I post bananas in ylyl threads

I raped a girl in a water park senior year of HS. She was maybe 11.

>>678399009
what a piece of shit you are

>>678399009
>Greentextit

I am a closet sissy.

I shit post the atheist threads. My dad was a pastor and molested me.

>>678399229
same

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>>678397432
>share your secrets /b/
>its okay
I go to work everyday and pretend to be happy and come home to my wife and son mad and unable to face my depression.

>>678399400
BORING
thats like what 99% of normie men do

>>678399127
This

Was molested by my church's priest while I was an altar boy. He's in jail now because he tried it on some other kid who snitched

I cheated on my girlfriend with my best friend of 5 years who I loved and then my best friend cheated on me with my roommate, she blackmails me that she'll tell my gf whenever i ignore her or tell her to fuck off so I have to deal with her

>>678397432
>>678399400
I also pretend I know close to nothing about marijuana to everyone but smoke it every night.

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>>678399229
I probably am too.

>>678399506
Awwww

I have more reasons to die than to live.

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>>678399870
Than make more reasons to live. It aint gunna change if you complain about it.

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I use hidden cameras to spy on girls in the bathroom...

>>678399566
>Be in quiet part of park, in this kinda cave area
>See cute girl in pink swimsuit, all alone
>Realize noone can see us
>Grab her from behind and pull her into gap behind waterfall
>Hold her hair with one hand and pull her suit to the side with the other
>Work to put it in because of no lubrication
>Take it out and blow in the water
>Tell her not to turn around until I'm gone
>Swim underwater until I reach people
>Escape

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I'm an mtf trans girl and none of the people in my new life know about my past.
I was a shut in and finally transitioned after I turned 18, parents couldn't deal with me living as a girl so they kicked me out. I did some cam whoring in a pay by week motel room as I did a community college business degree. Once I was really really passable and had finished school I had my name and legal gender change done and I moved from Maine to Washington state. I live like any other 23 year old girl and I party and have girl friends, but I can't ever like tell them I have a penis, I hate tucking it too but I have to until I can afford the snip. I even carry tampons in my purse to keep the illusion up when I am out with my friends and they ask to borrow one from me. Worst part is I have been seeing this guy for a few days now and he is getting restless for sex, I blew him but I haven't taken my panties off around him yet for fear he will kill me if he found out.

>>678400448
>I use hidden cameras to spy on girls in the bathroom...
Share your methods..

>>678400603
>>>678399566
>>Be in quiet part of park, in this kinda cave area
>>See cute girl in pink swimsuit, all alone
>>Realize noone can see us
>>Grab her from behind and pull her into gap behind waterfall
>>Hold her hair with one hand and pull her suit to the side with the other
>>Work to put it in because of no lubrication
>>Take it out and blow in the water
>>Tell her not to turn around until I'm gone
>>Swim underwater until I reach people
>>Escape
Such detail!

>>678400448
Neat. Which camera?

>>678400049
Everything that kept me going is gone. My friends are dead or drug addicted or dead. My girlfriend was murdered because of me. And im addicted to drugs.

>>678400603
Bull shit bro

>>678397432
I shit my pants

I have a child and noone knows it mine. I'm too young to be a father

>>678400876
Well I was wrong your life sucks and you need to kill yourself. Sorry bro.

>>678400649
I'm rooting for ya.

>>678400650
co-ed bathroom, camera hidden inside a basket of cleaning supplies.

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Broke up with now ex gf last February. Have not had a day where I've regretted the decision. Worst of all I miss our dog more than her. I still cry about sometimes. I'm slowly descending into alcoholism. I feel like a pussy for not telling her how I feel, that it was a mistake and we should try to work things out. I'm also nervous about going out with women because I fear she'll become jealous and spiteful, and not let me see our dog. So I spend nearly every night drinking while browsing 4chan, imgur, facebook, and occasionally distract myself with video games.

Wat do

>>678400843
polaroid cube

>>678401042
Story?

I inherited a sum of over 11m euro's last december and nobody in my friends circle knows it. The only thing that might give it off is the fact that i quit working and pay for about everything we do but i keep telling them that it's because i won 10k. I am really scared to lose my friends if they'd knew this.

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Not as serious as everyone elses, but I want to be a women and hate myself for this

>>678401607
Just talk to her, even for a little bit. It'll make you feel better.

