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ITT: Childhood faps
>>677989235
Hnnnng, omg this.
why won't i die
>>677989465
yee
>>677988673
She was the best
No one else?
>>677990299
Jenny the police agent from pokemon Is better
>>677989235
Could never finish Space Jam without a hard on
Baby Looney Tunes made it awkward though
>>677990405
>better
Opinion, my man. Misty was insta- boner for me, Jenny never did it for me.
>>677989400
Wait, how old are you?
>Zero suit samus
>childhood
Unless, I'm mistaken, something doesn't add up.
And some how im not a furry
>>677991363
Really? Interesting. That was nightmare fuel for me.
>>677991121
2004 was 12 years ago
>>677991668
Fapping at 6?
>>677991546
Oh don't get me wrong creepy as hell, but with angles like this, well damn
>>677991715
>>677991807
Yeah, sure
>>677991807
Holy fuck. I'm not alone.
>>677991933
I
>>677991807
Acidentally replied to that post. Diff person here.
also
>>677988673
I just always wanted to look like that
I still do...
>>677992117
Yes
>>677991840
Kek, fair enough.
>>677991807
This
Thanks for the nostalgia boners guys. This is great.
>enters in thread
>mfw no one posts Clarissa
>>677989235
don't even have to be into furries to want to smash Lola
Am i the only one?
>>677992896
Fucking yes! Also this
You faggots have zero fucking taste.
>>677991484
Agreed
>>677988673
Yes also my favorite. I can't even remember the sisters' names
>>677993276
>>677991484
Are you Russian, by chance?
>>677988673
>>677990407
>>677991330
>>677991413
>>677991730
Marie is mah shit.
>>677993262
Says the guy posting Lady Man-Jaw
>>677989663
It was the voice that really sold it for me.
>>677993417
Naw
>>677989400
Like.. the 8 bit version?
>>677993493
Why does the girl on the right have erect nipples?
>677993262
You also like traps, yes?
>>677993697
no they just gave away that they are 15
This movie came out about 20 years ago.
I saw this movie a lot when I was a kid.
>>677993733
Same reason you can see her vagoo, it isnt really from the show
>>677993372
Still my waifu
>>677994101
that reminds me I once saw a greentext about Anon preparing to bone a girl but in his pure autism he yells "ooo aaaa ooo imma fuck you in the vagoo"
does anyone still have that one?
>>677993028
I was more into her mom- Dat voice, Dem hips
>>677994558
Gross
>>677993697
No, the Zero suit one, from 2004.
2004 was 12 years ago, I could've been 6 then and 18 now. You're getting old.
Can't find a pic but there was a cheat in gta vice city to turn your gang members into girls in bikinis. Many preteen boners were had
>>677988673
This movie from decades ago
![michelle-pfeiffer-catwoman-who-is-the-best-catwoman-danterants-blogspot-com[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7cnFzia.jpg "michelle-pfeiffer-catwoman-who-is-the-best-catwoman-danterants-blogspot-com[1]")
was a kid when saw this, and thus began the latex fetish
>>677995028
Sauce
>>677995329
Nips too big
>>677991484
But you DO have a thing for babe with a wrench
>>677995428
do yourself a favor by kindly fuck off
From the Disney show Suit Life With Zack and Cody
>>677995368
Cruel Intentions 2
>>677996751
>2005 was 11 years ago
>>677990299
Wasted so much cum on her as a 12-13yo
>>677996394
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>677996394
Jamie Lee Curtis's face though. Fuck, why.
>>677990686
Mmmmmmm Jenny
>>677996751
how was that in kids tv? can anyone explain the plot to this sex dream?
>not a furry
ok. we'll see about that
Nelle Porter
Anyone?
>>677997158
So what are you actually butt-hurt with?
>>677997750
Wait a second! Those ears!
Jenny? Judy? Robot? Rabbit?
Of course!
>>677996842
That hardy moment when I saw this on the TV about 20 years ago... even didn't know how to fap.
>>677997158
Perfect.
"The Major" from GITS gave me
major woodies!
>>677988673
You must be a fucking 18 year old faggot.
Don't worry son, stick around long enough and maybe you too can become a 39 year old kissless virgin.
>>677988673
Yeap, same jerk
>>677998329
>autism.jpg
>>677993938
Yea you do you fucking faggot
>>677998329
Can someone draw this? I don't know what 'this' is but as long as it contains the two of them, I don't care.
>>677992099
Fuck yes, Dexter, fucking his mom with some crazy atomic powered dildo...
Then DD walks in.
