Waifu claiming thread.The rules are very simple:claim your 2D waifupost pics of your
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>kepp RP and ERP at a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>hey this pretty good not cringe at all.
>hey this pretty good not cringe at all.
>hey this pretty good not cringe at all.
>most important: Have fun!
Tats claimed.
M U C K F O D S
thanks.
told you
WTF happened?
>>678338128
Wow, your wife-fu is adorable. How do you do it?
>hey this pretty good not cringe at all.
>hey this pretty good not cringe at all.
>hey this pretty good not cringe at all.
>hey this pretty help me
good afternoon
>>678338197
love me
>claiming yume
>>678338273
FLUGZUG
I still carve for waifu legs like always
you all lost right now
chicken nuggets are fun.
Fuck the mods.
Tenryuu claimed
so many thread popping at the same time xD
oh and Neo claimed
I am regretting that "ananas" thing..
>>678338400
has this guy been here all day?
waht happend?
>>678338224
Last OP had a saved-from-4chan filename and it was Haruhi or some shit?
Probably troll OP.
Hatsuzuki claimed.
>>678338519
Right.
Claiming for the silly ship.
>>678338605
Natural and organic meme.
>>678338519
Yeah, fuck the mods.
https://youtu.be/PFpJNx_p9tU
>>678338475
Yes
>>678338527
Hey Neo
>>678338128
Miia clamded
claimed
Koneko Claimed
Havent been on in a few days xd
>Mods delete the thread
>>678338730
>>678338527
SYNDRA LOVES ME
NEO DO THE THING I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!!!!
yumexsyndra is happening!
>>678338605
Thats like a trap that only scatters us for a while.
>>678338475
Posting legs.
Rory claimed
>>678338837
Hey Koneko
>>678338874
No.
>>678338775
Snek
>>678338554
I don't think so
>>678338548
My bad.
Me and the other Tomoko anon had that exact same code word and I was just joking about using it again, to make things even more confusing.
>Sorry if this got problematic.
Shiki claimed
>>678338925
keep it going i like it
Spidey claimed
>>678338978
yumexsyndra best ship in the waifuseas
>Attracted to a muslim girl that my friend works with
What is this heresy?
>>678339144
Nice dubs Mai.
>>678339157
I hope everybody on your ship gets scurvy then it sinks.
FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD
>>678339293
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now.
>>678339067
Even the figures.
Elitist scum.
>>678339386
Fuck off normie
>>678339157
>non canon
>>678339386
Fuck off Pepe
>>678338983
all i know is that he was here when i woke up and seems like he's still here
Did somebody say, [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?
Two scoops of free ice cream if you bring your waifu. We have (lemon), vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, liquorice, mojito, cheeki breeki, malted french people, mint, little white chocolate dolphins, caramel (in exchange for you soul) and "I don't care" (Only available in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets).
If I missed your ice cream just ask and we'll brew some up right away. We'll also spike other people's ice cream in exchange for a human sacrifice.
!New to the menu!
"Syndra Cream", with an added surprise.
>>678338998
Mhm, it's cool. Not sure what could replace it, though..
>>678339540
nyanpassu o/
If trips all waifu's in this thread belong to me.
>>678339067
>>678339676
Hi Neo, one strawberry like usual
>>678339676
>ehehehehe
Ill take the usual one
>>678339666
>Nice trips my man
This is the first I've seen him today.
>>678339676
Hi Neo.
Can I have some malted frenchies?
>>678339792
one day
>>678339676
Its been a while since Syndra Cream was released, so did any of the test subjects die?
>>678339676
1 Stracciatella and 1 strawberry pls without topping thank you
>>678339469
>>678339812
don't stop keep it going
Certified /mu/core.
https://youtu.be/h0B7Z3JERdk
>>678339990
>>678339676
Ill take a strawberry and a chocolate please Neo!
>>678340069
Neat!
>>678339666
Satanic Trips!
>>678339676
hey
vanilla and strawberry with no toppings today please
>>678340112
Where is the 888 get to return them?
