[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
Why don't you have an ugly fuckbuddy yet /b/?
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You are currently reading a thread in /b/ - Random

Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 88
File: 1459961534014.jpg (2 MB, 1728x2304) Image search: [Google]
1459961534014.jpg
2 MB, 1728x2304
Why don't you have an ugly fuckbuddy yet /b/?
>>
Because I'm beta as fuck and can't just talk to any girl I see.
>>
>>678001366
this
>>
>>678001366
why the fuck not?
>>
File: Snapshot 48.jpg (90 KB, 480x640) Image search: [Google]
Snapshot 48.jpg
90 KB, 480x640
>>
File: 1459969032936.jpg (13 KB, 450x600) Image search: [Google]
1459969032936.jpg
13 KB, 450x600
>>678001366
I said ugly, not a normal grill
>>
>>678001593
nice m9
>>
File: 1452544096458.jpg (8 KB, 265x265) Image search: [Google]
1452544096458.jpg
8 KB, 265x265
>>678001666
self check'd
>>
File: Snapshot 63.jpg (138 KB, 960x1280) Image search: [Google]
Snapshot 63.jpg
138 KB, 960x1280
>>678001593
>>
File: Snapshot 56.jpg (214 KB, 480x640) Image search: [Google]
Snapshot 56.jpg
214 KB, 480x640
>>678001850
>>
File: FkfRkaS.jpg (823 KB, 2288x1712) Image search: [Google]
FkfRkaS.jpg
823 KB, 2288x1712
>>678000349
I've been down that road many times before.

It's usually a good time until they start to get clingy.

You should never be ashamed of fucking 5 or 6/10s. It's way more alpha than jerking off, and most of them like being thrown around and treated like garbage. Women get off on that shit.

Pic definitely unrelated.
>>
>>678002139
got more?
>>
File: 1452961242465.jpg (22 KB, 300x300) Image search: [Google]
1452961242465.jpg
22 KB, 300x300
>>678002139
role model anon
>>
File: 10668.jpg (181 KB, 768x1280) Image search: [Google]
10668.jpg
181 KB, 768x1280
I do shes a total barker too.
>>
File: TX4MWVE.jpg (882 KB, 2288x1712) Image search: [Google]
TX4MWVE.jpg
882 KB, 2288x1712
>>678002262
kinda weird posting her in an uggo thread, but sure
>>
>>678001850
>>678002129
i'd honestly rather jerk off
>>
>>678002507
awesome
>>
>>678000349
her body is not too bad, but that face. *yikes*
>>
File: Snapshot 51.jpg (182 KB, 640x480) Image search: [Google]
Snapshot 51.jpg
182 KB, 640x480
>>678002129
>>
File: 1458498869676.jpg (96 KB, 498x363) Image search: [Google]
1458498869676.jpg
96 KB, 498x363
>>678002495
this anon took the ugly part too serious
>>
File: 93NbJc9.jpg (122 KB, 1024x768) Image search: [Google]
93NbJc9.jpg
122 KB, 1024x768
>>678002631
>>
I'd rather just stick to my good looking fuckbuddy... what's the point of fucking an ugly one if she can't give you an erection?
>>
>>678001748
Satan would check himself!
>>
>>678001619
>>678001366
>>
I'm engaged and she wouldn't overstand.
>>
>>678002751
keep going these are great
>>
>>678000349
She's hot
>>
File: wBpirJK.jpg (322 KB, 1600x1200) Image search: [Google]
wBpirJK.jpg
322 KB, 1600x1200
>>678002945
>>
>>678002507
Yea she doesnt belong in this thread bro
>>
>>678000349
Cause I have a pretty gf
>>
File: LVgnMfJ.jpg (121 KB, 1024x768) Image search: [Google]
LVgnMfJ.jpg
121 KB, 1024x768
>>678003132
IKR.
>>
File: 1320169782528.jpg (71 KB, 1000x750) Image search: [Google]
1320169782528.jpg
71 KB, 1000x750
No girl is ugly enough to fuck with me
>>
She said she would eventually want a relationship. So it didn't happen.

