Waifu claiming thread - Latin is over and Chara determined editionThe rules are very
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Waifu claiming thread - Latin is over and Chara determined edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>insult other waifus
>insult other waifus
>don't forget rule number 7
>Keep true to rule numer 3, 4 and 5
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed.
>>677984290
Chen you wanna fight me?
This isn't right. Let me fix this.
>>677984283
>>677984290
you were totally waiting on catalog page with threads ordered by Creation date and kept refreshing.
Much better.
Hello waifuists, would you rather fuck a hundred lolis or one colossal sized version of your waifu?
>>677984572
I have waifu threads highlighted.
>>677984578
i would tell you to fuck off with that may may
Two threads.
claim
>>677984437
i wanna fucking love you.
No.
I already fucked up.
Claiming best mavurabu
>>677984437
>>677984578
Pepe is a shit-tier meme, not a waifu, my friend
>>677984245
mandatory cc claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga1n9pnT2O8
claiming
i've been lurking all day but who cares
>>677984913
you were playing csgo all day*
>>677984824
Pepe is a meme that exists across many tiers.
>>677984994
i'm playing my second round m8
What's up everyone?
>>677985043
Many tiers, all of which are shit?
Tenryuu claimed
>>677984245
Fuck you
>>677985164
To answer your earlier question
Animal science - pre vet
>>677985184
salt confirmed
shiina claimed
>>677985164
is owari no seraph any good?
>>677985130
gl hf in the russia land
>>677985184
yeah dude
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
this guy gets it every fucking time
sachi claim
I'm sorry Mikan, I got carried away.
>>677984786
>>677984573
Ruri on the first post?
>>677985257
Just fuck you...drown in a pool of Skrillex music or something
>>677985301
So basically putting your hand arm-deep into a cow anus.
>>677985328
I'm always salty.
>>677985445
It's not like i invented this thing...or at least the wave that we have today
>>677985164
Playing D&D online while waifuposting - You?
>>677985173
No, that one was a gold tier pepe, here is a shitty pepe.
Learn the difference.
So much fucking autism.
>>677984748
post more legs!
>>677985184
Was sind Regeln?
>>677985328
*insert alot of fuck*
>>677985445
>is owari no seraph any good?
Anime is ok
Manga is pretty decent
>>677985480
Hey there lil one
Lilly is claimed
>>677985521
Only in my free time.
>>677985536
They all look shitty to me
Are you sure you're posting the right ones?
>>677985521
>In a pool of skrillex music
Do you want me to die?!
>Next thread has your rules. It's Tenryuus rules Edition
>>677985677
>arm deep in a cow anus
>only in my free time
Nope nope nope nope
>>677984748
>filename
>>677984418
.
>>677985466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZwQeZh6rP0
>>677985521
I don't know
is ok
>>677985788
What's wrong?
A little forcible penetration never hurt no one.
>>677985768
You have no appreciation for art. Basic.
>>677985655
>>677985825
>>677985164
Waiting for school to let out
Gonna go play DNd for a while
Then not sleep while I finish all of Katawa Shoujo (just started playing only done a couple routes)
>>677985825
>Nipples
Uh oh, what's going on here
Don't apologize for your success.
>some rise to the top and others don't
Internet claimed =^..^=
>>677985881
I'm playing support tough... not in dota tough...since I'm too bad for dota
>>677986039
I know a lot of people who could tell you otherwise
>including me
>>677986073
>mfw Kurumi will never be waiting for me in underwear with a condom in her mouth and 7 more in her hands.
>>677985301
Ayyyyyeeeeeeeee medical field all the way
>>677985445
Good story and likable characters. I kept watching for shinoa and I enjoy the story too. Kinda hate how the vamps are totally fine in sunlight tho
>>677985523
Watching star wars clone wars because I love the series so much.
>>677986105
Is d&d that fun?
>>677986202
that's lol tho
>>677986331
Then I'd be playing support
>but I'm not even level 30 yet
>My laptop is shitty, can't run lol
>>677985881
Well then you should play support.
>>677986331
Your waifu is shit.
(sorry im just folloeing rules.)
>>677986474
>mfw
>>677986578
is fine bro
you little boi
>>677986292
A somewhat large group of kids at my school started up somewhat of a club
Not official but a chill philosophy teacher loves to play it and he wrote a whole campaign
Once a week we get together to play
Like 20 kids but in like 5 different parties
This is really my first time with DNd like most kids there but everyone is enjoying so far
Better late than never.
