Waifu claiming thread - Mods, the Spammer is annoying editionThe rules are very simple:claim
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Waifu claiming thread - Mods, the Spammer is annoying edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>drink tea
>drink coffee
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
I'm too late
I really really really like my waifu.
>>677870790
Oh.
Guess not.
Lurking.
claimed
>>677870844
>husbando
fucking faggot doesn't even know its gender
Ayy
I'm learning
>>677870589
Never give up, never surrender
>>677870790
You're doing really well.
mai waifu
>>677870589
Did I ever tell you what name I wanted to give chara in my playthrough? It was "The determinator."
Megumin Claimed.
>>677870589
mandatory cc claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OnOXCu-BCI
Claiming Ayamine
kagami claimed!!
>>677870738
hmmm, you're away from home a lot of the time, but you get to see a LOT of the world, more than the army, and they see a lot, i wish i'd join the airforce
Claiming and waiting
>>677870589
fuck your 2D waifu
>>677870994
Do you see a dick? Didn't think so faggot.
>>677871194
i see you if that counts
>>677871188
you're*
Dio-sama...
>>677870465
Almost proud to say I read it all.
>>677871290
>>677871125
Nope, you didn't tell me that one
>I like that one tough
A: What's your Gender?
Frisk: I'm a Frisk!
A: nono, I meant, what's in your pants?
Frisk: DETERMINATION
>>677871362
>>677871165
One of the reasons why I want to join navy. First country I wanna visit is one of the European countries. Heard they have crisp clean air unlike here in the states
>shinoa bro
>>677871159
Hi Graf.
>>677871479
My nigga.
>I guess everybody loves these at a slower pace
>>677871479
Welcome back mugi
>shinoa bro
Claiming the wolfiest wittiest waifu
Awoo~
>>677871628
Shitpost faster fag
>>677870486
>>677870580
Well that is good. And my day was ok. Full of human conventional shit butI can't rid out of it so I try my best to force (ou fake) some happiness to come out and make my day and the others good too. But with you guys I don't have to fake so I'm glad you exists.
>>677871555
but I'm just lurking hard
has the shitposting stopped yet?
>claiming sachi
>>677871595
Used to be real fast. I think its the new cancer spammer
>>677871381
I think I didn't because it didn't fit. But I was proud of myself to think of it :3
>>677871556
yo
this is like my favorite thing to play on guitar right now and i dont know why
>>677871924
faster you fucking nigger
im losing my boner
>>677871868
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xOfdFSpiDw0
Forgot the link
claimed
>>677871595
Hello ruri
At least you're reading something.
>>677871518
well, if you join the army, you can be stationed at germany or korea, those are the main bases, but theres a bunch of places you can go tdy, so i mean either one is a good way to see the world
>>677871800
heh, and I'm proud of you too, getqueen
>btw, do you have steam? I think I'm gonna abandon these threads for today
>>677871968
I can't tell wether you're actually enjoying these or if you're just fucking around.
>>677872078
i also thought their uniforms looked waay better than ours
I got a look at the "docking" picture.
Pretty good, I guess.
>>677871988
>>677871924
>>677871870
>>677871810
>>677871758
deze comix so rassist an secksist itz funni
>>677872078
Nah. Navy life for me. Lol
>>677872191
The NWU are fucking great. Another reason why I want to join
>shinoa bro
superior waif claimed
>>677872103
No I don't :( I play all of my games on console.. do you have anything else in mind? Or I could make one I guess?
>>677872364
Hey, I know that one!
>>677871746
Doesn't look like it, sadly.
>>677871595
I don't mind either way, really.
>>677871707
hmmm, well that's good, im glad you're here too anon!!!
>>677872454
I also have skype if you don't mind that
>>677872447
>superior waif claimed
>not Dio Brando
I think you mistyped something.
top quality shitposting
>>677871868
>>677871975
Cool. I'm trying to learn this one but it's really hard and I can only really play one part right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPLEbAVjiLA
>>677871595
Hi Ruri.
>>677872634
bois are not my thing
>>677872548
:3 It still weird to me think that such cool people like you exist on /b/ but miracles happens I guess.
Anyways
Are you reading/listening to something right know ?
>>677872103
Give it a few more days
>>677872895
I've said it multiple times and I'll say it as much as I'll have to.
Dio is something far superior than man.
Anime goddess
>>677872612
Yeah that can work! :)
>>677870589
Rika is my loli waifu.
>>677873018
k then
>>677872277
>download.jpg
kek
>>677872103
Hey don't do that ;-;
I dunno if it was a You in plural or singular (I still dunno this part of english) but mine dark_ouls4i20 (yeah jude me, everybody had 12 y/o it's not like I enjoy this shit
>>677873232
Don't take Dio seriously, roll with him. Dio is pretty damn chill
Also, welcome back Stocking
>>677873096
I'm giving you my 4chan E-Mail.. I don't mind spammers there
[email protected]
>>677872928
theres good people all around the world. yeah!! this right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNqo0kIR-TU
what about you?
>>677873562
>welcome back Stocking
Nope.