Oh we just getting started.
>>677993140
LOL!!
she just kept oiling and oiling and oiling and OILING
>>677993776
Hell fucking yeah
>>677999183
Oh god yes, wouldn't call it childhood though.
All of the Avatar chicks are so fapable it's fucking crazy.
Queen frostine from the candy land board game.
>>677993955
I remember this bitch is still fine
Sable was the first object of my fapping. Blew my first load to her. Remember being freaked out by the fluid release.
I wanted the gif of her showing her tits at some PPV, but didn't want to waste more time looking.
Always.
>>677993372
Shout out to my nigga!
>>677993733
Because everyone who has ever drawn art of bonnie has no fucking clue how to be erotic with it so she always has exposed nipples. It's retarded.
This one's even worse cause it baits you in thinking it's just a scene from the show before tossing that kind of thing in. It leaves nothing to the imagination.
Nineties Nickelodeon used to hit constant fap miracles.
The gta strippers
normies
>>678000729
This guy gets it.
>>678000913
awyisss
>>677993955
One of the best films I've watched in a good minute.
The chick from Caitlin's Way, Lindsay Felton was another.
>>677996394
Hermaphrodite.
>>677993140
disgusting
>>677991363
Yes b/ro. Came buckets. Would go to all three sites and just jerk off while in the caves. Played through this game on a rom a few years ago and got hard upon entering the first site, lol
>>677996842
More angles than curves.
>>678000729
any r34?
>>677991986
>childhood. How old are you???
>>678001508
Nigger that movie is over 10 years old
I was 15 when it was out in theatres.
I prefer Violet though.
>>678001202
Yes!!
>>677996394
Shes a geeky and pathetic woman until this scene where she sheds that shitty all work no play self and gets kinda kinky. Not in the "Oh yeah" but the "Huh my dull ass wife actually doesn't suck"
FF7 Tifa's tits bouncing
>>677994220
remember walking around at the party at the first mission with xray vision too look at the girls tits
>>678001624
Holy shit so was i. No wonder i still get a boner for Vi
>>677997158
Without fail. Everytime.
>>677995433
Agreed
>>678000729
Exactly
>>678001824
She's a goddamn XXY.
She had her balls removed at an early age.
She is a mannnnn
>>677996751
I jerked off to the twins tbh. They looked better when they were teens on Suite Life on Deck. Still jerk to Dylan's nudes
Came bukkits
>>678001624
oh shit yeah!! moar
>>677999266
yeet
>>678002102
Used to trace characters from Archie and draw in the naughty bits...
Seksi
No one posted 7 of 9 yet... bunch of slack jaw'd faggots in here.
>>677999277
my nigga!
>>678002261
I know alot of people dont like his style, but Shadbase has a whole r34 comic dedicated to the incredibles. I love it. (His dialogue kinda sucks though)
>>678002388
Veronica > Betty
>>678002465
Jeri Ryan is the reason Obama became president.
>>677993140
this was a show? i thought this was a fucked up dream i had as a kid
>>677993647
The very first season zev was way hotter
>>677993028
Looks like you're the only one, bro.
>>678002472
Shadbase is god tier
>tfw it's just a 90s kids thread.
Except for this faggot.
>>677999183
>>678002405
waddling those udders everywhere in front of everyone
>maybe this is why i am zoophilic
>>678002531
Veronica+Betty > either
>>677993372
"You go first...."
"OK"
>>677996299
Farscape my nigga!
>>677999277
this is her now
>>678002759
Can't argue with that
>>678000804
she looks like that metalhead killer with evil smile
who is she?
You children missed out on the whole Sears Catalogue experience.
Jill
>>678001363
Tootie, because she reminds me of my ex,
Lisa J.
>>678002244
haahaa i was gonna post this
>>678000804
John hinkley spotted
>>678003004
The internet wasn't very quick back then as you know man, sometimes the catalogues were a good fallback
>>678003037
needs more Claire
>>678003158
nigga ya fukin weird
BUCKETS
>>677990405
>>677990832
Jenny's voice always turned me on. She's always tries to sound so authoritative, it's cute af. Plus, that mini skirt.
>>677993776
That episode man ... Replayed that scene more than once
>>678003279
aww yiss mah nigga
>>677996199
leave
>>678003279
more Foster's r34 pls
>>678002971
Jodie Foster, fam...
>>678003368
/thread
>>677996199
fucking kill yourself
>>678001624
Good lord yes. I think she was the one who started my gothic/shy girl fetish.
