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Gay cowboy general.
>>678264116
its stylish
>>678264116
nibi are you a cowboy?
Half a night is surely enough time to write a technical paper on a topic you are not fond enough with to discuss in more than five pages.
Freklz send help.
And pizza.
>>678264278
No, he's my daddy.
>>678264278
He's a turd burglar.
>>678263972
Nuthin' edgy about the facts, darlin'!
>>678264030
It's something like this that made me ask for a definition of "boring." 'Cuz one man's boring is another man's exhilaration.
>>678264118
yes
>>678264278
No, im an injun
>>678264391
mleh mleh mleh mleh mleh
But cars are cool
>>678264261
Wow you're cynicism really matches your top
>>678264275
GO TO SLEEP ALASTOR
>>678264450
howd you get these images
>>678264280
The thing is that the story is about a kid that goes through trauma, and the kid hasn't even gotten close to what traumatized him yet.
>>678264450
i got it on sale
its bedazzled
>>678264391
Dont call me "darlin", I want to punch you in the face.
>>678264365
just paraphrase the textbook
>>678264450
>you're
>>678264518
I found them under a rock
GO TO SLEEP BARRY
Bedtime for me
Washington queer out
>>678264629
who did you steal them from
whom
And fine, only for you freklz.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Xj2aTz2Hrh
I am only starting page three, and the format I am writing in makes my paper seem shorter than it really is and it is kind of making me mad.
>>678264622
It is about a lab I did.
Also I do not use the textbook.
>>678264682
night night
post yordles
>>678264608
Were they having a glass is half off sale?
>>678264622
Stop being so cynical
>>678264688
The rock
>>678264710
whom cares
>>678264714
jokes on you, i listened to it too, ha ha ha
>>678264906
they are inanimate and do not understand the concept of ownership
>>678264640
Go away, barry.
>>678264615
How rude.
>>678264450
Well I'm glad someone else thinks so.
>>678264867
Here.
>>678264714
excellent thank you
>>678264762
just be really specific about everything
>>678264906
I can't
I'm dangerously hip
>>678265002
I hate your guts, you stupid bitch.
>>678264987
Hey, he's not THAT bad of an actor
>>678265002
Can I have your pontiac
>>678265087
Keep it up and you'll have to get it replaced
>>678264987
I posted that in confidence you bitch!
>>678264906
No it was another pun.
>>678265009
that isnt a yordle you silly goose!
i'm gun wrangle me up some penis tonight fellers
>>678265259
I'm so hip I can't see over my waist
I'm so cool you could store a side of ribs in me
>>678265407
>i'm gun
you are gun.
>>678265259
isn't the rock the most highly paid american or something
>>678265263
you can trust me completely
yeehaw
>>678264996
YEAH BARRY GO AWAY GOD FUCKING BARRY, WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT I FUCKING HATE HIM
>>678265087
You aren't building some kind of weird shrine or poorly constructed love doll, I hope.
>>678265198
Yeah, some people will. I think that's a shame, but all somebody can do is make their case then it's out of their hands.
ride em cowboy
>>678265259
Not on your life, she is call Gilda and she is mine.
>>678265712
no, I would never
it would be a well-constructed love doll
Be decisive.
>>678265269
I hate puns
>>678265470
You sound terribly malformed
>>678265521
I thought he was Latino
whats up guys?
>>678265521
Well I don't see how anything could possibly go wrong with this.
>>678265712
I dont like your fake mannerisms. I hate you, I want to kill you.
>>678265861
Do you still have the MLP sticker on it?
>>678265914
maybe of latino descent
>>678266021
you're making the Correct Choice™
>>678265914
do they hurt you. are they a punishment
he has the rainbow dash jacket too omg
mugen is a damn savage
>>678265903
this
>>678265914
no, part of being terribly fashionable is being incredibly attractive
>>678264430
the engine is sputtering again... I'll hit it with a wrench
suppp faggots!!!!
>>678265892
Well this seems perfectly reasonable.
>>678266055
Clint is living human garbage, but you shouldn't want to kill anybody.
>>678266319
I'm very respectful with my creepy obsessions
not that that's what's going on here
>>678266333
Whatever
>>678266220
Being attractive is pretty subjective, though.
howdy pardner
>>678266270
hey blarg
clint's face is quite punchable
>>678266055
Seems like an arbitrary reason- But you gotta catch me first!
