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Freddie Mercury would be proud
I GOT A RIGHT SHIFT IN THE MAIL
>he has a gf
Shoo soo soo waah
Shwee daa
Shraa laa laa wee wheet doo saaw
>>678477017
Nope. He said someone else was supposed to, but...
>>678477374
well fug
is this only for today or a perma change
>>678476645
I guess I can't fault you for being yourself. Well. I can maybe.
>>678476903
You'll scare off the cute boys though.
>>678477017
No, I am a withered, ugly old man who is dirt poor.
Calm down there.
>>678477024
>>678477161
>Tfw transgirl who like things up their ass but specifially girls putting things up their ass.
guys pls.
>>678477327
Demo get off link you poser, we already had this conversation
>>678477512
>trans
even fucking worse
>>678477488 (checked)
with his hands always in the freezer..
no i will not
>>678477654
U G H
G
H
>transgirl
How horrifying.
>>678477483
Only for today, luckily.
>>678477488
I am ok with being rightfully judged once in a while.
>>678477791
oh okay well that's not SO bad
>>678477745
They weren't always in there. Just in and out. I had to scrape out a load of ice and sort out a load of stock that was delivered. Didn't poison myself so that's a bonus.
I'm telling you to.
>>678477831
I dunno if I'm the right judge.
>>678477704
I'm scum I know.
>>678477745
cry bout it.
>>678478004
y u have done dis
>>678477987
You seem fine. You have your own opinion and that is enough for this kind of judging.
>>678478004
>>678477987
hey that's nice
you're not my mother
>>678478126
I haven't even really done much about it yet, I don't have insurance and I'm poor so not like I can get the meds.
but it's probably cause that's what feels right to me.
>>678478201
>
>>678477488
Shit, you're probably right. Well, I guess that's fine with me. I much prefer women anyway.
>>678477880
Still, I was hoping to do other things besides work today.
>>678478475
welp
whatever. i guess you gotta do what you gotta do. seems dumb to me tho
>>678478201
Nothing like holding toxic substances while your hands are numbed by a -80 freezer.
Thank God.
>>678478506
I like women too but I've recently learnt the benefits of a cute boy.
>>678478608
well you can can't you? you're not coming in until later
I burnt my fingers while I was cooking
>>678478170
I'm totally not fine in every conceivable way tbh.
>>678478720
Same here. I blame the years of lurking /fit/.
>>678478801
None of us are perfect.
>>>he didn't previously knwo the maghics of a cute boy
>>678478720
yea i kow what you mean thast usually my morning routine
>thank god
meAN
>>678478667
That's fine.
>>678478778
>>
>>678478964
false
>>678478763
I couldn't do them until later.
>>678478964
And I'm further from it then most. Brb gonna hang myself.
>>678478850
I blame gfur and my libido.
>>678479035
I knwo the maghics nao tho
It's honest, man's work.
Yeah.
>>678479062
yee.
but femboy master race
>>678479187
well fug
>>678479254
shut up
have you every tried typing with only one finger from your left hand
>tfw chet will never be your mommy
>>678479301
>>678479301
>>678479301
>>678479301
I will never be part of it but I will always appreciate it.
>>678479035
It wasn't that I didn't know that magics of a cute boy, I just wasn't attracted them in the slightest. I've always secretly liked dicks, but didn't care much for anything else. But I guess that's starting to change now.
>>678479254
I guess that's also to blame for me. I generally avoided these threads because of all the avatarfags, but s/fur is incredibly boring nowadays.
>>678479065
You are not perfect either.
>>678479254
Livestream when
>>678479321
JESUS CHRIST
>>678479301
I'm not even attractive so I can't into femboy.
>fuck I'm gonna be an ugly chick
>>678479520
top tier taste confirmed fam.
>>678479489
It's alright, I'll probably just kill myself.
>>678479543
who gave you permission to reply to me
>>678479545
you can go fuck riiiiiiiiiiight off with that blue thing jesus christ
why courage why
>>678479638
if i couldn't be femboy id be viking instead
>>678479694
no lemlem no
dunt doit
>>678479736
I gave myself permission. Is that a problem?
i know this might not be the right thread but does anybody here remember vera lynn?