>>678402476
theres not much of a story
I was in a state of delirium after my best friend who was living with me at the time pulled a suicide by cop.
i was devastated and just comforted myself in whatever pussy I could. ended up fucking a close friends sister, and at this point the other dude she was dating at the time is certainly infertile, but she doesnt remember us hooking up.
I hate myself for it really. But she even knows, I'm not the kind of person to build a life for another human

>>678402908
You hate yourself for wanting to be trans, or you hate yourself for not doing it?

i have a funny story. there was this faggot on /b/ and he asked me to share a secret and get this i stabbed him in the throat

>>678403186
Hate myself for being trans and not doing shit about it.

I am taking a shit right now.

>>678400649
be safe, and I hope I can get to a point there someday

>>678403910
hey I am >>678400649

what can I do to help?

>>678403910
Hate to break it to you, but you can't "fix" this no more than you can fix being gay. Either go through with the operation or don't.

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>>678404534
>the operation

>>678404799
sex change, what ever you call it.

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>>678404995
For future reference you don't go into an operating room and come out a woman, it's a process over several years of transition and being on cross-sex hormones. Some may have operations some may not

I fucked a chiken.

>>678405298
Well for me it was just hrt and some beard removal. I still have my cock but I am saving for the snip.

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my math teacher is a chicken.

a chicken i tell you.

>>678405757
I think ur lying chickens cant do math

I've worn diapers for the purpose of sexually arousing myself.

I am not a robot.

I'm a normal guy and I browse /b/ to get an idea of what being an autistic, maladjusted neckbeard is like

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>>678406435

>>678402480
Tell them, and if they treat you differently they arent real friends. Or if you're scared of losing them, tell them you found out you have a medical issue and get disability.

>>678406674
Sound like something an autistic maladjusted neckbeard, pretending to be a normie would say.

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>>678397432
The eczema on my dick isn't getting any better.

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had a consensual sexual relationship with my sister for 7 years.

>pic related.

>>678407082
Your sister is a ghost, or just invisible?

>>678401607
You say you don't regret the decision, so don't even bother trying to work things out. You guys broke up for a reason and there's no point to getting back together. Not that you're much of a catch right now.
Take control of your drinking, maybe see a therapist to help you out with your depression, go out and make friends, meet new girls, and put an end to this downward spiral before it gets completely out of your control.
I've been where you are now and it's an ugly place. I wish you luck, anon.

>>678407409

yeah, i forgot to add pic so i deleted post and re-did it. >>678407400

>>678399696
hey, at least you ain't no snitch

>>678399696
a priest in my city was arrested 2 weeks ago, he then committed suicide yesterday,
what a faggot, can't even face his own sin.

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I relied on this shit hole of a website at the most vulnerable time in my life, and you all corrupted me momentarily. I turned into a fat little pervert with no direction. But now I just laugh at you all. This is probably the 3rd post I've made in the last 3 years.

>>678409221

what is sin?

>>678409377
A wrong doing. Stealing, murder, lying, rape and the like. But swearing, taking god's name in vain, and a few other things are also sins.

>>678405757
holy fuck what is that from? pinky and the brain? animaniacs? I can't remember but I know that goddamn chicken

>>678409585

so sin is dependent on accepting this God's existence as fact?

>the Judaeo christian God?

>>678409874
Islam also has sin, but it's just called something else. I'm not a religious studies expert, so I'm not sure if the other non Abrahamic religions have a special name for wrong doing.

>>678410167
Sin is gay

>>678410364
I don't think being gay is actually a sin.

My girlfriend is a land whale. I don't find her attractive at all. I can't even look at her most of the time.

But I have severe social anxiety and am a janitor with no friends or family so she's all I've got. She snores so loud it wakes me up every night. Her rolls of fat hang over her crotch and she wears her pants over the fat.

I'm so terrified of dying alone and broke and she makes a lot of money so I don't know what to do anymore. I think about suicide a lot

>>678410766
Why live unhappy because you're afraid of living unhappy? If you're going to be unhappy regardless, why have someone else making it even worse?

>>678411165
Because she is not a bad person. In fact she's fantastic -- intelligent, loving and patient with a good career.

But she is ugly and extremely fat. Like I said I can't even look at her. And I am so shy I can barely go to the store without having a panic attack.

>>678400649
Fuck off, you should tell the guy lieing whatever the fuck you are.

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I'm into lolicon and child biographies and my boyfriend doesn't know.

