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just got this in the mail

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>>677948434
That's yuge!

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>>677948869
yes training

>>677948434
That literally looks like a piece of shit. Are you going to practice pooping over and over again?

>>677949833
yes

>>677950192
>>677950213
more pls

Me and wife share a black dildo like that

>>677950213
>>677950192
I want to see her use it. Right in the pooper

God damn it let it die you faggots
Saged

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My girl is into fisting, so to help her practice I'm buying this. 12" long 2.5" thick.

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>>677950614
let it rip

>>677950213
Tell me there's pics of her using it..

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>>677950756
>getting her pussy loose because your dick aint enough for you

>>677950989
She's had three of my kids and she's still as tight as she was when we were 16. A little dong isn't going to hurt any

>>677951250
>9gag

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>>677951139
she was already loose when you were 16?

>>677951306
Completely. Like the grand canyon.

>>677951250
>9Gag watermark
>says stimulating when they mean simulating

>>677948711
all my favorite things are on this pic

i wanna marry u

>>677951250
>stimulating an alien
>stimulating

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>>677951393
no, it's meant to stimulate the alien that's currently laying eggs inside of you

>>677951498
No it's meant to simulate being a faggot

>>677951596
that's what all dildos are for

>>677951139
if she's into fisting, does that mean she gets off by giving birth as well?

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I think i need more toys

>>677950213
What a fucking whore.

>>677951993
As far as I know, no.

>>677952054
>dick cages

Sad to know that you could have been a productive member of society. I bet your the reason your parents split up

>>677953118
*you're

>>677953569
Correct. My mistake.

Is a 6,5 inch girth dildo huge?

>>677953118
>chastity, the number one cause of parental divorce

>>677950192
white girls age so fucking badly jesus christ

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>>677954521
>the number one result of parental divorse

>>677951250

Despite the shit image, I'm pretty bummed out there are still no videos around of a qt fuckboy using one of those, love me some ovipositor stuff

>>677952054

Do you keep them in the companion cube?

>>677954859

>divorse

I mean, it was even spelled right in the comment you were relying to...

>>677955038
>relying

>>677954859
Well yeah. In a thread about sex toys, picking one particular one then trying to make an asinine comment about it seems pretty weird.

>>677955086

> Mishitting a key compared to deliberately using the wrong letter through ignorance.

ITT fags who can't spell.

>>677948434
>shlomo spreadin' lies about "big" black dicks
>shlomo makin' porn myths and memes
>shlomo makin' black dildos
>degenerate shlomo spreadin' degeneracy and lies, myths about degenerate niggers
>this thread was created by degenerate cuck shlomo or by his degenerate cuck-nigger pet (monkey sees, monkey does)

>>677955326
I read that in JarJar's voice as
>me shitting a key

>>677954431
Yes. The average penis is about 4.5 inches girth.

>>677955474
jep thats why my thread stay's for so long because it's jew-mods approved

>>677955956

How come a 6'5 girth dildo is huge when penis is between 16-17 cm (6'5 in) girth?

>>677956225
The average penis is not 6.5 inches in girth.

>>677956890
Does this mean I have a big cock? Even though it's only 16 cm long.

>>677957135
judging by your comment no it means you can't measure your penis correctly

>>677957135
Length to girth aren't totally related, but yes, you have a thick cock.

(post pics)

>>677957479
must be slippery in there

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>>677957539
Doesn't look 6.5, but nice dick anyway!

Femanon here, never used a toy, I'm 18 and still a virgin.
Never had an orgasm either, help?

>>677957788
It is, measured it not too long ago with a piece of paper which I marked up. Maybe it looks smaller because I have large hands and thick wrists.

>>677958012

I dont believe you and nobody else will either

>>677958075
Okay, that's up to you.
I'm legit looking for help.

>>677958135

stuff things in your pussy and play with your clit

alternatively make a man happy and let him teach you

alternatively go out drinking

>>677958056
Length = long.

Girth = around.

You need a measuring tape around your dick to measure the girth.

>>677958214
I've tried rubbing my clit, I can do it for hours and not cum, it feels good.
Also too ugly and I have really bad anxiety after losing my boyfriend.

>>677958223
Marked a piece of paper which I used to measure AROUND my dick.

>>677958323

combine with riding a dildo

and third alternative still works, unless you are obese

>>677958323
You lost him because you didn't suck his dick.

>>677958398
Any recommendations for a dildo, large cock is intimidating.
>>677958467 Being a virgin doesn't mean I didn't do things with him.

>>677958323
You lost him because >>677958467 sucks his dick

>>677958626
Damn, don't you just hate when that happens.

>>677958623
So, you sucked his dick?