>>678479736
I'm sorry I triggered your flashbacks.
>>678479489
What did I do?!
No. Why?
I'm more of a daddy kind of person.
>>678479545
The quality of my webcam would not make it worthwhile.
>>678479653
Cheers. I can't see the appeal of hairy, man arse.
>>678479881
>>678479963
yea i listened to her when i was a kid
>be femboy
>want to meet other femboys in NYC
>social retard so never know where to go
life is suffering
crap i hit submit before i typed my reply
>>678479978
you should have tagged it with trigger warnings
remember that next time
think of someone other than your own self
>>678480036
yOU MADE FUN OF MEEEEEE
well that's why my last post was kinda fugged up
D-DADDY?
>>678480036
exactly
>>678480146
you meet fembois on the internet m8
>>678479794
I must regain my honor.
>>678479778
not any sort of man either. I'm just an ambiguous ugly bitch
>>678480489
what honor
>>678478475
Have you seen a shrink?
It is mental illness after all.
One of the weirdest analogies trans people use to describe why they feel transitioning is best for them is "because it feels right". 80% of the trans mtf I know have decided it wasn't for them(poor mental healthcare, psychological eval.) or have gone so far into it, that they cannot come back and killed themselves.
Have you had the extensive assistance you need in determining if this I really right for you?
>>678480299
Did I?
Does that explain all the other times you spoke in your strange language?
Not your daddy.
>>678480452
>>678480146
This is, surprisingly, a legit option.
>>678480452
a-any New York fembois alive here?
>>678480635
yes
yes
yes
from now on i will address you as daddy
>>678480547
well sheeeit
was it worth it?
>>678480635
the only way to meet fembois who like other fembois is the internet/dating apps and shit.
>>678480658
no idea im a uk femboy and im taken REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>678480573
ur butt
>>678480813
no that's my honor
>>678480896
Too bad it's mine now.
>>678480708
Are you confirming or having an orgasm?
Please don't call me that. I'm really not into that stuff.
>>678480747
Well I mean I'm not a femboy at all but I started talking to my cutie on here almost a year ago and we started dating in October.
>>678480576
Again, I have neither insurance nor money at this point the only kind of prep I have made is growing my hair out and shaving. Also I have thought about this almost constantly for at least 6 years. But I can't see a psychiatrist until I have some way to pay for it.
>>678480747
refer to above post because I think you are confused.
>>678481101
well fug
now how am i supposed to reel in the qtp2t's
>>678481142
confirming to having an orgasm
nah just confirming
too bad daddy
nah i'm not into that either i just think it's funny to do things that upset you
>>678481292
With that personality you seem so keen on reminding everyone about.
>>678480747
other than fetlife or tumblr there isn;t really a good site to find such peeps
>>678481408
that's true i do have a wonderful personality
one of the bests
>>678481568
Personality is the butt of the mind.
>>678481292
Jesus Christ, Tay walks so slowly.
Well you're still strange regardless.
> nah i'm not into that either i just think it's funny to do things that upset you
Yet you call me mean you.
>>67881568
Pfffffffft.
>>678481680
dude
you're so right
and both of mine are A1
>>678481142
yea i met mine here too
well.. s/fur actually but yea
been with him almost a year
>>678481176
kek
>>678481427
4chan worked for me :^)
< 13 > She was a huge whore and she loved to get fucked in the ass. She also cheated on me thus I will be leaking all her videos today :) http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=57576396991166757624 Enjoy /b/ Will be removed in 15 minutes
>>678481790
is tay a femboy?
i'm not THAT strange
well you are mean so
>>678481931
>someone actually took the time to ctrl+v this
>>678481867
don't you sass me
>>678481816
Now get out there and catch yourself a man.
>>678481867
How far away are you abouts? I had the good fortune of landing a gig near to where he lives.
>>678481985
He's not manly, let's put it that way. He's finally arrived though.
Yes you are.
I am not though.