>>678266101
Nah, couldn't live with myself with it like that and pulled it. Got me some better Royal Bobcat stickers in their stead.
>>678266132
So do I just step into a windowless van or smell the rag or what?
My king got cucked in crusader kings 2 ;-;
>>678266515
if that were true playboy would not sell millions of copies each month and whitening toothpaste would not be nearly as popular
>>678266132
Says here he's Canadian
>>678266151
I'm already a demon
>>678266220
The standards for beauty are atrocious these days
>>678266818
Do you have a recent picture?
>>678266491
I agree with you, he is the type of person that makes the world a worse place, but he is still a human being so we shouldn't kill or want to kill him.
>>678264525
If you're worried you won't reach 10 pages with your story, you have to keep in mind that the mental image of scenes in the story can't be seen by the reader. You have to describe it in detail. If a character is doing an action, use a word or words to describe how they're doing it and so on.
Take this for example:
It was a warm spring night when Snarf decided to go to the gym. He was standing outside and could feel a light breeze tussle his hair and he could hear the faint sound of crickets chirping in the distance. Though Snarf was nervous about going inside. He feared that other gym goers might laugh at him while he tried to firm his glutes into a glorious, hairy bubble butt. After standing outside for what felt like hours to him, he looked up and saw something peculiar. It was Nibi, a man whom Snarf had lusted after for many years. Nibi was pressing his medium-sized man meat against the second story window from the inside while tenderly rubbing his nipples and looking at Snarf longingly. It was at this moment that Snarf realized that he must enter and claim Nibi's booty which has been offered, through lewd gestures, to him...
See, you can fill the pages up pretty quickly.
Tough crowd tonight.
>>678266466
Something seems objectionable about the phrase "respectful creepy obsessions" but I don't know, I'm not a doctor.
you're a terrible king AM
>>678267000
We can punch him, though.
>>678266927
Because there's a general idea of what attractive is.
Think that yourself is attractive without confirmation from other people is still subjective.
>>678267143
Its okay
I killed the wife and the other guy
all is well
>>678266818
I remember how you would insult and criticize literally everything I said, but soon as I would post as anon you would laugh like a sucker at dumb fucking jokes id make, fuck you.
>>678266962
This is about as recent as it's gotten.
>>678266962
what a disappointing game. though it might be unfair to say that seeing ive logged 150 hours in it
clint's weird and he puts on a show but in his heart of hearts he still needs some beer before he'll be nice
>>678266818
no just get in bed with me
>>678266962
that's great, my opinion of him has risen.
hi
>>678267298
did you stick them in a tower, then behead them?
>>678267403
hey linesy
>>678267403
What up, gurl?
>>678267328
And that was shitty of me, I'm sorry.
>it's arbitrary to not like somebody because they are fake
Is it arbitrary to not like somebody for saying something stupid like "It's arbitrary to not like somebody because they are fake"?
>>678267160
I mean, if you really wanted to. But I personally would feel disgusted even being in the same room as him let alone being able to be close enough to hit him.
>>678267105
>you have to describe it in detail
Sure, you have to describe it in detail, that's why Hemingway failed so spectacularly as a writer and didn't at all change the face of modern literature.
>>678266519
how are yall doing today!!
>>678266927
It's a ploy by the government to control the masses, man
>>678267364
I'm going to steal it
>>678267371
I have 100. I think it had fantastic gameplay mechanics, but it got repetitive. Story was trash, too
>>678267386
He is risen
>>678267634
Hm, I never thought of it that way. Honestly I wouldn't want to touch him with a twenty-nine and a half foot pole.
is it arbitrary to not like somebody for saying something like 'Is it arbitrary to not like somebody for saying something stupid like "It's arbitrary to not like somebody because they are fake"?'?
>>678266962
I just take what they give me man, I don't ask questions
>>678267141
nothing wrong with a good healthy stalking or two
>>678267233
there are objective quantifiable attractive qualities in individuals that can be analyzed
facial asymmetry is not attractive, strong jawbones are attractive, etc.
>>678267727
there's nanobots in the flourine
>>678267386
Holy shit I've waited my entire life for this moment-
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ON THE BED, DOM?!
>>678267526
How're you doing?
>>678267599
Not much at all, just being lazy as usual
Hey, Gekko. Been a while
>>678267000
Wrong, being human is exactly a good reason to kill people.
Especially them being filth.
