>>677942936
inb4 Chinese nomnomscalator

>>677943947
holy shit!

hahahahaha

>>677943947
They see me rollinnnn

>>677943211
>>677943241
Some fucking people haha

>>677944234
She need sum milk

>>677944549
brilliant. had to save this one

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>>677945019
wut

>>677945276
he went down so fast :P

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>>677945448
i think i would too :P

>>677944379
kek

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fin.

unless someone else continues the dump.

>>677942936
what the fuck was she doing? trying to hump the hand rail with her ass?

>>677943108
>buffering video

>>677943787
i like how he was just "this is my life now"

>>677942936

This is the best thread I've seen in a long time

>>677942936
Thanks OP I was bored as fuck

>>677945929
Bravo

>>677943947

grandma's got grip

>>677944624

Richie Jackson in st Ives. Carpark pole jam was steezy

>creates escalator thread on /b/
>doesn't post any clips where people get eaten by the escalator.
0/10

>>677943108
This one is top tier

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>>677943947
>>677947231

>yfw it isn't her hands that are holding tight

>>677947530
not everyone is an edgy twat like yourself.

>>677947753
at least I'm not OP

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>>677947530

whining like a fucking child

Best thread in years on /b/, congratulations, OP

>>677943241
>>677943211
I like the amount of folks turning to watch and laugh going is that bitch for real

>>677947912
>>677947753
>>677947847
(You) much ?

>>677947530
Or the Chinese boy falling to his death.
But I'm cool the worst here being old people falling on their backs and accepting their fate/ride.

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>>677947990

keep trying there son, you'll not look like a fuckhead one of these days

>>677944090
Smooth

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>>677942936

>>677943966
um.. sitting down?

>>677948196

damn, son

>>677948228
Brutal.

>>677945116
Jurassic Park 7 confirmed

>>677944090

Hes lucky that wooden bench is well polished and grained or els hed be getting a sliver in the ass.

>>677948694
what shit country doesn't have polished benches.

>>677945956

What ?! your asshole has never gotten itchy before? in a perfect world.

>>677948196
>>677948228
My biggest fear as a kid in the airport

>>677948228

What exactly happens here? she gets sucked into the turning gears and shit?

>>677948956
An elevator eating your mother?

>>677943241
did she arrived where she wanted to go?

>>677949067
Yep. That's why they couldn't just pull her out, her body was being pulled in and crushed.

>>677949055
>>677949067
Wrong person

>>677946121

Wew lad

>>677949055
Yea its on live leak if you search. She died.

>>677949660
link?

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>>677949055

She gets turned into mincemeat by the gears turning

>>677949858
no.

>>677948228
did she get shredded somehow ? she gets censored and then the girl rushes the kid outside the scene.
Any story on this ?

>>677949055
She died

>>677950002
I heard she just walked it off

>>677948694
>>677948841
10/10

>>677948239
smooth indeed

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>>677945956
>humping the rail with her ass
is this what we're calling sitting now?

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>>677949858

LOL

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>>677942936
OP, if we no longer have escalators, can we move on to elevators?

>>677943947
This is the only one that got me to kek

>>677950909
Sure, go for it!

>>677945963
Underrated

>>677951105
i have so many questions...

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>>677942936
thats actually pretty funny

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>>677944090
Haha wonderful

>>677951281
I guess going up is better than going down

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>>677949227
I wish I knew more about that one.

>>677949227
top kek

Imagine being at the bottom of the escalator, just rolling on home at the end of the day, when a motherfucking car comes flying down from the street

>>677951105
i dont

vandalism and punishment delivered by karma

>>677943241
legend has it she's still there to this day

>>677943947
stupid fucking old people
LET GO IF IT'S DRAGGING YOU

>>677951497

Lately talked to some kind of elevator mechanic - he told that going up is much more common problem. There's is a couterweight and the cords to the cabin are REALLY durable, but the counterweight cords aren't and can be torn apart.
TL,DR-lay down and pray

>>677944234
a classic

>>677951857
fuuuuuuuuuuug

>>677943211
blonde

>>677950909
what on earth was he trying to do

>>677951572
meant for
>>677951231

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somewhat related

also, >>677952421
I like to imagine that, in that moment, he accomplished his dreams.

>>677948272
source?

>>677951857
Thats an elevator you dumbfuk

Otherwise, nice clip

>>677951857
escalators not elevators you dumb fuck

>>677950909
>>677952826
nvm

>>677952421
End himself

>>677945116
derpasaurusrex

>>677951508
Happened in brussels, moroccan adolescents just fuck shit up there daily. This happened during a riot.

>>677943054
broke the glass and everything, hope he got caught fat ass.

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>>677951508
>takes of hat

>>677951857
god damn, that's fate right there

>>677949727
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d72_1437910017

>>677948228
well fuck this shit. theres an emergency off button at the ends ob these excalators
she could have easily lived. should be some more awareness for these. the b!tch downstairs panics instead of saving her by emergency off the stairs.
what so ever

>>677944294
That duck is just like /fit/.