>>678411868
I used to be like you when I was 12. I had no reason to be, but I couldn;t even be social without crying. There is hope anon.

>>678399009
kill yourself, you filthy degenerate negroid piece of shit.
must have some kinda micropenis.

>>678412013
I have a rape fetish and the girl I'm seeing doesn't know.

>>678410766
leave her and get a dog,
a Labrador is good for you

ever since i was 13 i have been talking and sexting to guys 28+

>>678399400
thanks for the cool bg.
don't take it out on your family btw, it sucks having an ass for a dad.

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>>678412138

Most people have a rape fetish, nearly everyone I've met is into force sex or rough play. Should talk to her about it, no doubt she's into it

>>678412198
Are you a guy or grill?

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>>678409874
look at the atheist trying to force his beliefs down everyone's throat.

I just came in my own mouth for the first time and swallowed it... I'm ashamed

I want to sniff a qt girl's stinky, sweaty bare feet

I'm a guy and at the age of 13, I owned DILDOS.

>>678399009
I see this pasta always being posted on these fbi threads.... I'm starting to wonder if it might actually be true...

Is it? Is it?

played truth or dare at a party at older sisters apartment. her friends dared us to kiss. we pecked on the lips. it made me hard. after the party i asked her if she wanted to kiss again. this time i slipped her tongue and she kissed me back. led to heavy making out and me fingering her. she came hard and then jacked me off onto her stomach. recently she's been sending me sexts to masturbate to.

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>>678412265
Yeah, don't think so. All my friends are very harsh to gays, foot fetishists, and other so called "weird stuff". One of our former friends came out of the closer as gay, and everyone but me stopped talking to him. None of them understand human sexuality and how it can;t change. If she can't accept a gay guy as a friend, how can she accept her """"boyfriend"""" 's weird fetish.

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>>678412317
aaaaaand saved

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>>678412551
her body.

seduced my friends dad until he couldn't take it and fucked me then told my friend about it lolol she told her mum and they ended up getting divorced but I was 15 and their family begged me not to send him to prison the only reason I didn't was because I didn't want my parents finding out

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>>678412642

There's a pretty big difference between having a rape fantasy and being gay or into feet. Trust me, they'll probably be into it, nearly everyone I've met besides some sexual assault victims have been into it.

>>678412772
smash that muthafukin like button!!

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>>678412551
one of her sext pics she sent me recently.

>>678412936

Dammit girl if you're going to be a slut at least own up to it

>>678412958
I highly doubt a lot of people have a force fantasy. I'd rather stick with vanilla sex than have a chance of fucking this up. I'll stick with kinkcom

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I found a can of house paint at my dumpster and poured it into the postal box right next to it and probably destroyed a bunch of my neighbors mail

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>>678412739
Plz anon

I hate life but I try to see the beauty in it.

>>678412936
I Feel bad for any guy that decides to marry you

I fucking love futanari!

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>>678413369

It's pretty common, there's plenty of evidence on the net if you'd like to have a look. Doesn't need to be full blown rape but a lot of people enjoy some form of force sexual contact.

>>678413369

It's one of the most common fantasies especially among women.

>wife is great, cute face, petite brunette and a bit chubby with big tits.
>I still fap in the shower thinking of other women

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My secret is the one where I drugged my wife in the club and let guys play with her bare pussy and tits all night.

I want to find the anon who thought I was talking about his relative. Pic related. Where are you faggot? tell me if you ever railed her at christmas.

>>678397432
> my first time was basically a full on rape of my friends older sister
> i was 15 staying over at his house, both basically neets so doing all night session of ffx trying to grind to get past seymour on mount gagazet.
>parents werent home for the weekend
> college age sister came home stumbling up the stairs
> stoned out of her freaking mind, honestly her eyes kind of scared me, diluted an unblinking
> talked to us for a minute, kept leaning face first into his door and half swinging from the top
> oh hey anon, you here for the night little cutey?
> had major crush on her, could barely talk to her and woulld blush
> do that then
> ahh anon i blushing, cute anon, cutey little anon
> goes quiet as i concentrate on game
> HEY ANON LOOK
> look over and she has her skirt up and is showing me her pussy
> friend freaks out on her, i dont know what to do
> friend takes her to her room and gets hers settled hear them struggling as he puts her down
> pussy is on my mind now
> later on we finally get past seymour, go to bed
> cant stop thinking about it, get up to use restroom
> just maybe a quick peek?
> open her room
> she is lying on bed,
> turn to leave and hear her giggling
> she her taking some small red pill
> oh hi anon.
> oh hey j..just looking for the bathroom, must have gotten turned around
>no you werent, you were looking for another free look
> she lifts her legs and spreds them, isnt wearing her panties so get a pretty good look although the only light is from the hallway

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>>678413644

Yeah I'm pretty sure it's rated either the 1st of 2nd most common fetish

>>678413594

I am jealous that something like this is someone's secret. I wish I was that pure and innocent sometimes.