>>677948711
>only a medium
what a superfag

>>677958623

Buy small, work your way up, if it worked for my ass it should work for a pussy too, my first vibrator was barely bigger than a finger, probably that works for you too - vibrators I mean

Alternatively get a hitachi wand, if you can't get an orgasm with that its probably time to give up

>>677958717
Yes, he moved away in October we'd been together for 3 years.

>>677958623
The important thing is to stimulate your g spot and clit at the same time. Get a vibrating dildo with a clit stimulator.

Also, I recommend using your imagination more effectively

>>677958911
Did you take it far enough down your throat?

>>677958906
Sorry missed that there, forgot to update.
Thanks dude, I'll try that.
>>677958998 So far I gagged.
>>677958954 Thanks for the advice.

>>677958998
If you want to gap go to adultgif

>>677959073

You let him cum in your mouth? And you swallowed as well?

I used a g-spot vibrator for the first time last night, thinking it'd hit the prostate fairly well.
It's probably about as girthy as a normal dick at it's thickest and all I can say is I didn't really enjoy it. It was either uncomfortable or made me feel like I really needed to poop.
It felt amazing on my butthole though so 'just the tip' isn't too bad. It's given me an appreciation for putting my dick in ladies asses as well.

>>677948434
Any tips on position to fuck my ass?
Got a few buttplugs and dildos - largest one is the Doc Johnson Dick Rambone. I only get the head in from that one tho, and kinda have to awkwardly squat on it. I usually put a blanket on my bed and lay sideways or spreading on it while shoving the dildos in. Sucks that I can't have a free hand to watch porn with during. Any tips for a newbie are welcome.

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>>677959172
If it gets you off knowing, yes I made him cum, yes I swallowed it, tasted like shit but I swallowed it.

>>677959366
No, I had to know for scientific reasons. My research is very important.

>>677951479
The alien is inside you laying eggs already. The dildo merely stimulates the alien.

>>677959456
Glad I could aid you in your research I guess.

>tfw buy small dildo for tinder slut to play with her ass
>tfw she returns it to you
>tfw get curious and use it
>tfw it doesnt feel good
dildos are lame, and anyone who uses them (male) is lame

>>677959298

plop it down before your pc, ride like a cowgirl

i can also recommend poppers, gggreat stuff

>>677959626
poppers are sadly illigal in Norway, so no go. But thanks for the position tips.

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>>677959626
What the fuck are poppers?

>>677958012
we can meet up , myself and another few guys from here and help you to losse your virginity to every hole at once , what do you think ? but pics first

>>677959880
I'm in Australia l0l, I have a few friends who use /b/ who'd recognize me dude.

>>677959824
medical thingy you can sniff to relax your orifices. If you like stretching / extreme insertion porn, check out ShielaStretch. You can see her use poppers in some of her old videos to relax.

>>677960022
well then a bit too far , and i understand :)

Good luck

>>677959691

that sucks, sure no sexshop sells them anyway?


>>677959824

its an inhalant sex drug legal in most places and sold in sex shops

you take a small bottle to one nostril, inhale like fuck, get an amazing full body burning sensation for 2-4 minutes that makes you want to have a dick in all available holes you have

main point is it relaxes your asshole muscles that you cannot voluntarily relax, so entry is easier

>>677959456
You're a fucking lonely weirdo mate

>>677960022
Would you let Chris Hemsworth fuck you?

>>677960332
More of a Denis Stoff kinda person.

>>677960479
Ehh, he's fucking short. He's slavic too.

>>677960672
Height doesn't bother me lol I'm 5ft.

>>677960297
pretty sure, I learned poppers were illigal here when i asked if they sold them at a sex shop.

>>677960738
This is a clear advantage, you don't have to go down your your knees to blow someone who's 6'3 (191 cm) like me and Chris Hemsworth. But for Denis Stoff? Probably.

>>677960812

well probably still worth a look around, sex shops often don't bother to be nice and legal, with gloryholes in the back and keeping shit and unhealthy items around

Not the end of the world anyway, they are fun but not too comfy to use, you can get by without too

>>677960939
I don't get what's so wrong with Denis Stoff, if it makes you feel better yeah Chris is okay.
I prefer feminine guys (Not traps) but I won't be fussy lol.

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These are my faves

>>677961178
1. He'd probably drop you if he ever tried to pick you up.
2. He couldn't fist fight your dad.
3. Where's his beard?

>>677961178

He took more dicks than you.

Just ordered a ribbed plug and j-lube. Will see how that does, as a bullet vibe and aneros knockoff have failed in the past.