Least I got to suck on her nipples.
>>
Had a 8/10 one until she turned stalker. Nearly fucked up my marriage. Bitch had a stinky box anyway which made her a 6/10.
>>
because i don't deserve one, i am a useless piece of shit....
>>
>>678003132
>>678003223
true but at least we get something good to look at between 4-6/10's
>>
I actually am. First I banged her then threw her aside, now she came back as my sex servant and calls me master. I actually find it kind of creepy, but hey pussy is pussy. Any questions?
>>
>>678003300
At least you got triple dubs!
>>
>>678003223
I would eat that butt. Her arms in that pic freaks me out tho
>>
File: 0ubhhqS.jpg (130 KB, 1024x768) Image search: [Google]
0ubhhqS.jpg
130 KB, 1024x768
>>678003241
she's kinda cute actually. I've done far worse.

She reminds me of one the best lays I've ever had was a batshit crazy biochem PhD student. 4/10 face, body varied between a 5 and a 7 depending on if she was working out or not (she tended to blimp when her coursework got hard).

She totally worshipped my dick. It was super easy to make her cum too. Only problem was that she was incredibly loud and wound up getting clingy as fuck.
>>
>>678003657
she's fucking nice /b/ro don't lose her
>>
dont have one because all the ugly girls around here are fucking land whales.
>>
File: blah.jpg (118 KB, 960x720) Image search: [Google]
blah.jpg
118 KB, 960x720
>>
File: Snapshot 54.jpg (342 KB, 480x640) Image search: [Google]
Snapshot 54.jpg
342 KB, 480x640
>>678002724
>>
>>678003854
Word!
>>
>>678003118
More?
>>
File: 1459872264961.jpg (45 KB, 486x409) Image search: [Google]
1459872264961.jpg
45 KB, 486x409
>>678003918
left and right one
it's not YLYL anon
>>
>>678002139
its better to fuck 7-9's with mental health problems or drug addictons
>>
File: vtlvZEl.jpg (726 KB, 2288x1712) Image search: [Google]
vtlvZEl.jpg
726 KB, 2288x1712
>>678004048
last one
>>
>>678004225
Text her right away, son. And demand More!
>>
File: 1456944166000.jpg (68 KB, 598x800) Image search: [Google]
1456944166000.jpg
68 KB, 598x800
>>678004424
idk who the fuck she even is
>>
>>678003918
I think I have an entire folder of that middle one somewhere
>>
French grinch if You have ?
>>
>>678004506
I thought it was someone you knew! Idk why
>>
File: 1450509737151.jpg (179 KB, 958x750) Image search: [Google]
1450509737151.jpg
179 KB, 958x750
>>678004028
>>
>>678004561
left was in a lesbo shoot with middle
>>
File: image.gif (893 KB, 360x270) Image search: [Google]
image.gif
893 KB, 360x270
>>678003580
I had something similar. Except we didn't fugg, she just swallowed my cum.
>>
File: whore.jpg (149 KB, 720x720) Image search: [Google]
whore.jpg
149 KB, 720x720
>>678000349

In my country there are not many fuckbuddies.