>>678399722
Never stick you dick in crazy

>>678397432
I often have fantasies about being at very young girls slumber party.
Like 10-13 yr olds
And being the guy that "shows them the ropes" about sex, and stuff. There's something about innocence that only a young girl can have that turns me on so much.
Of course I would never fuck a girl that young for fear of getting caught. I've been to prison before I know exactly what they do to pedophiles.

>>678413765
>still dont know where i got the nerve but i went into that room and lamely reached a hand out
> she told me it was alright and i touched my first pussy
> ok anon now you have something to tell your little friends at school
> should have left. but i was so fucking horny, i poked around some more with my fingers, started fingerfuckign her
> anon i didnt tell you you could do that but she doesnt lower her leg
> fingers arent enough, i pull my shorts down with one hand and get onto the bed on my knees
> she dropped her legs at this point and told me " you should leave now" but she didnt really move and didnt really fight when i shoved her thighs apart
>several seconds of fumbling before i found out where to stick it
> "anon stop, im saying stop". this was half mumbled but still seared into my brain to this day
> put it in, warm sensational heat. get a rhythm. slips out twice but get going, last maybe ten maybe fifteen seconds
> dont even have time to pull out just shoved it all the way in and came
> begin lifetime of shame. what the fuck have i just done
> look up at her and she is staring at ceiling
> leave room in shame
> next morning prepare for asskicking and probably lifetime in jail
> she comes down like nothing ever happened. acts normal and never once mentions it to me
>idk if she forgot or just wanted to forget

>>678400876
How was she murdered?

>>678399722

Serves you right

>>678412772
holy shit anon. FUCK YOUR SISTER.

>>678413784
What? Fuck no. I'm not that innocent. It's just one of the only ones I haven't said anywhere.

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>>678413856

>been to prison before

story?

When I was about 9 years old my brother who was 13 at the time blackmailed me into having sex with him on the threat that he'd tell our parents that I accidentaly stumbled on a porn site. As though I were to be held accountable for that... I eventually realized that threat was merely a bluff. For some reason I decided not to tell our parents about it.

>>678413503
There is no beauty to it.

I fingered my cousin when we were playing hide and seek with our younger cousins

I'm 20 and my best friend is a 12 year old girl... I know what you're thinking, but no. However, you're not the only one who thinks so... not even fucking close.

molested. liked it. look at fathers and daughters in public and wonder if they are doing something. find the thought very erotic.

>no tits tonight.

>>678414131
I know, but I keep trying.

>>678414252
How old were you
Who did it
Where and when?

>>678414364
You have to make your own

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>>678414193

So why is your best friend a 12 year old girl?

I dated a girl a few years older then me and she had a two year old daughter.

I was rough around the edges, still in party mode of my life, loved doing drugs every weekend.

We ended up moving in together for awhile, the baby daddy didn't want anything to do with the girl.

Now just to state, I was never around a small child in my life let alone interacted for more then 10 seconds in a grocery store line.

My ex girlfriend (child's mother) ended up being a complete insecure fucking lunatic, but I wouldn't break up with her because I didn't want to leave her kid. Kid started calling me dad, I mellowed out and didn't care about liquor and whores. I didn't care about movies or tv I just cared about making that kid happy, and I put up with a lot of shit from the mother.

Ended up eventually having enough and having to break up with the crazy lady. ive had a new girlfriend for almost three years now, and I still look at pictures of me and my exs kid like she was my own, I miss her terribly and the pictures bring me to tears, I see the occasional new picture pop up on Facebook because I'm still friends with her brother on there. My current girlfriend has no idea I have a heart, let alone one with a place in it for a kid that wasn't mine.