>>677951508
why did he die

>>677944655
why not just duck?

>>677944294
Will it lift off?

>>677948228
Sauce?

>>677951857
Move it forward and watch how it slowly squeezes him over time, if he survived the initial part the squeeze finally got him thats for sure

>>677953919
died from internal bleeding and suffocation

>>677953993
Brutal stuff

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>>677951586
underrated post

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>>677953754
that's not a duck you imbecile

>>677949763
It's not the gears, it's the step support rods that are going back down underneath. They start pulling you back under and slicing parts off your legs.

>>677951572
>dumbass kid deserves to die for kicking a door

I used to think like that when I was 13 as well.

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>>677943108
Impressive, the force is strong in this one

>>677951857
>>677948228
>>677951105
communist Chinese "engineering". this is what communism looks like.

>>677953712
Easier said than done.
Most people aren't thinking, "hit the button! hit the button!"
They're all, "oh shit oh shit oh shit..."

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>>677954666
666 well played

>>677954588
He literally saw that it was swinging open into an abyss and fucking leaned on it. I agree that he doesnt deserve to die for kicking a door, but he completely deserves to die for being fucking autistic.

>>677954732
And than there still is the question if the Chinese version also has this button...

>>677953784

bitches.

>>677951105
>justice boner is diamonds

>>677950002
she died, the kid lived
this was a big story not too long ago, last year maybe

>>677954889
did someone shit in your breakfast this morning

>>677943947
Its a shame she didn't die.

>>677948694
Its called a splinter or a spelk you third world scum

>>677955772
it's a shame you are not a webm in a gore thread

>>677955877
>spelk
u a britbong

>>677953712
Why the fuck did you just randomly say 'what so ever' at the end of your post? Are you retarded or something?

>>677953784
>implying women are that intelligent

>>677951281
Does it hit the roof or something?

>>677956008
I'm not fucking ridiculously old or retarded so it'll never happen.

>>677956046
Yes I speak real English and can spell colour correctly.

>>677944624
This dude wins

>>677944159
bernie?

>>677956046
Fuck off americunt

>>677956757
Chip eatin faggit
American english is top and you know it, 'bruv'.

>>677949858
win

>>677952572
It's a shame he smashed his head so hard.
He might have learned a lesson.

>>677954588
deserve's got nothing to do with it.

>>677955772
if you don't feel the same way, the you are guilty of something. karma is coming for you.

>>677946238
Yep - was expecting gore but these were funny as fuck. Holy shit OP was not a fag...

>>677943108
Did this at a train station once and got beat up by security

>>677943947
and nobody presses the stop button... fucking retards

>>677944234
>legs clearly functional

WALK YOUR FATASS UP THE DAMN STAIRS!!!

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>>677954205

>>677948841
>what shit country doesn't have polished benches.

Australia.
You wouldn't believe how many parks and shit have the crappiest, old as fuck benches.
There are ones that WERE polished once upon a time like 30 odd years ago when they were put in but they're rotted and litter literally falling apart.

>>677951563
Exactly my thought. You couldn't even jump anywhere plus it was too fast

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>>677956654
>I think I'll never be old
That's either because you're too retarded to grasp the concept of age or you know you're retarded enough to die soon. Either way you're retarded. Go get maimed by some piece of machinery now you middleschooler tryhard.

>>677955772
It's a shame you survived partial birth abortion.

>>677942936
Slippers in a shop, says it all really..

>>677953763
Slammed his head against the corner of the rail baseboards. KOed him.

>>677954588
Then you became an assohole

>>677955877
It's called a synonym you illiterate ape.

>>677944294
Fucking horse lol

>>677944234
Only in 'Murica!

>>677951857
always taking the stairs from now on

>>677948956
Bring a long pole on the escalator?

>>677948196
KEK! Darwin Award.

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>>677948694
>>677948841
>>677950185
>>677948841

all you niggers chose to ignore the fact that then bench is made of stone for some reason, do enlighten me

>>677948184
Dont lie to the boy, he's a fuckhead faggot for life

>>677952572
dat filename

>>677957756
We believe you...

>>677946121
underrated post
fuckin keked

>>677948228
This one always pisses me off so much because the emergency switch is RIGHT THERE but these bitches just lose their shit instead of using it. Fucking women. Panic first think later.

>>677955772
edgy teen

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>>677958278
DU NENNST MICH SPITZKOPF?

>>677951281
Did the counterweight break or something, causing it to go up uncontrollably or something?

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>>677958278
>>677960060
WENN NENNST DU HIER SPITZKOPF?!?!?

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Here's a rare one I picked up. I still need moar!