And most of them require payment in advance.
>>
>>678002750
Laughed way too hard at that shit
>>
File: Image05.jpg (328 KB, 1199x1371) Image search: [Google]
Image05.jpg
328 KB, 1199x1371
>>
File: PSX_20160406_133945.jpg (31 KB, 480x252) Image search: [Google]
PSX_20160406_133945.jpg
31 KB, 480x252
>>678000349
>>
>>678004791
Yeah I remember seeing her in it now, I'll see if I can find it
>>
>>678004885
Obvious virgin who's never had a conversation with a girl. Go out, buddy, get some friends. stop being a bitch.
>>
>>678000349
I do, it's called my wife
>>
File: 1446692450584.png (310 KB, 485x403) Image search: [Google]
1446692450584.png
310 KB, 485x403
>>678002495
Dude...
>>
because ugly girls have too much pride to have sex with something like me
>>
>>678003918
Nothing wrong with anyone of these lovely ladies.
>virgins posting on 4chan
>wondering why still virgin
>>
File: image.jpg (633 KB, 2838x2506) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
633 KB, 2838x2506
>>678000349
I keep coming back to your picture, OP; and I've just gotta say, whenever you are ready to discard her, send her my way... I think she's pretty hot, actually! But, full disclosure, I have a thing for redheads, and I my thinking has been proven on more than one occasion to be way fucked up when it comes to redheads. Still, I have had far worse! I would not call her ugly, period.
But I also no longer go for the 9 or 10/10s because of their shitty personalities.
That is, unless pic related wants to have a go! (Very far from ugly)
>>
>>678000349
Because I have no interest in meeting new people and only want to cuddle someone.
>>
File: images.jpg (6 KB, 260x194) Image search: [Google]
images.jpg
6 KB, 260x194
>>678004778
This chick is hotter
>>
>>678005321
are you kidding? far right is a freaking gargoyle. she looks like she eats her food out of a bowl on the floor and barks to get her owner's attention when she needs to go outside to pee
>>
>>678000349
That's all I have anon. Lots of fuckbuddies, mostly average chix
>>
>>678000349
Dear OP,

MOAR

I'd fuck her until my dick was raw
>>
I'm about to.. cept it's a guy :3 gonna try sucking cock for the first time. Gonna let him fuck me too ahh I'm excited.

Meet him on /b/. Hope he's depraved as me
>>
>>678005539
Some ladies are not photogenic.
Even then, you cant judge her based off one picture. An entire folder? Yes
Everyone has bad pics taken at akward moments
>logic
>ELUDES MY FEEBLE MIND
>>
File: 1457999595934.jpg (81 KB, 756x720) Image search: [Google]
1457999595934.jpg
81 KB, 756x720
>>
>>678004791
share bro
>>
>>678005339
what happened to puddems?
>>
>>678000349
i have 2, and they are like a 6 both
>>
File: 1376735524267.jpg (200 KB, 741x1024) Image search: [Google]
1376735524267.jpg
200 KB, 741x1024
>>678000349
because I am the ugly fuckbuddy
>>
>>678002495
Jesus h Christ, even I wouldn't fuck that abomination. You should wash your dick in bleach.
>>
File: 1377009647420.jpg (6 KB, 175x175) Image search: [Google]
1377009647420.jpg
6 KB, 175x175
>>678006351
you fucked two 6 year olds?
>>
>>678006164
I know exactly what the pics look like, but IDK where to find them
>>
>>678004028
I'm pretty sure she has a mild case of the downs.
>>
>>678006271
I dunno.
Probably got tired of all the underage immature trap lovers on /b/ nowadays.
I miss her!
>>
File: france.jpg (325 KB, 1280x960) Image search: [Google]
france.jpg
325 KB, 1280x960
>>
Housemate is 4/10 face
7/10 body.
Doesn't look after herself but she's got fucking miracle metabolism. Cracking tits, Doesn't wear a bra from time to time.

Totally not interesting in sex, with anyone at all. Nerd and pretty sure still a virgin at 29

i want to fuck, but would not want anything more than that.

And every ugly fuckbuddy i've got has gone from 0 to 100 real quick, real fucking quick.
Super clingy and shit.

