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Which stage are you Anon? /b/e honest
Normalfag. I have a thing for ball play.
>>678004345
No scalie?
>>678004345
weird with a touch of creep
>>678004345
>tongue removal
>intervenous acid injection
>jesus buttplug
Im a normalfag, but like mlp because im a faggot
Creep guy here
Lost at floor tiles
I'm a skeleton, sonny.
>>678004345
fucking proud to be a normalfag
this image was created by a normie vanilla fag, also pedophilia isn't degenerate? Strong list.
Creep
>the holocaust
Normalfag with a thing for incest...
OP is probably a degenerate and doesn't wanna be alone
abortion smoothies LOL
>gay
>normal
Incest is just "weird", well ok then, also my fetish
everything else is vanilla
also >>678006303
kek
>>678006303
Kekaslovakia
>>678004345
mostly normalfag and weird
one creep tho
>>678004345
>facebook derpomorphs
Go to hell.
can someone explain what the fuck floor tiles is i've always wondered because y'know, what can you do with floor tiles?
>>678007744
keep lurking newfag
>>678007744
too soon.....
>>678004345
This one dimensional categorization is utterly inadequate. Paraphilia theory is actually reasonably accessible to a layman, and much more descriptive.
http://youtu.be/70xKFih59EI?
http://youtu.be/70xKFih59EI?t=4m37s
>>678005743
There are subtle degrees of holocaust.
>>678008441
enough 4chan for today
>MLP
>Creep
Thank you kek
>>678004345
FUCK YEAH BABY!
Made it to degenerate by the skin of my fuckin' cock. Nipple penetration might be a fringe fetish of mine but damn if I don't enjoy it.
>>678004345
A mix between weird and creep.
>>678006303
Well, compared to some stuff. Like, you can kinda see where sticking your dick in a different kind of human being might work for some people, regardless if you think it's right. But other stuff is hard to even make a judgement on, or even recognize as porn, let alone imagine how someone can get off to it. 4chan's purpose is to make the willing understand.
>>678006043
Kinda not normal.
Somewhere in between creep and degenerate.
Rape turns me on, but not towards others.
What if I have a at least one on each level? Do I just take the average or what?
And putting concrete enemas or unbirthing so low on there is just cheating cause that's actually hot
>>678004345
no macrophillia?
>>678004345
>Hentai
>Normalfag
What do you think I am?
>>678008441
is there more of this?
>>678004345
Normie, borderline weird, thought would've been ascended tho.
>>678008441
more please
>>678004345
didnt know deerificationw as a thi9ng until i googled it. odd.
also, i'm pretty sure dragons just falls into the same category as furry. your chart seems a bit off
>>678006303
Being gay is literally like-and-share-on-facebook-tier fashionable nowadays, it's hardly weird at all
>>678009470
Weighted average, by frequency of use and porn stash size. Each unique archive, set, video or image is counted only once, as the highest tier thing it contains with certainty. If you think the answer is wrong, you are probably in denial.
>>678004345
Lowest I go is creep with transformation, public humiliation, and body swap as my bottom three.
I have a long way to go till I can jack off to floor tiles.
Noticed OP in the normalfag section
STOP FUCKING KIDDING YOURSELF
>>678007744
Some guy on /v/ almost got caught masturbating with his weird fetish and wanted video games to help get his mind off it
Everyone want to know his fetish instead. Dude jerks off touching floor tiles. Thread derails from there; he tries to defend his fetish and says plenty of people have it
>>678009621
It kinda gets diluted in a bunch of other stuff.
>>678004345
I have both garden gnomes and romance.
Can't decide.
>>678009720
Yeah yeah, everyone's a badass.
>>678009840
There are subtle degrees of dragon.
>>678010650
Seems like i have a too high opinion of myself then
>>678010421
It's perfectly natural.
>Vore, Snuff, other pretty standard fetishes
>Only a creep
I'm otay with this.
>>678004345
Almost everything in normal, a lot of the weird stuff, several creep.
>>678010865
now that's jsut some transformation/parasite thing. the dragon is just there becasue you need something nonhuman. could be anything else, really.
generally i'm pretty sure the actual basic dragon fetish is just a variation of furry that falls under feral
also, where do aeromorphs fall on that chart, i wonder
>>678008829
What exactly is that?
Who gurochan here?
>>678011387
Your categorization is all out of wack.
>>678011611
Sounds like a rather tame variation on sounding.
>>678010378
It says giants on there. We're weird, I pretty much already knew that. Here's some OC from my GF.
>>678004345
>Dragon Dildos
Well shit...
>>678004345
in between weird and creep
Here's a better one
>>678005143
what is that
>>678012095
not gonna lie, I have a fetish for the meaning of life
>>678004345
> irredeamable
What can I say, I have a thing for castration videos
>>678011672
Don't suppose you have a magnet or DDL for Mai-chan's Daily Life? My old sources don't seem to work anymore.