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>>677958012
You know the rules femanon...
Tits or GTFO
Timestamp or you didnt happen
Sincerely /b/

>>677961430
He doesn't need to fight my dad because he went to the shops one day and the line was really long.
My ex was 5'10 and he could pick me up.
Beards are annoying when you're trying to kiss someone to be honest.
>>677961473 That's okay, I don't mind.

>>677961572

in my experience, while theres some lewdness involved in using a plug, its probably more fun if you fuck someone or something while wearing one, so it moves around inside and stuff

for stationary fapping something you can move around yourself is more fun

>>677961671

yeah but he probably prefers that over banging women, I'm a fag like him and I know I do, and I'm sure I wouldn't be much good in getting you that first orgasm

>>677961671
My father did the same, he wen't to buy something but never came back. I'm still waiting tbh. Your ex could pick you up because you're 5 foot tall and probably weigh less than a bag of potatoes.

>>677961574
Why would she need to show her tits?
>White knights
Tits or GTFO rule is stupid.
I don't believe you're a man show your tits.

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>>677961671
>because he went to the shops one day and the line was really long
WTF
was it national dildo day in your country or some shit?

>>677961855

GTFO

>>677961855
god damn you are a massive bitch. you make a shitty place worse

>>677948434

my GF just said "it looks like a huge turd".

She's a normie so we can trust her judgement kek

>>677962014

I like dicks and even black dicks, but yeah, OPs pic and many black dicks just look like a huge turd

>>677962014
If she had to shit that turd out, it would be worse than giving birth.

>>677961807
Orgasms are probably overrated anyway.
>>677961855
Don't white knight me dude, I just ignore that shit.
>>677961833
I weigh 110lbs
>>677961898
Dude it must have been.

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>>677961855
Look fucker I didnt write the rules, they've been the rules since forever or at least 05/06 when I first got here.
>Tits or GTFO rule is stupid.
no one cares what you think.

Thread is pretty rip

>>677962144
>Orgasms are probably overrated anyway.

Not when you are a dude, we've been having them since we first rubbed against something at 10

>>677962144
You're literally half of my weight. I should get half my food costs from the government hurr durr.

>>677962234
Noone cares about this rule and your request, you fucking inbred hillbilly faggot

>>677962328
Yeah, comes to guys easier from what I've learned?
>>677962362
I work out a lot and try to balance my diet.
>>677962435
l0l

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>>677962144
>Orgasms are probably overrated anyway.

>probably overrated

>probably

MFW you have one and you cant believe what just happened

>>677962579
I'm sure you do, but I'm 6'3 muscle and you're 5 feet tits and ass.

>>677962435
um...I care

>>677962579

Comes so naturally that nobody would ever believe a guy between 14 to 22 who says they don't masturbate

I was probably doing it 3-5 times a day, 10+ times a weekend

Even at 28 I still do it once a day even though the whole hormonal drive is gone now

>>677962234
Also this faggot pretends to be an oldfag. Fuck you, you shit

>>677962803
Type in google tits or boobs.

>>677962673
Are they really that good, if so I should prioritize it.
>>677962698
You have muscle tits and ass in my heart anon.
>>677962827
I sometimes wish I knew what it all felt like damn.

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>>677962435
I care about TOGTFO rule, you are visitor to /b/ do not try change, maybe GTFO yourself

>>677954634
It's the tanning. Fucks them right up.

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>>677962435
You suck, go away

>>677963022

Yeah, I wish I knew how it is for females too
Also, try masturbating while high on weed, improves it a lot for me, probably makes it easier to get there too

Still, probably easier to just get banged, I wouldn't be such an expert on the topic if I could do that instead

>>677963022
Having an orgasm feels like leaving your body for 10 seconds.

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>>677962881
(chuckle) keep comin' back anon.

>>677963256
>>677963023
fuck of mates
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>>677963621 you too. >>>677963668

Bye anons going to take a shower, love you muscle tits and orgasm man <3

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>>677962144
>Orgasms are probably overrated anyway.
try Sybian, google it
And tits or GTFO

>>677962435
Fuck you faggot

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Mine

>>677965185
curious... looks like an office?

>>677948711
truecrypt, steam, windows defender? lol what that fem is using

Post moar Anal-Action! Guise

>>677965513
Yeah it is.

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>>677965922

>>677966934
>>677967001

THIS is what i'm talking about ! Love it!!

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>>677968141

>>677968306
>>677968723
Doc Johnsons Dick Rambone is quite heavy. Impressive of her to handle it.

I saw a dildo once that had a suction cup and had a bulge towards the base of the dick, not like a dog dildo but not far from it either, same idea. I wish I could find this one. It was probably 8-10 inches long and then 2 inches from the base had a decent flare, maybe double the girth.

How did this not 404

>>677969807
Chance bulged 2 google it on toypics