Openly suggest they hop on tinder, load it up and show them around it. They get super offended when i screenshot a persons profile (Had a great joke)
Days later confesses she's always had feelings for me. When your friends shooting them down hard is a bit shitty a feeling. : (
>>
>>678002129

SAUCE?
>>
>>678007384
sauce?
>>
>>678002393

NICE PUSSY
>>
>>678007384
Other french?
>>
File: received_10153376915517308.jpg (36 KB, 720x720) Image search: [Google]
received_10153376915517308.jpg
36 KB, 720x720
Cause I've got a hot fuckbuddy you cuck
>>
>>678002495
Would literally prefer banging one of those fugly jungle mexican women that are like 4 feet tall and look like mummies from the tomb of Montezuma than that woofer.
>>
Did till they all got knocked up by beta providers. Good times were had,mi don't see any of my original ones any more.
>>
>>678003918

LEFT ONE QT3.14 9/10 WOULD DATE
>>
File: daughter and dad.jpg (231 KB, 1024x768) Image search: [Google]
daughter and dad.jpg
231 KB, 1024x768
>>678007666
do you know how to internet
>>
>>678000349
I am the ugly fuck buddy
>>
>>678000349
Please post Moar OP!
>>
>>678000349
Hey OP, girl's initials AW by any chance?
>>
>>678000349
I'm getting ready to get one. Being married I need one. Always told myself I would be faithful but oh well.
>>
>>678008127
Satan is still learning.
>>
>>678003918
Why do I want more of the one on the right?
>>
>>678008359
ugly fuckbuddy > married housewife w/ no sex
>>
>>678008227
story?
>>
File: benny hill.jpg (16 KB, 304x380) Image search: [Google]
benny hill.jpg
16 KB, 304x380
>>678008127
It's Benny Hill!
>>
>>678008901
Not married here, but been with my gf for over 5 years.
Have a few friends that want me to slip them the dick every now and then and they've sworn not to tell her. (They're our mutual friends)
Should I fuck one?
It's pretty hard to resist when I haven't had pussy in a week.
>>
File: tumblr_mxt5da5o541sq9sl5o7_1280.jpg (219 KB, 1024x768) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_mxt5da5o541sq9sl5o7_1280.jpg
219 KB, 1024x768
>>678007384
this place looks peaceful and nice as fuck. id go hang out with these broads for the summer. probably got a ton of weed growing somewhere nearby
>>
>>678007912
Saying you have a hot fuckbuddy then posting this slag!
Who's the cuck?
>>
>>678002724
Are you sure if she's a girl? Looks like a trap to me
>>
>>678009251
MOAR
>>
File: Snapshot 35.jpg (128 KB, 612x480) Image search: [Google]
Snapshot 35.jpg
128 KB, 612x480
>>678004778
>>678009378
>>
>>678006001
Who the fuck is this?
>>
>>678009188
must look at the risk of losing everything, but as far as i've heard your story i would say try it
>>
>>678009188
A week?
Poor baby anon.
Do you need a hug?
Ahh, the feels...
Now, fuck you, faggot!
It WILL get back to your gf, and then she'll come crying to me for comfort.
I can wait a week once in a great while.
Sounds like you can't, idiot.
You'll be sad and alone for a while year after you lose your gf.
>>
>>678007666
Checked and Czeched, James Bon Satan.
>>
File: BBu5dTFCYAEX3Wi.jpg (30 KB, 480x640) Image search: [Google]
BBu5dTFCYAEX3Wi.jpg
30 KB, 480x640
More?
>>
>>678002628
Kek
>>
>>678010505
moar!
>>
>>678009188
i fucked my gf's best friend while i was with her for an entire year. shit got weird after awhile. frienf brought chocolates to my office on valentine's, friend started getting all jelly. told gf we fucked. i deny it to this day. drunk chicks get crazy.
>>
>>678002495
Moar.
>>
>>678010625
You're proud. Hang yourself.
>>
>>678010625
This one isn't drunk.
I've sexted her on and off for over a year when I need fresh fapping material.
So far I'm in the clear and they're still friends. She has a crush on my girlfriend too. Wants to have a threesome, but my girlfriend isn't down with that shit. Hahaha.