So many nuts
>>678003004
Oh i did that as well as SI swimsuit issues. My favorite model. Yes it was 2006, yes i was 17 with shitty internet fuck off
>>678002198
fag
>>677993955
Demm titters tho
>>678003037
What is this from?
>>678003410
i see she could be grown better
>>678003236
Shush
>>678003487
mein neger
>>678003004
Also National Geographic, especially when their liberal guilt made them start sneaking in Caucasian nudity from time to time...
>>678003597
nobody judging man the magazines had some fine stuff back then
>>678003392
Theres a hot video with frankie and bloo. Like 30 secs long, fucking love it
![tumblr_nw6u40CVpF1uankono1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2Rk7NZ7.png "tumblr nw6u40CVpF1uankono1 1280[1]")
>>677996751
Yeah ... I would marry the shit out of her.
>>678003252
+1 Also, Divatox in the movie.
>>677996809
You consider your childhood being at the age of 1?
>>678003004
22 yo imma stick up my hand and say i have done exactly that
>>677989663
Same. I ended up going out with a Tron lover. Would call her Tron sometimes during sex. She had short hair and a huge ass which made things 100x better.
>>678003773
Man of excellent taste.
>>678004095
That is the worst goddamn thing i have ever seen
>>678003487
My nigga
>>677996394
Disgusting...
oh god. HER
>>678004195
You haven't seen much then.
Come on, guys. I know tons of you did.
>>677998010
>those fucking physics
You're making ME want out man.
>>678003644
Nah son, she was pretty as fuck in the 90's... wife material.
>>678004352
Then it is in the top 3
I had good access to anime on VHS as a kid
>>677999544
Nice. I started with Trish. You know I think it's weird that kids fap to adults. Do you think kids would fap to kids if they had the option?
>>678004441
I stand by what I said. You haven't seen much at all.
>>678004293
/thread
>>678004293
was about to post, first r34 was with her
>tfw; my first porn was hentain
>>678004525
My old roommate got in a spat of trouble for doing just that
>>678004362
Oh god yes. From Bumla to sneezing bitch but 18 was the best
>>677996751
Ashley Tisdale all day every day bruh
>>677998010
Jesus christ that's fucking disgusting
How can you honestly like that
In the 30 mins an episode lasted, I could easily have 10 orgasms for this bitch when I was 14.
My mum never knew why the sofa was so dirty all the time.
Ancientfag here.
>>678004849
Dude you just blew my mind, cant believe i forgot about her
>>677995918
same. i used to draw her naked lol
Not many people played this game except me and a few others
>>677996199
Too young
>>678004849
Just wanted to post this.
>>677997558
>2016 - 2013 = 13
GET THE FUCK OUT
>>678005446
Your math is flawed
>>677999183
YAS! I FORGOT ABOUT HER!
>>678004992
Yeah man, I was really obsessed with her. We didn't have internet and google/yahoo didn't exist yet, so this is all I had everyday after school. Good times.
>>678004293
YUP
>>678005564
Same here. And when we did get the internet, it took hours to load up one image. Then id print that shit out
Had a lot wet dreams about her...
>>677999993
QUINTS
>>678004525
The closest to kids I could fap to were pubescent chicks that had developed woman bodies.
It's just gotta be in nature. Kinda signals the immense desire to progress to freedom and adulthood and titfucking.
I don't think a kid should be punished for having a different mental image than I had, but I think most boys are gonna masturbate to women or budding women.
Side note, my imagination was so much more vivid at this time in terms of sexuality. I didn't have so much visual overload, and it was a lot more powerful to put myself in some remembered or constructed situation.
>>678005815
>>678004293
alex is 10x better fgt
It's strange this hasn't shown up yet.
>>678005025
that game always fucking crashed for me on 1 mission and then wiped the save
>>677993140
I used to watch this shit dubbed in Irish lel.
>>678006100
I preferred Pluto
>>678006191
Winona was fine as fuck in that movie
Cartoon version was pretty qt as well
its helga Bitch!
>>678005815
>quints
>677999993
>3
>>678005564
This makes me wonder: what kind of chicks are you into now? Do they match the description of the one you posted? Or a different one?
I wonder how much these things affect what we want as adults.
>>678000548
>nineties
>>678006377
IKR
>>678006420
No.
I came buckets on her videos
I was mildly obsessed with this chick as a kid.
>>678006453
Not that anon, I was the lonely bro who posted pepper ann up there, and now i have a weakness for geeky redheads.
![jenny-br2-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wKYB4PL.jpg "jenny-br2-2[1]")
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