>>678338978
Heyo Syndra
>>678340009
Al... I mean none
>>678340069
Neat
>>678340239
In the archive.
>>678340327
Disgusting. This is heresy
>>678339751
pineapple?
>>678340090
Gotcha. One stracciatella and 1 strawberry with raisins. Right away, boss.
>>678340143
>Best GATE girl came to my store.
Right away. Want any toppings on that. Your choice in ice cream matches your choice in colours. I like it.
>>678340194
Gotcha. Want that in a cone or a tub?
You can tell a lot about a person by their choice.
>>678340009
Have you seen Bait-kun recently?
>>678339982
With little one flags coming up.
>>678339955
>EHAHAHEHAHEHEHEAHE
Three scoops of liquorice for your dubs coming right up. How has your day been, Syndra?
>>678339812
Only one strawberry? You can get two scoops if you want.
>>678340327
thats how you get a bladder infection!
>>678339520
Where?
What did i miss?
>>678340327
That physically hurts.
>>678339666
Im still here and forever Satan
>>678340534
Hey there, Neo.
Hope your day is going well.
>>678340501
I second this.
>>678340327
Pretty hot mate.
>>678340301
Pretty hot mate.
>>678340534
Gotta watch my figure
>>678340798
>tfw no HR version
Mugi belongs to me, Nobody is as dedicated to her as I am.
>>678340737
>>678340299
What are you up to ?
>>678340534
Im doing great!
Got home for the weekend and now im enjoying some nice pepermint tea.
What about you?
>>678340737
More Raisins or gtfo
>>678340534
No toppings needed, thanks though!
>>678340090
Just for you
>>678340534
Thanks Neo.
>>678340909
That's fucking sad.
I'm gonna take a nap now
Bye guys.
>>678339469
Hmm, gotta say.. figures have really nice legs in many cases.
>>678339676
I take the usual chocolate with malted inferior people as well as inferior dolphins, please.
Leaving for dinner, have a good night o/
>>678340009
He was here today for a few minutes.
>>678341072
>That's fucking sad.
>"74"
This thread needs to be merged with the cringe thread
>>678340534
a cone
Oops.
>>678340534
See >>678341144
>>678340966
Titanic was a /Waifu/ job
>No one replies to me
>>678340534
WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME
>>678341144
Have a good dinner o7
>>678341123
But sometimes they can be a bit iffy though.
>>678340995
Started play CS:GO Again
Run claimed
>>678341237
>reply
>>>678341237
I know that feel.
>>678340995
>Artistic license
>>678340501
Please no
>>678341363
That's pretty hot dude
>>678341356
Rin ffs
>>678341072
Cya Galko
>>678341327
Cool
Rank?
>>678341399
Raisins or gtfo
>>678341399
Now thats the strangest crossover Ive ever seen.
>>678340736
Hey Ruri. I've had a pretty good day today. And for the past two days which is a first.
How about you? Having a good one or...?
>>678340808
C'mon, one extra little scoop of ice cream isn't gonna hurt ya.
>>678340995
>peppermint tea.
Misread that a pajama tea. Not sure how. Still, superior taste in tea, I give my seal of approval.
My day? Pretty good. Cousins coming to visit me tomorrow out of the blue, haven't seen him since Christmas so it should be pretty cool. As for today, good gym workout and finally started on Hyperdimension RE;Birth.
>>678341004
You're welcome. Come back soon.
>>678341072
Alright, no problem. Take care, Galko.
>>678341123
Two Malted Frenchies with chocolate dolphins coming up right away. Spoon or fork?
>>678341144
Uh... Uh...
>note to self, increase anthrax content in ice cream. People aren't dying fast enough.
>>678341195
>infidel. get out of my shop.
Nah, you can stay. Do you want the bottom with chocolate in it or something?
>>678341254
SO IT FINALLY BEGINS AHAHAHAHAHA
>>678341769
Spork, please.
Claiming before the nigger
>>678341849
>approved
Tired from work and only getting a couple of hours sleep.