>>
>>678011093
You can tell who the guys are that are in the friend zone here. Lmfao.
>>
>>678011093
nah, feel guitly. just glad to have shit normal again. peace of mind is better than a trashy skank on the side.
>>
>>678004198
I second this
>>
File: 981484298.jpg (321 KB, 1280x960) Image search: [Google]
981484298.jpg
321 KB, 1280x960
>>678009683
>>
>>678007384
>>678009251
>>678011630
so, what´s the context of these? also, moar! i can fap to this
>>
>>678003918
one on the right looks like the lobster from power puff girls
>>
>>678011403
More likely a femanon!
>>
>>678002129
She looks like denise the fat chick that get eyescoped in walking dead.
>>
>>678011630
Do she have. Akik
>>
>>678010048
More anon, i think I'm in love
>>
>>678002507
Definitely! Does not belong in this thread. She's nice looking little lady
>>
File: GetImage.jpg (514 KB, 1712x2288) Image search: [Google]
GetImage.jpg
514 KB, 1712x2288
>>678011630
>>678011961
not sure, but it has my attention
>>
>>678011403
Oh no, I fuck more than you. My relationships come and go. I've mistakenly fucked friends (it gets complicated). But cheating and faking pride is for teenagers and lonely sociopaths.
>friendzone
This makes me think you're faking everything you say. How old are you?
>>
>>678010778
Maybe ill dump em all sometime just dont feel like puling them all from that phone right now
>>
>>678011961
>>678012686
they're french. incest and bestiality are just an accepted part of their culture.
>>
>>678012902
23, and I do have unmedicated Bipolar, so the sociopath thing isn't a far stretch I guess.
>>
>>678010625
It's fun to pretend on the internet.
>>
>>678013261
You're a man-child. Consider suicide.
>>
File: E09731A.jpg (608 KB, 1280x960) Image search: [Google]
E09731A.jpg
608 KB, 1280x960
>>678012990
those wall outlets ain't european, dog.
>>
>>678012686
Well this got my fucking attention!
>>
>>678013261
no you don't
>>
>>678012990
looks like a hippie family in northern california/southern oregon.
>>
>>678013722
Yes I do, broski. I went to the doctor for the shit and everything. It's been pretty much diagnosed I just never went to the follow up because I have agoraphobia and that shit freaks me out.
I feel trapped in Drs offices.
>>
>>678013261
Yea man your so edgy and hardcore.
>>
>>678000349
I do, I call her my GF
>>
>>678014114
I never went to school, because I felt like I was constantly being judged by everyone and I wanted to be alone, I lived with no lights and no water for a long while, and my sister molested me when I was like 6.
Its been a weird life.
I used to read books (3rd and 4th grade) by a 12v light hooked to a car battery that my uncle would recharge for me on occasion.
>>
File: 1452131360803.jpg (18 KB, 300x300) Image search: [Google]
1452131360803.jpg
18 KB, 300x300
>>678014442
This
>>
>>678014403
*you're
>>
>>678014114
he is a quack. B/pol is made up by the big pharma. they emotions like everyone has, just stop them from emoting at certain times.
>>
>>678002495
wtf is on her nail?????
>>
>>678000349
I'm fat, not very good looking and I have a small penis. It's a puts a huge damper on my love life. I can be very charming and charismatic if I chose to and come off as a confident guy and attract some women but why disappoint them and embarrass myself?
>>
cuz i don't rlly want to fuck ugly bitches?
>>
>>678014712
So, what makes me feel like I'm trapped in groups of people, then?
>>
>>678013663
I think they are Canadian. The outlets are defiantly north american.
>>
>>678003918
The middle one needs her brothers eyes photoshopped open
>>
>>678014923
nothing. with 7 billion people in the world, you are perfectly right to feel that way.
>>
Because I'm not desperate enough yet to be able to pitch a tent looking at disgusting fucks like all your related pics.

