If practice makes perfect, but nobody is prefect. Why practice?
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If practice makes perfect, but nobody is prefect. Why practice?
Why bother
it's gonna hurt me
>>678433240
just class
got a couple major assignments due in the next couple of weeks
>>678433280
because maybe you can at least be better than that other dude
>>678433306
i have no one to play with and i cri
>>678433264
I don't have time in my day to spend making sheets to make a pie. Are you so not busy you can fart around with cooking?
>>678433280
Cause you'll never be the prefect arsehole even if you try your darndest.
>>678433280
...........
To fit more in without passing out on the first load
>>678433500
>>678433500
I'm a chef.
SNARF I JUST SACK TAPPED MYSELF AND IT HURTS!
>>678433484
Sounds abysmal.
>nobody is perfect
just the precision of maintaining orbit alone
never fucking mind the man hours put into ensuring the equipment, all the thought put into the science so you can write convincing grants, all the training, schooling...
>>678433646
no, being better than people is great
>>678433484
I got a few within the first few weeks after break but it shouldn't be too bad I don't think
Only thing I REALLY need to do is get ahead in one particular class so I don't have a last minute 40 hour assignment like this time.
>>678433641
lol
Why would you do that?
>>678433280
So you can scewer my bum with the d?
>>678433747
did you end up finishing that
>>678433711
You both rot in the same earth.
>>678433500
>>678432744
he won't I was told ways to make my ass will be his cure-all.
>>678433687
"You know what I hate? Water. Can't stand it"
"...."
"There's some behind me right now isn't there?"
>>678433641
Ha.
>>678433589
Hunnibuns!
>>678433597
Well that's different. Do you chef it at home too?
>>678433778
Ah-hem...
>>678433892
you're cute
>>678433876
who cares about that
>>678433762
I DIDNT DO IT ON PURPOSE!!!!
>>678433922
helllllllllp meeeeeeeeeeee
>>678433934
Im not an asshole, im perfectly agreeable.
>>678433868
Yes. I ended up having to get away from the PC and force myself to sit in the dining room to avoid procrastination.
>>678434091
how miserable
I bet your family was shocked to see your face
>>678433886
Tell me your secrets, i'd love to cure people with my ass.
>>678434053
Then you need to stop acting like one.
>>678434000
Its animistic urges specifically to secure mating rights.
ᴵᵗ ᵈᵒᵉˢᶰᵗ ᵃᵖᵖᶫʸ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ
>>678433934
I make the dinners around here.
>>678434001
No.
>>678434142
i'll bet
>>678434200
Okay, how was your day?
>>678434001
Ice it
Cool it
Thinking of sleeping, maybe night guys
i can almost see the butt dancing
>>678434252
ill mate with u nibi
>>678433280
Perfection is unattainable, but improvement is inevitable. Find something that you believe matters, something greater than yourself, and devote yourself diligently to improving yourself and it, so that it may become greater through your labours and the world continue its upswing of progress. It doesn't have to be something the world sees as great - if you believe video game high-scores are important because they define the next-gen, then go to it with gusto & pride.
>>678434199
Hey, I'm not THAT bad
I try to see them as much as possible.
Good night yall. I have to get some sleep. !!!
>>678433306
hopefully it isn't. what's up outside of that?
>>678434516
night
>>678434448
yes
>>678434516
fare well sweets nice to share business with you
And lol one of my friends said im a homophobe O.O
Because i agree with this.
>>678434302
dont be mean :c
>>678434337
kiss it
dont go to sleep. stay up scrub
>>678434302
>Walks in with a whisk in his holster.
>>678434325
Absolute crap. I may have kidney infection, been sore all over. on antibiotics and wanking hurts.
What's your like?
>>678434396
Stop scaring him!
>>678434547
see above.
>>678434624
Shut up
>>678434627
More of transphobia but thats because of culture
So its not you
>>678434685
Have Snarf kiss it with me?
I'll be up," in more than one way"
>>678434627
No, that's sex, not gender.
>>678434487
>>678434477
uh huh
I'm sure you got a photo of them somewhere in your cave
>>678434815
that other guy said perfection is unattainable. what gives reason for "cute" to exist, then? assuredly there must be at least one thing that is cute for us to have the concept.
>>678435116
It's not me.
>>678434946
the more kisses the better
>>678434806
I just woke up. I might go out for coffee and do some curls when I get back.