>>678414028
It was for a bunch of felony counts of theft, and trafficking stolen goods.
I use to be a heroin addict, and to support my addiction I would break into peoples cars/houses, and steal things.
I eventually got caught because too much stuff I pawned ended up being reported stolen. I knew I was going to get in trouble for pawning it, but I needed money for dope. That was more important to me at the time.
I spent 4 years.
Not super interesting, and completely unrelated to the fact I wanna fuck young girls.

>>678414450
She's legitimately a fucking psycho. Talks poetically about blood leaving people's bodies. Even mind sometimes. Carries a knife and a box cutter most of the time. A 12 year old that fucked up has my respect. Just sayin'.

>>678412275
girl

>>678414601
You're a good person. Report the mother, try to adopt the kid.

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>>678414716

Oh so she's got Daddy issues?

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>>678414601
right in the feels

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< 29 > Girlfriend has cheated on me after 5 years. Time to pay her back https://hive.am/vxjM9 Enjoy this leak , it has 3 videos of this bitch. Will remove it in a few minutes

>>678414880
Nah. She saw a bunch of people get ripped apart in a typhoon. But close enough. We also use the -chan honorific when talking to or about eachother.

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>>678414632

Welp thanks for the story and at least you have enough good sense to look and not touch.

>>678414716
Sounds like a normal 12 year old to me, just going through that really edgy phase.

>>678400649
how passable are you

>>678413859
You lucky cunt

Did that experience change your life about women or did u continue to be beta

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>>678415042

She'll get over it eventually

>>678414366
>>678414366

i was 9.
Father.
my room. living room. a hotel. a motel. in his car. in a tent camping. the bathroom. and... i think thats it.

>>678414880
more loli

>>678415199

i forgot the garage like two times.

I am way too high on acid right now man.

>>678415191
You and your fuckin' lolicon. Damn. But I guess it's fitting to my story. XD

>>678415199
>>678415294
Did you ever tell?

>>678415306
>not doing shrooms

>>678415199
How long did it last?

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>>678415325

More so I'm the loli chick so I've just linked it together. Seriously though she'll eventually get over it, I used to be like that but my mother had enough sense to not let me be that edgy

>>678400448
>Public bathroom

Niggas in the danger zone.

That can be a pretty big deal if you get caught...I'd be wiping fingerprints off shit, and erasing your camera regularly.

>>678397432
I want to mind break my friends wife. I want to fuck her so well and for so long that her mind just snaps from my virility and becomes my cock slave.

>>678400448
Never understood the allure to this.. Like.. How do you fap to people emptying their bowels?

>inb4 hnnnnng that 1-ply makes me diamonds!

I can't get it up anymore. I'm completely soft when I fap and only get hard just when I'm about to cum. It blows

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>>678415505

Still not over my ex. I cheated on my current s/o with him. Don't know why but I just can't seem to shake him off. I literally go to his facebook profile and always look through our old stuff we did together. I was happy. Like, I am happy now with my current s/o but, it's honestly not the same.

Yes I shouldn't have cheated on him but I thought I would be happier with who i'm with now. But it didn't really turn out as i planned it to be.

>>678415505
Alright Dahmer, chill

>>678415656
I really hate muslims

>>678415656

Most shit doesn't. Why'd you cheat on him anyways?

>>678415479
Ahh, right. Awkwardly, I like loli shit, but it's 100% unrelated to my best friend being 12. You'll have to take my word for it, anon loli grill. But you probably won't. And I can see why.

>>678415420

of course not. they tell you in school its bad so you know not to tell.

>>678415437

till my early 20's.

>>678415166
i beat myself up about it basically
if anything i was more of a beta, eventually i stopped and got an actual relationship
really the only true lasting affects are some guilt when i think of it and a rape fetish that sometimes pops up when im searching porn
count my lucky stars she didnt get pregnant or anything

through a string of lies and deception I got my parents to fund my drug addiction for years making out that i was being extorted, In the grand finale I claimed i needed £2000 to pay debts or i would be killed, I spent it all on ketamine

>>678415833
Well you seem fine, so I guess it didn't fuck you up so bad. Just don't do it to anyone else.

My gg got molested by her step dad when she was 12 I feel like she enjoyed it but she claims she hates him and never tries to let it go how did u come to accepting u enjoyed it instead of hating him >>678415294

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>>678415814

Oh I don't think you're going to fuck her, there's a big difference between loli and the real thing though I do think it's pretty sad you're hanging around with an edgy teenager. Why don't you have any real friends?