>>678267619
screencap this
>>678267727
a shame he was in a bunch of bad movies
>>678267859
PPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFF
>>678267727
you can tell where they ran out of money
>>678267813
I'd rather hang out with The Grinch than anyone like Clint.
>>678267599
Homo!!
>clint
>apologizing
I'll be damned.
>>678267721
I'm pretty good. how're you?
>>678267907
pretty good. It turns out I was writing the wrong paper last night, so I had to rewrite the whole thing
>>678268020
I disagree. Humans, even the bad examples, are still fragile and should be treated with, if not kindness, then respect enough not to kill them.
>>678267857
That's what I meant by a general idea, but a person that's confident in themselves enough can look in the mirror and look past all their flaws to see the one good thing about themselves. That's where others opinions come to play.
Hey, I wish I was like that.
>>678268199
living the dream !!!
although. I didnt think the dream would have dollar sushi...
>>678267634
>Hemmingway never gave details in his stories
Mhm. Sure.
>>678267857
THERE'S FLUORINE IN THE FLUORIDE
>>678267908
new phone who dis
>>678268026
Fast and Furious is pretty great though
>>678268044
Apparently Kojima had a 3rd chapter planned, but Konami didn't give him money and fired him to make casino machines or something
>>678268360
Hemingway is well known to have been laconic.
>>678268199
Doesn't sound that good
>>678267634
Eh, I was thinking more like arbitrary because it's another person's opinion that I'm being fake, and everyone is being fake to some degree, for polite society, friends, parents whoever. Though arbitrary to me because I'm of the mind that you can't be anything more or less than you.
>>678268360
Also, that quote does not reflect what james was saying, at all.
>>678267619
I dont care, thats the same shit people used to do to me in person. I want to see you boiled alive.
>>678268427
i'm only recalling the one about babies and the bad remake of the thing
>>678268084
Hunnibuns!
>>678268427
t-money
nibi sure is extra edgy tonight
>>678268243
I am not sure what the point you are trying to make is
>>678268427
OH MY GOD
THAT'S IT
I'M FUCKING MOVING TO CANADA
NO FLOURINE IN THE FLOURIDE THERE NO SIR
>>678267727
Hope you know how to operate a Vertigate then.
>>678268644
>tonight
>>678268680
sorry, this morning
>>678268427
yeah ive seen some of the hidden shit people have found in files or whatever. i cant really blame them the game had in in development for awhile.
been in*
>>678268710
I meant to suggest that he's always edgy.
>>678268026
Eh heh heh, classic.
>>678268815
but tonight he's extraaa edgy
>>678268305
I love sushi. it's so tasty
>>678268502
they were really short, and the one I was meant to be writing was massively easier. so it was nice
>>678268895
You are correct
sleep is for the weak
>>678268592
The Rock was in The Thing? Also Tooth Fairy hahahahaha
>>678268621
who?
>>678268648
I hear they have good Rocks there
>>678268652
a what
>>678268765
But Metal Gear was one of Konami's last good franchises. Many people were anticipating this game
>>678269057
t
money
>>678268924
ehhh. it was a dollar for a roll at walmart. so i gave it a try. it was good for a dollar!!! it was also kinda funny. It has a clearance yellow sticker on it lol.
>>678268360
Hemingway didn't go into detail. If he had a male character he'd give the name of the character and that's pretty much it. The stories were very specifically crafted so that there would be massive gaps that the reader would fill in themselves.
>>678268506
But you are fake, the degree that the average person is fake and how much people like you are fake is quite disproportionate. See, the average person tells white lies and keeps certain thoughts to themselves so that they don't upset or offend another person. You however crafted an entirely different persona to cover up the fact that you're a gay furry incestuous pedophile.
>>678268436
But always gave details.
http://biblioklept.org/2012/07/06/read-the-old-man-at-the-bridge-a-short-story-by-ernest-hemingway/
Bam, first sentence, already 3 details:
>An old man with steel rimmed spectacles and very dusty clothes sat by the side of the road.
>old
>Steel rimmed spectacles
>very dusty
If he didn't give unneeded details to paint a picture it would read:
>A man sat by the side of the road.
>>678269057
im sure it will be just as good as a slot machine
>>678269057
I heard that too
just now
from you
>>678269125
hopefully you don't end up with food poisoning
>>678268881
what's the haps, are you drunk or just jovial
>>678269057
dude i told you, it's a travesty
>>678269294
If I was going to get food poisoning I would have already had it. Trust me.