>>678435024
I don't actually
but sometimes I use the wench's laptop to shitpost and so I will be in the lounge
what can you bench nibbler
facebook folks are trying to be martrrs are fags
they care more about this shit than gay people
fukkin madlibs
>>678434946
Come kiss my balls instead.
>>678435024
You would not want me, I spaghetti in social situations.
>>678435236
what does she think of the ensuing browser history
>>678435389
I don't care
>>678435389
>I spaghetti in social situations.
and you think freklz doesn't?
>>678435308
As long as you gargle mine
>>678435216
Alright, sounds like you got the morning sorted out.
>>678435495
I said shitpost, not browse porn
browser history would just be 4chan and maybe manga sites.
>>678435566
I always.
>>678435566
I don't understand this picture
>>678435745
Go watch Hot Fuzz.
>>678435613
Tiger, i worked too hard today and my sides hurt. help!!
>>678435262
Maybe 180
I have a bar that's 130 and its easy.
>>678435676
And then me and Katten will spit roast you.
>>678435495
We cold have coffee.
>>678435557
N-no?
>>678435900
i think i'd have trouble benching an empty bar. truly i fulfill my social station in life.
>>678435929
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
>>678435656
BUT 4CHAN IS SUCH A SCANDALOUS SITE
>>678436081
hey coffee is pretty okay
>>678435876
Sound like you got blood in your pee. Go see a doctor
>>678435613
I dont know what to do for the rest of the day, I am going to slowly suffer until I sleep.
>>678436191
nooooooooo!!!!!! ;~;
look at pic for 5 seconds thats all i ask
going back to bed
nite all
>>678436171
I am a scandalous person
>>678436107
Give me pics of your scrawny little arms.
>>678436171
I dunno what else after that. A walk?
>>678436191
dude i keep reading your name as "buttfinger" hahahahah end me
>>678436306
Is there anything happening near where you live?
Go there and be around non us.
>>678436352
go pee in a cup and see if it's pink, if it's not then you're just sore.
>>678435929
But kitty doesn't give hugs.
>>678436475
maybe we could see a movie
>>678436462
something like that
nite nef
>>678436518
It was Buffttigger the Buttffinger for a little bit.
>>678436570
kkk let me go pee
>>678436570
Nothing interesting until summer.
>>678436635
That'd be nice.
>>678436626
i give lots of hugs!!!!!!!!!!1
>>678436663
why exactly
>>678436821
I think so too
thooooose pythons
>>678436475
through what medium
>>678436821
Are you going on a date with freklz?
>>678436880
Peopl confuzzled my name too much so i added it to the end. Now it's BLT.
>>678437059
Astral projection.
>>678437263
okay im thinking really hard
can you see them??
>>678436979
It really depends if there is anything good at the theater.
>>678437059
Whichever you prefer. Steam?
or>>678437263
>>678437146
He is kinda far.
>>678437146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4iSQjbpRq4
>>678437263
not that anyone cares
>>678437146
my pee was green
>>678437320
i'll have to finagle this somehoiw but i am drawing right now
>>678437387
of course
>>678437320
there is usually something
darwin will know what to see
>>678437333
You're weird, you know that?
>>678437291
I seee somthing. it's comming to mee.
I see four toothpicks.
>>678437320
Virtual coffee then?
>>678437333
Trips confirmed truth.
>>678437383
That sounds like to smoke too much, drink too much larger and eat too much beef curry vidnaloo. (lets see you get that reference)
>>678437615
i've seen some shit
>>678437653
my legs are enormous, excuse me
>>678437411
i like the glove arm look so sexy
>>678437653
i do knot
>>678437534
I suppose its more the experience than if the movie is good.
We can get some new craft beers after to see if they're gross or worth buying again.
>>678437653
Things for me are usually virtual.
>>678437983
what an absolutely excellent idea
I love trying new beers
>>678437720
We all have. Except kitty. He's pretty naive.
>>678437729
Wasn't that your arms you were projecting?
>>678437895
Ever see a series call Red Dwarf?
>>678438055
It dosen't have to be you know.
>>678438282
do you think i have four arms
>>678438265
animal cum does that to everyone
>>678438282
Why fisting.
>>678438265
hm?
>>678438282
i have knot
>>678438074
I like trying new beers too.