>>677960869
wrong thread, god fucking damn

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>>677960894
>>677960869
I'll show you how it's done

>>677943947
God fucking damnit LET IT FUCKIG GO IF ITS DRAGGING YOU old people should be shot

>>677961155
Oh. OH.
okayokay
okay i can handle this

I LIED I CAN'T HANDLE THIS

CHECKED

>>677956632
yes

>>677948196
YOU SHALL NOT PASS

>>677961155
witnessed

>>677961155
All is forgiven

>>677956046
Actual britbong. Who the fuck calls it a spelk?

>>677961155

>>677953784
Fat/10

>>677948228
Like the fall of Saigon. Nigga take my baby before the war machine eats me.

>>677942936
>>677963590
This escalated quickly

>>677943241
She probably lost a bet

>>677951857
WTFug, did he died?

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>>677944090

>>677950909
Looks like he decided to take the express elevator

>>677944090
Wtf trousers is he wearing

>>677951508
>>677953198

Just another day in Eurabia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsrcqbQeLUA

>>677964976
Trousers???. I think their normal jeans

>>677945276
Fucking piece of shit

Remember how good you have it if you don't live in a shithole like America where they value "muh freedoms" more than your personality rights and every asshole can film you and do whatever the fuck he wants with the recording

>>677965238
I'm not sure this was filmed in US

>>677951787
so what you're saying is, he got fast as fuck to the top and there's a chance the counterweight spanned so then the elevator freefell to the bottom?

>>677966098
*snapped

>>677959035
yes..one giant block of stone was cut and wasted to make that bench..look at the backrest and legs..you double nigger

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>>677964161

>>677944234
why do they rush to help?

>>677944456
did someone cast a spell of confusion?

>>677953763
Definitely mustard gas

>>677965238

I'm pretty site that's French comedian Remi something or other. If you look at the signs and advertisements all over the walls you can clearly see they're not in English. So fuck you and whatever shithole country you live in.

>>677966765
my bet is that the "up" escalator was down, so - dumb as they are - they went up through the other escalator instead of regular stairs or stopped escalator.

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I can't believe this thread is still here. I saw it like 4 hours ago this morning. Good work anon.

>>677943211
3rd wave feminism

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>>677944090

>>677946121
fucking kek

>>677967324
Should have sold the puppies to the Chinese

>>677966843
I said a shithole LIKE the US, dumbass
France is a shithole as well, whoop-dee-fuck, what a surprise

I did assume it was the US though, I'll give you that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs6iLtl0BAw
Enjoy this video of some asshole harassing people in public, just remember that anytime you leave your cave it could happen to you as well and there's nothing you can do :)

>>677952421
He was trying to act like an entitled handicapped asshole and getting pissed and impatient with the elevator. And look where it got him, crippled again or dead, good riddance.

>>677967631
the cost of shipping would outway the money you'd get.

she should have done what a normal person does and put them in a trashbag before chucking them all into the river at once. maybe add a rock to the bag if you don't think it will sink with just puppy weight

>>677950909
Hahahaha
>what could go wrong? Breaking my legs?

>>677967774
He was pissed at the people inside, since they saw that he wanted to get on and didn't hold open the door for them

>>677951105
>>677950909
Is this the same guy? Chinese looks all the same to me

>>677953784
They're women

>>677945798
I'd probably just eat the pie.

>>677952610
Remi Gaillard

>>677948272
He should've taken her bags and left

>>677949227
that was in belgium. it was done by syrian refugees and an old man was in the car and died.

>>677965415
Man.. I had a boss give me a high five and he turned into gay shit like that.

>>677951281
fuckin nightmare

>>677951105
"Well. That's the end of my friend."

>>677968693
Calling bullshit. Post a source.

>>677957434

Either way he won`t do it again, so lesson learned, head smashed or not.

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>>677948228
Apparently its one of Trump hotels he did in china. He has a lot of friends in China you know.

>>677953784
or push it out of the way with your hand. Like jesus christ

>>677943787
my wife and all of my step-children are afraid of escalators...

I imagine all of them doing that

>>677953842
fuck you, i laughed

>>677944624
good shit

>>677953842
underrated post...
kek

>>677943054
Have fun playing for the damages jackass

>>677969141
Nudes or it never happened

>>677966118
No, what he said is that the counterweight is the one that is not durable, the cable is. The person on the elevator just hit the roof and that's it.

>>677968963
>>677949227

The (empty) car was pushed down the metro entance by Muslim "refugees", shortly before they set a Christmas tree on fire.

>>677965110

>>677948228
raise my child as your own
I go to live with the escalator gnomes

>>677947479
Wut.

>>677943211
so many dumb people, they all go the wrong way...

>>677957499

> Clint Eastwood`s voice

>>677969529
I asked for a source to the claims of >>677968693 you faggot.


>old man was in the car and died.
Nope.
>it was done by syrian refugees
Nope too.

>>677943211
That's explaining the karma concept better than million lessons

>>677964570

You clearly dont know how retarded women are.