>>678012143
Literally, floor tiles. Yes, there's people that find floor tiles sexy and want to fuck them.
I didn't see bestiality/zoophilia on here. Where does that fall?
>>678004345
Mostly weird with a bit of creep.
>>678012790
Nevermind I found it
>>678012602
>and want to fuck them.
Why must one be a participant in one's own fantasies?
>>678004345
so, straight here, if i look gay/bisex stuff i'm normal?
>>678013021
Relatively normal.
>>678012095
>Children of the trough
What is this? Id rather not google it
Proud normalfag who likes some tattoos
>>678013205
A dank meme
>>678013205
You just posted it on 4chan, so google knows you're talking about it because of recaptcha and google analytics. Treat 4chan like a search bar as far as tracking goes, bub.
>>678012095
>>678004345
degenerate on both counts.
CAN'T BEAT DEM DRAGON DILDOS
>>678012095
I masturbate to RNG every day
>>678013174
like waifu-normal or more normal?
>>678009773
>>678009703
>>678008709
>>678008441
I've seen it on the original site. iirc it doesn't continue. It's just dark comedy.
Creep stage unfortunately.
abortion smoothies
fucking kek dude
>>678014051
calm your titties, that's been known as a mockup for a long time
Weird
>>678013810
Not because of tracking, its just id rather not get pics of something in the same tier as abortion smoothies.
>>678004345
I'm a level 40 Titan, LL 301, Sunbreaker.
Still at the top of the iceberg. I'll watch girls masturbating, lesbian, and occasionally wach public masturbation if im feeling dirty.
>>678014456
slut
>>678013810
i just can't understand that pic, like wtf?
he couldn't even use the dog's mouse, because of jaw muscles and shit
why is furry>MLP> Dragon? I dont get why isn it in the same category i was dragged down to degenerate because of it.
>>678014198
Still kind of hot, though. Element of danger, both of discovery, rape and death. Underage lesbian incest. Confinement and temptation. The possibility of stealing seconds of pleasure in each other's arms as a last act before humiliation and death at the hands ruthless oppressors. Lots of stuff going on.
Incest and medieval is weird????
Just a little weird
>dolphin bukkake
sounds hot to me
How's rape in the creep category; its one of if not the most common female sexual fantasy.
I'm a male and I'm into it; only roleplay of course, I've never actually contemplated raping someone, though I've fantasized about it.
>>678014377
Well, once again, you're on 4chan.
>>678004345
suposidly only a creep but i really doubt that
>>678012095
Got all the way down to Irredeemable on a side fetish I picked up, unbirthing and rebirthing.
If I ignore those I'm back up to Degenerate with horse cocks and elasticity, which work rather well with each other.
>>678015084
He probably means actual rape
>>678004345
Dengenerate reporting in, on the account of dragons, dragon dildos and doorknobs.
I have to say though, I would definitely fap to dolphin bukkake if I could find it.
>>678015363
>unbirthing and rebirthing
unbirthing and rebirthing?
>>678004345
>floor tiles
>ascended
lmao, that made me remember that one thread.
>>678015084
There are subtle degrees of rape.
>>678013018
It's just so hot to see them glued in place, those pieces of stone forced to constantly rub up against each other, helpless to stop you from stepping on them over and over.
>>678015147
...continue
>>678015447
...doorknobs?
>>678015848
now you can relive your memories >>678013863
>>678012095
We had a guy who got boners from math equations iirc
We have an actual ascwndwd on 4chan
>>678016064
There are subtle degrees of doorknobs.
>>678015904
Eh, guess so.
>>678012095
autoholoprosencephalophilia? esophagogastroduodenoscopy? what is this shit
How come I am weird... Expected to see myself much deeper...
>>678004345
Dragon is degenerate? Other than that, I'm a creep.
>>678004345
>abortion smoothies
Now you're just making shit up.
>>678004345
Weird. I feel like most people on 4chan are there.
>>678016064
I regret nothing.
I have things in up to degenerate, but mostly normal/weird.
>>678016263
Math equations are perfectly natural, though. They describe curves and forces and rhythms so well.
>>678016509
Kek
>>678016148
nice
>>678014733
it's a fake you ginormous twatweed
irredeemable masterrace
>>678016329
You don't seem convinced.
>>678015147
Moar faggot! Do it!
>>678008441
That's not a Holocaust fetish. It's not like you're getting off on the concept of The Holocaust, you're getting off because two hot chicks are making out.
>>678016509
Can't post that stuff anymore.
>elusive cock goblin
>my sides
>>678004345
>floor tiles
Ah yes... this guy... He was pretty awesome. I still have those tiles on the file from that thread
Weird as balls, you roodypoo
>>678017580
That's nothing compared to the Ohio fetish.
>>678017866
Literally gagged
>>678015790
Well, one usually follows the other, so I kindof group them together.