>>678415646
>>678415744

literally the epitomy of /b/

Loli, CP, rape, gore? no problem

but that guy, for no particular reason? fuck that guy.

>>678415581
Samr here. Just when I fap though, I get normal, normal/diamonds when having sex or getting a bj.

Too much porn, too many years of /b/ I guess...

Lived with girlfriend's family, regularly fucked her little sister.

>>678415797
I'm a whore without any standards and morals

>>678397432
I still can't get over being rejected... Over ten times now. Feeling like shit, but leaving or killing myself would be too expensive for my family to take the blow of my absense... Even if I am not open about how stupidly depressed I feel.

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>>678416016

Am I not allowed to laugh at him?

>>678415988
Real friends? Haha! Fuck no. I'm too pathetic for shit like that. She even tells me so sometimes. I figure you're not offering any friendship, so my best bet is to remain best friends with a 12 year old.

>>678410449
Pretty much not ok in just about every religion

>>678397432
I cheated on my ex fiance with my cousin several times. She never found out. I still fuck my cousin though.

I also exchange nudes my my aunt all the time. We'd be disowned if anyone ever found out.

Finally, I also regularly crossdress and have guys on Craigslist fuck me. I'm getting pretty good at taking huge cocks.

>>678416043

It doesn't helped that I've been earning money doing erotic art commissions either. When I see naked bodies in porn nowadays, I just see their anatomy, perspective and forms. Like, completely desentisized.

>>678416090

That's a shame, do him a favor and don't try to get back together with him

>>678416016
I have a rape fantasy so I guess I'm not that far off. It was just a meme man.

I have a tight nit group of people that I cybered with on runescape when I was a kid.

We exchanged emails and we still do it to this day.

Don't know if they are male or female. Don't really care. Was 13 when it started. 23 now. They are the longest relationship I have in my life beyond my family. They have been dropping subtle hints of a group meeting. Don't know what to do.

>>678415833
Would you let your future husband do it to your future daughter?

Do you consider yourself damaged now?

>>678416180
set up a deep fire pit, stand in over it as it's lit and blazing, shoot yourself in the head and fall back into it.

You feel nothing, free cremation, no one pays for anything.

Enjoy

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>>678416268

That's pretty depressing

>>678416180
I also like lesbians even though ik most are misandrists and wish to eradicate a males.

>>678416314
My dog was raped by a mudslime last year

>>678416394
Do it. No questions asked.

I was abused and neglected as a child, now at almost 30 years old, I have all the characteristics of a serial killer except i won't kill/torture animals. I have no feelings for anyone, if anyone in my friend or family circle died tomorrow I wouldn't care, if I was upset, it would be because it would inconvenience my life in some way. Every girl I date I think I'm in love but after 1-3 months I realize it was sexual lust, I don't give a fuck about anyone, not even myself.

I work in a dangerous line of work and act fairly recklessly with my life because I don't care if I die or not, I do my best not to endanger the people around me though. I understand the fact people appreciate their lives and have children that depend on them. I do not.

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>>678397432

When me and my cousin were ages 12-13, we regularly compared penis sizes soft and hard, and also masterbated next to each other under the blanket in his bed to see who could finish first. We also discovered porn together and would masterbate to the same pics at the same time.

>>678415797

To be honest, he lives in Virginia and my other ex was local. I was really happy with my LDR, but me and my ex started to develop feelings for eachother and just started dating. I told myself that I was going to break up with him but when I mentioned him about breaking up, he was going mad. I didn't want him to hurt himself so I stayed and broke up with my local ex boyfriend. I'm currently living with my LDR relationship but it just doesn't feel right. I'm in a little tight position at the moment.

But I talked to my ex boyfriend about everything and he basically hates me for it. I totally understand and I regret doing what I did. I really do. I wish I could apologize to him and show him how sorry I am. But jfc I wish I could get stop thinking about him. I truly love him. My feelings towards him are slowly fading but whenever I think about him, I get all mushy and just cry over him.

I'm pathetic, I know.

>>678402480
Money changes anyone. And I mean anyone.

Come up with a believable excuse. One with no holes in it that you can maintain indefinitely. Then go on vacas and make other rich friends

>>678403061
>she doesnt remember

???