>>677986731
You sound like a nice guy.
>>677986810
Your waifu is shit.
(sorry im just folloeing rules.)
>>677985881
Cathartic. Black Emperor is one of my favorites.
I do prefer F# A# though.
https://youtu.be/wy4IsC5eb7o
I'll be off for a while.
You are free to get it next time.
>>677986863
>Teacher being a GM for kids who are interested in pen & paper games
I'm making a note for what I want to achieve in the future
>Be a jerk GM for my Students
>>677986202
Dota is best moba
Community is shit
But it is in most mobas
Taught dota to myself when I started having never played a moba before so it feels so natural to me other mobas are just weird in my mind
>>677986519
I tried many times, but when you play other roles you are playing them because you are confident that you can carry your team.
Playing support, you need to trust the skill of others
is pretty hard to do that
like just think about it
>you are bot
>winning the lane
>jungles comes
>is amumu
>writes in all chat "hugs tightly"
>he really wants a hug
>"fuckk off with thar roleplaying shit."
>you both die.
>you get reported for verbal abuse
fucking lol
>>677986264
=Ω..¬=
>>677986926
take care /mu/
>>677986921
But that's wrong, frogposter - My waifu is perfect.
(No offense, I'm also just following the rules)
>>677987151
Wow dude you can see her nipple that's way too lewd.You can't do that shit here,you'll get stoned to death.
>>677987151
Are we getting too lewd here?
>>677987286
>>677986921
Your waifus are both garbage and both of them should get hacked and minced. I hope someone just impales your two fucking waifus on a fucking spear because he thinks he's Vlad and I hope both of your waifus die on that shitty rusty spear togeter
>Please be offended, I'm not doing that because of the rules
>>677987286
>perfect
>not A blonde blind elegant tea drinker
Try again, buddy
(No offense just following the rules)
>>677987484
>>677987378
It will never get too lewd here!
Papyrus is my waifu
Best type moon claimed
emperor claimed
Emotional vampire checking in.
>>677987177
nice dubs
I see, well I started with LoL so Dota seems a whole fucking lot harder. Especially to support since you also need some last hits to get enough money for the good equipment. In LoL it's rather easy. You passively get gold for whatever your adc kills
>>677987713
a dead waifu maybe
>>677987655
Do you wearing something underneath it?
>>677987761
>Emotional vampire
More like plane-raping boat
>>677987742
give me 5 min
>>677987860
Nice picture for an imposter
>>677987594
Joke's on you, my waifu's already dead!
>>677987637
Black hair >> Blonde hair
>>677987742
wb emps
one simple question
why the fuck do you guys need to post this shit on /b/
there are other boards for u weaabs
>>677986073
The hell are these condoms for?
Her fingers?
>asians
>>677987870
These things are not mutually exclusive.
Also, claiming Homura for Homuranon.
- tsuzu
>>677984245
remember Ducktales?
i fuck around with a girl who looks just like Webby. (its possible)
the sex is so fluffly moist.
the blow jobs are so ridged in her bill.
its so hot to have someones lips be just as hard as your cock.
and omg the way her feathers stick together when they're laced with my cum.
*shudders with pleasure*
its difficult to describe accurately but I can only call the dried cum feathers one of the most "a la carte" meals I've ever had in my life.
this is our fuck song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
*duckbumps*
Kaz claimed
Itt: retarded fucking faggot nerds.
>>677987594
You dont sound like a nice guy and you are the one making the rules.
Fuck off.
God i have shit taste
>>677987870
as you can see, no
>>677986519
Oh ya. .... Watch (they were eleven). Very old but good.
mfw I don't have one
>>677988111
>imposter
What do you mean?
>>677988111
nice trips for a shit tier waifu
(No offense just following the rules)
>>677988451
Fuck you i already claimed Pepe.
Can i report him for trying to claim my waifu?
>>677988135
well good then! I mean look at her, oversexualized bullshit that she is. She got nothing besides her tits and legs. No wonder she's dead. Probably was braindead before
>>677988254
No, I won't fuck off. You and your fucking Pepe ruin all the threads, I swear to god, that fucking frog needs to get shot in the head more than once cuz he always seems to come back. beheading maybe and even then I'm not sure if this walking sack of shit stays dead
>>677988462
Sup Ruri Imposter
>>677988623
>>>/cyberpolice/
>>677988594
Why is everyone stealing my dank memes.