We can try this. It caught my eye in an article a few days ago and it will "apparently" hit shelves mid-late april.
>>678438302
No you were doing a double bicep pose.
>>678438365
You're still here? Why don't you chat anymore?
Because it's tigers...
>>678438373
Then you're missing out.
>>678438282
I dont know what else to do.
>>678438515
i am ;~;
I'll watch it soon for real!
>>678438441
looks very avant-garde
there is an unusually large number of beers with "dragon" in the name it seems
my skin is burning help
>>678438373
You're naive, kitty.
>>678438441
what would you even try spiking something that exotic sounding with?
>>678438554
I said before awhile ago. Go travel the world, go visit other countries.
>>678438616
You may not like it. 80's British comedy.
>>678438515
No thanks
Ew
>>678438633
Its for people who are also dragons.
>>678438720
about?
>>678438755
i thoroughly enjoy most brit comedies and i love the 80s!
>>678438886
halp
>>678438804
Be that way then.
>>678438737
http://isthmus.com/food-drink/beer/karben4-dragon-flute/
>>678438755
Not on the list of things I am able to do right now.
>>678438966
roll on the ground. put out the fire
>>678438966
A lot of things.
>>678438829
funny story, I am a person who is also a dragon
>>678438966
quick distract yourself. draw attention away
>>678439018
are you an expert fistter?
>>678439052
es no help
>>678439087
o-oh...
>>678439118
its following
>>678439116
Oh my god! Me TOO!!!!
>>678439116
>>678434200
I have an amazing ass
>>678439028
how different are these from an indian pale ale, i don't recall specifically having tried an american one
>>678438966
Fan of the Young Ones?
>>678439028
You have a list? You seem like someone that has no need for one.
>>678439224
Not at all. but i've had one fist in me in my life.
Twas strange.
>>678439256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96fg9N00QX0
>>678439274
>>678439299
hey let's all be dragon people together
>>678439256
pour some water on it.
>>678439332
I have never had indian pale ale before.
>>678439333
Figuratively speaking.
>>678439370
anything for you~
>>678439412
we're gonna need huge fucking sugar cubes to pour dragon absinthe over
>>678439453
huah
>>678439412
we can be just like a family
hey read "tooth and claw"
>>678439333
i never seen
>>678439432
now i"m just moist
>>678439550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P4GsF1zdzM
>>678439726
the gallop in the kick really tickles my dick
>>678439329
Fuck i thought you dieded as well. you must've finished a moba or something.
>>678439453
Why don't you make a series of youtube vids of the beers you taste?
>>678439652
YOu love 80's british comedies and you've never seen the Young One's? man you have missed out alot.
YOu know the guy from Drop Dead Fred? That's him in his first TV series.
Pizza will be ready in 15mins. i'm gonna gorge out
also the best part is when he plays the main line but doesn't mute it
>>678439520
Can I eat that cake off your ass?
>>678439728
like a twinky
>>678439835
well i never said i love 80s brit comedies specifically. i said i like the 80s and i like brit tele~
but thats cool I'll have to check that one out too. i like the looks of the costume
pics pf pizza
>>678439835
nope, I was doing other stuff.
>>678439934
as long as you eat the ass out afterwards
>>678440032
let me eat your creamy filling
>>678439835
tfw you deliver for a pizza joint so cooking it and being around it isn't killing your appetite but it still is pretty shit pizza
>>678439412
http://imgur.com/gallery/NuqGD
>>678440084
o-okay~
fuck you avery now i have to listen to this album
>>678440079
I think that's a fair deal
>>678439835
That would be extremely boring for viewers id imagine.
Also im camera shy. I can do a pic for people here but thats the extent.
>>678440189
Kitty, tell hunnibuns to stop tempting me with booty pics and let be go to sleep.
>>678440345
jajajajajja i know!
>>678440189
it-it doesn't taste like cream
>>678440405
He's wearing his blue lacey see-through panties.
>>678440603
does it have that HIV tang to it?
>>678440666
jajajajajajajajja
noce trips
>>678440780
It tastes kinda semen-y
Goodnight, slllllllllllllllllluts.
>>678440208
HA HA DESTROYED
>>678440113
this is excellent
>>678441448
the joke is on you as i am a dragon
>>678441250
night night
new jew thread?
>>678441250
gongngit