>>677873562
>Don't take Dio seriously
>>677872928
>posts Karen
Good choice
>>677872857
why does everyone here seem to like radiohead
i cant seem to get into them
>>677873481
that sounds more like a password then a username
>also I can't find it on steam
but here, my steam
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198043922813/
>>677873842
i like myxomatosis, but that's the only song
>>677873586
https://youtu.be/dKAbjLO1bUw
I love this shit. :3 and some brazilian music too but I think you won't understand a single word so whatever
>>677873978
i like that album art!, im weird in that sense, i can like a song without understanding the lyrics
>>677874331
awww yeah
>>677874331
DON"T LEAVE IT ON A CLIFF HANGER!
>>677874331
Never understood why there was just a random scat scene.
The spam is done, finally. Couldn't even see what you chicken fuckers were saying.
Anyway, I was cleaning up my shop and I found a pretty large sheet of scrap metal. I plan of cutting of a set of cock and balls and welding it to my friends welding table tomorrow.
Does anyone have any better ideas?
>>677873842
I've loved Radiohead since I was a kid, I just like everything about them.
>I feel the same way about System of a Down
>please don't be mad
>>677874585
No.
>>677874553
Cuck
>>677874585
Anything that involves Dio, realy.
Rory claimed. Im late to this one.
Basically... work is fucked. Come in, flies everywhere because someone left sweet potato, roasted, in a combi oven. Closed the door, turned off and left. Then there was the calamari i fused flour sitting above the grill. Oil containers not in the right area, not topped up. Bins clustered in one area of the kitchen with food scraps in all of them. I find out later that the three people left in the kitchen had left the kitchen at 3:30 pm. Closing time is 4 pm. Now, I don't mean to sound like a tool, but are the people involved now obligated to do my final shift on Sunday? Despite them working the night before.
>>677874734
It looks like an aero bar
>>677874585
>The spam is done
Whoa!
Not so fast!
The spam is done when it is done.
>>677874782
>>677874734
You lazy fuck, You only stopped spaming because you thought I would do your dirty work!
emperor claimed
>>677874880
you can be as late as you want to be. no one wants that disgusting slut with 900 years worth of semen dried up in her
>>677874213
Well. Let's try it so
https://youtu.be/KqXpKibOaxA
>>677874864
ZA WARUDO in massive bold lettering, perhaps?
>>677873562
Let me know if you got my email :)
>>677874585
Carve a swastika on the side of the shaft.
>>677875016
Claimed
>>677874880
woah, Rory, I really feel you... that's just plain asshole like...
>I mean kitchen are supposed to be the cleanest places next to hospital surgeon tables, right?
I wish I'd be there to help you
>>677874880
These people sound obligated to be fired honestly. That sort of shit could get the place shut down. Take that shit to your boss mang let them sort it out.
>>677875016
I never played a Warhammer game.
>>677874987
naa yours was better i admit that. had to stop and enjoy it
all of you are losing
>>677875167
Got it!
Mako claimed
>>677870844
/thread
>>677875211
Nearly done for the day. I left the shit where it was so the owner saw it when he came in. What pissed me off more than anything is the fact that they left the kitchen hand alone by leaving at 3:30. They are all full timers.
>>677875016
Welcome back Emps - 'sup?
>>677875157
Wouldn't be bad.
But lacks a touch of originality.
>>677875375
Too angry to even go for pics rn.
>>677875141
i do like the song, it's got a grungish feel to it, are you brazillian?
>>677874810
oh
i guess that makes sense
i just got in to System only like 2 months ago
something about the eastern sound i like a lot. even as a kid i really like eastern sounding stuff.
>>677875016
Welcome back Emps - 'sup?
>>677874880
Hey Rory don't give up man. Humans are ahit but they really are the best thing we can have to keep ourselves mentally ok. So even if they're fucking you up it would be worst if there aren't any of them.
>>677872074
Hey Yuuko.
>Thread still hasn't hit image limit
I've got to admit that is relieving.
>>677872857
Heyo Galko, glad to see you around.
>>677875051
Rory is pretty cool.
>>677875375
I hope you told the owner. I mean or else it could be seen as your work.
And it's really sad when they're full timers.
I'd kill for a nice, stable job with stable income and can't get it. And then there are people slacking off that much?!
>>677875192
kek
>>677875242
If you ever want to you might want to watch this first:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MeVxKZBOfM
>>677875385
>>677875502
Hey guys, I'm doing fine. How are you?
there's a scat one i want to post next so let's get a new one started
All but one of you are inferior to my waifu
>>677875467
Yep.
No I don't live in a favela.
No I'm not a nigger
No I don't like soccer
No, not all the chicks are hot as you think
>>677871810
big 3 graffiti gang,,, that shit looks and sounds like something a 13yo autistic kid would spray paint lol, but continue...
>>677875785
That might have been a glitchy doublepost by me - I'm also fine, a bit tired.
I should really be working instead of waifuposting too, but hey.
>Keiposter
>>677875731
Thanks man.
>>677875498
You seem really into them. I generally like most 90's/early 2000s alternative stuff.
>Galko
>>677876001
>
I wish that I was her.
>>677877235
Forgot sig
>Yukko
>>677877577
woah, you're still here?
>Chara