Also your waifu a shit, no offense, just folloeing the rules.
>>677988672
>>677988741
good, good, let the lewdness flow through you!
>>677988135
Best waifus can't see
>>677988709
I'll have you know she has a top tier personality
Also she has the best taste in yakisoba bread, and that's what really counts.
>>677988623
I didn't claim Pepe, he's a dude.
And ur a faget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0zDKPQlxKY
>>677984245
Katy Perry
If you want to be social and talk about your life make a tumblr or use fucking skype.
You are not welcome here normies, This website was not made for people like you.
>>677989155
3d is trash, get out
>>677987742
ok 10 min.
>and i had no idea what i was doing
>>677988431
Alright, ill check it out
>>677989033
Does a eyepatch count too?
>>677989175
THIS IS NOT THE REAL ME.
THE REAL PEPE POSTER HERE
I will leave this thread because there are too many trying to impersonate me, sorry.
>>677989175
Y u so mad, m8?
I really hate normies
>>677989033
At this rate I'm worried I'm going to accidentally transition from lewd to full-on H
>>677986863
Is the many sided dice necessary?
>>677989175
>normies
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me?
>>677989253
and the wrong pic
This thread
>>677989281
*an
Ausserdem was ist nun unter der Augenklappe?
>>677989295
I'm not impersonating you calm down I just used pepe as a reaction image he doesn't belong to you.
Did you nerds ever kissed a real girl?
>>677989040
>yakisoba is all that counts
I'll let you know my waifu killed herself, posessed someone else and would've killed 6 other people to break a barrier to free a nation of peaceful monsters if the person whom she posessed wouldn't have hold her back.
My waifu is a hero personality wise
>>677989431
yes, i also fucked a real girl
Goes by the name
>Your mom
>>677989371
Noch eine Augenklappe, du Nase.
Fucking Neets
>>677989298
yes, so come an shove those tiddies in my face
>>677989309
do it
!>>677989371
ein Auge, duh!
>>677988135
Thanks. How you doing?
>>677989497
Poor little faggot
Hope no one claimed her
>>677989295
no
stay dude
you're welcome by me
seriously
>>677989431
>Did you nerds ever kissed
>>677989545
Nah you are to ugly
>>677989497
Woooooorrrrrrrrllllllllllllllddddddddd
Sttaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr!
>>677989431
>4everalone
>mfw not even Chinese image boards are safe from chads
NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT YOU RUIN EVERYTHING EVRYWHERE YOU GO
>>677989621
Was zum fick hast du gerade über mich gesagt, du kleine Schlampe? Ich lass dich wissen, dass ich Klassenbester in den Navy Seals war und ich war in unzähligen geheimen Überfallen gegen Al-Quaeda mitwirkend und ich habe über 300 bestätigte Tötungen. Ich bin in Guerilla Taktik ausgebildet und der beste Scharfschütze in der ganzen US Armee. Du bist nichts anderes für mich als ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde dich mit Präzision auslöschen wie Leute wie du sie noch nie zuvor gesehen haben, das verspreche ich dir verdammt. Du denkst du kommst einfach ungeschoren davon nur weil du diese Scheiße übers Internet zu mir sagst? Denk nochmal, Wixxer. Während wir reden, kontaktiere ich mein geheimes Netzwerk von Spionen in der gesamten USA und deine IP wird in just diesem Moment aufgespürt, also bereitest du dich besser auf den Sturm vor, du Made! Der Sturm welcher dein lächerlich kleines etwas, dass du Leben nennst auslöscht. Du bist verfickt nochmal tot, Kind. Ich kann überall sein, zu jeder Zeit und ich kann dich auf über siebenhundert verschiedene Arten umbringen, und dies nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Ich bin nicht nur ausführlich im waffenlosen Kampf trainiert, ich habe zusätzlich noch Zugriff auf das gesamte Waffenarsenal der United States Marine Corps und ich werde es im vollem Umfang ausnutzen um deinen miserablen Arsch vom Gesicht des Kontinents zu wischen, du kleines Stück Scheiße. Wenn du nur gewusst hättest welch unheilige Vergeltung dein kleines „schlaues“ Kommentar dir bescheren würde, vielleicht hättest du dann deine verdammte Fresse gehalten. Aber du konntest nicht und hast es nicht und jetzt zahlst du den Preis, du gottverdammter Idiot. Ich werde dich anscheißen in meiner Raserei und du wirst darin ertrinken. Du bist verfickt nochmal tot, Junge.