That's why.
>>
>>678000349
More of this chick please
>>
>>678014114
Lmao. Loser man-kids like you are the reason people with genuine disorders don't get the help they need. People won't take them seriously, because pretend attention-seekers like you come to them in droves.
>I'm "pretty much" diagnosed
You went to a doctor and he diagnosed you with nothing.
>I have "unmedicated Bipolar"
>the sociopath thing isn't a far stretch
Those things are both entirely unrelated. You probably came in your pants when you thought I'd diagnosed you as a sociopath just now.
You are desperate for attention. You're not intelligent, and you're insecure about that. You're not special. No one cares about you. You come to 4chan to anonymously pretend to be a person you're not.
You're 23? Start acting like it. Sorry Daddy didn't love you enough.
>>
>>678015177
yeap
>>
>>678001366
Have you considered a short stint as a rapist? Not much verbal required.
>>
Used to pound this fugly snatch. Shit was so cash.
>>
>>678014840
>even ugly women won't look at me
>>
>>678015139
... Yeah. One last question...
When I'm working (I'm between jobs at the moment) I feel like I'm constantly drained of all my happiness and like I'm going to be trapped in a shit job for the rest of my life. I feel like that shit is consuming all of my time and that I'm gonna look back and only remember being a wage slave on my death bed.
It inevitably ends in me leaving every job I've held thus far for something better which doesn't seem to exist, or my patchy work record makes me seem like too much of a risk to hire.

Is that normal?
>>
File: image.jpg (1 MB, 1527x2047) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
1 MB, 1527x2047
Here's mine
>>
>>678014924
good call. this POS french car+electrical setup is pointing to eastern canada.
>>
File: 1459709463320.gif (2 MB, 348x310) Image search: [Google]
1459709463320.gif
2 MB, 348x310
>>678002495
>>
>>678015751
heh. Conway
>>
>>678015728
again. if your job sucks, you should feel that way. I did for years, but have returned to school recently, and am excited for future prospects. change it up a little.
>>
>>678015575
Actually my father is a very positive role model in my life. I use the anonymity of this website to get things off my chest that I would otherwise never tell anyone.

If I were an attention whore, I assume I'd want you all to know who I am, but I don't. In fact I like the fact that youre taking time out of your day to argue with a faceless post on 4chan, because it shows me that I'm not the only loser here.

Thanks /b/ro.
>>
>>678014775
Everything from 'I can be' onwards was made up.
>>
File: blacktop-catears002.jpg (437 KB, 922x691) Image search: [Google]
blacktop-catears002.jpg
437 KB, 922x691
>>
>>678010349
Are you ok?
>>
>>678016215
Shut your child mouth, pretender.
>>
>>678016333
cat on the bed, eh? now youre speakin my language.
>>
>>678015751
more trashy than ugly
>>
File: IMG_9860.jpg (110 KB, 676x1200) Image search: [Google]
IMG_9860.jpg
110 KB, 676x1200
i do here she is...total butterface
>>
>>678015751
Seen like 2-3 pics from this. Any more of her?
>>
File: pic of my pussy .jpg (55 KB, 720x405) Image search: [Google]
pic of my pussy .jpg
55 KB, 720x405
>>678016499

cat on the bed, cat on the bed!
>>
>>678000349
Seen her on here before. Anyone have the rest?
>>
>>678016208
I just filed for my FAFSA.
I plan to attend classes soon too, anon!
I know it sounds gay, but I feel like being a male nurse would be pretty dope. You're in the minority as a male nurse as well, so you're more likely to be hired. Dentistry or Industrial Maintenance are my other interests.

