ever since I became single over a year ago I've let the guy who lives upstairs come into my apartment pin me down and fuck me, I still consider myself straight I just like having no control

>>678634190
Do you drive a Ford bro ?
Nah good stuff shel be right

>>678618343
it's not a secret then anymore so no i wont.

I hate children to the point where my college form tutor suggested I talk to the Councillor about my home life, he did this whilst we were doing an interview with a bunch of other staff members.

my parents know I dislike kids and distance myself whenever my sister comes around our house purposely because she has a toddler.

I honestly wished that during her pregnancy that she had a miscarriage and then when it was born I honestly prayed for SIDs.

I am currently going through that again since the idiot decided to have another kid even though she's renting a house next to a bunch of stoners, and hasn't even secured a job properly and they don't know that she is pregnant.

Fun fact, she's currently downstairs with the toddler and the only tactic I have of going downstairs to eat lunch is to go with headphones in blaring metal so that I can ignore them, retrieve my food, and eat it away from them.


Also I collect fetishes by conditioning myself to be turned on by them over the course of a few weeks.

>>678635526
Probs setting you up as the fall guy

>>678636313
Kids are scum anyway noisy cunts

>>678622438
That would be so fucking fun!

>>678636497
completely agreed

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>>678618343
I sometimes sit in my bathtub with the lights off when I drink. If I kill myself I want there to be some form of easy cleanup. I can't though, my disabled wife needs me.