You even suck at killing yourself

>>677930924
just kidding, ily. die in peace

>>677930969
Imma dub for peace, don't kill yourself

>>677931045
bump

>>677931076
die in peace

Peace dub. No kill

>>677931138
i mean don't kill yourself

>>677930881
Fuck you fag

peace

don't do it, spend the rest of your money on a bus ticket across the country and try to start a new life for yourself there

Noose in the forest

rolling for burning house down while inside it. getting high first is optional.

>>677930881
You can't die without telling the full story, OP.

>>677930881
Record yourself on twitch cutting your throat

>>677930881
Make /b/ great again and livestream it.

What would happen if you got a hooker tonight instead of killing yourself?

>>677931296
Roll

>>677931296
Roll again

>>677931296
Rawlin

Drug od

>>677931304
Rollin for this

>>677931161
Let him RIP like a fucking beyblade

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keep at it and u may find mantel peace

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>>677931388
DO it op you faggot

>>677931388
Winrar.exe

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Make a list of all the reasons to live and watch your favorite movie.

The Iron Cross is its lucky charm

Vote for Trump before you kill yourself OP

Cut your dick off with a butter knife and let it bleed dub

4th "attempt"? You need to try harder, not just for the attention you get from mommy and daddy for the next 2 months before it fades.

>>677931589

Roll

if you really want to kill yourself it is very simple.
You my friend want to live. Go to a hospital ask for help. go to family ask for help.

Mass murder rape spree with a suicide bomb in a government office.

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>>677931388
Check em!

>>677930881

How the fuck do you even fail a suicide attempt?

How the fuck do you fail a suicide attempt 3 times?

I'd say "kill yourself" but not sure if that helps you at all. You truly are a miserable excuse for a human being.

>>677931681

All right, i can try and tell the story. i have disthima and major depression that likes to kick in every other day. poor as shit, cant talk right any more from other attempts (75 mucile relaxers 30 ambian 30 vikes and a bottle of wisky. so my brain is even worse then befor. and i have no friends (i know, not to big a deal) but it stacks with loss of my parrents x wife was murdered in a turf fight that i happen to walk in on.

>>677931700
I like it. This...

send me a whatsapp text, I'll help you out with a good way... +50683153411

>>677931761
It's because he's a faggot.

Dub for peace. Go somewhere and start over

>>677931700
Dubs have spoken

>>677930881

OP. tell us what happened, and we will try to help you. If it's that bad, we even provide "suicide 101 class". Just don't leave the thread without telling us about yourself. There are people who care..

>>677931787
Do you have Discord or a messenger you like to use, OP?

>>677931700
Rolling

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>>677931317

>>677931857
This.

I'm not convinced of you competence. I see you have 3 previous attempts which does count towards job experience however I also note that these were all failed attempts.

Don't kill yourself /b/ro. Start a feels thread or something

>>677931761
This
Always wondered how people fail a suicide, do they take like 5 asprins with 2 beers just so they can write about it on social media and get attention?

When the fuck did /b/ get a heart? This isn't no wizard of oz

>>677930881
Rest in peace friend. If I were you I'd stake out some nice houses wait for a family and crash the place. Tear that house while having one last good time and when the family pulls into the driveway off yourself with one of their guns.

Go home!

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>>677931388
Rip OP

>>677932173
Edgelord faggot, get back in your hole. Both love and hate are human nature.

>>677930881
An hero by putting as many plastic flowers in your throat so that way when the mortician pulls them out it'll be like a magic trick.

>>677930881
does anyone in this thread know if somebody who lives in Ulster county New York could get a gun without a permit? My home is in ulster and I go to Rochester college. Can I have a gun mailed to me?

OP here, idk, shit stacks up. i was able to handle the loss of my folks just a few years back. (im 23 btw) but the only person that cared about me in the sligtest was shot over a turf fight. that was ruff, thats when i started trying to kill myself

>>677932173
Bruh literally catch aids

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Assault a police officer then pretend to pull a gun.

If you have balls.

Either way I want to see someone kill themself or attempt to.

>>677932418
Adachi kek

>>677932363
Batman?

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>>677932336
/k/ here, NY is one of the most anti-gun places and you probably look like shit so I doubt you'll get a gun. Call the damn suicide hotline, faggot.

>>677932336
no you would have to get it shipped to a dealer and pick it up from them once they do a bg check

How old are you, OP?

>>677930881
4th attempt
kek. cant even kill yourself properly

is there a way to kill yourself with things you can access on the daily?

>>677932262
I hate everyone I don't love anything /b/ has went soft and by replies like this proves my point

>>677932262
/b/ was always edgy newfag.
We just didn't care back then.

>>677931486
Underrated post here guys

>>677932496
yeah. my shrink made fun of me for that...

>>677931787
Why mix pills and alcohol? Dosent that lead to a slow and painfull death? And who the fuck needs tips on killing themself, the succesfull and painless methods sounds pretty ovious to me...

Dont do it though bro

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>>677932551
Good for you, you're unnatural. To deny love or hate is basically saying that you're a freak.