Suicide is always an option
>>677989750
You have no idea what a normie is.
>>677989431
Nope. I'm too nerd to have a crush on a 3D
>>677989666
satan is on your side today
>>677989750
Hey this is pretty good, not cringe at all.
>>677989371
Ich weiß es nicht....immer noch nicht.
>>677989504
Oder eventuell ein kaputtes Auge....aber deine Theorie klingt viel besser
>>677989799
So is your mom
>>677989784
Du bist so ein Versager. Deine Mutter schämt sich für dich
>>677989897
Well at least I fucked your little sister twice
>>677989281
Close but not quite
>>677989916
Meine Mutter ist ziemlich verfickt stolz auf mich.
Im Gegensatz zu dir kann ich behaupten dass ich die Schule abgeschlossen habe und in ne Uni gehe du Stück Dreck
>>677989997
Katy Perry sucks anyway.
Real woman passing through
>>677989497
Well I'll let you know that /my/ waifu fought thousands of alien beasties in a glorious mecha hand-to-hand last stand to ensure the success of the mission, before nuking herself to collapse an entire cavern on the rest of them.
>Possesion sounds pretty badass too though
>>677990018
Mfw ich meinen Bachelor habe
>>677989842
You are to normie to be able to understand.
Go back to social media, We don't care or want to hear about your life or how many friends you have.
>>677990101
Stop forcing KP, she's fucking ugly.
>>677990095
So does your mom
I'll make next thread
>>677990101
That's literally the most trashy thing I've seen in months.
>hue look at my ass
Miley Cyrus would be proud.
>>677990173
mfw deine mutter dich trotzdem hasst
>>677990247
>your mom jokes
memes
>>677990225
none
Bye nerds. Katy Perry will visit you again
>>677989431
I actually had. I'm still amazed on how my arms just go to her waist. I still remember the cute little giggle when we were making out
>>677990404
Shit
>shinoa bro
>>677990250
hurry up then
>Chara
>captcha selet street sign, only shows a car
>>677990404
I really fucking hate normies. I don't care what colour you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you've fucked. I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you. From right here in Toronto right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally. Every. Single. Last. One. Of. You. Fuck love. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction. Fuck lust, too. Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving the little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to the sniveling of the desperate 'nice guys' who never get the girl due to a total lack of testosterone grown stones. Fuck you all, from the crazy, under dressed sluts that judge a persons character by the price of their shirt, right down to the fat chicks that think personality is enough. Fuck your culture. Fuck your race. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of uniqueness. Fuck you all for the belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute. Fuck you for filling the internet with your useless garbage. Fuck your blogs, your wikis, your forums. Fuck your "roasting". And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It's all shit. Fuck it. Fuck your complaints. Fuck your addictions. Fuck your dependencies. Fuck your pain. Fuck your tears. Fuck selling whatever it is you sell. Fuck your manipulation of others. Fuck movies. Fuck fucking. Fuck everything you own. Fuck your allergies. Fuck your stupid commons sense. Fuck your spelling and fuck your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable. I don't give a fuck. Shut the fuck up about it.
>>677990503
haha, how can autism be used as an insult? Only an ignorant cunt would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing I hate more than ignorance)
Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it. Every year I scored the best of my year on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it.
I recently became home educated so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my GCSEs done in 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of GCSEs that usually would be done.
I used to get paid $30 an hour working online, which is more than the teaching assistants at my old school earned, it was so fun pointing that out to them.
So, in conclusion, calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case, it makes me highly gifted.
One more thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy etc.
haha, the most satisfying this is to know that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift that I am undeserving hahaha, that brings me great satisfaction.
I'm practically perfect, let the jealousy flow through you.
>>677990575
>GCSEs
Underage B&
>>677990657
Are you actually retarded?
>>677990503
someone's mad
>"I don't care!"
>about any of the things in this really long post i typed up
![[anon intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yrnwW2w.jpg "[anon intensifies]")