>>678482176
don't you sass me
>>678482212
oh cool
remind him not to give your the dog folder for me ok?
No I am not.
you are you.
>>678482106
ill sass u all i want fam
>>678482212
he's canada and im UK
pretty far. but we are making it work
>>678481176
Well shit, you don't actually know if it is right for you or not then do you? Time periods don't really mean a lot when you are referring to psychological disorders all that says to me is that it has been persisting for that long. Don't go down the self-treatment route either, you have time to transition properly or prevent transitioning entirely.
>>678482345
did you just..
>>678482416
I'll fokkin 1v1 u m8
>>678482621
i absolutely did and it was completely unintentional
>>678482621
ill win
>>678482345
Was that sass?
>>678483171
yes
because we both know i'm not charming when i'm not on the internet
>>678482537
I'm not doing anything until I move out. I'd rather not find out how my parents are going to react if I tell them that and then the fact that their "daughter" is technically also a lesbian. (oh man fuck me)
>>678482679
>
>>678483095
Depends on the fight prob
>>678483288
any fight
ill win it
im fucking jacked fam ill fuck u all up
ill fuck up the whole retirement home.
>>678483268
I'm sure you're a perfect little angel.
>>678483564
well i'm not anymore because you stole my fucking butt
>>678483491
>The whole retirement home
I literally live across from a retirement home..
But nah you're skinnier than I am, fam.
>>678483629
I guess you'll have to be a top now.
jed
do you and maya wanna play some drawful
>>678483765
but i wanna do butt stuff tooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>678483725
doesn't mean i cant fuck you up
you know who i am right?
>>678483778
ooooooo
im down. ask maya tho he just woke up so idk if he's even out of bed yet.
I am afraid my belly hasn't been checked yet. Maybe I forgot to make an appointment. Or I made one and forgot about it.
>>678483818
Just steal someone else's butt.
I-I wanna play some drawful.
>>678484109
yay
ok cool
lets get a lil party going around
>>678483288
I fucking despise how our parents generation is completely in favour of [insert inane shit] AWARENESS MOVEMENT but will completely brush the awareness of mental health issues under the carpet. Might just kill myself, people like me aren't going to get any decent help, and pharmabros don't care about making better antidepressant medication.
DID YOU GUYS KNOW LEMON IS NOT GRODEN
But he will be inside groden.
YOU"RE BLOWING MY MIND DEMOS
oh fug
demos stop molesting jeff's mind
>>678484228
yeah, life is shit currently.
>>678483942
The grand toe sucking wizowrd?
>>678484328
I don't really know who anyone is in these threads anymore.
>>678484534
nah im alpha as fuck
I have no friends.
>>678484587
there there
who needs friends anyway
>>678484587
Friends are overrated
>>678484586
>
>>678484847
I guess. It's probably cause I'm Elfish Douche.
>>678485044
might have something to do with it
who sincerely likes elves anyways
>>678484587
Internet friends are the best friends.
>>678482345
It's pretty cool and he's cool and pretty. He says hello.
You absolute motherfucker give me them doggies.
YES. YOU. ARE.
I'm very kind it's just you enrage me so by being a faggot.
Time to do couple stuff.
>>678482416
Oh it's Maya is it?
>>678485166
For a moment I thought he was bending the guy's penis! Ouchie!
>>678485249
What if the penis is already bent
>>678485234
you and tay should like
play drawful with us
>>678485153
I don't
>Always say "the only good elf is a dead elf"
>>678485166
Even my internet friends are never around anymore.
>>678485442
Make some new ones. It's not that hard.
>>678485622
not worth the effort I work 5 nights a week from 10pm to 7am. I actually should be asleep at this point.
>>678485433
What is that?
>>678485989
it's a drawing game
i just need tay to be in a skype call so he can see my screen but otherwise it's a mobile game you play on a browser
it's reallllly fun
>>678486078
Maybe some other time. We have limited to time for cuddles before I have to go to work.
>>678486402
okokok
>>678486438
I'll give him a kiss and cuddle just for you. He smells nice.
>>678479520
What a great pic