>>677932363
What a fucking looser. If you've failed killing yourself 3 times, you're just gonna have to live with your miserable self for the rest of your life like a normal fucking person. Or you could jump off a building, that would kill you for sure. Just be sure to do a few backflips before you hit the ground.

look niggahs I'm looking for a good way to off my self too as in no going back gimme suggestions you love fags

Live dubs activate

op here, this is not the response i was hoping for. verry unexpected

>>677932678
BATMAN!!!! How is Alfred?

>>677932515
damn, I know that the background checks require three people to sign it to vouch for your character. However, I have no friends. How do I get around this?

>>677932618
Actually, /b/ has been capable of both. It's about doing what you want for the lols or because you feel like it. We're not a collective hivemind, we're a bunch of different people with different opinions. Gtfo.

>>677931787
If you really want to die, train hard for 6 months (gain muscle and condition), learn to fire a weapon - be good at it. Buy a semi auto assault rifle, a SMG and a handgun. Search on onion sites for supplies. What you want to do is to kill the leader of the gang that murdered your wife. With as many Gand members dead as possible. Destroy as many guns, drugs and valuable property, that you will come across in the main gang HQ. It's good that you can't speak. You will be the "strong, silent type - the hero of the hood".

> "Mantel"

Enough said

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>>677932370
Not same Anon but,
Whiteknighting (gone sexual)

Using the word

>bruh

No bitch, I won't say catch AIDS because you'll have a little extra time to live. Just kill yourself already.

look op you want a way? Co2 poisoning simple and easy if you have a house or a car now stfu and do it already I'm tired of seeing these damn posts

>>677932511
what does me looking like shit have to do with getting a gun?

>>677932953
Jesus Christ, stop making every other gun owner look bad and get help already.

>>677932989
this i like (op)

>>677931787
Okay Anon, when I hear people say

>poor as shit

All I can think about is why don't you fucking think of a way to make money, you really want it? Nothing should stop you!

>>677933078
stfu faggot. My decision to buy a gun makes me just as legitimate as any other non-suicidal gun owner.

Rape an underage girl and confess to her father, then give him the gun.

>>677931296
JUST DO IT

>>677933051
If you look like you're a threat to yourself, you won't be able to even rent a gun at the range. I'm not entirely sure how NY's range laws work but, you need a permit as well. If you've been to a shrink in a very-anti gun state, you're probably fucked on that gun plan because they're strict. They probably also have a waiting period. Don't even think about gun shows because they do background check too and if you look like you're a suicidal threat, people probably won't even sell you ammo because they're afraid of the police coming after them.

>>677932989
Rollin why dont more people do shit like this, you're gonna die nyway why give a fuck

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OP don't kill yourself just yet, get a camera and hang yourself with a boner, jerk off a bit so it's just looks like erotoesphixiation I need to cum before I pass out tonight and I think this could get me 'there'

>>677933230
This but post pics to b before you confess

>>677933216
You're retarded and part of the fucking problem. Get help and stop being a pussy.

>>677933274
why would I look like shit? I'll take a shower and put on good clothes or some shit. How will they know I'm suicidal?

>>677933078
Guns don't kill people! People kill people!, with guns. You yanks and your fucking gun shit. You should all use those guns on your fucking selves you ingrates. Responsible gun owner bullshit

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>>677932989
I forgot. You want to acquire explosives you will have on urself. And detonate it when the gang bloodbath is finished

>>677930881
>4th attempt at suicide

If you've failed at killing yourself four times then you've earned it at this point. Shove a knife in your throat on camera for us.

>>677933338
if you really want to stop being a part of the problem, then help me find a gun so I can end my life.

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Stick your Tinfoil-Wrapped Dick into an electric socket.

>>677932370
How long you been on /b/ new faggg a week or two? Gtfo

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Here ya go. Either do it or fix yaself

>>677932874
Take people with you ,preferably niggers sandniggers jews etc people you hate and die in the process as a hero who did something to improve the world

Do a flip faggot

>>677933355
You still need a background check, even if you pass the whole smell you down. Again, since you've seen a shrink and have previous suicide attempts, you're probably already in the system.

>>677933446
You'd be part of the problem if you killed yourself with a gun. You'd be just another statistic for SJW and liberal phats to use in their anti-gun battle.

>>677933470
>edgelord detected.

>>677933550
Damn, beat me to it.

ok, so i think im going to go for the death by cop. walk in to a police station with a unloaded gun but have one round to shoot the floor.

>>677932874
Shoot up your Uni, but only feminists, fags, etc.

>>677933558
first of all, you should never let sjws control your life decisions. Second of all, I'm not op.

OP you better not back out again.

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Get on the roof of a 4+ story building, tie piano wire around your neck, jump off with your hands super glued to the sides of your head. everyone will think u pulled your head off. gg no re

>>677933665
Control my decisions? They're trying to get guns banned. Are you actually retarded?

Stream yourself hanging with something up your ass and while masturbating. U pussy

>>677930881
Don't do it OP, there is so much to live for. Think what your family will do...