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>>678416394
inb4 their all in there 50's and 60's

>>678415955
thanks anon I have made serious efforts to help people now but am still heavily addicted to ket but also addicted to making people happy

Ketamine is the heroin of the british teenager

>>678397432
Everyone thinks I'm a sweet senior who is really nice and caring, but I hate Liberals and anyone who supports regular circumstance abortions. I hate tumblr whales and faggots who say they weren't born the right way. Shut your mouth. It's nature, not some force we an control. Then I see these "heroes" that have been lifted up because of simple actions or actions that just scream for attention. I want everyone who goes against my country (USA) to die just like the thousands of soldiers who've died defending them from brainwashed Muslims. I support Donald Trump because #FeelTheBern is supported by a bunch of retards acting like they know how to run the economy with a high school education. I hate most of the people in my school even though I talk to a lot of them throughout my school day. Man am I pissed off.

>>678416266
checked

>>678416358

I'm just having a really shitty few weeks, been dipping in and out of deep depression several times a day for the stupidest shit.

But, laugh at me, w/e, it's /b/

>>678415861
how old are you now?
you ever tried doing nice thing to her ?
I would if I were you.

>>678416483
No kidding! Even I know I should be eradicated from this earth. Nobody's bothered yet because it takes too much effort. Here's hoping the psycho twelvie does it. Shit, I need some alcohol.

>>678416425
>living in an apt complex
>can't afford gun
If I disappear my family will likeceaste taxpayers money looking for me and or body

>>678416576

So more or less you couldn't keep your legs shut

>>678416760
Likely use**... Tf phone.

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>>678416647
From a thread about a mute guy..

>>678416597
she was probably on like E or something

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I sent cookies to an ex made with cum in the dough. I told her, but only after she'd eaten more than half of them. She was more aroused by it than I was.

>>678415972

our family was pretty normal except for the that. i loved him and i didnt want him getting in trouble.

to be honest though, in the beginning id just do what i was told, but as i got older and horny i started liking it. sex feels good irrespective of who you do it with.

Paid a cam girl 150 dollars last night

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>>678416647

To be honest your fantasy is pretty cringe worthy

I banged a married co-worker on a casual basis while her husband was at work. Sometimes her son would knock on the door while I was railing her.

>>678416624
Have you tried a narcotics anonymous group?

>>678399009
Kys

>>678399122
White Knight Alert REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>678416766
If you really wanna assume that then that's fine. It actually wasn't about sex but all of this is my fault and I just gotta take responsibility for my actions.

I hate myself and want to die

>>678415861
Wait so you fucked her life after that?

>>678416760
>apartment complex
like anyone actually gives a fuck about those places, build a fire and do what i said, you'll be dead, who cares?

>can't afford
you'll be dead, who cares, just dump a pay check on one, your bills don't matter when you're dead and they can't make anyone else pay for it

>use tax payer money to look for me

fucking
suicide
note

Godamnit faggot, either do it or stfu, we don't give a fuck about you

>>678415545
>this
i would have rather placed it in a clothing store's dressing room

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>>678416547
Been there, done that. Decided it would be nice tof eel sometimg, so I took five years out of my life to try to train myself to feel. I wish I hadn't. I really hate myself for giving a fuck about people who have grown accustomed to knowing I don't care about them. I see more clearly how many people just use me and hate me in general. I envy people who still don't feel. I miss the void. I hate what I have become and am starting to want to break myself somehow so I can be back to "normal" again.

Don't "get fixed". You'll regret it. It's worse than being broken.

>>678417081
Tell us anon

>>678417175
wow edgy

>>678416915
regardless of what you think, it's still my fantasy

Plenty of cringe fantasies are posted in these threads

>>678416547
you are OK, I'm also this lone wolf type
I'd buy you a beer if we ever meet and have a talk.

>>678417081
What's got you feeling this way?

>>678399696
Like they sat snitches get
Not molested anymore

>>678416880
You are my fucking senpai.

...Can I have some cookies though?

>>678417291
nothing edgy about it, just killing the attention whores excuses and calling him out for what he is.

Anyone who doesn't tip me, I jizz and fart in their food next time

>>678416334
Lol. Totally get it. Can't remember the last time I got an erection watching porn, amateurs, webms, et al...

However I do get hard with some of the artistic works of fiction and falsehood that only a fool would take for fact occasionally posted here.

>>678417175
>we don't give a fuck about you
>in a thread about opening to the world
Top kek anon, you're far more cancerous than me, thanks.