>>678017866
ohio fetish?
>>678018154
I thought you'd never ask.
>>678017337
How is that different than snuff?
>>678018386
It isn't. It's just snuff but on a much greater scale.
>>678018293
I still think that tiles are sexier than Ohio. I'm a fucking eurofag. We prefer somethin' solid than the fat
>>678018293
he sounds a lot like that tile guy.... are we sure those aren't the same person and he's jsut taking the ever living piss out of it?
>>678018293
tl;dr
Normalfag sozza
I think most of us are irredeemable
>>678004345
If it weren't for the pope and medieval roleplay...
>>678018154
>>678018293
There are subtle degrees of Ohio.
>>678004345
I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. That is why I'm here. I do belong here.
>>678018941
What's wrong with the pope?
Mostly weird/normie with a bit of creep and just a touch of degenerate.
Not that bad.
>>678004345
Medieval porn?
>>678019126
Have you more?
>>678004345
Some in all
>>678019519
Stop being lazy.
>>678004345
no tentacle, no snekgirl, no slimegirl...
but I've got one thing in degenerate
feet should be in weird...
>>678004345
"Shitting Dick Nipples" made me lol
>>678004345
>creep
no point in being in denial at this point
>>678020638
I'm sick of you fags pretending like you haven't seen that shit a hundred times. None of us is new to this shit. No one but us cares about it.
>>678020638
Those actually exist, but I'm pretty sure they're just for shock value.
Lowest: irredeemable
Because of genital mutilation (which should be much higher up according to me, but everyone thinks differently) and the holocaust.
Equal parts creep and weird
The entire thing would be better understood if set up as a web with multiple layers, sort of like the solar system. For example, it might go sex (sun) - sadomasochism (mercury) - blood/cutting/burning (Venus) - murder/suicide (earth)
>>678019036
Then get the fuck out before I call the karma police
>>678019126
>Foster's
what's that shitty beer doing in this comic?
>>678021755
You wouldn't cum all over a Foster's anon?
>>678021167
Anal: uranus
Ok that was lame
>>678022100
nah m8, VB is what get's my hot under the collar
all good, all good..... all good...
>garden gnomes
Fuck.
>>678004345
>scat not being in irredeemable
>>678004345
Outdated list. Try this one.
>>678023326
OH SHIT.
>>678023493
Elaborate please
>>678023593
>sacred geometry
>mathematic equations
>>678023593
welp, still a creep
>religious abuse
boarding school kids, not even once
>>678023326
this... this is a fetish?
>>678004345
not gonna lie ive had alien fantisies
>>678023593
Why is pegging that low?
>>678012095
Well then I'm beyond everything.
Philosophy is fucking hot. Also fractals and mechanophilia. Entity merging is high on my list of fetishes
>>678004345
>floor tiles
YEAH BUDDY
>>678023593
Mainly normalfag, a bit weird.
What the hell is autoprosencephalophilia?
>>678012095
I enjoy pornographic literature/hentai that makes me think philosophically, especially about the meaning of life. I made the attempt to hit one on every level at least three times just to try it out. Am i at the "beyond everything" yet?
degenerate apparently lmao
>>678013583
Unless there was only one nigger in the neighborhood and his spunk in the trough...
Looks like I've got some more fapping to do.
*unzips*
>>678025222
Can you cast portal spells and hadouken?
>>678025758
No. But i've enjoyed doujins featuring both.
Went from creep to weird in the past couple years. Had pregnant sex and I'm a little hooked on that otherwise I'd be normal.
Getting a gf pulled me out of my fucked up fetishes from when I was younger. I could still nut to them, just don't ever crave them.
MLP is in the same category as pedophilia.
why is hebephilia and pedophilia in two different categories? are they not synonyms?
>>678004345
Ephebophilia is just another word for pedophilia.
Why the hell is this is in normalfag?
>>678013810
What. The. Fuck.
>>678023593
whats Floor tile mean?
>>678027461
floor tiles
>>678027461
Sexual attraction to actual floor tile patterns.
>>678027461
Exactly what it sounds like
im an ascendent sadly
>inb4 newfag could a newfag greentext bitches
>>678027641
OCD thing?
>>678004984
>2016
>being this butthurt over MLP
>>678027952
Nope, just straight up jacking it to floor tiles.
>>678027628
>>678027641
>>678027662
Maybe its because we associate floor tiles with bathrooms and we use our genitalia in bathro-
you know what im not even going to make excuses for this shit.
>>678028243
You have a ways to go, I'm afraid.
>>678028243
No, this is an actual fetish someone out there in this beautiful, beautiful world has.
It's not because it reminds him of sex in any way, he just REALLY likes certain floor tile patterns, how they look, how they feel on his ass, and probably how they smell, idk.
>>678023593
Where's mother/son incest?
>>678028996
I assume it just used incest in general.
>>678028996
probs on the same teir or one below below sibling incest
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