Good talk, my dude!
Good luck in all that you do!
>>
>>678002750
hahahahahahahahah
>>
File: tumblr_n187rmeQY11r40mxgo1_500.jpg (43 KB, 500x375) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_n187rmeQY11r40mxgo1_500.jpg
43 KB, 500x375
She cried when I came on her stupid fucking face
>>
File: 6_0.jpg (159 KB, 707x943) Image search: [Google]
6_0.jpg
159 KB, 707x943
>>
>>678016738

were you expecting compliments and applause?
>>
>>678000349
because i prefer a pretty fuckbuddy
>>
File: image.jpg (768 KB, 1334x1937) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
768 KB, 1334x1937
>>678016543
>>
>>678016333
moar?
>>
>>678016738
That's because she's hotter than you.
>>
>>678001593
Weren't there videos of this slut here before?
>>
File: Picture 74.png (174 KB, 366x270) Image search: [Google]
Picture 74.png
174 KB, 366x270
>>678016555
>skinny-fat
>embarrassing tattoos
>pancake ass
>bingo wings
That's not a butterface, anon. She's gross from head to toe.
>>
>>678016738
That's because she's hotter than you...
>>
>>678016738
>tumblr
Again, it's fun to pretend.
>>
>>678017055
how do you newfags not know Togi Chan??

http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/569834/full-collection-of-Togi-Chan
>>
>>678015686

you didn't fuck suzy scrub.
>>
File: blacktop-catears008.jpg (401 KB, 922x691) Image search: [Google]
blacktop-catears008.jpg
401 KB, 922x691
>>678017055
>>
>>678016977
What's his name?
>>
>>678017124
well, and this is not a butterface thread, dumbass
>>
>>678016778
This is the stuff nightmares are made of.
>>
>>678017253
But you do fuck Suzy.
>>
>>678016555
>>678017445
You're an absolute moron.
>>
>>678017124
Virgin by chance?
>one who is yet to have penetrative sex?
>>
File: IMG_20160401_094213_01.jpg (419 KB, 1067x1847) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160401_094213_01.jpg
419 KB, 1067x1847
>>
>>678017772

who's this grandma?
>>
>>678017458
Agreed. You think at first that the entirety of the horror lies within her face. But I also choose to believe that the lipstick she's putting on has nothing to do with those pink lesions on his dick.
>>
>>678015751
god tier anon
just what I have in mind when I talk about ugly fuckbuddies
I don't know why but primitive beauty makes me lose my shit
>>
>>678000349
>>678000000
>>
File: ziunim.tv.jpg (287 KB, 978x765) Image search: [Google]
ziunim.tv.jpg
287 KB, 978x765
>>678008127
>>678013663
>>
>>678017003
Ok i redact my statement

>>678017772
Poor woman, the fat is everywhere but the tits
>>
File: i-lost-my-shit.jpg (279 KB, 450x589) Image search: [Google]
i-lost-my-shit.jpg
279 KB, 450x589
>>678018272
>>
File: image.jpg (706 KB, 1397x2047) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
706 KB, 1397x2047
>>678018272
>>
File: 1459690800184.gif (347 KB, 255x255) Image search: [Google]
1459690800184.gif
347 KB, 255x255
>>678016778
>>
>>678017737
>virgin
That's a butthurt response used by people that are too dense to think up an unoriginal, sensical retort
>waaahhhhhh he isn't attracted to the mutant whore I was the 2036th person to fuck
Should I jump ahead and guess your next pathetic, childish, tantrum of a response? It's "faggot".
I can assure you that I get laid a hell of a lot more than you do, and I'm not even attractive. I moved to the US, and my accent guarantees that I will have sex with virtually any of the skanks that slither around these bars I wish to. It's easy pickings.
>>
>>678018655
Nice nipples and areolas
Does she have cute, average, or ugly toes?
>>
>>678015929