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>>678417293

I know, still cringe worthy and hilarious though

>>678416948
I'm currently studying in university and i don't have the time or motivation for it, everytihng is fine other than crippling regret and a hell of a lot of debt, thank you for your concern, life continues and i hope you are happy, drugs are bad mmkay

>>678416681
im turning 30 soon
fifteen years wow
and not really, to her i was just brothers easy to mess with friend. i keep my distance afterwards and havent seen her in a long time

>>678416400

i dont know. i dont have children and dont plan on having them. my understanding [from people that have them] is once you have them you become a different person. more protective. but i do fantasize about father's and daughters i see in public. i guess id say I dont know. and I dont know if im damaged either. some people would say i am. depends on who you ask i guess.

>>678416547
I was raised in a suburb with both parents and lots of friends in a nurturing home. I can't feel love. God, I want to so bad.

>>678417406
you do got a point.

i think i have aspd but im too young for an actual diagnosis and i dont really care because it doesnt affect my life in any way

>>678417406
Yes I am an attention whore. Just like you using edgemaster 2000.

>>678417050

Couldn't keep your emotions under control then?

>>678417435
>opening to the world

You're fucking ANONYMOUS, their is literally no penalties or attachments to your identity here. There is no "coming out" or "reconciling" because you can't be held liable.

fucking christ.

>>678417405
Sure why not?

>>678416051
>story?

>>678417435
nigga, some guy just admitted to RAPING a girl.

>>678417461
How glorious was that nut though? Worth

>>678400876
>dead or drug addicted or dead

I thought I was going to see shit like, I finger my asshole and sniff it. But you guys are just fucked

>>678417607
Relax autismo chan I am sorry you failed to comprehend the rules of this thread

>>678417452
eh, it is what it is. I just love fantasizing that I was actually "virile" and shit and could do that in the first place and she's rather attractive and kind of shitty to my friend.

I just spent a week sleeping next to my dead best friends girlfriend taking drugs and fucking, I tried to act like it's not a big deal but in reality I know he would of hated it

>>678417719
That wasn't me..

>>678417755
thats pretty fucking disgusting

>>678417817
oops

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The Love of my life moved away and i found out afterwards from her friends that if i had mentioned my feelings or told her not to leave she would've stayed because apparently she felt the same way to me, now she lives 4 states and I still miss her after 3 years, the only reason I'm still keeping my feeling about her from her is because she has a life built up over there now, she has a huge house and is a surgeon now and i dont want to make her drop everything on account of me who over the course of 3 years have done nothing with my life. According to her friend who stayed with her over spring break she kept asking about me.
Maybe one day ill work myself up to a level were i feel i can show her myself and not feel ashamed

>>678417776

Overall bro it's just your thing I just think the whole 'mind control' thing is silly but that being said I'm the loli chick so meh, sorry I laughed at you, hope you feel better with the whole depression thing

My father is a paraplegic and has been since before I was born. (I never asked him or my mother how exactly things work down there for him).

I believe he was a very self centred man all his life, but after the injury occurred it is obvious he uses that as an excuse to talk about himself constantly. His life revolves around his health, health problems, and nothing else.

He is cared for by my step mother, and everyone else in the family has distanced or completely cut off contact with him. Everyone is sick of asking him "hey how are you?" And listening to him rant and ramble about puking and shitting and wishing he would die.

I wish he would die, I know I can't begin to understand the hardships of his disability, but to burden everyone else in his life with his constant negativity and have no remorse for it is appalling to me. He told me he would die in a short amount of time abour 5 years ago, and to this day he doesn't ask or care about my life. He will text me once every week or two and rhyme off the negative changes in his health and then just stop talking. I realize that he is lonely and just wants someone to talk to, but you can't be a sane human and not understand how this constant fucking complaining makes him so unappealing to have contact with. I just wish he would go to sleep after taking too many oxys and not awake.

>>678417764
What rules? It's literally just "share your secrets".

fucking autismo yourself faggot.

>>678417522
yah mad bro? Little emo bitch crying for attention by threatening suicide. Down the road cock bait, not across the street.

The first time I fucked her she was telling me she thought she had a crush on me, so I played along and said that I had feelings for her too, convinced her that if she really loved me she'd do anything for me. Years later we're still in a kind of master/pet relationship. I'm not one for relationships but I like having someone there, plus the sex is always great, trained her around my specific needs and wants in bed.