>>678341849
I was there on 4/1/16, but do YOU remember where you were?
Yume x Syndra, never forget
>>678341603
I have Skittles do those count?
>>678341769
nah just the vanilla and strawberry in it thanks
>>678341769
THIS ISNT FUNNY
What the fuck! It's fucking snowing! I thought it was April. This is bullshit
>>678341849
I get it
>>678342045
this is great not my post but still great
>>678341603
don't you think the same?
>>678341603
On my main I havent played for a while so no rank
And just started a smurf which played around MG2
>>678342045
https://youtu.be/rh_lfDCB4e8
>>678342137
Hey Fran
>>678342084
Alrighty, ice cream coming up. Sorry for making you wait.
>>678342088
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
This is brilliant!
>note to self, consumers seem to experience hallucinations
>>678341978
Sheesh, that sounds painful.
You're an ice cold killer.
>neo approves
>>678341769
I will, this is a cool little shop.
>>678342088
Oh my. Did someone have a little too much ice cream?
>>678342044
Thats a bad combo. You should get more sleep.
>>678342363
And more for you
>>678342583
I get it again
Jesus fucking christ, Waifu thread? Really? You just sit here and circle jerk about how you want to marry a cartoon all day? Get a life, We don't want people like you on the chan.
>>678342533
It's a pretty COOL place to... CHILL out. Ahahahaha. Ice cream puns.
Whilst I'm at it...
>What killed the dinosaurs?
The Ice (cream) Age.
>>678342774
Fuck off mai, nobody likes you.
>>678342774
>the chan
>>678342774
>the chan
hang yourself
Ryuko claim
>>678341849
Fucking USS Albacore is OP bullshit
And USS Darter
Fuck that guy
>>678341769
Glad to know you're doing well, Neo.
My day has been pretty normal, still trying to keep up at uni, but everything is going alright overall.
>Thank you for asking.
>>678342872
>>678342851
>Don't
>>678342583
This just encourages me. I haven't made something in a while.
Might as well get started.
>>678342819
I don't know who mai is, I'm just stating how things generally go in these kind of communities.
Having pasta in the OP is boring as fuck.
Also doesn't have any meaning considering these threads didn't have pasta before.
>>678342774
I think it's more like a bunch of lonely faggot, and the way we introduce our personalities is based on what our ideal 'waifu' is. It isn't necessarily that we want to marry them. Also, 4chan was initially an anime board... I'm sure the equivalent of waifu threads ran rampant back in the beginning.
>>678342434
Hey Rory
>>678342819
>>678342851
>>678342872
Don't take the bait
I would get some of the ass loads if caramel icecream I traded my should for, but ITS SNOWING! fuck Wisconsin
Claimed.
>>678342084
Sorry, only raisins
>>678342364
I only started playing recently and i am only rank 4 with 4 competitive games
>>678343179
>Rory
My my, just look at all these lovely ladies!
Is this where all the cool kids come to shitpost?
Hi, hows yah day
>>678342789
Those puns are the real (ice) cream of the crop
>>678343380
You rang?
>>678343395
what the fuck
Fran why are you doing this
>>678343380
Hope you enjoy the game and do well :)
Mira Claimed!
>>678343469
>saving thumbnails
Ugh today sucked
>>678343569
Because I want in the sekrit waifu klub
>>678343179
Ooohh... Right. About that. The trucks sorta got hijacked so we're reloading them again... If any turned up at your house, DO NOT eat the ice cream.
>>678343003
>still trying to keep up at uni,
Ahh, you'll be fine! Glad to know that you're having a good day, too!
>>678343537
Icy what you did there. Although I think I have to chill out with the puns.
>>678343765
Yo, tell Auntie Neo about it. What happened? Want some ice cream?
>>678343784
Lets ice this fool
>i did it! Im cool, yay!
>>678343469
Welcome back
>>678343613
Im enjoying it alright, but everyone who plays with me doesnt
>>678343059
too lewd for you?