That don't look like Canada nigga
>>
>>678018966
damn those fucking hips
how often do you fuck her?
>>
File: 1279777497594.jpg (67 KB, 445x444) Image search: [Google]
1279777497594.jpg
67 KB, 445x444
>>678018655
very nice, moar
also check'd
>>
>>678018655
Only one in the thread I want more of. Show that ass.
>>
File: 16_04_01_08_30_54_062_photo_01.jpg (65 KB, 549x455) Image search: [Google]
16_04_01_08_30_54_062_photo_01.jpg
65 KB, 549x455
>>678017772
>>678018653
>>
average guy here

how to get ugly fuckbuddy? is it that easy?
>>
>>678002129
Christ
>>
File: 4e3.jpg (7 KB, 250x242) Image search: [Google]
4e3.jpg
7 KB, 250x242
>>678000349
Apparently, I'm too ugly. Also,

$(>>678001366).appendTo(me);
>>
>>678002724
It's like Vladimir putin face on a girl head
>>
>>678018966

Oh shit!

What's up Liz
>>
>>678019232
Not as often as I'd like ! Mostly last summer though off and on since then
>>
Ugly girls = good pussy !! 2-4's do anything for some dick !! Even pay your bills and best part no one wants to fuck them so they will always be there when your 7-9 bitch acting up
>>
>>678018383
kek
Being near the old wife kills the boner
>>
>>678000349
implying this bitch isnt out of your league by several notches..
>>
File: mmmm.jpg (29 KB, 540x960) Image search: [Google]
mmmm.jpg
29 KB, 540x960
>>678000349
I did but then I married her teehee. Love her big bewbs.
>>
>>678019638
I gotta get myself one
Hope she doesn't get a boyfriend, enjoy anon!
>>
>>678016680
you too man. male nurse is fine. get it.
>>
>>678019593
Fantastic
>>
File: 0572873673.jpg (348 KB, 1186x1536) Image search: [Google]
0572873673.jpg
348 KB, 1186x1536
>>
>>678019692
plenty of 7-9 dudes fuck ugly bitches just to say theyve hit it. ugly girls get laid more than ugly guys.
>>
>>678019977
She's great. Keep posting!
>>
>>678007075
mild?
>mild?
>>
File: consider this.jpg (125 KB, 900x720) Image search: [Google]
consider this.jpg
125 KB, 900x720
How does one go about getting an uggo fuckbuddy? Post an ad on CL or something?
>>
>>678019427
this
>>
>>678005339
*tips Fedora*
>>
>>678020608
seconded
>>
>>678019172
Looks like Canada when I was up there.
>>
i do have one
>>
>>678020256
This. So much this. Ugly guys have no fucking chance whatsoever, because these bitches are getting nailed by hotter guys than what they deserve, and they become all stuck up.
>>
>>678016778
wtf is this shit
>>
>>678020031
IM WATCHING YOU MIKE WAZOWSKI
>>
>>678019130
Yeah bro these chicks squirt over accents aye whats yours???
>>
>>678021089
Big or small areolas? Pink or brown?
>>
>>678020608
this? u fags just hit on uggos IRL?
>>
>>678020031
>>
>>678022281
pink and average/small
>>
>>678022281
pink and average/small. She has small tits in general
>>
>>678001593
She looks like a girl my entire class used to bully in elementary.
>>
<Be 17 and in a psych ward for reasons
< A fat ugly fag who was psychotic enters my room
>Asks me if I he can compliment me, sure why not
>Tells me I am the very attractive, this I know many have stated
>Asks me if I'm into sex, tells me he is a fag
>I'm getting scared now is this how my rape story starts?
Despite being a fucking psychotic pederast he imparted me with words of wisdom that I can never forget, "Sex feels nice I like sex it doesn't matter what the person is a boy or girl ugly or beautiful, it feels warm inside people."

That is an exact quote, probably seared into my mind from trauma but he had a point.
>>
File: tumblr_lsbibqh6Kb1qfrej1o1_500.jpg (42 KB, 500x400) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_lsbibqh6Kb1qfrej1o1_500.jpg
42 KB, 500x400
>>678022314
Best chance I have, and even they want nothing to do with me.
Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 88

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.